this is the average /pol/ack

Looks like a nice guy. Are you trying to make some sort of statement with this?

Hahaha oh my god, no wonder. Vote trump when you have nothing left to lose, dignity included. Pick up a dumbbell you fat degenerate noncontributing fuck lmaoo

>>35425036
OP wants them to look like normies, which is odd for r9k. Are you from /b/, OP boy?

>>35425059
>fat

like you know, 70% of the american population according to statistics.

>cake looks like a wall when cut
Very clever.
I do hope he shared though.

>>35424956
So? Looks like an okay guy. I like the pepe cake.

>>35425102
1/4 really. But that's one in 4 people looking like OP pic, mb worse. Grow a fucking brain OP.

too white desu

Most /pol/acks are mexicans pretending that they are white

its like a fucking role playing board

>>35424956
He might not get a gf but he looks like a friend of mine, probably pretty cool

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>>35424956
disgusting
when trump said he could stand in the middle of the street and shoot somone and still not lose voters, this is the kind of voter he was talking about

>>35425120
are all of these fat people in the south or something?
im from maine and rarely see people morbidly overweight

>>35425176
Probably yeah, different interstate statistics.

>>35425176
70% are medically classified as overweight- that can actually just be 5-10 pounds above the ideal.
If you jiggle then you're probably in that category.

>>35424956
I feel like the average /pol/ack are redditors pretending to be this

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>>35425120
it is actually 3/4. jesus christ america. why are you so fat?

>>35425246
why do you think that
mute by robot

>>35424956
this picture makes me so mad fuck this fat faggot i would kill this faggot i hate him. so dumb this ape of a man. he is a big fat ape. his brain does not work. he is so stupid. he is so dumb.

>>35424956
at least he's not black

>>35425286
>why are you so fat?
Eurofags seem to think it's the fact that we work endless hours and refuse to take six month vacations or whatever the fuck socialists are doing.
In reality the answer is corn.

>>35424956
More like r/The_Donald

True /pol/acks never show their faces

>>35425286
holy shit, anglos are fat as fuck

>>35425454

true

leddit is does not understand why anonymity is important

they care more about upboats and e-peen

>>35424956
>tv isn't cuck porn
stop lying op

cool cake. don't see what the problem is.

>>35425582
Ya. That cake is the real take away from this thread.

>>35425618
I wish I knew how to do that. I'm going to try to make a bday cake/pie for my dad this weekend but think it will be banoffee pie which is pretty easy.

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>Massive pile of red velvet cake hunks glued together with frosting
I haven't been this uncomfortable all month.

>>35424956
That's actually one of the better cakes I've seen, it looks really well done

Would watch the inauguration with/10

>>35424956
I'm exclusively attracted to fat dudes and this is one of the least fuckable ones I have ever seen. Why are Americunts so retarded

>>35425286
>jesus christ america. why are you so fat?
Corn is heavily subsidized by out government and in literally fucking everything, which means everything has twice the calories it should, and healthier/lower calorie meals are expensive, which has led to a situation where lower income people are actually more at risk of being overweight.

why is he the average? where's your sample?

and besides, he looks lika a nice guy

>>35425286
That must use a pretty broad definition of overweight or something, I don't see nearly that many fatties.

>>35424956
He seems pretty cool, and that cake is awesome.

>>35425794
there's a gap between overweight and obese, any weight over you ideal one is technically overweight, you could be training and having fit muscles under some fat and still be overweight.
the obese and morbid obese percentage is what mmaters

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That wall cake in the upper left isn't too shabby either

>>35425854
I mean right.

>>35425765
>and besides, he looks lika a nice guy
That's how you know he isn't your average /pol/ack

>>35425854
it's the same cake.

>>35425668
It's supposed to represent the wall

>>35425877
No, look upper right (I mean't right when I said left) and you'll see a red velvet brick cake to represent the wall.

>>35425944
I assume that it's the inside of the Pepe cake- you can see a lump of frosting on the top where the lips would lie.
I hope he did not make two cakes.

>>35425286
American food is artificial as fuck and only comes in massive sizes

>>35425998
The wall cake is too big to be the pepe cake as well.

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That is the average western pollack
This is me the average slav pollack

>>35426443
So the average /pol/ack is a hungry attention whore?

>>35425036
Hes a bit on the chunky side but he seems cool enough and he made us cake. He seems like he would be an awesome friend to hang out with.

>>35426467
Duhh you dumb goy

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>>35425059
We have you to thank for that.
Liberals are the reason we had nothing to live for.

>>35424956
He seems decent. I'd have a brew with him while hating on fags

>>35425357
>In reality the answer is corn.
I fucking love corn
I could put it with pretty much every meal

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>>35424956

>the wall
>On The Border tortilla chips and salsa

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This is the average poster who cries about Trump

>>35424956
How can fat people eat sour cream and sugary stuff together? I understand how you can just eat a lot and feel fine, but are they really also wired to think the equivalent of eating homeless fistula pus is tasty?

>>35424956
holy fuck that guy looks like he had a fun birthday

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>>35425120
>1/4 really
THE DENIAL

Why the fuck are there so many liberals on this board all of a sudden? And don't tell me you were always here cuz no one is buying that. I came on this board daily for years and never seen any of you before. Why are you here?

>>35427321
>On The Border tortilla chips and salsa
didn't see that until now kek

>>35424956
Dustbin genetics further warped by the degeneracy of his mind. Despite this, he takes every step possible to expand to new vistas of humiliation by reveling in his self portrait human caricature.

Hilarious cake though. Probably had to take out a loan against the ol' trailer for that one.

>>35428523
Unironically the best brand of tortilla chips.

>>35428929
This young memester seems to know his stuff.

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>>35428905
>Dustbin genetics further warped by the degeneracy of his mind. Despite this, he takes every step possible to expand to new vistas of humiliation by reveling in his self portrait human caricature.

>Hilarious cake though. Probably had to take out a loan against the ol' trailer for that one.

ayyyyyyyyyyy

>>35428411
I was here, but nobody asked if I was a liberal before

>>35424956
>on the border salsa chips
Kek

>>35429002
So why are you being so loud right now? There are 10 anti-Trump threads on /r9k/ daily. /pol/ cross-posters never even came close to this amount of spam before.

>>35428411
well maybe because 4chan is not only /pol/ and you guys always try to put political garbage in every topic of every board

Look at /k/ sticky for example.

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>>35424956
>/r9k/ thinks they're in any position to mock other boards

>>35429044
they usually develop into a /pol/ thread.
they are used only to attrack other /pol/tards into a general thread.

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>>35424956

reminder pol is germany, r9k is italy

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Boy does it make one ponder.