/r9k/, what would you do if pic related slapped your ass?
>>35424729
Tell him to put his money where his mouth is and fuck my ass
>>35424729
I would just shit myself honestly. And maybe pass away.
play the sun's song as fast at possible
>>35424729
throw the nearest person at it and scream while running away. somewhere in there i would probably urinate in my pants too.
Empty my gun into him, probably.
>>35424729
Tend to my cuccos.
>>35424729
Let it suck the energy out of me.