How is gf 2017 going, r9k?

it's not

i don't even talk to girls

Nothing yet. Still got time

I'm doing all right at pursuing my fitness goals though I don't actually know if I'm going to try and get a girlfriend

I honestly don't really want one right now, but I do worry that my nerd hobbies won't be able to hold my interest for ever and I'll eventually want a companion

Until a few hours ago I thought we were in late february. How the fuck is it the middle of march already. Ive done nothing this year.

>>35423551
>approach random 5/10 Plain Jane customer at work
>start talking
>probably sound like an idiot but whatever, don't care about rejection anymore, nothing to lose
>she gives me her name
>add her on normiebook later that evening
>she accepts, messages me first and all
>messaging each other every now and then since
>arrange to meet for a drink some time

I don't particularly like this grill but a random date like this could be so good for me and I can't say anything negative about her either really. Right now I'm kinda skint, my house is messy and I'm a little nervous desu, I want to stall for another week or so so I can save some money and whatnot before going ahead with this.

Wish me luck I guess

wound up getting a bf instead of a gf.

>>35423551
I spoke to a girl on the train the other day. She was only in town for a couple of days but added me on fb. I dont really want a oneitis though.

>>35423551
Everythin was ok in January. But then it stopped being ok. Now I'm depressed and want to stop existing.

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i'm looking forward to the 4th year in a row without talking to a female

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>>35423551
Well, after ghosting me for like 3 hours I got her to talk to me again. Me and some friends from school got 100 chicken nuggets from McDonalds because we were getting wasted, so I told her that because I no longer care if she replies.

Lo and behold.

>>35424603
>three hours
>ghosting
Amateur.

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>>35423551
>my little sister and her friends are pretty cool for 18 year olds (not just popular, genuinely "hip"
>some of her friends like me, for whatever reason
>even pic related, who has never met me before and is much taller and heavier than me, said to my sister "I wanna meet himmmm" about me
>I'm going back home for 9 days tomorrow
>I will try to get this girl to sit on my face/penis

>had 3 girls I was interested in
>two seemed interested back, flirting with me and giving me their numbers unsolicited
>all 3 ended up having bfs
>the one who was seemingly the most interested turned out to be a roastie who flirted with every guy she met even after getting a bf
>end up developing oneitis for the one who was the least interested in me relatively speaking
It's a mess. I think I'll just try and focus on getting /fit/ right now.

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>spend all of January and February working out and eating right
>make a few dollars working on projects for my uncle
>getting ready for militay at MEPS
>one angry old man writes down the worst possible scenario regarding my life story
>basically says i'm a lazy dumb NEET who had a horrific childhood and cuts himself
>that is in my permanent record now
>i'm now forced to stand in front of someone and explain myself in an upbeat manner to plead my case of not being D A M A G E D
>know i can't present myself like a normal human being and any decent psychologist could see right through me if i tried

I ordered a new Lego set yesterday, after I get it and build it, i'm walking out the door and walking north so i can live in a forest or find some place to squat like pic related. I'm thinking I can load all my anime/tv/movies/music onto flash drives so i don't need to carry around my laptop and just steal one later on. I guess I need a sleeping bag too.

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have a internet girl from england. she is part indian brown girl and very cute. also a virgin. what do

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>>35424890
>girl from england
>she is part indian brown girl

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>Dog dies of diabetes
>Month later I get diabetes

I hate my fucking life.

>>35424890
>indian

gross

>>35423551
>gf 2017
*bf 2017

it's time to play for the winning team

>>35424921
>>35424938
she is cute for a poo in loo. she has light skin and looks like an anime girl

>>35423551
Not at all.

I haven't left the house for any kind of social occasion since New Year's Eve. The only time I've even seen friends is when they came by unannounced a few weeks ago to make sure I wasn't dead.

>>35424965
>looks like an anime girl
no she doesn't or you would post a picture

>>35424965
>light skin
post pic

oregona

>>35424965
We call them pakis over here anon you should tell her impress her with your knowledge of british culture.

>>35423551
I haven't left the house in 2 months.

Dude so I kind of stop chasing girls. I'm now talking to chicks with boyfriends and hooking up with them.

I'll probably fail the Amagami Challenge again.

>>35424681
She looks like the attainable kind of hot

Good luck and godspeed, get that dick wet.

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>>35423551
>broke up with qt3.14 druggy gf
>she punched me
>met an exchange student at a restaurant
>she's actually nice to me
>told me i'm pretty
>cuddled her every night for a week
tfw no gf is still real but I'm doing ok
We're all gonna make it robros

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I just want a short haired gf

>>35423551
I'm starting to get nervous I think it's gonna be another year of tfw when no gf

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>>35425143
>punched by a roastie

>>35424890
Drop that mutt

>>35425090
those arms though

>>35425143
you are no robro

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>>35423551
I hate college. Got a job opportunity, but lost my fucking phone. Don't even want to start my homework.

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Not looking for a gf, just sex, breddy good

>>35423551
Better than I could have hoped.
Started talking to a girl, went on a few dates, she became my girlfriend, lost my virginity, all in less than a month. Life's good.

>>35424681
She looks like a big beautiful burly version of Queen Lia. Go get her, anon

>>35425451
and you're still here? fuck off faggot

>>35425490
It's hard to quit r9k cold turkey. Easing myself out of here, don't worry.

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>>35425214
it fucking sucks she was crying and hitting me and i was just taking it bc i couldn't hit her back

It's fucked.

>>35423551
just like gf 2016

>>35424934
>be fat fuck
>make dog fat fuck
>dog dies because fat fuck

if anything you should take that as a cue to improve your diet.