Will /r9k/ take the prize of "largest mass suicide in the last 20 years" this July?
hopefully. i'm signed up and ready to go.
systemspace general?
how do i sign up again?
Nothing will happen, all those losers will either get bored of LARPing or just pussy out when the time comes.
I remember the last time /r9k/ planned a "mass suicide", not a single person showed up, not to mentioned even offed themselves.
>>35423520
You can find a page on the systemspace.link site
>>35423528
Oh and please everyone try to avoid suicide, like, genuinely
>>35424273
Fuck off. Let's turn this place into Jonestown
>>35424293
No, then I'd have no friends
i honestly hope tsuki don't die
>>35423453
The 16yo shit himself claims that if there will be more registered faggots (>3k) he'll move the date of ''''''unlinking''''' towards August.
Fuck it, I'll just buy my pills and off myself in any case, 3-rd of July.
Fuck LFE
Fuck delusional Dutch
Fuck the ride
>>35424398
I'm pretty sure it'll move towards June
>>35424416
He's beyond that. His fantasy world has claimed its glory all over him, and I heard exactly August from him.
I dont care. I just want to die. Being ENTP is truly suffering with shitty parents in shitsburg on the border with Mexico.
Lain is super cute.
>>35424458
im in that discord, he said the date would move towards June and earlier, 1 day per 50 users.
>>35424502
Fuck. I was already hoping for my place among nothingness, without being worried about faggotry.
And also, I hate Discord, normie community, but thanks for info.
>>35423453
I was hoping to /mass murder/ rather than suicide desu, anyone game for this?
Doing something like this is what can get 4chan shut down you know. If a rich kid commits sudoku with (You)s...
>>35425661
even more reason to do it
>>35425332
Lets shoot till the new High Score!
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Anders_Behring_Breivik
When will Tsuki show up here?
>>35425938
yeah, why has he stopped posting here lately?
>>35425784
no way I'm beating that, aiming for a comfy 12 or so
>>35425332
Yes, but I'm waiting for somebody worthy of mass murdering.
I'm prepared to do it, but only if it makes the world a better place. There's no sense dying as anything but a hero.
We are not for suicide! We wish for everyone to live as long as possible, gather as much knowledge as possible!
>>35426799
but i want to die
life is too miserable
>>35426799
>We wish for everyone to live as long as possible
July 2nd, 2017
best I can do
>>35426799
fuck off i'm killing myself and it's all thanks to you
>>35426799
Tsuki
What would happen if I wrote the code on a drawing someone else has made
>>35426799
>mfw remembering I had told you it would go down like this three months ago
>>35427078
Just because you want this to be suicide encouragement, doesn't mean it is suicide encouragement.
I applied a while ago, it gives me the hope of an afterlife, my current life feels way less empty now and I actually enjoy living again as it feels like the knowledge I gather right now could be of use after my death.
>>35427315
>it feels like the knowledge I gather right now could be of use after my death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59k4qk8CmC0&t=21s&ab_channel=LewdFRAGGYVR
oh gee, so much knowledge to gather
>>35427124
I grab the most recent addition, so it'd work
>>35427736
I mean would it be my eid or the other person's.
Say I was an art teacher and wrote the code on each of my students pieces.
>>35427837
why do you want to kill your students?
>>35423453
nope, we're all seriously trying to keep each other from suiciding here. the suicides will continue at a gradual rate as always
>using my daughteru for suicide rping
Please stop
>>35424458
dude. you're on the border of mexico
SUICIDE BOMB THE WALL
>want to sign up for this
>its too much work and too complicated
>too depressed to put forth the effort
>cant draw anything
>>35428059
you litterally only have to write down some random bullshit on a piece of paper and make a picture of it.
>>35427894
>fucking your daughterfu
you started it
>>35426799
when does the omniverse end?
>>35425983
Too busy leading a cult. Can just send mods to recruit.
>>35427910
>dying for dirty chicanos
I'd rather die for Pajeets then the filth from mexico
>>35424458
>entp
>most normie of intuitives
>complains about normies
Lad
>>35428577
>most normie of intuitives
Opinion discarded, ENFJ.
This isn't a suicide cult
We even have a mental health room on the discord, we're trying to prevent suicide
>>35428737
Then why advertise on r9k?
This seems like a deliberate attempt or experiment on robots.
>>35428737
This is the impression I've gotten as well.
It's an attempt at making people not kill themselves, for a while that is.
Who knows what happens when the deadline comes, if it ever does.
>>35428776
I would do that too, if I was researching cult dynamics, because people here are prone to this sort of stuff.
>>35427837
Only you (as art teacher) will be signed up. Owner of latest addition.
>>35429103
How can you know if someone is stealing spots by trying to sign up twice or thrice?
I've always been a team player.
>>35429118
I cannot. I see a notification if someone has multiple EIDs, but out of privacy reasons I do not act on this. I do not see the full Soul IDs either.
>>35429152
Then do these people who have multiple EIDs expend more Arcane energy?
>>35423453
If it was real I would register, sadly it's too good to be true
>>35429287
No, they do not - but we cannot know whether they're duplicates before trying them (or looking up their soul IDs, which we'd rather not do)
Looking for suicide pact girl/guy to end it all with.
>>35430053
Then aren't they potentially denying someone else the right to migrate?
>>35430311
Yes, we know this isn't ideal but we will try to work around it in some way. Maybe simulating once we hit 3K and seeing if we can get some slots back.
I mean 90% of the robots are <20yo kids. They will never be able to commit suicide. And they only pretend to be mentally ill because they somehow suck at social interactions at school and exaggerate it to the extremes.
/r9k/ is the most normie board. Even on /soc/ there isn't as many normie-related threads (fembot threads, finding gf threads, social threads, etc).
Lainfags need to bow to the true Kami-sama