>tfw no slobby belly gf to pamper, cook for and feed

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>>35423062

Bonnie is absolutely perfect

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>>35423062

Emma Bailey is also great.

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>>35423663

I appreciate the smaller bellies also

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>>35423695

Such a cute little belly

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>>35423763

oregggganododododo

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>>35423791

Cute girl I spoke to a while ago. Great belly

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>>35423818

All the ass you could ever need

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>>35423879

I love double bellies

>>35423763
Favorite belly in this thread. If my gf let herself go this would probably be her.

>No bellies on my phone to contribute

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>>35424140

I need to work on my belly balance, not posting too many big ones or small ones.

>>35424435
Always good to have balance. I like more the "achievement" of a big belly, but my heart will always truly belong to the modest potbelly

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>>35424435

best belly 2k17

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>>35424468

I'd love to feed a girl from small potbelly up to bbw or even ssbbw. Ultimate fantasy

>>35423695
Is that a man? Wtf

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>>35424533

Who needs THICC when you can have FAT?

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>>35424549

I don't think so. What makes you think that senpai?

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>mfw i'm chatting to a potential belly gf on tinder right now
>mfw she's practically begging for my cock
>mfw i go see her tomorrow
>mfw i might finally lose my virginity
What am I in for lads?

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>>35424630

Post pics. Also, this isn't britfeel

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>>35424640

So many different shaped bellies...

Keep the thread alive, and I'll dump bellies later

Internet is out right now, so waiting for it to come back up

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>>35424686

>tfw no huge titted fat gf to pound

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>>35424742

On the brink of anhiliation, pics of bellies will save us

>>35424765
I don't have any on my mobile, but lots on my PC

Just keep the thread alive for a little while and I'll dump

If it dies, start a new one, or I'll start a new one later

I'll have a picture of Cherries as the OP image so you know

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>>35424856

You have true dedication to the belly.

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I lied
I have like 3 pics on my mobile

Just keep the thread alive

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>>35425152

Hot girl from feabie. Spoke to her, seemed nice but a little mental

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>>35425192

Dunno why I replied to you with a belly pic but oh well

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>>35425206

almost looks preggo in this

>>35423763
im this size and i refuse to believe guys actually like this because I hate it on myself. im actually maybe a little smaller than her now but my belly pokes out like that or this:
>>35424583
I'm 5'4 and 130 lbs I feel like a horrible failure of a person for it.

>>35425649
and someone told me i look much fatter than that.

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>>35425192
Have talked to this one before. Shes fucking bat-shit crazy. The hair colour is definitely a warning nowadays for SJW's.

>mfw stated she's oppressed for being Bi-sexual

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>>35425649

I'm not really sure what you want me to say. I find bellies attractive.

I don't think your height and weight can make you inherently a failure, you have a healthy BMI anyway

>>35425742
Was this somebody biased...? Your height/weight doesn't' suggest as fat as these girls so unless you carry it all in the belly you may be exaggerating to yourself.

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>>35425766

I wouldn't say she's THAT crazy. Just a typical SJW millenial desu

>>35425803
i do carry most of it in my belly because of really bad genes.

>>35425766
What's her name on feabie?

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>>35425875

Sounds like godlike genes to me. I love bellies.

>>35426021
If I grew Id look a lot like the girl you posted. but im trying to lose weight.
if you are for real at least its good some ppl out there appreciate bellies.

theres a few weird things I like like bellies on guys and scars, but on me I HATE these things.

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>>35426057

Good luck losing weight. I hope you get the body you want

>>35425875
you sound really cute and huggable in all honesty
;

>>35426057
what do you like about scars on guys? i have them and hate them

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>>35426067

belly #3123123514

>had a belly gf
>she broke up with me
>never reached out after that
Guess i'm truly a worthless piece of shit

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>>35426147

That sucks man, how come she broke up with you?

>>35426158
Over the last months of the relationship she was getting increasinly colder and bitchy, then started talking about having doubts if she wanted to continue with me, 2 months after she finally ended it.
Its been one and a half months already and we didn't contact each other yet, deep down I'm still waiting for a "I miss you" that will never come

>>35426101
This is gonna sound fucked up but if they are ether self harm scars or scars from birth defect it makes me feel sort of sorry for them but in a good way where i want to be their mom and take care of them and protect and nurse him.

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>>35426233

That's rough man. I had a similar break-up before, and the next time I was the one doing the breaking up. Swings and roundabouts

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>>35423062
I've watched this exact video. She is so hot

>>35426233
Sounds like you did something really wrong. Or you are just not a likeable person.

>>35426264
that doesn't sound fucked up, it sounds adorable. my scars are from self harm. i'd kill to have someone like you care for and protect me;

what is it about a belly on guys? i have that too;

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>>35426282

Yeah it is very hot. I'd do anything to be with that gal

>>35426297
>Sounds like you did something really wrong
I did nothing wrong

>Or you are just not a likeable person.
Yeah probably, I'm impressed i managed to date someone in the first place

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>>35426297

nah honestly man, it happens.

I've had it happen to me and seen it happened to others, relationships are complicated

>>35426328
how big are you? do you have skype? I do have a bf online but he knows i flirt with and talk to other ppl.

Why do you guys like belly gfs?
For me, it's the aspect of gluttony amd loss of self control.

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>>35426416

I don't really know, honestly. But the feel of weight when they're ontop of you is amazing.

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>want belly gf
>try feabie
>nothing but disgusting entitled attention whore roasties

Guess I'll be single forever

>>35426384
not sure, never weighed myself. i do have skype but i don't want to post it publicly;

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>>35426533

Ain't that the truth.

>>35426567

Can you either exchange details and do this elsewhere or start posting bellies

>>35426533
It got very shitty very fast. I got in early and found a few ok people, although I was mostly looking to be someone's belly bf tbqh

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>>35426868

It was shit from the start tho

>>35427358
It was never good, no, but I had a decent enough time with it. One of the girls I talked to on there was always trying to vent to me about "drama". Pffft fuck off with that shit. I came here for bellies, not Facebook. Encourage me on cam or GTFO.

>>35426622
calm man, she disappeared already;

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>>35427497

Dude, that post was almost an hour old

>>35427733
i love it when a girl has stretch marks, cellulite etc.

>>35423062
>You will never feed a thin tube down a girl's throat to constantly drip cream directly into her belly
>She goes about her day just letting the tube keep her full to the brim and fattening her belly

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>>35428052

That's an amazing fantasy you got there. I wanna do that to gurl

>tfw no slob gf to overeat when I cook for her
>tfw no slob gf to throw up on me and tell me I deseeve it when I try to making her healthy food

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>>35428742

I was with you on the first part but...whaaaaat?

I had a belly gf
didn't work out though, she was needy clingy and controlling and a SJW to boot

>final straw: her dog bit me and I had to go to the doctor to make sure I didn't get infected
>by law the doctors have to report animal bites to the police
>so her dog got quarantined for a few days
>then she got mad at me for going to the doctor and trying to get her dog taken away
>are you victim-blaming me?
>n..no but..
>but what? you care more about your dog than me?
>...

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its always a good thing to wake up to a belly thread

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>posting in a belly thread alone again
well its my cross to bear

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>>35429921
Ill help u out bro

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>>35429943
thanks /belly/bro

>>35426282
>>35426367
Link? Source? The fuck guys, come on.

>>35429128
News flash !!!

You are nowhere near as important as the dog

She might have been a belly girlfriend

But you were the gay effeminate BURDEN boyfriend

She's lucky she got rid of you sooner rather than later

the act that you think you're more important than the dog SPEAKS VOLUMES

you're a parasite

And you'll never have a hot girl

Never

>>35430020
bigcuties dot com
stufferdb dot com

enough fap material to last a lifetime right there

>>35430073
Yes, I'm well aware of those sites. Still doesn't help me identify the mystery video that the other two anons were talking about.

>>35423062

The funniest thing about your life is the fact that you settle for less....

And you still can't even get that

.... you're literally incapable of 'settling for Less', because to 'settle for something', it means you actually got it

By the way my son Jet is a homosexual

But right now you're making him look like George Clooney

>>35430064
if not thinking that I should be punished for seeking medical attention so I don't possibly have to have my hand amputated makes me gay and effeminate then fine.

she didnt even know if the fucking dog was current on vaccinations

>>35429128

>by law doctors have to report animal bites to the police

What the fuck? What country are you from?

>>35430138
Minnesota, United States of America

>>35430108

I took a screencap for the OP, but when the other guy mentioned the vid I had to dig it up haha.

Here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47KJyhcm8Qk

>>35424630
You're 'in for' a lifetime of explaining how you started settling for less, and thinking aiming for the bottom of the barrel was 'success'

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>>35430151

Lol, I'm from the UK and they don't pull police-state shit like that. That's really fucked up.

Fat bitches are psycho.

>>35430129
No you didn't understand me

You are effeminate but that has nothing to do with the dog

RE: THE DOG-

it bit you for a reason

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>>35430163
skinny girls are shit tier
always have been always will be

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>>35430195

*all bitches are psycho

FTFY

ATTENTION :

NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER SHOIT FOR THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

it speaks clearly of how you think you're not worthy

Try the EXACT OPPOSITE

and in life, you must accept that 99% failure = 1% success

And that 1% is all you need

So keep trying

>>35423062
th-that's kinda hot actually

I don't want to pamper and cook for her though, I want that done to me

>>35430181
wouldn't be a problem if most dog owners weren't irresponsible pieces of shit who improperly train their dogs

all of this would have been avoided had she kenneled the fucker before I walked into the house

she knew the dog didn't like strangers and told me so I asked her to kennel amd shes like nahh you'll be fine

I opened the door to her house stepped halfway through the threshold and WOOF WOOF BAM my hand is bleeding

luckily she grabbed it away from my hand or there would have been a dog dead of my steel toe boot to the face as I had just gotten off work and came to visit her

>>35430201
I didn't pet it or nothing
it lunged at me when I opened the door and I had no warning and no time to react

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>>35430268
>keep trying
>keep going for girls youre not attracted to
get fucked you attention whore

>>35430020
>>35430073
Internet is still down for me, but when it comes back up, I'll link you to the video
I know which one you guys are talking about

Just keep the thread alive for a while longer. I'll start the dump with BBW Cherries, and if it dies, I'll start a new thread with her as the OP image

Hang in there /belly/

>>35430216

Says the boy with no experience to the well fucked expert

Right ?
Let's just be honest

You're SO afraid of rejection, you figure settling for less is mathematically guaranteed to improve your odds

It's not

Your real problem isn't thin vs morbidly obese women

Your problem is a LACK OF CONFIDENCE

>>35430359
as usual some faggot comes to ruin the fun

>>35430275

When he mentioned pampering and cooking for a disgusting slob, he really meant to just admit that he wants to be a woman

These men have no masculine self confidence

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>>35430359
>you figure settling for less is mathematically guaranteed to improve your odds
ive been attracted to big bellies since i was 7
so get fucked you assuming faggot
>Your problem is a LACK OF CONFIDENCE
and your problem is youre an attention whore

>>35430358

I already linked it to him

>>35430161

oreggganono

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>>35430358
Thank you kind anon.

I shall assist.

>>35430383
So THIS is what you call 'fun' ?

Hahahahahaha

REALLY ?

REALLY ?!!!!!

weird

why can't there ever be a belly thread where fags don't come to derail

>>35430389
I don't have any masculine self confidence either

>>35430419
and your idea of fun is shitting up a thread that you don't like instead of just posting in one you do like and leaving a line between every sentance

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18 years ago, my son Jet Neptune was baptized backstage at a ZZ TOP concert

The guitarist of ZZ TOP is Rev. Billy Gibbons

I'm getting four backstage passes to the upcoming concert so Billy can meet Jet 18 years later

Jet is a homosexual

I told him to bring his boyfriend

He's too embarrassed to go

So I'm taking a buddy named Anthony and his girlfriend

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jonnyfaggot care what i jerk it to
how gay can you get

>>35430497
I don't like or dislike any of this

And it's spelled SENTENCE

>>35430586
thanks for being a tripfag so I can filter you

FACT: I'm an ugly, old man, who was born with a disfiguring birth defect

I used to also shoot for the bottom of the barrel...thank God I never acted on it

I instead started shooting for the cream of the crop

I always walk up to the hottest girl and exude self confidence

It works every time

Try it

>>35430611
IRONY :

nobody realizes you exist

So nothing's changed

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jonny ruins another thread
and let me guess his """retort""""
>hurr it was ruined from da start durr

>>35430853
Nope

It's that you ALWAYS use three or more single quotation marks

Which demonstrates your lack of education and ability to communicate ''''''effectively''''''

>>35430853
Wow this time you used three DOUBLE QUOTATION MARKS

you're moving up in the """ world""", huh ?

>>35429943
>Tfw you will never feed Stacies to a fat belly gf and watch her get bigger as they digest

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in case it wasn't obvious before jonnyfaggot must be a redditor
why else would he care about punctuation, and pretending he's superior because of it

>>35423062
I own that same exact fucking shirt.

>>35430275
Why not both originalio

>Compete with belly gf to see who can stuff who more

BE THE BEST 'YOU' THAT YOU CAN POSSIBLY BE AT THAT MOMENT

This does not mean you can make an excuse later and say 'i was trying'...

Trying isn't acceptable

DO IT

BE THE BEST 'YOU' THAT YOU CAN BE

You can be a big overweight insecure goof... but if you present yourself as a 'big overweight self-confident man who is not afraid of accepting himself', you can literally talk any woman into investing part of their life into your life....

Uncertainty and self-doubt are extremely unattractive

>>35431082

So you're saying that being illiterate is superior?

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im saying it doesnt matter you retard
>jonnyfaggot
>having a brain
pick one

FAT PIGS :

The exact reason you will not ever rise any higher than that level

If a man doesn't have a Girl by his side, it seems that no girls are interested in him

But if a man has a Woman by his side, Suddenly he is Fielding offers from other women

I know from experience that if you have an Asian girl by your side, suddenly you will be Fielding offers from other Asian women

Do you REALLY want your calling card to be ' the guy that settles for second best ' ????

>>35431207

Lol

*Googles Stephen Hawkings quotes about illiteracy*

Ahhhhh here's one....

"IDIOTS"

Any questions?

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its funny jonnyfaggot thinks anything he says in this thread will change my preference

So....

Imagine you're a hot chick

An experienced, worldly hot chick

Okay.....

Now... Imagine you've heard it all before

You've been through the 'studly guys with no depth or real personality' deal....

Now you meet 'YOU'....

This is the moment of truth

'YOU' could cave in.....

Or 'YOU' could exude self confidence
You could portray a IMPROVED VERSION OF YOURSELF, one who surpasses the bullshit empty vessel studboys

You could be confident of yourself, whether she likes you or not... Her 'liking you' not being your goal

You could be charming, and self deprecating, and witty, and unassuming...

You CAN be whatever you want to be

So stop bullshitting everyone

You can't even fool yourself

>>35431213
The issue is with finding that first woman

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>>So stop bullshitting everyone
you first

>>35431362
You don't have a preference in women

You only have a preference in failure

And you think the predictable 'low road' of attempting to minimize your likelihood of failure by settling for crap is a viable 'out'

It's not

It's NOT

it's simply a final straw that lowers you to the curb

Wake up

>>35431448
True...

Like the issue with swimming is jumping in the pool

It's not that big of a deal

But it'll never start unless YOU start

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>You only have a preference in failure
okay then, explain why i cum hard to belly porn but go soft when its a skinny girl
oh wait you cant because you think youre smart but youre just projecting your past on us if it even happened that is

Hey guys....

I'm NOT being mean

I'm NOT being insulting

I'm trying to help you

I'm amazed your father's never taught you these basics

If you could stop pretending like you're so offended long enough to PAY ATTENTION, you'd realize I'm GIVING YOU THE BEST ADVICE POSSIBLE....

And it's straight from my heart... I sincerely want you to be happy... Happier than you are now

Because I used to be just like you and I know exactly what denial and distraction and Self Defeat are all about

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>GIVING YOU THE BEST ADVICE POSSIBLE
goddamn this fucker is cringey

>>35431610
WRONG

You have simply become so accustomed to your filter of failure, that now you have psychologically attached your eroticism to your self perception of your own failure....

You could do the same thing if you allowed yourself to become so obsessed, fixated and overwhelmed with Justin Bieber that you wouldn't be able to orgasm unless you were listening to Justin Bieber CD

Pavlov's Dogs

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its like arguing with a woman
>IM RIGHT
>YOURE WRONG
>BECAUSE I SAID SO

FACT:
This is very very very important and it's strange How the Universe TIMES things for you.....

My wife just asked me to walk across the street and get cigarettes

As I was walking I noticed a guy and a girl making out...

She was really hot... she was actually really hot... she was a petite little blonde with a great face and a great body... they were kissing and nuzzling and laughing

The guy was an overweight dude... one of those losers beards like somebody who can't grow facial hair right... he was fat and dorky...

he was a complete dork... he was a fat dork who couldn't grow facial hair correctly...

And he was very self-confident. Obviously.
This just happened like 3 or 4 minutes ago.. I actually said to them "you guys are a couple"....

the girl turned and smiled and said "thank you"...

I said " dont thank ME. I had nothing to do with it. You're the ones who found each other"

As I continued across the street the guy who looked at me with a big confident grin and gave me a thumbs up....

100% TRUE THIS JUST HAPPENED

Not only was he a big fat ugly dork without the ability to grow complete facial hair, but he was also magnetic and self confident enough to attract that hot petite little blonde girl...

He obviously was cool enough that I would actually enjoy hanging out with him and smoking a joint with this dude...

It's not just about getting girls it's about presenting yourself as the best version of yourself you can be

People are attracted to self confidence and are instantly repelled by self-doubt and self pity and insecurity

I'm sending this URL to my wife and I'm going to let Wendy come in and give you her opinion

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>I'm sending this URL
oh please do
timestamp marriage certificate too
implying you will

>>35431563
So...some guy pushing a shopping cart full of soda cans sat next to Lux and I and, no shit, asked me what color my nipples are. So I guess what I'm saying is...Meet me at the jail...bring bail money...

Speech to text typo

I said
YOU GUYS ARE A COOL COUPLE

>>35431563
Ever notice how cartoon caracters don't know they can't continue running after they have ran out of ground. They continue running on thin air, that is, until they realize their hundreds of feet above the ground. If you go after the girl you really want, oblivious that you're about to fail, oblivious that you're suspended above the canyon floor, you're likely to keep running...you might just convince her to pop your cherry

>>35432231

>oblivious that you're about to fail,

Because you are self prophesizing your own failure, you are not oblivious to it at all

In fact you have proven that you are determined to fail no matter what

>>35431610
You cum to 'belly' porn because the disgusting pouchy belly serves as a substitute for a male scrotum...one of early warning signs of homosexuality in virgins.

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>ouchy belly serves as a substitute for a male scrotum
first off they look nothing alike
and second to me belly is like a third tit
and dont get me started on bellybutton fucking

>>35432231
It's possible I miss understood your post

I'm kind of distracted because I'm about to go punch somebody really hard in the throat

He just asked my wife what color her nipples were, while I am shopping for her across the street

I gave your comment a second reading

I'm not sure if you were helping to illustrate my point or if you were trying to justify giving up

If i misunderstood your post, please forgive me sir

If shopping cart nigger is still there, I'll video me smashing his face into the handlebar of his shopping cart

https://youtu.be/jBlm0AkC23c

This is me telling somebody what I think about them directly to their face a few months ago

this is how I deal with people everyday

In a few minutes if I don't end up hospitalizing this motherfucker, I will upload the phone call I just made to him on speakerphone onto youtube

>>35431862
As if you've ever argued with a woman

As if you've ever done anything with a woman

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>As if
fingered a girl when i was 7, this was after seeing a fat woman naked
so without her i would never had done that
i wish i could thank her with my cock
also, as if? what are you in primary school?

>>35432658

Lol

As if I ever went to school at all

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i guess that sums up this entire conversation

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PSA:

Do not read JohnnyNeptune posts.

Do not respond to JohnnyNeptune.

Do not give JohnnyNeptune any sort of attention other than posts like this warning people to not respond to him.

He's a pathetic old man who spouts out garbage faster than he can talk.

>>35423062
I came to this video earlier lol

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>>35432907
i know i shouldn't but goddamn he annoys me

>>35432907
Lol@ you, of all people... YOU pretending that you tell people what to do hahahahaha

Hey little boy ?....

It was more believable when you were playing fireman, or the red ranger, or an astronaut.....

Trust me....
The 'guy with authority' act is NOT convincing when you try it

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how does one get a belly gf

AGAIN : the guy was a fat fuck nerd who couldn't even grow a beard fully

And he had a HOT girlfriend

Because he was happy

With himself

With her

Or without her

That's the secret

>>35433246
what's wrong with being happy and confident with a fat ugly girlfriend?

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Alright, lads

As promised, here to dump bellies

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>>35433342
im with ya lad

>>35430417
>>35430020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G97rsxeJ_ww

Link to the video screenshot from the OP image

You need an account to view it because its been flagged

Her stufferdb page

https://stufferdb.com/index?/category/1518-bbelliess

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Its good to have internet again

I've gone basically all day without it

You know how some people say the only things you need to survive are food, water, and shelter? I'd argue internet could be a component of that, especially in >current year

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Taytay21 and her fat belly and perky titties

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>>35433386
>You need an account to view it
lmao i just downloaded it
get fucked youtube
>>35433412
>I'd argue internet could be a component of that
its sad i agree but i want to ween myself off it at some point

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Sometimes stretch marks can be sexy

Shows that a girl has a growing belly

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2D bellies are okay to dump too

If you have any good ones, feel free to share

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Big beautiful underbelly

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>>35433489
>stretch marks
i wonder if kissing them would make a girl more open to bellyplaying
>tfw ywn have a wife like this

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Who is this JohnnyNeptune faggot that has been shitting up the thread?

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tfw you have many belly images to share but don't know which ones to pick

>>35433609
either derelict speed freak or transcendent artist who also invented internet trolling

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>>35433609
>Who is this JohnnyNeptune faggot
pretty much that, a faggot

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All this belly posting is making me want to fap tonight

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tfw no belly gf to give belly love to

>>35426533
The male/female ratio is just too far off, the amount of roasties with their Amazon wish lists and just using it as a way to get attention/use people as emotional tampons are disgusting. It's got a huge SJW culture too, I remember some girl basically said she didn't vote for Trump but to respect people who did and she got tons of people basically telling her to ksy, I haven't really been on since - So many people on that site are obviously just completely fucked in the head and this is coming from someone who browses /r9k/

You can even tell how many orbiters a girl has got by her followers count kek

Out of curiosity, how black is everyone ITT?

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>>35433818
White, and have loved fat girls for as long as I remember

>>35433818
i'm a young skinny pale british guy and i fucking love fat girls

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got a timestamp yesterday
she didnt want to sit on my face
>>35433818
im white, why? dont believe white guys can like fat girls?

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Its a damn shame most belly girls/fat girls in general are such vapid, egotistical, attention whoring harpy like cunts.

I just want to find a belly gf who is none of those

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smol belly

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Big belly

oregami

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rule 34 can be funny sometimes

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Bonnie is such a cutie

If I could get her paid vids for free, I would in a heart beat

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cheekily showing off belly

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im torn about wanting a belly gf and wanting to be alone
i hate depression

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>>35434336
Same here

I like being alone, but having a belly gf would be nice too

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>>35434365
maybe im just a coward

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Bonnie and how fat she has gotten over the years

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>>35434396
To each their own

Figure out what makes you happy and go for it

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Big fat belly

oregano

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>>35425766
>>35425855
Like previous anon said, she's a bit of dick from her feabie posts and the way she gets on. Cant have a proper conversation with her without being triggered. During the trump and brexit stuff she was majorly ass-blasted.
Still hot though.

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>>35434410
not sure i even know what would make me happy anymore
i think having a belly gf would but then i think about talking about the shit that got me to be depressed in the first place and i dont want to dump that on someone

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Super belly on a super girl

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smol belly with a piercing

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Moar Bonnie and her beautiful belly

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Stuffed belly and donuts

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Belly and beautiful tits

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its too bad you cant start with "hey let go back to my place and cuddle"
social interaction why do you torment me

>>35434428
There's quite a few videos of Kaylee's Kandy on stufferdb right now, for the record ;)

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this taste is actually suffering
all women even big ones want chad and chad wants skinny girls so they hate themselves for being fat and when a chad shows he prefers bigger women all big woman will want chad even more
it hurts to live

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Side belly laying down

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Taytay21 and her magnificent belly

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A stuffed belly is a happy belly

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I love a girl with a good belly hang

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I'd kill for a girl like this

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belly and boobies in the nude

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Carmen and her fantastic belly, as always

She has gotten huge over the last few months

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>all girls, especially the bigger ones, just want a man who accepts her how she is
>if you show that you not only accept her, but really enjoy her body, she freaks out
>accuses you of it just being a fetish, as if that invalidates anything
>loses interest in you and pushes you away

I just don't fucking get it.

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>>35435632
you and me both
why couldnt i just be born a chad

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>>35435632
I don't get this either

>women

lol

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Cherries and her fat gut with titties exposed

I hate the robot so much

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cute little rolls on a fat little belly

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which one? left for me

>>35436438
>marry
>fuck
>kill
>kill harder

>>35424478
I'm about this size but even I think this is absolutely degenerate.

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>>35436789
>I think this is absolutely degenerate
its soft and cuddly, how is that degenerate?

>>35436789
be my internet belly gf

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pochas a wonderful term

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posting by myself again

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>>35437807
Nope, not anymore

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>>35438085
t-thanks
was starting to feel pathetic

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More fat bellies

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Happy Halloween belly

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since the image cap is near ill post 2d

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;)

I love this

My 10/10

Origigi

>>35423062
Fuck off AJ get off my fucking board with your SHIT

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the bigger the better
the smaller the crapper

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melborne salida

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beverly senegue

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There is a 150 image limit on this board, right?

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Carmen and her wonderful belly

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Belly the belt belly

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>>35438468
yeah
>>35438482
>tattoos
ehhhhhh

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more belly oregami

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little bit of 2D belly pudge

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Moles on belly

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i wonder if id go to jail getting a boner in this situation

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From below belly

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Anybody else going to help take this thing to the image limit?

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>>35438589
yep

i should probably dig for more belly pics

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>>35438613
Aye, that you should

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One of the best belly pics in my opinion

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>>35438640
maybe im making excuses but i have other things to do
i did spend a couple days saving fat asian pics from boobpedia

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more 2D bellies

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Hamgasmicallyfat on tumblr, I think

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i cant think of things to say
jonnyfaggot may have been annoying but at leaast i got past the filter

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Well, I've decided to fap tonight.

I love belly girls

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a fat NEET gf would be great
money wise not so much

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Last one.

Anyone want to start a new thread, or keep this one going until the bump limit is hit?

>>35438897
ehh i have to come off in an hour or so
gotta do the dishes
you could do it but i dont know if others will post