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>>35421998
kill ur mum and turn her into a body pillow

>>35421998
Has she accepted your perma virgin tfw no gf status

>>35421998
You're really going to waste 400 on a body pillow?
Give it to me and I'll cuddle you whenever you want

>>35422024
Absolutely not. That's what i'm worried about

>>35422034
Well fuck, you can try explaining it to her. Or hiding it under the bed (or some other safe space when not in use)

Move out, get a Job and a family. Your mom will think of you like a normal human. Then kill your wife and kids. Your mom cant think any worse of you. Thats the perfect time to buy the pillow

>>35422034
She will once she sees it. I bought one and sleep with it every night, she hasn't said anything about it.

buy a cover
buy a generic long pillow from walmart
what the fuck is so hard about that?
just say you bought a part for your computer
and viola you are now a liar and a loser.