IM DEAD XDDDD

>>35421159
I'd expect no less from a from a person whose profile is literally named "daddyissues_".

>>35421159
What the hell? Why do they do so? Isn't it embarassing for them in a first place?

an actual carrot is a pretty good size

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>>35421182
When do roasties get off, laughing about carrot dicks?

what makes me sad about this is unironically thinking a baby carrot is a carrot.

>>35421172
It's obvs a joke account.

>>35421182
It can only mean that her vagina is like a fucking bucket.

>>35421207
Yes. I was joking, Anon. I know somebody naming themselves "daddyissues_" probably doesn't take themselves too seriously online.

>>35421174
Embarassing for who?

It's never embarassing for the woman because they simply blame absolutely everything on the guy.

tfw you've got a carrot dick but you've seen women masturbating with carrots. what did they mean by this?

>>35421243
That they wanted an eggplant but had to settle for a carrot.

>>35421230
But being a slut who tells people about other people's dick size is indecent. Don't they care about it?
>>35421243
That means that even a soulless carrot is better than you.

>>35421243
>any oblong object in a pinch

>>35421207
Yeah and 1000000+ women are just laughing ironically at it

>The best way to estimate the weight of a carrot is by knowing its length. A carrot that is 5.5 inches or shorter in length, typically weighs about 50 grams or less; this is considered a small carrot. A carrot that is 7.25 inches or longer should weigh at least 72 grams. A cup of carrots varies in weight based on how it is prepared. A cup of sliced carrots weighs around 122 grams, a cup of grated carrots weighs approximately 110 grams and a cup of chopped carrots weighs around 128 grams.

The average carrot is larger than the average penis.

>>35421182

I think she's just braindead and meant baby carrot.

this thread is so butthurt LMAOOOOOOO

>>35421295
She's a modern woman. That means she can't cook. Processed heatup meals usually feature only baby carrots. Hence she probably isn't even aware what real carrots look like and believes those small versions to be the default.

>>35421263
They really don't care. They won't until they hit the wall. Until then, they are confident, sexy, self-assured and empowered. Putting men down like that makes her a powerful, feminist icon.

>>35421182

Especially when you go to the azn market and they have carrots longer than your arm and thicker than your wrist.

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Women aren't fun-

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>>35421159
>mfw roasties will literally laugh theirselves to death

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>>35421298
To be fair, there is nothing at all a man can do about the size of his penis. Yet he is brutally judged by it. A man with a small penis will never, ever be as much of a man as a guy with a bigger penis. Everything he does, anything he accomplishes, will be dismissed as if he's compensating. Same goes for height, to a certain extent.
It's just pretty rich that women whine when people criticise them for being fat, lazy or slutty when those are all their own personal choices. While at the same time criticising men for things they have no choice in.