ITT Stories of people you know who are more of a robot than you

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>be me, 26 year old wagecuck
>In charge of international sales in 2nd world country because no one else here knows English
>get new subordinate because company is shitty so people keep leaving
>he's pretty quiet and keeps to himself
>any time I try to start a conversation with him, it ends with him mumbling or not saying anything
>everytime I try to teach him how to do his job, he forgets the next day what he learned
>sometimes he forgets on the same day
>he has 0 communication skills and I keep telling him to remind me when he completes a task otherwise I can't move on to the next step
>I LITERALLY have to remind him to inform me if he's done something EVERY TIME
>he cannot take the initiative on anything
>lacks even basic math skills to the point he doesn't know how many grams are in a kilogram
>constantly listens in on other people's convos when it has nothing to do with him
>always has a deadpan look on his face
>he gives up before trying every day

I swear to god I'm going to rip this fucker a new one, because he's impairing my job so hard. And before you call me a normie, I don't really communicate with anyone else at my job other than to do my job. I have no friends here, but am on okay relations with everyone. I keep to myself and occasionally browse 4chan at work.