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>>35417617
>have friend on Snapchat
>he's celebrating his birthday with our old friend group
>I'm at home drinking by myself on an empty stomach with no friends or family
Fuck

>>35417617
>a few minutes before curved STEM exam
>anonymously pass out incorrect information
>see people walking into room holding the paper
>the next class EVERYBODY is pissed off

I might get caught if the professor really looks into it.

>>35417617
>start job as EMT, way back when
>one guy is just ritualistically a passive aggressive asshole to me for no reason
>develop a hatred of him
>after some overtime one night late, find his boots by the ambulance
>pee in both boots just a little bit

Take that you son of a bitch. Marinate your feet in my piss.

He and I actually get along alright now, but I regret NOTHING.

>always put stickers on cars that the driver wouldnt notice
>manspread on the bus
>walk in the center of the sidewalk and make people move to the side for me
>never put back food or clothes to the right spot in the store
>wore a nice watch for a month and returned it for full price
>wrapped someones backpack in a large volleyball net

>>35417617
>be me
>just got some gas, heading into the gas station
>go to the cashier, situation pretty normal
>cashier is a pretty attractive girl, blonde hair and blue eyes
>smile at her
>she smiles back, I pay for the gas
>say thank you after I'm handed my change
>"No problem, have a nice day!"
>I don't

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>live on top floor of apt
>neighbors on all sides
>no shades or curtains
>walk around naked and jerk off all day
>one neighbor finally got curtains and they keep them shut all the time
So devilish

>Saturday night around 11pm
>get dressed up and head to a Walgreens
>find one with a loser looking casheir that's female
>buy condoms at the front register from her
>watch her die a little inside while she's serving me
>she says "enjoy your night" instead of "have a nice day" while looking at the ground
>"thanks.... I will :D"
>head back home and have a posh wank for about an hour

>>35417617
>dad insists I must get a job or else he will either kick me out of the house or start making me pay more rent
>get a job at Home Depot
>work for one week
>just stop showing up and my phone broke so I don't have to worry about them calling me to ask me where I went
>dad still thinks I'm working
>I'm actually just paying for all my shit with inheritance money and spend my days playing vidya or going to the gym when he thinks I'm at work
D E V I L I S H

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>>35418323
I keked, reminds me pic related

>>35417751
I did something similar to this in high school
>have really shitty computer class
>computers are set up in a way that everyone can access certain shared folders
>have test one day
>instructions and files you have to use are in shared folder
>for some reason you can't delete files from the folder but you can add new ones
>write script named help_with_task.bat while teacher is talking about the test
>copy in shared folder
>script just runs itself twice
>mfw half of the class opens it and their computers freeze
>mfw teacher knows it was me and chuckles