Shit that makes you mad

>>35415903
People greentexting outside of any chan. I get that it's sometimes easier to type and can be more efficient, but it also seems like a plea for attention.

>>35415903
>normies talking about 4chan in public
fucking this, im sick of them talking about it like it's the deep web
niggas fuck off

>>35415963
By the way, we can tell you're samefagging, OP.

>normie college girls and all of their quirks and bandwagoning nonsense
>fags who talk like fags
>everyone being happy but me
>people who still have hillary clinton laptop stickers
>normie media outlets
>when you post in a thread and it dies shortly thereafter without any replies

Clapping.
The sound of clapping hurts my ears. Why do they fucking do it?

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>>35415903
>someone using their phone's flash with no reason
>someone having notifications up to 100%
>"lmao,anon you dont know about (media trends/celebrity/reality show)?!"
>people being loud in general
>"le dank memes" on social media
>normies

People who justify drugs saying they make you more creative and then have to get kicked out of the band because they were high all the time
>the band was me and him
>we met on cragslist

>>35416037
Better than Obama Biden...
I live in Alberta
Fmsu desu senpai

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>>35416037
That last one tho, I just want to talk to other people about my murder Loki fetish and experiences with mental hospitals
>tfw crazy
>the everyone else on here is a normie

>>35415903
>normies greentexting on facebook or plebbit
>normies who feel the urge to tell others they browse 4chan on public like is something to be proud of

>>35417271
Fuck my phone
*loli
*tfw

>>35415903
This. Some faggot knew that I browsed 4chan and started talking about it out lout while I was eating.

grocery store stuff
>people chatting and blocking an entire isle
>people standing in front of what i want staring at a package
>seems like everything i need has some brain dead fuck standing in front of it
>people's kids running/screaming/being faggots
>have less than 10 things, someone races me to the self checkout with a cart full of shit

>>35415949
I literally can't stop myself from doing this. Once you start greentexting, and you realize what a convenient format it is for storytelling/anecdotes, you don't want to go back. I've accidentally greentexted shit to cyborg/non-robot friends before and felt like such an autist, because it immediately outs you as a virgin weeb. But I've been doing it for years, and it's just my natural typing style now.

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Fags who say "normies"

>>35417741
tl;dr im an underage cunt that spout that am an elitist that browse 4chan

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>>35417756
Get off my board Normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEoriginalEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35417764
Why in god's name would you WANT to out yourself as a fucking 4chan user?! In what sperglord world do you live in in which this is a cool or elitist thing to do and doesn't get you immediately laughed out of any discussion?

>beta orbiters
>people who abuse animals

That's about it

>someone thinks your sad or depressed off your text message cause there wasnt an emoji

>>35415903
>Robots talking about normies on 4Chan

>>35416037
>Everyone being happy but me
Fucking this, I hate this so much and it makes me murder every single person that smiles my way. Fuck off you godamn normies. If I can't smile, if I can't feel rested, if I can't be happy, the no one can. Cunts.

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>>35418207
>girl i used to go to highschool with said on her feed that she won't text or talk to anyone who doesn't use emoji's because they're boring

everyday i wonder if this is all just some cruel joke.

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>>35418177

I live in a small rural town and my neighbors are mean to their dogs. I even saw one of them kick a fucking chihuahua after it came over my property and I petted it and he called it back. It pissed me the fuck off. I didn't know what to do. Everyone owns guns around here and the last thing I want to do is kill someone or get killed myself over a dog. Also since it's a small rural town, I don't think they care about dogs as much as fags living in cities would. I don't think the cops would care either. Plus since it's my neighbor It's going to be awkward as fuck living next to them.

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>normies pretending they're robots because they're virgins and don't have a gf/bf

>>35417928
Not that anon, but normies do think that browsing 4chan is cool, because they think it's some sort of le secret meme club. They have no idea how much of a shithole it really is.