>there are literally girls on this board right now h-how are you...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GKE3vAapGX

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>>35412040
>>35411992
Go get 'er OP

>>35411992
lies

there are no girls here

>>35412040
>Twink voice
One day, the pills will get that edge off of your voice, anon.
You just gotta keep at it.

>>35412040
Yeehaw. This be what I call a darn rodeo.
>takes a long draw on a marlboro, drinks a glass of whiskey and stares westward at the setting sun
Will you be my rootin'-tootin' gf, by god?

>>35412040
panic mode
first question are you virgin and what are you doing on this board

>>35411992
Oh, hi anon, teehee!~ :3
Y-you seem kinda cute, eheh! D-do you want to g-go on a... date, maybe? You don't have to if you don't want to, I'm just w-wondering!~ ^_^

>>35412040
>tfw I'm literally considering fapping to this
I'm too far gone

>>35412079
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nKmBG7UOC9

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No there isn't

origanl

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>>35412151
voice the a part of the plane scene please

>>35412151
That's a weird way of pronouncing "anon". I guess now that I think about it it makes sense, but I always thought "AN-on".

>>35412151
GOLLY BOB HOWDY

POST YOUR BEST AHEGAOKIN

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>>35412040
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1quOFYIfBjZ

>>35412088
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19GLpJ1Deak

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a girl say something a cute

>>35412197
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Cfjaf8awGf

But they're never in BRISBANE

>>35412249
Thoroughly enjoyed. 10/10. Whatever rancher finally gets your hand, by god, I hope he's a man of God who treats you right.

>>35412213
an-on fags are retarded

>>35411992
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19yPRGihiLa
:3c

>>35412249
Hello miss would you please marry me

Thank u in advance

>>35412342
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10YQSBL82XP

>>35412300
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0adUppmoafX

This is the sound of my dick whistling as I masturbate to your voice

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Can a cute girl please say "I love you mel! You are the best boyfriend a girl could ever ask for!" Kyaaa~~~ " with a extra dash of cute?


I need this. My life depends on it.

>>35412474
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FIUgrLAd57

>>35412474
That doesn't sound normal. You should get it checked.

>>35412500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Xy2sC4oyLe

I'm gonna cum

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>>35412040
autism reddit voice attention whore

What the fuck, I've never heard for vocaroo before now and everyone's using it ITT?

>>35412040
Can you rap a nicki minaj song

>>35412500
Okay I kek'd. You're funny. you sound like you're a theatre major or maybe you did speech in high school if you're American.

>>35412738
>theatre major
You caught me.

>>35412988
I wish you would stage-manage my cock.

>>35413041
You have such a way with worths

>>35412731
I could trip over some of Stupid Hoe, but my patter leaves a lot to be desired.

>>35413041
I'm afraid without direction you might veer upstage and end up giving me a headshot.

>>35411992
i need a shower hbu

>>35412040

5 bucks says this is OP

>>35413213
You Iook like a tranny lmao

>>35411992
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nPLgDgRB2A

>>35413259
I have no way of proving otherwise, but when I do start a thread to post vocaroos I just post a vocaroo thread.
People are gonna listen to the dumb clips either way, why would I set up an elaborate deception?

>>35413270
mtf or ftm cause i get one of those a lot

>>35413377
BOTH hahahaha! XD

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>>35412486
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0db2FroLg4v

>>35413259
I have no way of proving without post IDs so I guess you'll have to take my word for it, but I am OP and I'm not the first poster.

>>35413434
Hahahaha.a non is forever scarred

>>35413304
>cutest
Hey, post more of that sweet and dulcet tone.
It is refreshing to hear a girl who doesn't talk like a brassy annoying harpy nowadays.

Everyone who doesn't have a 4chan pass is forced to admit they're not a robot.
>praise m00t
>praise kek
>such text
>much original
wow

>>35413702
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jKvKbXkLOa

>>35413810
Sweet dreams you dear and delicate creature.

>>35413879
You wanna fuck children, dude? It's cool if you do, but do you? There are a lot of sick perverts on this site, and I mean, hey, that's fine - you wanna rape children, you wanna rape children. Fucking sweet and dulcet tones. Fucking dear and delicate creature. My God, you just want to fucking rape children, which is fine, but you definitely want to rape children.

>>35413810
Guzzle more cum, whore. Then die of aids. I hope you die of aids. If I could describe the depth of my hatred to you it would be very deep. I really really really hope you get aids from one of the guys you fuck. And if you die from aids that will be a bonus because not only will you have aids but you'll be dead. I want to shove hot cajun spices up your ass and fuck it like a dolphin's blowhole with my psoriasis ridden dick. I will grind your asshole to dust. Preferably before you fuck the guy that gives you aids. Did I mention you're a whore? I hate you.

>>35413967
>thinks women are supposed to be abrasive noisy whores
>>>Huffpo

>>35414126
I don't see the world in some stark dichotomy of noisy, abrasive whores and sweet, delicate creatures, you crazy fucking child rapist (which is fine btw).

>>35413994
I can bet you that this is this gross roastie>>35412040
sorry that actual women drive you insane with jealousy!

>>35414163
Women are supposed to be feminine!
The fact that you could confuse femininity and childishness is proof of the vagrancy of our era!

>>35412040
please

please

please

please

post a picture of your bare feet

>>35414255
Femininity in your conception is childishness, you dumb cunt, with you fetishizing extreme neoteny - squeaky, quiet voices, shyness. You're just fucking weird dude, and you want to rape children, which is fine, but I wish you'd admit it. Likely your ideal girlfriend is a 12 year old japanese girl, and let's be honest, my man - it's cliche, yeah, but let's be honest - the reason is because loud, abrasive women intimidate you and make your dick shrink. It's fine that you want to rape children. Honest to God, it's fine. No one is judging you for it but yourself.

>>35413994
hope you feel better soon dude

>>35414336
Have you ever fucking read a love poem older than 1960?

Any girl here into BBC?

There hopefully has to be a few.

>>35414543
Yeah, man, I've read Caracalla. I've read Shakespeare's sonnets. I'm sure in your mind the 1960s cultural marxists and feminists came and ruined women, but my god, my man, you're insane, or worse, if you take the Victorian conception as the correct, legitimate biology one. Nature demands women have wide hips for child birthing, it demands they be strong an hardy, not weak and helpless creatures, who would only suffer to flatter you in your fragility because beside them even you seem capable and strong. It's sad, man, real damn sad.

>>35414628
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DdGfMEcCqj

>>35414681
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DdGfMEcCqj
Fucking based. What the fuck. I love you so much. Unless she already posted this one and someone just reposted the link.

>>35414747
It's not that "based", it's mostly just mean spirited.

>>35414784
How is it mean spirited? People have tastes and preferences.

>>35414856
because you can just say you dont like them you autistic fuck

>>35414856
A puking noise is not a polite way to phrase those tastes and preferences.

Any fembot want a Latin lover :3 preferably Arab or Persian but I'll take a 90s-esque heroin looking model or pale sickly looking brunette too. Good hygiene required

>>35414856
I just thought it was funny that she's expressing a pretty overtly racist sentiment, it took me off guard. And as a white guy, I approve of white women not banging black guys.

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>>35413810
I know you ! Origami

>>35414904
>>35414905
It's just banter though?? Asian guys get shit on all the time for no reason lol

>>35414937
It was pretty funny desu

>>35414968
Just as I suspected, incredibly cute.

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I'm drunk! Fuck you gay Neets.

>>35411992
I'm so fucking wet rn
What about you?

>>35414968
Is her head shape a triangle?

>>35413810

That's now my ringtone.

You are so fucking perfect.

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>>35415066
Angle of pic

>>35415066
>Is her head shape a triangle?
Yes.

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>>35414995
Very. Waiting to expand my folder of her.
She refused to breed puppies with me.
Also there was a fembot that looks like the girl from resident evil with half her body has nerve damage

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gBjnnzkO4i

>>35415102
She looks like she'd cry if you facefucked her too hard. 0/10. Would not wife.

>>35415238
How much do you smoke? Origami

>>35415280
>How much do you smoke? Origami
Not enough

>>35415280
I don't. I'm truly fucked

>>35415238
If a man had your voice, he'd be laughable.
You have picked up some masculine affectations, like how flatly you speak- introduce some vibrant tonality.

>>35415238
how big are your tits? u sound like a chestlet

>>35415298
It's alright if you're a butch

>>35415308
it's a bit more enthusiastic when I'm around people but it's still pretty masculine. I hate it but it sounds even stupider if I try to make it sound less deep

>>35415312
kek, I am an uber chestlet

>>35415357
time to become homo

>>35415395
Depends. Late 20s early 30s?

>>35415395
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IfZL7wq0qM
A yawn especially will open up the back of your throat, which sounds like it's being kept rather tight.

>>35415436
25, turning 26 later this year

>>35415475
Is this a 14 year old ?

oh look a femanon thread, guess I'll check to see if my waifu's here

waifu are you here?

>>35415508
Christmas Keiku next week.

>>35415475
fucking cringe, kys senpai

>>35415483
Tick tock, biological clock is ticking

>>35415475
Anon, what accent is this?

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>>35412040
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GKE3vAapGX

You wouldn't understand how much that turned me on.

>>35415395
damn, do you wish you had bigger boobs?

>>35415531
Colorado accent- nasal, relatively full, ds and ts are dropped in the middle of multisyllabic words

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>>35413434
T-thanks.

Oil

>>35415565
>Colorado
Dropped .
No qt to get tan at the beach with .

>>35415525
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14rCpNMuVzs

Is it just me or is her voice fine? Do people really care that much about someone's voice sounding feminine? I know everyone has different opinions but it seems ridiculous to me.

>>35415514
>3D
>waifu
That's a funny joke you got there.

This is objectively the third worst board.

>>35415606
TFW iPhone doesn't play this format.

>>35415475
this was actually super cute and made me smile a lot. I do teach and you're pretty spot-on about the whole stern thing I have going on. I'm impressed that you can hear that much just from a shitty vocaroo. thanks for cheering me up femanon. nice voice btw. you remind me of a close friend I had a few years ago

>>35415526
I almost burst into tears last week when I saw a very happy couple with their two year old. don't remind me

>>35415553
sometimes I do. I have really wide shoulders and small tits look weird on them. most of the time I'm pretty indifferent about them

>>35415616
Her voice is definitely fine, but all voices are collections of quirks and habits and it's a simple matter of practice to override something you don't like.

>>35411992
hi brobot, what are you up to

>>35415642
There s still time . HMU when you are almost 29 and haven't had a baby yet. I can use it like a puppy to lure in more anonettes or whatever

>>35415642
Having to talk like that all day in a classroom must be exhausting.
Do you teach elementary, secondary, or higher level?

>>35415653
Hm, I get that.

>>35415565
Are you some kind of singer or voice actor or something?

Nobody else is this autistic about voices I don't think

>>35415624
whatever dweeboid get off of it then and while you're at it, you may as well give me your lunch money

>>35415709
I am taking a class on voice right now.
Nobody else is reading the text and they won't talk about it with me anyway because I'm a freak.

>>35412040
WTF, that's some anime dub tier vocal quality right there.
I wouldn't miss a beat if I heard that voice on like pokemon or something

>>35415732
>lunch money
>people on r9k use physical currency
I'm laffin Just take your stinky 3D and get out of here...kid

>>35415733
Ah I see. What are you training for? Voice acting am I right? You're going to be the dubbed voice for all manner of two dimensional females, and lots of guys are going to be hearing your voice in the heads while dreaming of a better, fictional life am I right?

>>35415475
>>35415642
A-are there two different girls in this thread... who are speaking to each other.... don't mind me just observing

>>35415689
do you really want to reproduce with a womanlet half-breed? think about the CHILDREN

>>35415696
heh, thankfully it's not that intense. I only teach twice a week and it's an undergraduate lab course. the lecturing aspect of it isn't very fun but it's forcing me to become a better public speaker

>>35415803
Niqqa link me

>>35415783
a... hyeeeee!!!! it looks like I still have a lot to learn!!!!

>>35415818
What's wrong with you ? You don't want olive babies, that have fabulous hair and tan sexy af when they are at the beach?

>>35415799
It's a required course, but the professor did take me aside and specifically tell me to go into voice acting. I'd like to do the work but I'm worried that my character diversity isn't strong enough.

>>35415818
i can if your into tall guys with huge dicks desu

>>35415866
Gotta post a character reel right here and now, your dubs confirm it

>>35415818
Patsy Rodenburg's Right To Speak is a pretty decent text on the matter- my voice teacher actually does a lot of seminars specifically for teachers because honestly you're more reliant on your voice than a Broadway actor or an opera singer- they're working a few hours a night- you're set to work from 7-3 no mic, no acoustically designed space.

>>35415889
I don't have one. I put on stupid voices to joke around but they are not good.

>>35415959
Please... it would make my day. You seem like a very nice person too. Help a buddy out?

>>35415863
you make it sound so appealing
>tfw your hair looks like blake's from workaholics

>>35415878
don't tempt me frodo

>>35415928
I'm definitely going to look into that; my voice never carries that well and I'm positive that it's because of the way I speak. thank you! how long have you been learning about this kind of stuff?

>>35416041
How's your health and hygiene?

>>35412040
you sound like one of those ladies that works at the neighborhood grocery store for your entire life and has 2 cats at home.

>>35416074
health is good, I go to the gym 5x a week. hygiene is good except for when I have my depressed moments and go a few days without showering. kinda gross but, look what board we're on. I'm sure there are worse things

>>35416097
that sounds like a comforting thing

>>35415959
Gotta make one then! This is your future we're talking about here. Do you want to be just another soulless wagie or do you want do do something fun with your life? Make a reel right now and post it. This is not up for debate. You WILL do this or I WILL kill my dog. I just got her groomed and now she looks terrible and frankly I'm just about on the edge with her and if you don't post a fucking reel in half an hour my doggy will die. Understand?

>>35416041
should me send my kik or skype so I can not tempt you any further?

>>35416144
You want bronze bbys or no?

>>35415989
I've broken this up into multiple recordings because I kept pausing for long periods out of shame.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ujmq6K65DU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12atq8Tbk1D
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LsARd1sRe0
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pdm6uDmv2r
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BZoV9fNIDk
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FSxeXyH9pd

>>35416186
drop either one, it won't hurt. might wait a bit, I haven't really been feeling overly social lately

>>35416041
I started breath work a long time ago, breached the surface in performance courses over the last six years, and have been in an in-depth course for a few months.

>>35416253
How do you feeling about role playing a southern belle and humiliating someone before they get lynched ?

>>35416267
cool, kik is zark8819

>>35416253
Adorable. I don't know if any of these voices are technically good or not but I'm glad you made this because now I don't have to kill my dog whom I actually love. Dog or not this was funny and possibly good so keep up the satisfactory work, anon. Oh and one more thing. Be my gf.

>>35416321
how old are you and what area are you from btw

>>35416314
That sounds extremely amusing and also like someone would request it so they could destroy my potential career in the easily outraged "socially just" environment of modern creative fields.

>>35416275
pretty neat stuff, I like your weeb the best

>>35416253
I want to die. Thank you.

>>35416360
im 28 in the nyc area

>>35416425
If I do my Al Jolson could I cheer you up?

>>35416389
Guess no audio pov humiliation for me then

>>35416465
Sure, but I was trying to convey that those recordings gave me peace.

>tfw I will never have a gf or female friend to crush on like you

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>>35416389
Tell me anon, how does this picture make you feel? Any significance? What comes to mind?

>>35416511
I'm slightly annoyed that whoever photoshopped it couldn't get pictures of eggs with different light sources and just cloned + flipped the same egg over and over again.

>>35416565
Is that all that comes to mind?

That's a relief I think, carry on and pretend I never said anything

Also sing full "sonny boy" in Al's voice pls

>>35416620
I was interrupted halfway through rudely and asked to stop.

>>35416772
Absolutely despicable, try mentioning the fact that I'm going to kill my dog if you don't do it. Could work. If not just post what you could do

>>35416834
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rzIQl2zYEQ
It's particularly shitty in the beginning because I was trying to stay quiet.
There are certain qualities I can only achieve with my voice at full volume or louder.

>>35416253
Good voices, I lel'd
Now do a chainsmoker
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WxYZAxuDgn

>>35416880
Holy shit. Anon why are you on this board you fucking goddess? If I weren't already a committed orbiter to my beloved egg woman I would marry you on the spot (and kill my dog if you didn't agree). Such a pity. God-tier Jolson regardless, keep up the good work.

where the feet at
know there was at least one fembot who loved to show them off

>>35416950
well hey smoothskin ;)

The cali and color fags can't keep this board going . Looks like it's up to the aussie cunts to show up

>>35416950
So how do you do this one? Because I just gave myself as little air as possible but that hurts like a bitch.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HwoqpognVh

>>35417095
I basically constrict my larynx and force the air out as I speak to make my voice as raspy as possible
and yes it does hurt, and I can only do it for a short while before I make myself hoarse
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AxLcb0HP7X

And then normal voice for comparisson
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sdoT8lPE1p

>>35412213
I always pronounced it this way too, no way i'm changing it now though i've read it that way for too long

>>35417669
I say it like this
https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/anon
Because I'm a faggot and read a lot of supergay old dusty ass books/plays.

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tfw no cute sounding gf

tfw no gf at all

>>35417748
Okay fag , Fuck off

>>35417994
But he has tfwnogf
That's this board's bread and butter!

>>35418008
I'm only here to fuel the roasties and watch the robots act all retarded until one of them ends up on the news

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>>35417748
The feels are out in full force tonight

>>35418008
will you be the bread to my butter?

>>35415606
>dreads
only thing worse than that is red / blue dyed hair. or being bald I guess

>>35418194
or being a poopsmoker

The girls here wouldn't even talk to me irl, it makes me want to cry.

>>35416253
very nice, anon, you did great :)

>>35418244
I talk to some pretty robotic people.
Like this guy with diagnosed aspergers who has an asymmetrical patch of beard on his neck who touches his nipples every time he laughs.

>>35412096
Your impression is as stupid as it is unrealistic. Don't you know any girls except the ones from shitty visual novels?

>>35411992
>Tfw a fembot will never 'Rum puh puh pum. Man down' you
>Tfw a fembot will never tell you or sing about how you needed her
>Tfw a fembot will never tell you or sing about what sex with her is like personally
>Tfw these things will never happen to you

>tfw not a cute robots mommy

>>35418820
>Tfw considered 'cute'
>Tfw not robot enough
>Tfw not sub enough

i'm going pretty good,how about you OP

>>35414747
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0owxpDScYBi