How do I get a bf who's like Shinji?

>>35410664
Date an ugly man.

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>>35410664
Why would you want Shinji? He's just a young, naive version of Kaji -- the objectively superior choice.

If you happen to want a guy like Kaji though, you better be a damn fine broad with a dame fine brain. He ain't settlin' for no less. Sure, he's gonna end up destroying them in the end. But if it makes you feel better, he's so sensitive and shit that he gets all fucked up over it too.

>>35410664
irl shinji here. be my kaworu, op?

>>35412220
Huh, that's something I never thought to ask of. What would have happened if Shinji and the gang were all twenty years older?

Might be a dope reinterpretation.

>>35411387
Shinji is not ugly. He's asian

>>35412379
Does OP's picture look Asian to you, anon? Shinji is clearly and has always been a white person. Just because he has a Japanese name doesn't mean he's Japanese, you fucking racist.

>>35412275
Asuka - little less of a bitch, but still ambitious and hot-headed as ever. Probably hasn't more than one or two boyfriends. Let her guard down and got all heartbroken because they weren't really as dedicated and committed as her. Holding out for a real man. Has such repressed feelings for Shinji that she'd probably suck his dick in the bathroom of a Nerv party if they ever ran into each other. And he'd let her do it, too.

Rei - on the off-chance Gendo let one of the clones live on their own, they'd grow up in near-complete solitude. Potential cat lady. Frequents museums. Exclusively drinks tea. Developed a passion for art somewhere along the way, because she doesn't feel a damn thing unless it's right in front of her or there's a cat on her lap. May have somehow let a man date her, but quickly grew bored of him because 1. He's not Gendo, 2. He's not Gendo, and 3. He was too emotional, like Gendo's pussy-ass son Shinji.

Well, that's all I got for now.

>>35412453
Lots of asians have light skin. Plus he plays the cello. He is asian.

Wow I've actually never realized this before. We are all in this together and we have to go all the way. Being together is the most important thing and I've always loved you guys and it really pains me to say this but we really have to pull through if we want this to work. The fact of the matter is that Asuka is truly an amazing friend who I know will support me in anything I do. I completely respect you and I've always wanted you deep inside of me just like a good friend because I've always seen you that way. I know you won't do pull that shit again so that's why I know I can trust you. We really are best buddy's and I know me saying this won't mean a lot but I really truly love you and god damn does it feel good to say that. My heart throbs every time I'm around you and I every day I am thinking about you constantly. I don't really know where I'm going with this but I just really wanted to tell you this because you are really some of the best people I have ever acquainted with. Honestly I am super grateful that I am able to associate with you. Thank you for being probably the best people ever, and I respect you so much more for that. I love you and I care for you. Never forget that.

>>35410664
They're all like Shinji.
He's a self-insert MC.

>>35412501
Dude, duuuude. weedlmao

But for real, this is exactly what 4.44 needs to be. If this isn't the exact thing that comes out I'll honestly be disappointed. Just a twenty year skip to the weird quasi-aborted Hell that the gang is sort of-maybe responsible for.

>>35412515
Oh yeah, forgot about the cello. I retract my claim.

>>35412566
I can only hope, too. So much left unanswered. And Shinji needs to get fucking laid already.

>>35412548
If you identify with Shinji you might be a robot for real.

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> that pussy ass bitch from Evangelion.
This is the superior Shinji.

>>35412530
My panties are dripping wet. Please awkwardly saunter up to me and let me guide your hand down my stomach until you freeze in terror with the utter realization of what I want you to do. I want to struggle with you in near-silence as I spend ten minutes forcing a single kiss out of your trembling lips, baby. Unnnnh, yeah! I'm so hot for you, anon! Just thinking about the ramifications of fucking me while I sit on the bed and wonder what's going through your head!!! I'm cumming!!!

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>>35412530
>>35412661

What the fuck has started in this thread?

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>insanely insecure teenage boy that constantly gets in his own way, gets cucked by his own neckbeard father and who's natural response to a woman showing interest in him is to fucking strangle her to death
Literally date anyone who visits this board

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Ask Shinji anything.

>>35410664
pilot an eva.

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>>35412768
Is it or is it not the case that you had the 40 and cigarillos digitally replaced in this photograph in order to lessen the effect of being caught with such a tough and rumble group of guys? Where do you see yourself in 5 years if you keep spiraling like this?

>>35410664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLjX7iALwTI

>>35412744
>to fucking strangle her to death
she didnt die, bro! but that doesnt mean he should have strangled her :/

>>35413153
>doesn't mean he should have
I'm almost 100% certain you mean, "doesn't mean he shouldn't have". Because by all accounts, he was absolutely correct in doing so.

>>35413363
why do you say she should have been strangled?

>>35413395
She showed weakness after treating him like literally less than shit, and expected him to just accept it like he wasn't waiting for the right time to hurt her even more than if they were just in another dumb argument. The strangulation wasn't just physical, it was deeply emotional. And Asuka knew she deserved it.

>>35413456
lmao bro theyre fucking kids

>>35413492
>kid characters
>written by adults
>in a series about desperation, despair, hopelessness, and the human condition
People like you need to think about what they see a little more.

>>35413570
>lets let our emotions decide somebody's death

Find some neglected lonely person and show them attention and act like you care. That's about it.

>>35413668
>let's only consider appearances
>subtext doesn't matter
>relationship history doesn't matter
>psychological makeup doesn't matter
Watch it again. Or don't. You probably won't understand if you took notes on it like a monkey in a community college film studies course.

>>35413729
get off your intellectual high horse.
its obviously not hard to believe he would kill her. im shilling for morality, here, man!

Do whatever Kaworu did.

>>35413771
Alright, I apologize. You gotta have more than that though, man! My autism demands a tangible argument!

>>35414039
>My autism demands a tangible argument!
sorry, dude!

>>35414088
Well. The only other possibility is that Shinji is a pussy faggot, which in any case is absolutely deplorable. That, I can agree with.

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Where do I get a girlfriend like Shinji?

>>35414244
The picture clearly says her name is Shinko, anon-kun.

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>>35414244
Why can't there ever be one /r9k/ thread without at least one picture of some dude in a dress?

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>>35414438
Here, let me switch up the pace for you a bit.