What are the official requirements to be considered a normie?

>>35409334
you have to have ADHD.

>>35409334
A social life, that's all. If you're not social as in: you don't go out, not to school or to work and only your parents know you're a thing then you're just not normal/a normie.

Have a career and a healthy social life. Don't have autism or some crippling mental illness.

>>35409334
You can't be a virgin.

>>35409334
What even is "normie?" Today more and more people are separating themselves from the society and are less social in general. In fact sitting at home playing video games or surfing the internet for 8+ hours a day is pretty normal.

>>35409479
something tells me that you are a normie

Have a success with women.

That's the only one.

All the other requirements are bullshit. I know men with successful careers with a personal life that is just sad, lonely and miserable. They are most definitely not normies. They just put on a fake smile before going off to work each mourning.

>>35409505
Hm whats that "something?"

>>35409529
That's pretty normal believe it or not, that means the man you know is a normie who wouldn't think twice about shitting on some robot. none-normie is 0 social life, with a 1% chance or recovery.

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>>35409374
I wish I didn't I hate having this disease >>35409374
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>>35409433
Am I still a normie if I have:
>job
>car/moto
>few tattoos
>went to college (dropped out)
BUT
>no friends
>khhv
>stutter when talking
>no outside family (they're all far far away)
>don't celebrate any holidays
>don't attend any social events
>I buy myself cake and eat alone on my birthday

>>35409685
That's a hard question, I guess if you have no social media then you're not normal, 100%, but if you do then you are a normie.
I know it seems like i'm moving the goal post, but what you described is apparently becoming a common thing amongst millennials so it's normal.

>>35409922
A person with no friends or family to care about wouldn't have any use for social media.
Seems like a good normie-test.