Will this work? Suicide thread.

No, they cut helium with oxygen now so I don't think you'll die

>>35408691
Don't do it anon. Misery fuels the world as we know it. FEED US!

>>35408869
Will it work with another gas?

Knowing the luck of robots it'd backfire. And you'd be a veggie stuck in a hospital forever getting changed by Chad and Stacy while they make fun of you and unable to do anything... Sad but true
I'm not condoning your suicide but if "i" were to die I'd put a 12ga in my mouth.

>>35408927
Hell yeah kurt cobain style

>>35408691
Just jump in front of a high-speed running train, works everytime

>>35408691
Don't do it! If you do, who will we laugh at for being a fat unattractive NEET?

>>35408691
The jews put enough oxygen to only get you to lobotomize yourself.

>>35408898

Fart gas maybe

>>35409019
I'd be fine with being lobotomized. Anything that will get me out of my situation.

>>35408898
go to a local weld supply shop and get a tank of pure nitrogen

ive done this and have everything sourced. could literally do it this weekend but im too much of a fucking pussy

>>35409052
>permanently paralizing self for a chance at getting dumber
wew

>>35409081
How much are they and how much would I need? Are they going to ask me why I need it?