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Retarded shit you did as a kid 2017-03-09 09:29:42 Post No. 35407139
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>Be me
>Be about 13
>Figured out how to fap when i was about 10 but because no puberty didn't actually cum much
>One day
>Fapping at laptop (Family laptop, i used incognito like a smart kid
>Find some good shit
>mmmdemfeet.dat
>Fast forward about one minute
>Bust best nut of my life
>It goes all over the sheets
>Sit for 5 seconds and realize
>Parents weren't home at the time but would be soon
>Fuckfuckfuck.png
>Grab random sock
>Wipe cum from sheets
>Toss it on the floor
>Realize that there are like 3 other pairs on the floor
>Pick them all up and throw them in laundry
>Phewdodgedabullet,png
>Fast forward a few days
>Come home from school, nobody home as usual
>Go up to room
>Laptop is on bed with a sock next to it
>Note taped to top: "Anon, we need to talk. -Mom"
>Crumple up note and hide laprop
>Avoid her for next week
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Why do women do this?
It's like they enjoy seeing you embarrassed but they don't realize that it should be embarrassing for them as well. But they don't care. It's like they don't have any shame.
The same thing happened to me and some drawings of nude girls I made when I was a kid. One day I simply found them on the bed despite hiding them well. Artists draw nude girls all the fucking time. I'm a man, it's obviously the first thing I will draw. Big fucking deal.
Thanks for giving me lifelong paranoia and having guilt whenever I embrace sexuality mom. Without you I wouldn't be fucking here.
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>>35407850
>tfw artist mother found my pictures of naked people I drew to masturbate to and gave me a lecture on how my anatomy was shit
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>>35407850
I never had these embarrassing experiences. When my mum used to knock on my door, I used to just yell out: "not now mum, im havin a wank". She knew to leave me alone after hearing that.
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>>35407939
I tried to convince her to knock which resulted in her knocking and IMMEDIATELY entering without waiting.
Her controlfreakery fucked me up and was part of the reason I never left the house and became a shut-in. Because I knew that she would search my entire fucking room.
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>>35408021
Wow, thats fucked. Its almost as if she wants to see you wanking.
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