Greentext stories thread

>>35406668
Cont...

>prepare Note: "Hey 'Stacey', there's something waiting for you outside, it's ok to say no"
>that gets slid under her door by Team A
>team B hangs the A4 sheets on a string in front of the block
>me dressed up in expensive coat, shaven, standing outside
>flowers in right hand
>ferrero Rochers in the left hand
>20 people standing outside the block waiting for reaction
>can hear her coming out
>nervous.avi
>can hear "I don't know what you guys doing but I have a boyfriend"
>fml, just fml
>she comes out, crowd cheering, she annoyed but blushing
>eyes meet I smile, she doesn't, chuckles a bit
>comes close to me
>"These are for you, I like you, let's go on a date"
>-"Listen, this is very cute and all but I have a boyfriend so.."
>never wanted chase down my sorrow with bleach as bad as at that moment
>say it's fine, give her flowers and chocolate
>get back to my room, down 0.5 vodka
>team B comes to calm me down
>two weeks later
>rival bangs her albeit she has bf

2/?

>Be me
>Be at Uni
>20th of April
>yeboi.avi
>go to lectures then meet with weedbro
>get some kush and go to woods
>snacks, dank, Pineapple Express on the laptop
>had to climb over the fence to get to the nice spot
>watch Pineapple Express, smoke, good time
>car pulls over not far away from the fence
>ohshit.jpg
>hide doobies, weedbro's calm, I panic
>"Top of the morning to you lads, how did you get here?"
>he was checking for the holes in the fence as this area is uni's property
>"I am not bothered if you are here though lads"
>High me says: "Sorry if we are breaking the law or anything if we are not supposed to be here"
>Weedbro was about to lose his shit with me
>"As I said I am not bothered guys, just wanted to know if ther are any holes here"
>He leaves, continue smoking and watching movie

Till the end of the year weedbro would remind of this and call me a pinnecale of retardation

Cont..

>>35406714
...cont:

>get back to accomodation later in the evening
>Snort speed and play games
>Hour later start noticing that right side of the face is numb
>so is arm and leg
>Self-diagnosed heart attack
>panic, call best friend over
>call an ambulance, extreme panic
>ambulance comes over with campus security
>security and medics start making jokes as if I am caught with drug posession and going jail
>getting examined in the kitchen
>remember that I left 3-FPM and a rolled up banknote on the table in the room
>"could we have your ID please, sir?"
>-"It's in my room.."
>best friend goes and gets it, just before security offers to go and get it themselves
>accepting my doom as I am getting examined
>"It is very rare to have a heart attack in your age sir, nothing to worry about"
>ambulance takes blood, runs some tests
>Diagnose: Migrane
>they leave, flatmates and people from block come over
>"Why is ambulance, what happened?"
>-"Anon had a Migrane and called an ambulance"
>Haven't seen people keking over me like this since 7th grade

3/?

>be me
>go to a nightout in uni with friends
>5 of us get to student union then split up
>drinking, dancing and looking at chicks on the dancefloor
>partybro who stayed with me went from a smoke
>sit on the table and chick comes over
>sits down have a chat with her, she's barely a 5/10
>no idea where this is going
>partybro came back from a smoke
>sits with us we have a chat, three of us
>he feels sick and leaves

We were pretty drunk at this point

>she starts showing affection
>gettingsomepussy2night.dll
>get her friend and take taxi back to her's
>her friend, 3/10, smashed
>put her to bed and go to barely 5/10's room
>absolute mess
>she says i can put her clothes from bed on a chair
>start folding them
>she notices and giggles
>undresses, takes my pants off
>bj action

Don't remember much from this point till morning

cont...

>>35406771
cont...

>wake up next to her
>wanna leave asap
>put my clothes on and trying to sneak out
>"are you leaving?"
>ohshit.exe
>"I gotta go the train station"
>what the fuck am I saying
>she looks sad, calling taxi
>she puts her gown on and goes outside with me
>tell bossman my address
>"wait, didn't you have to go the train staition?"
>-"I gotta get my stuff first, innit?"
>get back home
>she added me on fb
>added her back
>never spoke to her again

If I wanted to read about a normie doing drugs, I would browse Reddit.

>>35406791
You actually expect me to read that? Can I get a tl;dr?

i cant tell if this thread is just one story or more

What the fuck is this normie shit?
Get the fuck off of here, it isn't even for you.

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>>35406668
absolute shite normie crap, go post this elsewhere

yeah normie- this was here yesterday!