To all the robots that managed to lose their v card: How did

>>35406601
I was 15 so idk... I just kinda did it

>>35406616
what a bad story
2/10

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I didn't prepare and I just made sure the person I lost my virginity too was the RIGHT person.

>>35406641
oh please
23478

>>35406655
What do you mean "oh please"?
You have to be retarded if you think "dating" is the best way to go about finding a mate. Do you want someone who understands you, accepts you and WANTS to be with you, or do you want someone who is essentially an expensive whore?
If you try to force love you'll just end up breaking up sooner or later. Expect to be cheated on too.

>>35406601
It all comes extremely naturally. Not much preparation needed, really. Even putting on a condom is a very simple process.

Be sure to get get her hot and bothered first, though. Don't rush into it, make sure she's physically prepared for it. Also, having her guide your dick to where it needs to go is extremely helpful. Even after having done it hundreds of times with the same girl, I still couldn't find the hole without her guiding me.

I felt extremely comfortable as it was with a girl I was in a very committed relationship with, and don't think I'd be comfortable doing it with a random girl. Other than that, I've only ever been with one, so I couldn't really tell you how it varies from girl to girl.

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>>35406702
>claims he loves somebody
>didn't even try to prepare to make it good for them

> didn't prepare
> No idea what to do
> Drinking with a slutty girl
> Making out
> Sitting in chair
> Takes her clothes off
> Takes out my cock
> Rides me to finish while I sat having a panic attack

The only participation on my part was getting it up. It was basically rape that I enjoyed.

>>35406730
but how did you remove your backhair

>>35406754
How do you prepare to "make it good for them"?
99% of love has nothing to do with sex. In fact sex isn't even one of the best aspects about being in love. Cuddling is FAR more enjoyable than sex even.

>>35406641
This is how I know you're a virgin

>>35406829
It's funny because I'm literally not a virgin and you probably are. Enjoy your 2 year awful relationship that ends in whoever settled with you jumping ship as soon as possible.
If you want to have sex buy a whore. If you honestly think relationships are built on sex then you're never going to have a stable, happy realtionship.

>>35406819
Work out and shave?

>>35406804
>>35406730
I know you're being an obtuse retard, but that reminds me of one thing that I did leave out: be sure to cut your fingernails and toenails, and be sure to be clean. Other than that, nothing is terribly important.

IDK I was sitting on a couch at a party, a grill came up and sat next to me, started leaning on me eventually.

I left the room to get a drink, she followed me, said she really wanted to fuck me. Find a bedroom. Fuck.

What would I have changed? I should have been more sober cause it took me like an hour to get off.

>>35406871
Not the same person you fool

>>35406910
>>35406871
but either way that was the best advice you gave so far

>>35406868
If you're hooking up with someone who would drop you because you're a bit chubby then you're probably not going to be in a stable relationship.
Also unless you're a twink, there's no reason to shave more than your face.
Relationships aren't meant to be based on looks and sex. Just because normies and kikes want you to think that's how it works doesn't mean it's true.

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>>35406601

>Fatass wearing dorky shorts and fucking white socks getting with a qt girl

Whites can't be robots. It's official.

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This is how i lost mine

>>35406910
No shit, fuckstick. I wrote one, you wrote one, I'm pretty sure I'm aware that we aren't the same person. One is my original post, the other is you. I was replying to you, plus adding information to my post.

>>35406931
She wouldn't mind but I do.
>not wanting to be the best version of yourself for her

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>>35406944
ik its not really a happy memory but whatever

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>>35406967
i hope you dont masturbate to it you sick fucks

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I prepared by having some condoms
I actually wouldn't changed much about the whole thing besides the fact that she cried afterwards.

I was so worried about blowing my load in seconds though and I ended up beating it up pretty good and lasting about 10 mins

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>>35406978
Don't worry, I didn't, honest

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>>35406961
you seem upset 5

>>35406962
"Best version of yourself" is a shitty meme. What's "best" is different between cultures and individuals. Wasting my time working out for no real world benefits is a waste of my valuable time. I could be doing something I enjoy instead. If you like working out though then keep at it, just don't do it for the sole purpose of someone else.
Healthy relationships aren't based on someone sacrificing everything for someone else.

>>35407027
to be honest if you did i wouldnt blame you, i masturbate to it daily

>>35407060
this is some prime fedora bait
well done

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Oh man.
>be me
>achieved kissing and boob touch but still virgin 17 y/o
>got cute gf boutfuckintime.gif
>my YOUNGER brother convinces us to bone and trys to play the "wounded virgin" card on my gf
>decide to do it in woods
>pull pants and panties down to above knees
>no idea what I'm doing
>laying on top of her half hard
>her thighs are a fortress
>ask her to bend over
>she's not into it
>3 hecking hours later decide to stop fooling around
>both embarrassed and feelsbad
>next week try to do it in woods again
>take all the pants off
>works first fucking time
>came twice
>we're still together (3 years)
>we pretend the first time didn't happen.

>robot
>lost their virginity
Pick one. If you had sex you're a normie.

>>35407116
i got raped, what am i?

>>35407106
>bothering to type all of this
lol
If I wanted to read about normies and their gfs I'd go to /soc/.

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>>35407099
And yet you're the virgin. Just keep being a slave to women though, I'm sure you'll get a girlfriend that way.

>>35406601
>How did you prepare?
Drank, a LOT
>What would you have done differently in hindsight?
Not fucked the girl in question

>>35407150
nice projecting there m8

I waited until he was "emotionally ready" which took a month or so, then I brought condoms to hang out one day.
I don't think I could have done much differently, it was okay it continues to be okay to this very day.

>>35407167
How can I be projecting when I'm a virgin and don't want to drastically change myself just to get a mate?
On top of that I'm gay, so I don't even want a gf.

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>>35406601
I didn't really prepare for it. I kinda knew the person for awhile before I ever even considered sticking my dick in her. It just kind of happened. Spur of the moment thing.

What would've I done differently? Probably worn a condom. I hadn't masturbated several days prior to losing my virginity so I had very high pressure spunk, and the clean-up afterwards was a little awkward.

Was 18 at the time.

>>35407150
>>35407165
>>35407174
Fuck off, normalfag. You don't belong here. tbo

>>35407190
>I'm gay
Stop talking to me you freak

>>35407205
I've been here longer than you.
Original comment

>>35407200
>It just happened xD
When did we get this plagued by normies?

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>>35406730
>>It all comes extremely naturally.
literally nothing involving relations with other people comes naturally for me

>>35407129
Your a fag probably

>>35406601
>Don't drink too much, to avoid whiskey
>Masturbate a couple hours prior so you last longer
>Keep pubic hair trimmed
>Don't get too nervous; if you tense up too much you'll have trouble keeping it hard

>>35407234
How am I a normalfag?

>>35407242
actually i am a submissive straight male
wat do?

>>35407231
Not an argument.

>>35407255
>Had sex
Are you dense?

>>35407264
But I've masturbated to /d/ level hentai.

>>35407263
So you're a femboi? Be my bf pls

>>35407244
All good advice

>>35407285
I don't give a fuck, idiot. Stop polluting the board with your normie presence.

>>35407264
>>35407285
And also, just cause someone has had sex, does that really make them a normalfag?

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>>35407264
We we never arguing. You never provided an argument and I never gave a rebuttal.

>>35407228
At least I'm not a virgin.

What did hairy robots do in thios time of the hedonistic body image

>>35407300
i accept, are you into gentle femdom aswell?
i really like headpats, and i dont mind any other kind of fetish as long as its only you and me and you do it with love

>>35407326
I told you to stop talking to me you freak

>>35407312
This is our board it always has been and always will be. You are just the comic relief.

>>35407348
C-can you please bully me more?

>>35407330
>femdom
>implying im a woman
See you in the showers big boy

>>35407320
A robot can't possibly imagine having sex. Getting nude in front another person would cause a panic attack. Not to mention robots don't have friends so there's nobody they could have sex with.

>>35407205
>normalfag
if only you knew

>>35407393
>Getting nude in front another person would cause a panic attack.
This

I met her and hung out around the shops n stuff before simply going to the hotel and fucking for hours

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>>35407413
>>35407393
>Getting nude in front another person would cause a panic attack.
You just gotta drink until that doesn't happen, pal.

>>35407397
>Had sex
All I need to know.

>>35407418
You can get out now.

>>35407387
Are you assuming my gender?
i will let you know i sexually identify as an attack helicopter and i am a CIS female.

>>35407424
You just gotta fuck off.

>>35407424
But I pass out before that happens.

>>35407424
Generalized anxiety disorder doesn't work like that.

She would come watch me play football and get really goofy looking whenever we spoke. I knew she wanted it so I offered to drive her home and took a detour. We smashed in the back off my car for 30 minutes then it was over.

>>35407205
Well, that's just not a realistic expectation.
I don't talk about normie shit outside of normie shitpost threads, which you should avoid if it's gonna make you pop your top.

>>35407439
Whatever, long as you be my bf NOW

>>35407429
How does it feel knowing I have been browsing this board since before another 7th grader told you about it and I will be browsing it long after you leave and go back to whatever hole you crawled out of

>>35407470
More like they shouldn't exist.

>>35407457
so get on pills for it
>>35407456
Figure out where the "just right" line is. I know, for example, 6 shots will get me drunk, and 8 shots will get me right up to the void, and any more and I'll black or pass out.

>>35407129
roastie or true robot.

either way, I'm sorry for you anon.

>>35406601
>Went on tinder
>Didn't go do a basic bitch, met someone I would actually consider date
>We went on a few dates, just smoked weed and watched movies
>Every night we hung out there was more sexual tension
>I bought condoms and put them under my bed
>When she came over I started grinding, she asked if I wanted something from her and I said yes
>Put on Condor and started sexual intercourse

And that, fellow robots, is how I lost my virginity

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>>35407474
you keep referring to me as your bf however im not a woman, and you are not either. what?
whatever at this point im starving for affection

>>35407513
>Fellow robots
You're not a robot. Fuck off.

>>35406601
>robots that managed to lose their v card:
bit of an oxymoron

>>35407508
well i am a man so i suppose i am a true robot

>>35406935
This was never up for debate.

There's entire countries where the women want you just for being white.

>>35407534
So you're my bf now then?

>>35407424
That's true. But she doesn't drink and it would probably suck even more for her that way

>>35407574
Yes I am your boyfriend now

>>35407555
Not anymore.
The new robot is 36, bald and divorced.

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>>35407574
yes anon, i am.
Please be gentle with me

>>35407577
Does she do any kind of intoxicant?
And if not, just tell her that you've got a lot of anxiety. you can fuck with clothes on/the lights off, if that's really a big problem

>>35407619
You're missing a point. Getting to the point where sex is possible is not achievable for a robot.

>>35407605
No still married and have a full head of hair

>>35407609
>>35407600
I HAVE 2 BFS NOW WTF!!!

>i drove a girl home from work
>i told her i'm going to take my afternoon nap
>asked her where can i take a nap
>she showed me her bed
>take a nap
>woke up to her sucking my penis
>i was about to cum she hopes on top of me
>she holds me down
>she gets off of me and makes me dinner

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I've fugged 7 asian women (6 japs and one korean)

and a weeb boy that studies at my university

>How did you prepare?

I managed to get myself semi-/fit/, not really built but I wasn't a full on skele like I was before

I also built my self confidence and forced myself to socialize, the socialization brought sex with females talking about porn with friends gave me lewd fun with the weeb boy

>>35407633
It isn't if you keep thinking that way. An ounce of confidence might suit you. I got laid and so can you.

I found a girl that liked me and I fucked her.

I'd specify finding a slutty girl that liked me but they're all slutty.

If she likes you, she wants to fuck.

If she likes you but doesn't want to fuck, she's a tease.

Shame her for being a tease and stringing you along.

Then she'll fuck you. Because she likes you.

She'll fuck you because she'll feel bad and guilty.

It's really easy. Just get them in your room and fuck them.

If she goes into your room, she wants to fuck.

She knows what going into a guy's bedroom means.

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>>35407645
Yes two boyfriend's.

>>35407150
>>35407326
at least he doesn't play splatoon

>>35407692
Post boipucci #1

Did none of you guys use condoms?

I don't even have any... I thought they were a must?

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>>35407726
other anon is pretending to be me, please be kind with me

>>35407619
No. Barely any alcohol and that's it.
>just tell her that you've got a lot of anxiety.
I am too old for that. I should be expierienced by now yet I am not.
>>35407633
yes it is

T-Type in pinturillo2 on g00g-le: room number =21 password = 69 for some dank Pictunary :^)

>>35407506
>Figure out where the "just right" line is. I know, for example, 6 shots will get me drunk, and 8 shots will get me right up to the void, and any more and I'll black or pass out.
not him but there is no "just right" line. There isn't an amount of alcohol I can drink that dampens my anxiety and spergishness. I don't get social and easygoing when sober, buzzed, drunk, or really drunk. I never lose my inhibitions before losing my consciousness or my lunch.

>>35407764
Post boipucci immediately pls

>>35407655
But I can't get fit in 2 weeks you degenerate

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>>35407726
> Post boipucci #1

O-okay

>>35407672
>If she goes into your room, she wants to fuck.
But we always hang out at her flat since she moved out from her parents to her own place in january.

>>35407801
lad, i am leaving this in your hands

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>>35407800
just try to build your confidence then

Have you been on a date at least yet?

>>35407829
I'll leave something in your hands big boy B^)

>>35407821
I guess she feels confident that you won't make a move.

If she saw you as someone that would fuck her she wouldn't let that happen.

>>35407831
of course and I kissed her too and she asked me if we can become a couple yesterday

>>35407106
What's your relationship with your brother ? Did you try to return the favour (if such a thing is possible) ?
Did he do it because he likes you or was he just trying to fuck with your couple out of jealousy or boredom ? Is he still a virgin ?

>>35407884
just take her on a few dates then invite her back to your place for netflix and chill


after the fourth or so date she should be dtf but don't act really desperate, it's just sex anon. Don't put it on a pedestal

>>35407869
0keay

>>35407988
Will you just get the fuck out of this board? It's meant for robots.

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>>35408008
make me faglord

I used to be a robot so I can still lurk and help my fellow bots to cyborghood

>>35407988
>after the fourth or so date she should be dtf
I think she will be it's me who is the problem.
>it's just sex anon. Don't put it on a pedestal
Anon pls

>>35408051
you kiss and rub each other a bit, undressing slowly

Rub her a bit to make sure she's wet, put on the condom and fuck her.

what are you worried about?

>>35408086
I am a slob and looks horrible naked

>>35407767
Pal, it's better she find out when you tell her than in the moment, trust me. People are a lot more forgiving if you're up front and honest. Plus if she actually cares about you she'll accept you've got some baggage, I guarantee she does too.

>>35408130
>>>/adv/
tbo

>>35408104
if she wants to kiss you it's already passed the point that even matters, she doesn't care

>>35408130
I don't want other people to know about it.
I am can hide my power level very well and she knows my friends and is even related to the gf of one of my buddies.

>>35406601
>tfw you're more fit, dress nicer, and probably more attractive than the guy in the picture but you're still a 21 year old KHV

It annoys me to see this.

>>35408143
>trusting /adv/
What do I look like

>>35406935
>>35407572
fuck off. I'm literally a 6'0 white guy who's a kv because women despise skinny men regardless of race

>>35408186
But I care.
I don't want to be needy and pathetic

>>35408086
>what are you worried about?
Going soft from the anxiety and humiliating myself like I did the one and only time I received a bj

>>35408208
Kissed the first time with 26

you can do it too

>>35408242
>brave enough to show your dick like that to a woman

You have nothing to worry anymore

>>35408208
>I'm more attractive therefore i deserve a girl
when this meme will die?

Lost it to a nigress. I have a lot of regret. Didn't really need to prepare because she wanted it.
Should I just kill myself already? This really bothers me.

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>go out with mate and 2 girls
>get back to her house
>somehow end up in her bed
>bang her
>see mate and girl passed on sofa
>realise im wearing my big fluffy socks
>feel like an autist but dont care cos i lost my v
>still pretty much a robot but not a virgin
>feelskindagoodman

>>35407060
If you're going to get a blowjob, trim. It's the least you can do. Don't even do it for her but do it for yourself. Pubes hanging out of her mouth when she takes a break is a major boner-killer.

>>35408281
>coming here despite having had sex
Yes, you need to die.

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>>35406967
>sex on a schoolbus

>>35408270
According to feminism, only attractive men deserve attractive women.

Feminism as a meme wont die until we finally complete the Islamization of the West

this girl invited me over tomorrow to watch a movie at her place. I wonder if I should try to cop a feel

>>35406601
>lost their v card
Yep, and I was a total chad about it too (not)
>How did you prepare?
I didn't do shit, because I was a scared pussy boy, but my unhonest patience paid off and she fucked me raw. The thing is, I talked to her, even if she was unpopular, and I hid my powerlevels like you wouldn't believe, even getting smoke, beer, other stuff, when I wasn't old enough. I tried my best to fit in, but at heart, I was a beta faggot and so I couldn't bring myself to actually make demands of her. Somehow she caved in and saved my soul from eternal wizardry.
>What would you have done differently in hindsight?
Probably not gain 9000 pounds of fat after we broke up, then come crying back like a pathetic manbaby and get rejected for a dumbdumb muscle boy. The pain was real.

>>35408318
>According to feminism
It's like a massive wall. Once guys discards feminism, they will succeed.

>>35408244
I highly doubt it will happen, i haven't spoken to a girl in over a year.

>>35408356
>The pain was real
Good, normie.

>>35408262
Are you joking? I nearly killed myself after that incident and it sent me into such a downward spiral that I dropped out of uni and am now a NEET. I actually still want to kill myself everytime I think about it. I will likely die a virgin because if I ever got naked with a girl and that happened again, I'd definitely commit suicide

>>35406601
Be honest with somebody if all you want is to have sex.

Don't be a fuckboy and make them think you're going to stick around for a relationship only to have sex and then dip. Emotionally leaving others in your wake is bad and will come back to you.

t lost it at 17 and don't regret that but regret all the bullshit I put myself and other girls through

>>35408372
Nah it will happen it always does

>>35408299
>Pubes hanging out of her mouth when she takes a break is a major boner-killer.
What's wrong with pubes? Women are disgusting anyway.

>>35408390
>will come back to you.
>lol like, karma and shit dude
Normies are so stupid.

>>35408379
Why does it matter to you so much? You're literally fueling completely normal performance anxiety into some monster.

>>35408379
But you got your dick not only out but stuffed it into a females face without dying. I would never be that brave

>>35408375
afterwards I developed high-functioning autism and got a phd in physics. I like to bring egg cartoons to nightclubs.

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>be 17yo KV
>was going to turn 18 soon
>manlet, shy, no friends, niche interests
>discover one of the biggest and most well-known escort sites, where most of the service offers are based in the UK
>find a 25-year-old 6'0 redhead who is into giving domination among other things
>book her
>book a hotel to call her out to
>we meet up
>she's really nice, we talk a little bit to break the ice before getting to business
>she ties me up, fucks me on top and kisses me until I smell like strawberries
>lick and suck her off, surprisingly it doesn't taste like a damn thing - all texture, god knows what hygeine measures she takes
>she was really reassuring throughout the whole ordeal
>we cuddle for a bit afterwards
>finish after our time is up, she never watched the clock once
>she gets dressed and we have one last kiss. I tell her she was amazing, but she says "no, you were amazing" before she left

>free healthcare means we get free STD checks
>get tested for chlymydia + HIV
>staff member asks if I want to see a sexual health advisor
>fuck it, why not - it was my first time anyway
>advisor is really chill, I tell her everything that happened and so forth
>she explains how many working girls frequently come to check themselves up, no one judges or bats an eye
>STD checks return all clear

God I fucking love my country.

>>35408402
Females will be able to sense the virgin on me from miles away, and 99.9% of females my age have already kissed a guy, and I would want a girl that was a complete KV like me.

>>35408456
you're still emotional virgin, anon.

>>35408212
Happily married skinny white guy here

>>35408464
>I would want a girl that was a complete KV like me.
That could be a problem unless you find one with social anxiety or are into fat chicks

>>35408464
Fucking this. You cannot compete because if you're 24-25, girls expect you having tons of sex and atleast 1 or 2 LTR's. Then they realize that you're khv.

>>35408481
cuck life best life amiright bro?

>>35408418
Because it means I'm incapable of one of the most primal things about being a man. I doubt I could stay hard with another woman ever again because I can feel the anxiety consuming me even just thinking about such a situation. And again, if I did go soft with another girl it would be so emotionally crushing to my psyche I would assuredly off myself.

>>35408426
Oh please, she was the one taking charge. And I didn't enjoy even a second of it because I was too busy trying to regulate my breathing and trying to stay in the moment and it was horrible

>>35408512
Well, why wont you take viagra just for that time?

>>35408512
>Oh please, she was the one taking charge. And I didn't enjoy even a second of it because I was too busy trying to regulate my breathing and trying to stay in the moment and it was horrible
Doesn't matter. You have actually done it while I couldn't.
You are the Chad now.

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>>35408414
>karma
>all this projection

lolno bro.

like, maturing beyond what you did and realizing how stupid and shameful it is and having to live with it

You're the stupid one.

4/10

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>>35408390
>Be honest with somebody if all you want is to have sex.
How would it work?

>>35408473
>pretend to be someone you're not and have women like you based on that, instead of liking anything specific to your personal character

>pay someone to fuck you as the person you really are, lose no selfhood in the process and continue to enjoy the things you enjoy

I'm good desu fampai

>>35408600
>>pretend to be someone you're not and have women like you based on that, instead of liking anything specific to your personal character
Who said about pretending?

>>35406819
>99% of love has nothing to do with sex
"Love" is sex, you pants-on-fire turbobeta.

No way you've ever touched a woman acting like this much of a bitch

Did any robot past the age of 25 lose their future wizardry rights to a non pro?

>>35408494
I know, and I'm not into fat chicks. So I'm most likey going to be a KHV until I change my views. It just disgusts that 99% of women my age have probably given blowjobs and I'm expected to kiss them.

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>>35408661
>"Love" is sex
Are you 12?

>you pants-on-fire turbobeta.
Well there's the answer to my question.

>No way you've ever touched a woman acting like this much of a bitch
You're right. I'm gay. And I fucked my boyfriend. I'm also planning to get married within the next 5 years. Even if you've had sex I can't imagine your relationship being a good one.

>>35408540
Doesn't Viagra have some bad health effects? Although I guess my only real opposition to it is the embarrassment of having to purchase Viagra as a 20-year-old

>>35408549
Listen pal, if I could go back and prevent the whole thing from ever occurring I'd do it in a heartbeat.

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>>35408693
>tfw you're going to be 25 in 6 months
I'm afraid.

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>>35408592
Either
>have that talk before fucking
or
>get lucky, fuck once, then getting "So what are we?''d

I've had the second one end well. I typically say I'm not really looking for a girlfriend, etc. go from there

>>35408661
He is a fag, ignore his views.

>>35408716
>Doesn't Viagra have some bad health effects?
Are you going to try it once or on regular?
> embarrassment of having to purchase Viagra as a 20-year-old
that's the price but maybe you'll get much needed confidence to perform without it.

>>35408499
Really after freshman year of college is the time where it starts getting weird to girls if you're a virgin. That's when everyone has sex if they didn't already in HS. I hate this degenerate society.

>>35408645
If you're not the same old Chad / dom guy etc you won't get laid. You can't be yourself and find love at the same time, regardless of looks or whether you deserve it or not.

Thanks to the PUAs, Chad and the other Alphas they've made it so that you either pretend to be a dickhead, pay a prostitute or go celibate.

>>35406601
I read extensively on how to eat pussy, as a failsafe. I couldn't be sure that I wouldn't be an early ejaculator, so I would have to make it as good as possible just in case. As it turns out, years of chronic masturbation have dulled my dick's sensitivity and it took me hours to finish. Most of the movements were intuitive; although getting the positioning just right so that we would both be able to move comfortably took some effort.

>>35408716
>Listen pal, if I could go back and prevent the whole thing from ever occurring I'd do it in a heartbeat.
That has nothing to do with anything. You did it.
Even if a grill was begging I would never show my baby dick that close to anybody

>>35408709
>animeposting literal faggot
>"hurrr ur 12"
Pottery.

Can't wait until your trick dumps your fruity ass for a younger twink after your first few gray hairs.

Talk to me about how little love has to do with sex then.

>>35408722
I got to kiss a girl on the lips for the first time 5 days after my 26th birthday. There is hope, robot.

>>35408790
I am scared of this too, I've been jerking off nearly every day since I was 12, sometimes even 2-4 times a day. Or I am scared I would cum as soon as I insert.

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Okay this is long and cringey I know, but just remember this was almost 8 years ago

>19 years old in Fall 2009, just started going to a university after a year of community college and soul sucking call center job
>have panic attacks around the huge fucknormous crowds
>hate beta roommate
>no social life at university, couldn't make friends
>had a girl on my MSN Messenger that I knew from high school, she was a year younger than me but had JUST turned 18 (4 days after my birthday)
>travel back to home city on weekends, asked her to go to a burger place
>within a week or so we talk a lot more
>I lied and said I had sex with 7 girls
>she had sex with one person
>she was intimidated by this
>she LIKED feeling intimidated
>she wanted my dick at this point
>super nervous, panic attack commencing
>thankfully 19-year old super fear boners were plentiful
>takes off her pants and panties and unbuttons my pants, I take them off
>I hover over her for about 6-7 seconds with a hard dick before she says "what are you waiting for?"
>not sure what to do because didn't know where vagina hole was
>she was very wet, goes in easily thank god
>one pump, tip barely in
>feels like my dick is going to explode, have to hold back from cumming
>second pump, dick half way in
>dick explodes uncontrollably, pull out instantly and bust into some blankets
>too embarrassed to let her know I came
>tell her maybe it was a bad idea
>an hour later we fuck again and it was much better and lasted longer
>she didn't know I was a virgin until years later

and it all turned out for the better besides permanent anxiety. anyway

>lie about sexual experience
>don't cum too fast, jack off that day if you get really excited
>alcohol always helps get them drunk and to do things they normally wouldn't (i.e. me)
hope it helps OP

>>35408756
I didnt get any sex in HS and uni. I'm fucking screwed so it's better to avoid girls in general than risk in public shaming where everyone will know about you being human failure.

I worked a shit fast food job when I was a teenager. I remember my boss didn't lose his virginity until he was 35. He lost it to a 19yr old employee who dumped him for a different employee a few months later.

>>35408834
>>35408756
Most people are bad at sex. Tell her it's been a long time and that the first 3 times don't count with a wink

>>35408824
>I got to kiss a girl on the lips for the first time 5 days after my 26th birthday. There is hope, robot.
How did it happen?

>>35408853
>Most people are bad at sex
It's not about sex but having intimacy as physical escalation, kissing, groping and etc. I wouldnt get into sex phase in hundred years.

>>35408505
TFW conservative wife

>>35408834
Yes, after a while it's better just to forget about them and focus on better things. Most females will be very used up and many will be single mothers. I am trying to completey forget about females.So I can live peacefully without desiring what I will never get.

>>35408814
>Can't wait until your trick dumps your fruity ass for a younger twink after your first few gray hairs.
I'm not a femboi and neither is he though. You're so messed up by kike media that you think the most fundamental aspect to a relationship is sex. What do you think happens to couples when they're in their 70s, 80s and 90s? Do you think they just break up once the sex stops?
Companionship is the most important part of love. You can have love without sex, you can't have love without companionship.

>>35408841
He is a bro for telling you this

>>35408746
>Are you going to try it once or on regular?
No idea dude. I've barely even talked to a woman since that incident and it was 3 years ago

>that's the price but maybe you'll get much needed confidence to perform without it.
If I don't even have the confidence to pick up viagra, I find it doubtful that I will have the confidence to be able to remain hard with a woman without it

>>35408909
it just means you are gay anon

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I cant even think about me having sex because i'd literally get panic attack and start either running from her or sobbing uncontrollably. Why i'm so pathetic..

>>35408931
Sure thing buddy, I guess that's why I masturbate to women every night

>>35408858
It's weird as hell and I don't know why but long story short I met her at a party didn't talk at all and a few days later she texts me and wants to go out with me.
Fast forward about 4 months of meeting for diner every once in a blue moon paired with little to no contact in between and I hold her hand under the table for the whole night during my belated bday party. Just went for the kiss when I dropped her off.

It was just a peck on the lips really but she wanted to meet the next day and the second kiss was much better.

>>35408832
Unfortunately, there are no guarantees in this. I've read stories from anons with habits similar to my own and they weren't able to fuck for longer than a few minutes. I suppose the only way to find out is to actually do it. The best you can do is to learn about the female anatomy and gain an understanding of how to get her off with your hands and mouth.

>>35408979
Damn, good for you anon. Maybe there's a hope but honestly i'm 24 and it doesnt seem that something will change.

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>All these robots who lost their virginity
>Still never even kissed a girl or even held a girl's hands

>>35408960
yes, because you are imagining you are the woman getting fucked.

>>35409041
dude, i got raped, you have nothing to regret

>>35409035
I thought the exact same way until she contacted me.
Don't give up it can all change in a heartbeat.

I even though she was confusing me with somebody when she asked if I want to meet up with her for some drinks..

>>35409094
I'll try anon even if everything seems lost. Do you still meet with her?

>>35409129
Yes she is my gf now.

And if I could do it so can you belive me.

>>35409147
Maybe i'll get the confidence to even try.
Best of luck for both of you btw

>>35406601
Didn't prepare at all it kinda just happpened.
She made the first move, i started taking off my clothes and so did she.

>What would you have done differently in hindsight?
Probably wash my dick

>>35409196
Thank you I will tell him you said that.

>>35406601
what do you meant by "v card", kissless virgin or actual virgin, just want to know, in my case both of them i did while drunk

>>35409196
Thanks and good luck to you too.

>>35406601
If I couldve done anything different Id take viagra beforehand

how did you hide your babydick

>>35409933
Under my man gunt

>>35406601
Look at that dudes arms. He's probably on the football team

>>35410030
good idea cool

>>35406601
She grabbed my dongard and slid it in.

I guess I would've not pulled out so I'd at least have reproduced

>>35410060
> Boobs
> Autism shoes worn out on the inner heal from autistic/fat waddle walk
> Side burns/bad hair

That's a big nope on the football team. If those arms have an ounce of strength it's from the extra chromosomes.

>>35406601
The condom I had was too small and it hurt like Hell

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>tfw 21 year old virgin who hasn't even seen a pair of boobs in real life

>>35410312
Magnums are the only thing that will work for some of us. If I'm too turned on they still hurt some though.

>>35410350
go to a beach

>>35406601
had sex in the back of my car on thanksgiving last year. was 18 at the time. to "prepare" i just needed to get condoms. gf was already down for everything. would not have done anything differently in hindsight

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IF YOU HAVE OR HAD A GIRLFRIEND GET THE FUCK OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

FUCKING NORMIES YOU ARE NOT ROBOTS

>>35406730
>after having sex hundreds of times still cant find the hole without help
kys

>>35410369
>>35410312
>having a big dick

out

>>35410403
We are not the robots.
The robot guides our conversations.

This is our board now.

>>35410426
I'm only like 6.5 inches long. I must have put it on improperly

>19 at the time
>fat, suicidal girl with bipolar joins friend group
>sick of being a virgin so decide "fuck it" and obliterate my standards
>get flirty with her, she's receptive
>lose virginity to her

>>35406819
Supreme gentlemen spotted.
There are probably less than 10 things on this earth that feels better than sex, and im pretty sure most of them are drugs.

>>35410404
That's pretty standard for a marriage

>>35410463
Cuddling feels far better than sex.

>>35410482
To a fucking pathetic virgin.

>>35410510
I cuddled, had sex, cuddle some more. The cuddling was the best part of the entire act of having sex.

>>35410510
Cool post, but I can confirm that the feeling of emotional connection is better than sex.

It certainly is much better relative to its solitary surrogate. Sex isn't THAT much better than just jerking off, but cuddling is far better than squeezing a pillow and crying.

>>35410558
> This guy

You win the gayest thing I've read today trophy. Congratulations, faggot.

>>35410527
>>35410558
>t. cutlets

If you had a real dick, not a mangled mess, you'd know damn well that cuddling is shit compared to sex.

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>>35410648
My boyfriend is uncut and he agrees that cuddling is better than sex.

>>35410558
Nah putting your dick in the warm wet spot between a girls legs while she is pressing agains you and you are feeling her tiny moans on your hear is really different than jerking off.

>>35410663
>boyfriends

you are mentally ill and so is he so who cares about your opinion lol

>>35410689
>Having a shitty relationship is normal
>Having a stable, loving relationship is degenerate
Please tell me you're at least not a /pol/ack.

>>35410859
How does cuddling or lack of lead to a stable relationship? I have a very stable relationship but don't have the need to lock my arms around my girlfriend for an extended period of time. Some people like their own space.

>>35410859
it is when it's between two men

>>35410944
>How does cuddling or lack of lead to a stable relationship?

Cuddling is hugely important for bonding. One of the main mechanisms through which this happens is by the release of oxytocin.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3183515/

Gloss over this a bit.

>>35411057
What's the "it" referring to?

>>35406601
You stupid fucking normie.

You are NOT a robot if you lose the v card. Being a virgin is a requirement to robotry.

Someone who has lost the v-card is a normie.

>>35411267
This is a thread for normies and big boys.

Go cry elsewhere spaghetti boy.

>>35408212
>failing on easy mode (for men)
Pathetic

>>35408764
totally not true

>I was a little too tall
>Could've used a few pounds
>Tight pants points hardly reknown
>She was a black haired beauty with big dark eyes
>And points all her own sitting way up high
>Way up firm and high

>Out past the cornfields where the woods got heavy
>Out in the back seat of my '60 Chevy
>Workin' on mysteries without any clues
>Workin' on our night moves
>Trying' to make some front page drive-in news
>Workin' on our night moves in the summertime
>In the sweet summertime

>We weren't in love oh no far from it
>We weren't searching for some pie in the sky summit
>We were just young and restless and bored
>Living by the sword
>And we'd steal away every chance we could
>To the backroom, the alley, the trusty woods
>I used her she used me
>But neither one cared
>We were getting our share

>Workin' on our night moves
>Trying to lose the awkward teenage blues
>Workin' on out night moves

>>35411410
I hate this fucking song.

Bob Seger is a faggot.

>>35406601

>How did you prepare?
I didn't. I just had a random burst of confidence and she did something really cute which made me horny so I touched her. Then I went in for the kiss.
What would you have done differently in hindsight?
Skipped out on eating her pussy - we hooked up at like 1am on a friday night and she hadn't taken a shower since the early morning.

>>35411456
ur a faggot, faggot

>>35406601
>How did you prepare?

I didn't really, it was pretty much unexpected.

I was 18 and dressed up like a punk/mallgoth retard.

My friend took me to hang out with his friends at a bar and there was this girl who was also punk/mallgoth. I would see her around school even though she wasn't in any of my classes or anything. We hung out and talked for a while.

Same time next week we did the same and this time I got blackout drunk. She was dating one of the guys there and he kept popping in like "hey buddy don't fuck my gf haha just kidding but seriously don't". I remember like individual frames of that night, she asked if I wanted to take her home because we lived in the same direction, we started making out on the ground next to the bus stop, we somehow got on the bus, she was sitting on my lap and we were making out while a bunch of Chads were cheering us on, I was then in her basement and drunkenly tried to put on a condor that broke but she told me she was on the pill so I went balls deep in her after more than a few moments of struggling and trying to figure out where exactly the hole is. As i remember it, it was good, I was that perfect level of drunk where I was numb enough and I porked her for probably 40 minutes half an hour, mostly missionary but she finished off on top of me and I busted my nut all up inside of her before we both rolled over and fell asleep.

The next morning we were both like "what the fu.... OH HEY YOU!" and fucked again after we went to the washroom. I told her that it was my first time, because spaghetti, and she laughed and called me cute.

She gave me her number and said she wanted to see me again, she ended up breaking up with the guy she was dating and we ended up dating for like 6 months. Still to this day the sex I had with her was the best I ever had.

>What would you have done differently in hindsight?

Nothing, all the stars were lined up right and I just went with it.

>>35406641
That's super cute. I hope it's true.