>Son, I am... trans! What do you do in this situation?

now i'm not the biggest failure/outcast in the family anymore, cool

>>35405493
Start fucking his ass

>>35405493
This already happened to me. I didn't really react desu, but shit got awkward as fuck later on.

>>35405493
This happens
And
>>35399436
Your brother comes in and says this

What do you do?

>>35405493
Dad ? I am disappoint.

>>35405493
I'd probably just kill myself, to be honest. In that event, my mom will have become a lesbian, and my dad will have become a tranny. The only reason I haven't done it yet is for their sake.

Laugh at my dad's awesome joke.
Dad pretends to come out as gay or trans and we all have a hearty chuckle all the time. It never stops being funny.

>>35405493
gime da boipucci father

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>>35405493
call it a faggot

>>35405493
Daddy, I too identify as a girl.

Hon Dad - REEEEEEEEE, GTFO EARLY TRANSITIONER SCUM!!!

>>35405493
muse upon the fact that humans seem to be designed to find older dudes repulsive on an instinctual level

get all antinatalist and freaked out

drink

>>35406627
>tfw if mass-accepted degeneracy continues we may see the entirely trans family
>little trans boy, his bitchy trans sister who constantly bitches about his brother's developing titties and hips, their trans father whose mangina they erupted from and their angry hon mother

Father, I am disappoint.

>>35406674
how the fuck can you call it degeneracy when basically the entire history of civilization has been "figuring out ways to make men act less like men so they stop killing each other and breaking stuff long enough for shit to be built"

like, what are you even fucking saying

your entire problem with the fucking mudslimes is literally that they're too manly (viz raping, killing, feuding, blowing shit up)

how the fuck can you get up the ass to express problems with this when 90% of what you believe and advocate is responsible for it

this is what's frustrating about talking to you: you're part of a system, like a fingernail, but you don't have any capacity to communicate with the larger system, so arguing with you is like being an ant and arguing with someone's fingernail

>>35405493
Fuky her boupuss

>>35406881
Estrogen makes people act less ambitious, please show me tranny dignitaries, architects, engineers, inventors, philosophers, etc to prove me wrong.
Trannies don't bring anything to the table- a lot like how women bring nothing to the table.
Estrogen is some meme bullshit- it's basically poison, it makes people slower, weaker, and stupider.

>>35406987
>please show me tranny dignitaries, architects, engineers, inventors, philosophers

I know we're all suppose to be all /pol/-lite, but let's be fucking real, up until two generations ago all women were more or less forced to become baby popping machines right out of their teens and then just kept at home as housewifes. You can't really use the past as a reason for lack of female achievement.

Also, to look at things from the other side of the argument, if estrogen makes people inept, then by that logic extreme levels of testosterone should make the majority of men into ubermensch, thus forth Africa should currently be leading the world in science and engineering...except it isn't, they're just fucking and killing each other.

>>35406987
when people get ambitious, you call them jews

>>35406987
Testosterone makes people into niggers, estrogen makes them into waifus.

I do not know how or why a robot would prefer a world of niggers instead of cute waifus who will love you, care for you, and give you an utter abundance of feminine benis.

>>35407435
to be quite fucking honest, i'm a little miffed that evolution has made me a member of the nigger gender and that society has subsequently decided to torture me for it

>>35407323
>Also, to look at things from the other side of the argument, if estrogen makes people inept, then by that logic extreme levels of testosterone should make the majority of men into ubermensch
That doesn't logically follow at all. T and E are not opposite things in a zero sum situation

>>35407435
Too much T and you're a nigger, too much E and you're a weepy slug.
Maybe what really needs to be achieved is a personal equilibrium between a 33-66 split at the most extremely gendered or 45-55 split at the most androgynous and a societal 50-50.

>>35405493
>"what"
>"You didn't think for a second that I became a mentally ill faggot son, I'm still your right-leaning military father that makes lames jokes and got kicked out of your socialist scum of a grandfather's place. "

The we prepare the dinner with the whole family.

>>35407711
ebin conservameme, you aut-right loser