How do I kill my parents dog without them knowing it was me?

>>35404837
Why must the dog die?

Kill yourself instead you piece of shit, unlike the dog you won't be missed

>>35404857
It has a skin condition and smells fucking awful and is generally a mess. The whole house smells like cheap beer and raw metal because his skin is just everywhere.

>>35404837
why not move out of your parents basement instead of killing their dog, problem solved

>>35404837
Isopropanol won't work, if you dry it out, the alcohol (I.e. the poison) evaporates out and is lost
Ethylene glycol is readily available and doesn't have a bitter taste, much better option for incognito dosing

>>35404917
thanks senpai, only 12 quid for 5 litres on ebay, gonna get that ordered now

>>35404915
because its cheap to live here you shit

>>35404877
It's not your dog, you don't really have a right to kill it anon

>>35405320
I have the right to kill, butcher and devour any animal solely by virtue of occupying the top spot on the food chain, dumb PETAcuck

>>35405433
We live in a society of order and laws, that dog is someone elses property. Plus if your parents find out you killed it it'll cause more trouble than it's worth

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>>35405648
>someone else's property
Spook

>>35404837
get a job and move out
>>35405433
You're not on the top of the food chain, your parents are. You're like those little fishes that follow around a shark and eat the scraps

>>35404877
If you rat poison hotdogs and feed it to him he will progressively get more and more sick till he falls over

>>35404877
Maybe your parents should just kill you. I mean, it must suck having a lazy, stinking dissapoint for a son who just shits up their hard earned home all day.

Is the dog suffering? Doesn't it seem cruel to you to kill a perfectly happy living being?

>>35404915
I guess killing a dog is cheaper than getting your own appartement.