Alarm clock beeping.
Wageslaves weeping.
Time for floor sweeping!
And burger fIipping!
While NEETs are still sleeping.
Put on your slave collar!
Each hour you earn a dollar.
Your dignity level grows ever smaller.
Better run fast when customers holler!
While the NEET is living like a baller.
>>35404589
Ballin on a budget with my neetbucks
Much to the chagrin of the wagecuck
Sleep in every day give no fucks
Never have to work cause work sucks
How can wagies ever recover? HoIy shit...
Working from home, they say ima wage cuck
What they don't know is I make $30 bucks
An hour, living life in my slippers and pjs
Not having to drive on no free ways
Shirt and collar, only those poor shucks
Working at star smucks gotta wear those
So ya don't know, living that neet life but more money and hoes.
>>35404779
Hybridcuck btfo everyone else
>>35404779
How do you do it? Self employed working from home is god tier even if NEET is high tier
>>35404779
30/hrs from home?
What do you do?
>>35404779
Did you reply to one of those ads on a lamp post?
>>35404779
Nice try "hybrid" wageslave, but you're still selling your labour value on the market for Shekelstein to exploit.
I tell people how their bills work, basically explain basic math. I sell them stuff, I fix ppls wifi. 7.5 hours 5 days a week, full medical/dental/vision.
>>35404779
Entrepreneurfist
I'm also working from home, though my rate is 50/h.Programmerfag
>>35405034
I shit post all day, cook delicious meals and work a split shift, work 3.5 hours then take a 5 hour break. Work another 4. Got every middle of every day and weekend off. Always weekends. It's perfect balance
>>35405055
Got a sweet gaming rig for fun times ?
>>35405153
Nope, consolefag. My PC has ridiculously high cpu power and the cheapest gpu I could buy nine years ago.
My money is all invested so that I can retire before 30. Working, even in godmode, is not worth it.
Self Employed cucks are still wagecucks. Your Mr.Shekelstein is the customer you serve, also Mr.Shekelstien can make a business fail at anytime. NEETs rule!
>>35405186
>Working, even in godmode, is not worth it.
The wagie works while the NEET shirks all responsibilities
What really kills me is how wagies gotta wake up at the crack of dawn yawnin
While the NEETs stay at home drawin
Crafting their own skills, demeaning shills
Hey wagie, I know that min. wage kills
It'll get better, one day you might make enough to buy that really nice sweater
It's sold out, the NEET already grabbed it
He got the money from his parents filing cabinet
You can cry, you are the apple in the NEETS eye
Working all day to get the pay
That the NEET gets in just one day
No big deal
The wagie works while the NEET lurks
>>35404589
Bust my ass make a doller.
While neetfucks reee and hollar
Top end, Every release.
Dont gotts ta wait for no steam sale.
Even get work cuties sending me mail.
Try to mask the depression
By talking of are subsition
You only wish you could work.
>>35405299
Quiet wagie. You need to work 60 hours a week to fund my lavish lifestyle of eating meals I import from the most expensive restaurants in France.
>NEETs think that everyone who works is a low-paid manual laborer working dead end shit jobs
nah, those jobs are just for the niggers and poo-in-loos
>>35405420
You still don't understand, wageslave.
That's why you're a good wagey.
>>35405398
>>35405398
>> Makes lies on 4chan to mask inner sarrow at shitty foodstamps baised diet.
>>35405398
So buying a large fry at mc cucks with your neet bux.
Those feels when neets don't get to enjoy the Nintendo switch
>>35405673
>he bought the switch
KEK wagie cucking himself yet again
>>35404950
wow that image took me 10 seconds to figure out