REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

>>35403656

>0 replies

shieeet

>>35403656
ok but if it doesn't work i will end my life

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>>35403656
>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

what if I want a boyfriend though

>>35403656
why would you tell such dull lies?

>>35403656
To this thread

>>35403691
>what if I want a boyfriend though
This

>>35403691
Looks like you will have a gf now

>tfw going out tonight

Maybe this is the day, right bros? Right?

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>>35403656
OP, please don't make any more threads.

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>>35403656
please mr 4chan

>>35403719
You did reply you nigger.

>>35403691
You. Ether be a girl or you should off your self right now

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>>35403656
Finally i will become a Normie tommorow

>>35403656
toasting in le epic bread

this isn't oregano

gib gf blssssssssssss

>>35403656
Here i go familio

>>35403656
S(he) is really cute

Please mr OP a gf would be nice

>>35403656
I can't lose anything

>>35403656
if this doesnt work i suicide

>>35403656
I could use a gf OP, can you get me a direct line to 4chan plz?

>>35403656
But i dont want one

Nfotjffd

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>>35403656
GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND, A PRETTY LITTLE GIRLFRIEND

GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND, TO MAKE ALL THE PAIN END

I NEED A GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE IM ON THE VERGE OF SUICIDE, IF I DONT GET ONE I MIGHT JUST DO IT TONIGHT

GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND, A PRETTY LITTLE GIRLFRIEND

>>35403656
Please God, just once

>>35403656
Well darn I got my first mute ever because Im tired
Originally repli my guy

>>35403656
O-Ok, but they can't be ugly.

Bobity bittity faggity fug, Gimee dat q t pa tooters

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>>35403656
If she looks anything like that then it's worth a shot.

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>>35403656
>OP probably a grand wizard
>OP willing to to not throw away his powers by losing his virginity so he can pull this magic trick for us

OP I appreciate your sacrifice

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jkkk
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printmaking comm
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>>35403656
If I get dubs I believe Op

Okay. I hope this works >.>

haha normiehood here i come!

Well ok i hope this works

>>35403933
checked
you a beliver now ?

>>35403933
hol-E mol-E

>>35403656
So only by replying this thread?
Well, anons your gf might come but only if its Kek's will

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>>35403952
And I saw her face...

>>35403656
Well it's about fucken time god damn it

>>35403656
alright
i havent lost hope yet

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How many thread like this i have to post before i have a gf. PLEASE KEK SAMA if you exist do your godamn job and give me a girlfriend tommorow

i'd like a gf pls

>>35403656

I will finally be a normie with gf and leave this board forever .

>>35403656
I replied to this thread.
Original19la29

>>35404044
>dubs
this is it anon, this is it

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I don't think that's true but why not. Stranger things have happened.

>>35403656
Really funny.

I am gay anyway.

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jeez I hope not

Does Kek will it? Or am i destined for wizardry?

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>>35403955
It's fucking habbening!!
Gf herr i come

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I love chicks with short hair. What's her name?

Does that mean I will finally be able to leave this fucking mess of a website?

>>35403656
Can't kiss a beautiful girl AND have a cool uncle.

If dubs I'll try to ask out my crush

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>>35403656
is that ashley J? or sarah andersen?

girls who look like that are my weakness.
it's so rare to find one IRL, and then, I have not not spill my spaghetti

please im so lonely
turns out this isn't an original reply which is quite sad

I want a gf taller then me for the sake of my future kids

My get says we make it

>>35403656
B-b-b-but I don't want one...

>>35403656
PLS give me an original comment

>>35403656
I don't even want a geeff, but I'll reply anyway.

But I don't want a girlfriend.

Fuck.

>>35403656
i hope

originale occhiale

>>35404222
I got trips Kek has guaranteed me a gf Praise

>>35403656
can I be the gf instead
i'm not a girl

>>35403656

Please give me a gf with big tits and pretty feet that smell great :)

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Hahaha, that's bullshit but whatever

Why must you lie to me

Pls and thank

>>35404208
ok thank god no dubs

>>35404233
>>35404222
I can't believe the digits ITT this might be the real deal

>>35404208
rolling for this get ready for a gf chucklefuck

>>35404255
I have gotten trips and dubs Almighty Kek favours me

>>35404044
>>35403955
>>35403933
>>35403755
Kek is with this thread

>>35403656
Sjskdkfnwi nigger baka trump 4chan

>>35403656
Fuck off
organelle

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ITT : robots attempt meme magic


just this once, ok?

>>35404288
Well well well, two eights do I spy

After many such threads promising me happiness or a gf not fulfilling its word I am very skeptical of future results yet I am compelled to write a very original post in the vain hope that this time will be different.

>>35403656
Plz nipmoot

commenting for gf

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C'mon kek, bless me with them dubs

GIMMI A GF THAT IS INTO TENDIEDOM

>>35403656
What if i dont plan to leave the house till tomorrow?

>>35404255
The kek is powerful with this one.

Yo gimme gf pls

>>35403656
will not work dude

might as well ask that damn girl who is obviously into me out tomorrow

>>35403656
Can I have a 2d gf instead? I don't want 3d women to smudge my Katana.

Kek this be true.

all these people trying to get a gf only to be disappointed when she a fatty

Those it not like i picky

When you're hopeless you might as well believe in the impossible, am I right?

>>35403656
Oh boy i hope its my waifu in 3d!

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No amount of Kek magic can provide me with gf

Thank you kek just please dont let it be R

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Kek has one last chance to prove he's real and not a false idol.

Ok

Originali replieroni

ive been feeling good lately, lets do it!

>>35403656
If only this were true. I highly doubt I'm going to get a girlfriend by tomorrow.

>>35403656
ok cool wow

>>35404711
>11
does that mean its actually happening?

i want a gf so bad so bad i want to cuddle and hold hands and make out

Send me your energy fellow robots

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>>35403656
At least these threads, while they don't deliver something tangible, get us to realign our motivations. Do we even care enough to post in a thread like this, in the remote off chance it might do something, or can we not even take half a baby step?

>>35403656

Plis

I can't believe I'm desperate enough to reply.

>>35403656
Only if it's the one you posted OP

>>35404604
>404 604

Two errors. The first one would be gf not found.

>Error 604 indicates there is a problem when the footscan software tries to read the registry.

Abandon your foot fetish and you will obtain gf anon. It's in the numbers.

>>35403656
i dont even want one lmao but i enjoy the power trip of saying no.

>>35404843
praise be to kek's oracle

i want to believe
please give me a gf soon
i am so lonely

>>35403656
Numerical ouija board matters I guess

kek elected donald trump
kek can give me a gf
if singles, i will be single forever
dubs = gf
trips = become the gf (male)
quads = become the gf (female)

>>35403656
Someone else in my life I can't please, just what I needed!

>>35403656
>56 [1] [Reply]>>35404854 >>35404903
lets girlfriending!

>>35403656
.i. .i. .i. .i. .i.
Napoleonean era cannon squad

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>>35403656

Stupider shit has happened.

I hope she doesn't think the scar on my dick is weird.

>>35403656
Yes pls
*carrots are original*

>>35404935
fuck
adfklgkldfgkladlfkgkl;artyhl;krtlkyhlrgh

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Hopefully a long hair qt...

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>>35403656
It doesn't matter the girl I love will never love me so whats the point.

wiII l?

>>35403656
Does Kek will me a gf?

i dun breliv it!

>>35403656
>desperate enough to reply

I have fallen

>>35403656
fuck man came on

>>35403884
Or fat!

>>35403656
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?????????????????????????????????? for originality pls

Sure hope OP doesn't lie to us.

>>35403691
>>35403704
Hey, you replied to this post and now I'm the bf you you're supposed to get :)

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>>35403656
plz gib gf god

Praise the lord. Give unto me a gf

>>35403656
i sure hope so
onigiri

>>35403656
Bls gibe me grilbriend

Show me the honey

dont know how

Oh Kek pls make it happen

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well, its worth a shot

Star trek the Original series

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Might as well give it a shot, I'm actually going outside tomorrow

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I hope i'll have one someday

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I don't know why I keep falling for these threads, but I hope it's true.

Well, I might as well try

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I can't risk it REEEEEEEEEEE

>>35403656
ikuze caneika

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>>35403656
why would you bait these poor souls into this

pretty sure the girl i like listened to a noise rock band that sings about rape and killing children so she's being weird with me

>>35403656
I don't believe you but I'll give it a go

>>35403656

No I won't.


>Still tries in desperation

>>35403656
Give me it
Very originaelinging postu

>>35403656
If I get dubs, trips, quads, or even quints and I wake up tomorrow and I find out you were lying, OP will be a KHV for life.

>EPITT actually believes this will work

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>>35403656
I came into this thread in the hopes that you people would have posted some short hair qts and, once more, you let me down.

>>35403656
I'm this desperate

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>>35403656
ehh

originero

>>35403656
If this doesn't happen I'm going to be thoroughly pissed.

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pl0x work my man

>>35403656
I doubt it but miracles are possible.

>>35403656
clickbooted

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>>35403656
Fuck it, it's worth a try. I'm having a damn good day, so why not give it a shot?

>>35403656
Thats a dude btw

Not originally a girl, neither is this comment

>>35403656
if only this were true
oreganalios

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>>35403656
PUT THE GF IN THE FUCKING BAG

Replied.

Ori

>>35403656
I think that this post is not in any way truthful, yet by proclaiming my belief I will meet the requirements for getting a girlfriend, as stated by the OP.

bf or gf pls

>>35403656
I bet she has a pretty butthole

>>35403656
God help me.

In an original way

>>35403656
GIMME DA GF AAAAAAAAA

>>35403656
God I hope so I'm so lonely. The only female interaction I get in my therapist and my social worker... Embarrassing to say

If this works I will devote the rest of my life to worshiping kek, and I will practice meme magick every day. 4chan for life.

>>35403656
please meme magic me

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>>35403656
If digits OP is right

Maybe digits will confirm.

>>35403656

>Oohhhh Yeah!!!

[Macho Man intensifies]

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>>35403691
Can I be it pls

>>35403656
Having a gee eef would be nice

>>35403656
ah fuck it, why not

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

Skip I diddly ndo

my waifu is better!

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>>35403656
Qt Gf pls?

If digits, then the rest of the posts in this thread are valid, as well as my own
If not, I'll fucking end myself.

>>35403656
If dubs or better, this thread is real.

>>35403656
I very much doubt that

oregano

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>>35406416
Shit.

Original post is original.

>>35403656
please be mtf or trap
i'm disgusting and don't deserve anything but yea...

>>35403656
kek, here I come

worth a shot, i guess

origianol

Mucho grassyass

impossible though

>>35403656
Will she look like that? My oneitis looks like that.

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I just know not replying is gonna fuck me for life.
Not literally of course.

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I'll fucking hang myself if this doesn't work

>>35403656
Already done it

>>35403656
Wishful thinking.

Also Original.

Fusabillilah (pbuh)

Gee thanks kind anon

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>>35403656
But how? Which girl? Where will I find her, how will she find me?

I need more to go on.

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>>35403656
>no car
>no license
>haven't left my house in a month
Stop lying to me.

>>35403656
One can wish

>>35403656
Could easily happen but she'd be ugly AF.

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If I don't get a girlfriend by tomorrow then I guess I could go outside and fi-
yeah fuck it I was gonna end it anyway

also >>35406599
check'd

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it will probably just be an internet gf who eventually blocks me when she discovers my power level

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>>35403656
Why even try anymore? Kek has abandoned us

What do we have to lose?

I dont need a gf i need someone to save me

>>35403656
please gracie aaaaa

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>>35406711
Check em
>kys anon
Desu desu

>>35403656
i'm actually in a position where this could happen and at the end of the day i'm superstitious as shit

>>35403656
gimme gimme

gimme

oregano gimme

>>35403656
i'd rather not have a girlfriend than have a pseudo-dyke like in the pic op used

dubs and it's happening, boys

>>35403656
really makes you thunk

>>35403656
If digits then yeah, so let's roll.

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>>35403656
Sure, what the hell.

>get 3/10 gf
>immediately cuck her with some random male robot from here just for laughs

Take that, roastie!

>>35403656
Issa stupid meme

Lord kek please help me for I know that only thy can grant me a GF. Please release me from this dark and eerie abyss.

>>35403656
something something can't win the lottery if I don't buy a ticket
Please kill me god

>>35403656
plz give me a gf

>>35403656
Well I do have to go outside tomorrow, but I'm still very doubtful

>>35403656
A lot of you guys have to realize that magically getting a gf tomorrow would only add to your problems and make your life harder since you wouldn't know how to deal with it.
I'm a 27 virgin and I can tell you that if you can't do a little something for yourself to change the way you feel, another person isn't the answer to your problems at all. I don't know what that thing is to do for yourself, but the fact remains that if you don't have any experience with women it's not like you can just get one and handle it. Also it's not about "getting".
Gonna start drinking now.

>>35403656
SAVE ME REEEEEEE

OH YEAH

Why Not

Ognolipoli

I WANT 2 BELIEVE

>O R I G I N A L

If I get dubs, nobody in this thread gets a girlfriend, EVER

>>35403656
Why the hell not i will bite

>>35407198
Nice try anon

>original

>>35403656
Call me fucking Pascal because I'm replying to this shit against my better judgement

To this thread and you will have a girlfriend by tomorrow

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>>35403656
ok I want a gf too

tendiebux

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ITT: we ironically reply to this thread but unironically do want a gf.

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>>35403656
HOL UP
SO U B SAYIN
>give me gf pls

>>35407148
You're right objectively but that doesn't mean I'm not going to hope for it

>>35403656
fuck it i aint doing owt else

>>35403656
This doesn't work but let's try it anyway

>>35403656
I hate you OP you fuckin turd

if it works I am happy

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A nonreligious girl with short hair please

>>35403656
POIKUHFGDGHGCVBJIUTHGFBV D CH B

nah, fuck you, leatherman

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>>35407355
I gimped myself guys
Was gonna declare dubs for a guaranteed gf but I fucked it

>>35407368
short hair looks like shit and is a turn-off though. makes women look like males

sounds like you should go visit the "WYMIN'S MARCH" for partners

easy girlfriend

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Yeah sure. Why not I've got nothing to lose.
Orudndndndndndnndkwowk

Christian with good morals and likes blowjobs

>>35404296
If my post ends in an even number then Kek will make these robot's dreamscome true.

if my post ends in an odd number then every robot in this thread is bound to be the odd one out for the rest of their lives.

Dubs or greater means that every robot in this thread will no longer be a virgin by the end of the year.

please let me have one

>>35407389
>makes women look like males

If you're talking that buzz cut shit than yeah. Otherwise I'd have to disagree.

Not a fan of long hair tbqh. Anything past the shoulders is too long for me.

replying to this thread to get the gf i DESERVE

yay finally i will be happy.

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>>35403656
can it be Ashley pls?

>>35403656
Eh lets try it. Got nothing to lose.

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Thats never going to happen but whatever LOOK AT ME GO

Fiirrhrbrrbb

no harm no foul lol

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>robots like me
>gf
Stuff like that just doesn't happen

PLEASE

I will report back, too.

>>35403656
let's check it

>>35407526
you might be in the closet, whether or not you acknowledge it

>>35406310
You just replied to a gay male

>>35407637
Nope. Can confirm being autist though
inb4 same thing

>>35403656
>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
Literally 2 hours to go and I'm not leaving my house.
Can't wait for you to be wrong.

>>35407642
>implying he doesn't realize that already

Goodbye meme heaven, hello "here goes nothing, world"!

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maybe if we all belive it meme magic make it work

>>35403656
Didnt work last time though

If this happens, I will legit cut my dick off. Screencap this post and make a thread about it tomorrow, I'll report back.

But how can I get a gf if I won't leave my house all day tomorrow?

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>>35403656
yh okay

meme this into existence!

orinealgemo

I'm not taking any chances of missing out from qt gf.

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>>35403656
I fucking hate this board
Original panzergranat

this is my reply
please give me oreagano

Pls
Oregegegegano

Replying
Thank you OP

>>35403656
STop FOLLING ME OP

pls pls pls
:D

mite b kewl

>>35403656
I doubt it but allways worth a shot. Pls let her be no fat.

PLEEEEAAAAAASSSSEEE


Oreganononono

Courtney will be mine.

>>35403656
well, it's worth a shot...
original, of course

FINALLY THIS THREAD COMES ALONG IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG

>>35403656
Plz be rill

>>35403656

Whomst will it be

>>35403656
> implying I'll be alive by tomorrow

Fuck all of you I'm going to pull an Elliot Rodger Southeast Minnesota soon

>>35403656
Fucking lies i tell ye

A good "reply to this thread", what a change.

Let's see where this goes.

>>35403656
I wish I wish with all my heart...

I'm ready to be disappointed I guess

>>35403656
GOOD ONE OP HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhahahahaha ha...

How do I get a gf when I never leave my room?

>>35403656
please NOW thanks :-)

>>35407389
Ugly girls with short hair may look masculine, but then they've always looked that way and they just hide it with long hair.

Short hair doesn't hide a cute girls face, but, so long as it's not a buzzcut or anything like that, it also has some pretty hair to frame the face.

>>35403656
Lets take this post for a test run

Nothing I like more then flipping coins to decide fate

I am replying to this thread so that I may get a girlfriend tomorrow.

I seem to have started an obsession of flipping coins to decide my actions

>>35403656
Pls
Gvgybhkvdw

>>35403656
very well, I'll bite

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What if she turns out to be a man?

N-not that I'd mind~

I am out of options give it to me kek

Well, WHERE SHE AT THO?!

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I wish that this could be true. But even if it could happen my health is pretty bad and I wouldn't want that.

Fuck it, why not?
I might as well be flipping coins anyways.

>>35403691
You can't get a boyfriend anymore, OP said "Reply to this thread and you'll get a girlfriend by tomorrow", so you'll get a girlfriend tomorrow, not a boyfriend, sorry.

>>35403656
it's better than nothing
>originalionosso

I don't think I will ever meet anyone as perfect as she was. but hey, whatever.

>>35403656
can i get a bf instead?

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Death is fine too

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>>35403656
Blease gib

Replying for gf

Why are we so controlled by pussy what did humanity come to its pathetic, why would i waste time everyday talking with the opposite sex, planning and carefully throwing out words and sentences, just to "try" to make a girl my gf, its tiring, exausting and time consuming, im not trying to get edgy or anything but i hope i choked on my ambilical cord.

y-you too y-you too y-you too y-you too

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>>35403656
Original comment for original thread

>>35403656
this thread is fucking sad
guess what, geniuses OP is not some fucking wizard

>>35403656
lets hope this hsit works

hook me up op

i'm lonely

>>35409252
Because life is inherently meaningless? If sticking your dick into a pussy makes you feel good then why not?

>>35403656
pls give me chubby jewish gf that can snuggle with me and watch movies and eat popcorn

Rollin cuz why not a lil luck never hurts

>>35403656
I want a gf or at least someone who will love me unconditionally. Or at least anyone who will talk to me, understand me, and like me for who I am.

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>>35403656
hmmmmmmmmmm this one is gettin the ole noggin joggin

I could be somebody's boyfriend :)

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>>35403656
please orignal gimme gf

>>35403656
Cut my life into pieces

>this is my last resort

This comment isn't original oh no :/ fuck guys

Gib boyfriend plox r9j

>>35403656
you better follow through on this promise

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>>35403656
>going to tell my best friend of 4+ years that I love her tomorrow night
>this thread appears
Pray for me robots

>>35409637
If you were my girlfriend I'd never let you go, I'd take you to places you've Neva been befo

>>35403656
You are bullshitting me.
origninasls

>>35409699
Female best friend? Fuck you normie cunt

>>35403656
I don't believe you, but it's worth a shot

>>35403656
YES PLEASE

oregano saffron parsley thyme

>>35403656
Yeah no I won't.

>>35409731
>being a beta orbiter makes me a normie
Also I have no other friends

>>35409699
Oh fuck. Don't die.

I'm a guy though you sound so sweet

>>35409783
Being able to be friends with a woman, being able to actually converse with one. Makes you a beta failed normie not a robot

One short hair gf please

>>35403656
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Shadilay

>>35409785
She probably doesn't love me back or anything but I know she cares about my feelings so she'll at least be nice about it

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>>35409677
oh fuck dubs, it's a sign

Ate a whole pizza by myself this morning.

>>35403656
help
literally anyone now

Falling for the originalbait

Where dat gf at?

>>35403656
why would a girl want to date a neet

fuck you bitch

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>>35403656
Praying on a hopeless dream.

I'm rolling and highly depressed

>>35409783
A beta orbiter is just a low quality normie

>>35403656
Thank you OP
Hopefully she'll like me as much as I like her

rolerhinocerous

Is that fucking Eva Korrine Jay, the trap

ok ohibibikn'o

Okay I'll bite. Dingus

>>35403656
might as well try before becoming a wizard.

Don't play me op

Yall're figgits

Jsbsvl had a is

>>35403656

doubt it orefamo

>>35403656
>implying I can get a gf oregano

>>35405140
This pic is awesome I wonder how the person who made it thought to adapt the pic for this obscure feel

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>>35403656
My new GF better not be a trap or I'm coming for you, OP.

>>35403656
It's not like i want one anyway. That's why I'm not going to reply so that I don't get a gf

It's midnight and still no gf

Why isn't OP delivering

yalanlar soyleme

>>35403656
we're all gonna make it bros
hoping for a qt with blue hair

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it's past midnight,
meaning it's "tomorrow"

and still no gf.


>tfw OP didn't deliver