You may only post ITT if you're not a virgin

I had sex literally one time ~8 years ago. Can I post here or has my virginity grown back

>>35402127
Sure, buddy. How old are you?

I gave up my one shot at wizardry to smash with a 15 year old when I was in high school. Was it worth it?

I've had sex literally thousands of times over the past 8 years.

>>35402150
You got to retroactively be a pedo, it's very worth it

>>35402148
Thirty-one

>>35402113
Got raped and then stopped caring now no decent man will ever love me

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>>35402200
>31
You should have children by now.
Where did it all go wrong, Anon?

>>35402113
I doubt I'll have sex ever again. I feel dirty when people touch me, and not only in a sexual way.

>>35402113
I've never fucked anyone but I've been fucked a few times, does that count?

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>>35402113
>had sex once
>it was drunken sex with my oneitis

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guess I'm the only one. oh well.

Late bloomer here. I lost my virginity at 28. By 30 I had fucked 50 girls.

>>35402336
Oh fuck. Story?

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>>35402291
>>35402316
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE VIRGINS GET OFF MY BOARD!!!!!!!!

>>35402272
Hah I was an autistic fucking nerd and had absolutely zero success with women whatsoever until college. The one time I had sex was when I ended up in an awkward friends-with-benefits relationship with a girl I'm still good friends with. She took my V-card the last weekend we were at school together.

I tried to date a few times since then with varying degrees of failure and don't really care anymore. To be honest no girl has ever made me cum, going from ages 14-22 with no sexual activity but masturbation got me really used to my hand. So whatever.

Kissless virgin reporting in.
Fuck you op

Lost mine at the age of 22. Fucked only one since.

>>35402364
He is not a virgin if he was fucked. I guess that's the way it works.

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>>35402364
Riding dick totally makes me a virgin op

>>35402375
Assmad virgin manlet detected!

>>35402348
No story, really. I was almost asexual, didn't even fap. Then suddenly one day at 28 I got the overwhelming urge to fap. Did, and started doing it regularly and often. One month later lost my virginity.

Like a sexual awakening, but just happened at a very late age.

Lost at 21, then 4 in the year following. Now in a happy long-term relationship. Things moved pretty fast in the last two years

>>35402414
>Assmad
I dont even care.
Because i've more important things to pursue in life than a wet flesh hole.
If it comes along the way, cool, but if it doesn't, who gives a shit.

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>>35402613
>i've more important things to pursue in life than a wet flesh hole
>he has to work for pussy

t. assblasted virgin wageslave

>>35402670
The majority of men who get pussy have to work for it, don't they?

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heh guess what fags?

i'm gonna post in this thread even though i'm a virgin

thought i guess i'm not anymore since you all just got FUCKED!

Lost my virginity at 13. I have 2 children now. I'm 28.

>>35402702
>The majority of men who get pussy

Here's where you fucked up. The majority of men don't get pussy. Only 20% do. If you're in that 20%, girls flock to you and fucking them is effortless.

>>35402749
hyperchad???

>>35402762
I mean, I sure don't know, but I always thought the majority of men DO manage to get pussy, they just have to beg and scrape for it and try and impress women who basically have their choice of a bunch of supplicating guys desperate for their gash. And only the serious god-tier Chads have women flocking to them.

If the majority of men don't get pussy then I feel slightly better about myself desu.

>>35402762
Why do you lie on a Cambodian embroidery forum? 99% of men get pussy. You're in the 1%.

>>35402749
dad is that you
what the fuck are you doing on r9k

>>35402804
>have to beg and scrape for it

Only cucks do this. Most men have the self-esteem to not beg for vag

>serious god-tier Chads have women flocking to them

Wrong again. Normies can have women flocking to them, they just need a good face and a confident personality. Also don't forget to be yourself!

>If the majority of men don't get pussy then I feel slightly better about myself desu

Whatever gets you through the day, bucko :-)

>>35402810
>99% of men get pussy. You're in the 1%

Why are YOU lying on this Mongolian tamboourine enthusiast image board? 99% of men DO NOT get pussy, that's an incredibly high number. This board woudn't even exist if that were true

>>35403033
>implying kissless virgin losers make up more than 1% of the population
>implying /r9k/ isn't mostly normies and Chads

I need a new friend +1 (559) 442-9513

>>35403033

less than 10% of men retain their virginity past the age of 21

>>35403175
And less than 1% after 30.

>>35403189
Naturally prestige classes have high requirements

>>35402113
I've never been in a sexual relationship, but I had a few awkward one-night stands as a teenager.
since then I've had a 15 year "dry spell"
I hope I die naturally soon.

>>35403086
>implying my dubs don't verify the truth in my post
>implying you actually know how how much 1% of the world pop is
>implying that you're unaware of Japan's atrocious male virgin problem

Jesus you're stupid. Almost as stupid as this guy >>35403124 posting his number on 4chan of all places

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Whenever I am about to breed my GF I always remember her orbiters and how sad they would be to see me filling her up with my douchebag juice
It really makes my day. Brad if you are reading this I cum in her everyday you little bitch

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>>35403033

Read em and weep. You're just exceptionally autismal if you can't get laid.

>>35403263
>self-reported data
>tee hee no one would ever lie on a sexual survey tee hee

Neck yourself you naive autist

>>35403311
And yet, you believe without second thought "statistics" that virgins have stabler marriages.

>>35402762
I wouldn't say this is necessarily true. I guess 20% of men get consistent new pussy. But that's just new pussy. Most guys have had long term relationships or have gotten lucky on a few occasions. It's only about 5-10 percent who are true robots and have never been laid, or have only been laid less then 5 times. Most normies fall somewhere in between. I might be wrong, but that's just my personal observations.

>>35403370
>And yet, you believe without second thought "statistics" that virgins have stabler marriages

Where in the fucking world did I even make something remotely like that claim? Now you're just sperging out

I have a one year old daughter, but I don't really have sex often.

Can I still be a virgin?

>>35403370
>virgins
>marriages
That doesn't add up

>>35403524
Having a one year old daughter is proof that you aren't a virgin, so you are a normie in the eyes of society, and on this board which I would not consider society in the slightest. Unless of course your daughter is actually Chads. I could see that if you are posting on r9k. Well, anon? Did you get a paternity test? Or are you quite certain she was yours? The time to begin second guessing is now.

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>>35402316
EEEEEEEEEEEER
TEG FFO YM DRAOB

Lost it to a nigress. Should I kill myself?

>>35403679
only if you have HIV or AIDS

>>35402272
>You should have children by now.
Why would you even want children?

>>35403705
Nope. But it still kinda bothers me. I feel like the white girl that lost it to tyrone.

>>35403615
Nah I got a paternity test long ago. It's my kid. She even has my hair.

Though I do agree with you, anon. Never skip a paternity test. Never know what bitches are hiding.

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>>35402150
>Tfw 38
>Will never be able to fuck a 15 year old and have it be okay.
Why live?

>>35402113

>was 27 khv
>got bored of it
>got gf
>fug everyday

True story.

>>35403732
I will never have children but it's not hard to see why you'd want them. Creating new life with someone you love, trying to raise them into good people, having a source of fulfillment that's outwardly focused instead of inwardly focused, having people to take care of you when you get sick and old

There are a lot of reasons not to have kids of course, but the reasons to have them are obvious

>>35403664
is this orginalru niger fuck hshitheihe iaihsihs fuck whore nigger shit