Frogs & Feels

but im hungry

feed me

gonna open my mouth now

aaaa....

>>35402143
Ha..ha... Sorry sir, we.. um.. don't serve food tonight...

>>35402088
Is this the original Frogs and Feels owner?

Stella pls. I know it's pleb but that's what I drink.

>>35402210
No, he's out tonight, but I can help you just as well sir. A drink?

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>>35402219
Here you go sir, enjoy.

>>35402222
nice quads, something light please

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Glad you dont serve food, been eating too much lately. Finally got thin now can barely maintain it

>>35402250
Thanks m8. What a comfy tavern

>>35402088
I need to forget.
give me something strong

>>35402260
Jesus Christ do I ever know that feel. Every day is either binging or fasting.

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>>35402259
Damn, I got quads there.
Anyway, I would propose a light lager?

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>>35402279
Thank you sir, you are always welcome
>>35402294
Psst, sir, back in the old country we drink this, its called "rakija", heard you were looking for something strong, so i would propose this.

>>35402299
that'll do fine thanks,, then double dubs nice barkeep. So how goes it friend?

>>35402295
Yeah. I'm going to do one meal a day this weekend. Normally I do 16 hour fasts but been overeating.

>>35402367
Ah, you know, sir, another day, another dollar, the types of people I meet here, but I feel fine, how about you, sir?

>>35402374
>>35402260
Would you two like a drink?

>>35402330

Thanks barkeep

hopefully i can remove kebab with this in my stomache

>>35402404
Haha, you can't go wrong with slavs and their drinks!

>>35402379
not great not bad just trucking through life slowly been fighting a lot with gf so at times not so great

>>35402447
It's a part of every relationship sir, but I'm sure you'll work it out.

>>35402462
i think itll work out at least im hoping it will, so do you know the original owner?

>>35402518
No, i don't, no one really does... he's a very mysterious person, or so i've heard

I heard one of the barkeeps died, is it true?

>>35402543
yeah, im concerned hes either disappeared or i have just missed him for like a month i know he was having uni troubles i just hope nothing bad has happened, you know.

>>35402577
No, I don't think so at least... I hope not

>>35402088
You the barkeep from yesterday's thread?

Rum and coke, please.

Today I have to call a business to schedule an interview. I've only managed to sleep 4 hours and I woke up this morning with an intense tightness in my chest.
I thought I had gotten over this, but evidently not. How are people like me supposed to function in life?

>>35402088
yuengling lager please. it's the only one i'm familiar with

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>>35402631
No, i'm a different barkeep.
I know it feels bad but you have to just get a grip and push through, things will get better, I promise

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>>35402668
Here's your lager sir, enjoy it.

>>35402577
one of them choked on my feces but i don't know if he died from it. he was eating it pretty fast, and i left as soon as he gave me the international sign for "i'm choking." don't need that kind of drama over a one-time hookup.

>>35402708
I don't find this very funny sir, please leave

>>35402088
Good evening. Two shots of Jager, please.
I almost forgot about my misery today, you know. Finally had the desire to eat. Had a nice talk with some people at the university. But then I got home and all the memories came back. That's why I'm here.

>>35402682
Thanks, barkeep.

I know that. I know it's really not that big of a deal. I've sat down and rationalized it all before.
Like I said, I thought I was past this. It's like my body is acting on it's own. I've barely thought about it at all this morning.

I just don't understand, what more do I need to do to get better?

>>35402787
Some rest, sir, some rest, take a time to enjoy little things and don't overencumber yourself

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>>35402786
Here's your Jager, sir. You seem very troubled. Why can't you eat? What memories (if i may ask)

>>35402843
Thank you.
It's just my stupid commonplace problems in a relationship, you know. I did lots of stupid things, ended up heartbroken and feel so depressed I can't force myself to eat now.
Also my life is about to change cause I have a brother now. He was born on Monday, 19 years younger than me. And I don't even know how to react. Honestly I'm a bit afraid.

>>35402975
It's always darkest just before the dawn, sir, you'll get over them.
Congratulations on your brother, be sure to teach him whats right, and be happy, as there is no better privilege than having a lil' bro.

I'm really disappointed in myself for quitting the army. I guess it was inevitable, I'm just not really cut out for that sort of thing. The worst part of it was telling everybody else about my decision. I couldn't make it in school nor the army. I don't know what I am going to do in this life.

>>35402088
I hate my own face too much to think a girl could ever love me for having it

Just gimme a vodka. The whole bottle

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>>35403776
Go work on a production line bro. Pharmaceutical manufacturing is clean work in a professional environment.

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>>35403792
You are quite handsome though, young sir.

>>35403814
Not who you replied to, but where would one find job openings for this? I don't think I've ever seen a factory job in my city.

>>35402222
>tfw original f and f is ded

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>>35402088
I'll take a rum and coke.

I'm going to be a great fighter, barkeep. Just you wait. You'll see me on tv one day. I'll be the best lightweight in the world. Already working my way up there.

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>>35403947
Sure thing, champ!
Just keep training and you'll get there!

>>35402088
Irish coffee please barkeep, I need to stay awake. I'm trying to reset my internal clock.

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>>35404196
Here you go sir, get warm.

Mind if I just get a tea, barkeep? Trying to stay off the booze these days.

>>35404333
Sure thing, we got chamomile, green and mint here, so take your pick

>>35402088

It used to be Frog & Feels.

What's with the name change?
New bartender?

>>35404380
Yeah. I'm the new guy.

>>35404380
The old bartender croaked.

>>35404413
He was a nice guy...

>>35404439
I didn't know him, unfortunately.

Didn't frequent these parts back then.
I was just trying to make a dumb pun.

OK, lads I gotta take a break, bar is closed for a little while. You can stay in though...

>>35403898
Step 1, go to your chamber of commerce website, step 2, order their businesses by category, step 3, go to the individual websites for those businesses. Sorry, anon, there just isn't a better way than this.

>>35404556
I'm not even sure I've seen any factories in my city, but alright Anon, I'll try.

>>35404593
You may have to move. Think also about bakeries, any kind of food production. It's a little dirtier but you often get free food.

I barely just got a job and i already feel social pressure for getting a better one.

Polar Bear please.

Could use a drink.. Do you have any belgian crafts on tap?

Give me your finest top shelf brandy, please.

>>35404610
I dunno if I could work in a bakery. I can barely fry eggs.

>>35404625
>>35404671
>>35404682
Barkeep's on break, dunno when he'll be back.

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>>35404625
Here, enjoy it my friend.

>>35404625
Here I got u senpai. Is that with blue Curacao or no?
>>35404671
There's a raspberry wheat that the owner brought in yesterday, will that do?
>>35404682
VSOP coming up, what's on your mind?

>>35404731
Depends on how sweet it is, I tend to prefer the heavier ones

Pretty comfy here. It's nice.

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Ah, nice to see this place is open already. Solid tunes on the jukebox tonight, too.

I'm yesterday's barkeep, trying to having a day off today. Pour me a Jack Daniel's, would you? And add some rocks for good measure.

Phew, my new job is killing me. Stupid boss won't respect our agreement, sent me assignments even though she herself agreed to give me a few days off. Been on the phone for most of the day, with rather underwhelming results. I might need to call in some favors to get this shit done until tomorrow afternoon.

How are you doing tonight, barkeep?

Anyone mind if I put Piano man on the jukebox?

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>>35402088
Ahhh hi mate. Whiskey with coke for me.

>>35404904
I sure won't. It's a classic, befitting bars like this.

>>35404803
It's good, let me get you a taster and see if you like it.
>>35404864
I'm desperately trying to spread a genuine message of love and concern for others in America, but I keep getting called a cuck. But otherwise everything's fine.
>>35404918
I don't have an image so you're going to have to imagine the thin-thick-thin of a whiskey and coke as the amber whiskey int he bottom starts to mix with the layer of thick, aggressive coke that is in turned thinned out by boring and neutral ice.

>>35404864
You're alive? Damn. Well im doing fine... mind taking over? I'm feeling kinda sick


(gotta go)

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im so bored of everything i dont know what to do
everything is shit
give me a large gin tonic

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I'll have another rum and coke please.

Nothing like a 4 am buzz.

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>>35404997
Nah, not tonight, sorry. Feeling a little under the weather myself. I just dropped in to see if this place is open, and maybe get a drink.

>>35402088
I'll take a gallon of vodka please

>>35403946
Why did he died?

>>35405031
I like this song piano man, btw.

>>35404987
Well it's alright I guess. I don't even like whiskey that much. I drink it to look edgy and mysterious.

Can I talk to ya?

I lived pretty decent life you know? Well I was chronically depressed, but I had friends. I know hard to believe haha. I love them and they love me. I know that. And we weren't like full robots who just play games. We were a normies to the public, but robot in our own little circle.
But because I'm stupid I moved here across the fucking ocean man... I honestly I love living here, everything is so much better, but damn I miss my friends... Sure we text each other on normiebook, but it hurts seeing them posting pictures from birthday parties and stuff.
I'm all alone here. I don't know how to make friends anymore and even if I'd know I think I'm too picky at this point. No one will replace them.
I abandoned them on my own wish and now I have to deal with my decision.

Thanks for listening. I haven't talked to anyone in weeks. See ya buddy.

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>>35402088
Does anyone else feel sad when they see a kid walking home holding their parents hand?

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>>35405124
Haven't seen a sight like that in quite a while, to be honest. Which is equally saddening, when you think about it.

>>35402088
I'll take a cup of green tea, if you have some.
I've decided to leave behind my city and my GF of five years. I will travel to a meditation resort in the Spanish mountains to study The Bright Path as taught by the Ishaya monks. I've saved up enough money for six months. After that I will move to the capital and start a new life there.

>>35405124
nah im happy for the kid
i get sad when the parents kiss and i realize that noone will ever love me
where in the fuck is the bartender i wanna get drunk

Pint of your strongest cider, barkeep. Turning 30 in a few days and dont want to be sober for as long as possible.

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>>35404904
Is it ok if I play the piano for a bit?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14agfIuBsIr

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>>35405101
I've been around the world twice just wandering and the fun times you're having in one place are always colored by the times you left behind to get there, making every day a bittersweet mix of enjoying the moment and lamenting moments past.

It's life I dunno man.
>>35405054
I can get you four bottles.
>>35405031
Let me get you that rum and coke.
>>35405216
Cider and a shot then or just the cider?

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>>35405195
People do that senpai and it's valid.

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White russian please.. I need to wake up.

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>>35405234
I liking this a lot, wey. You're good.

>>35402088
Give me anything please

Hey, barkeep here, I just came back, so just everyone tell me your orders again please
sorry

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>>35405234
With skills like that, you're either gay or Jewish.

>>35405282
>>35405297
>>35405304
They want two white Russians, here's your bar back.

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>>35405282
Here's your white russian sir

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>>35405304
>Pour me a Jack Daniel's, would you? And add some rocks for good measure.

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>>35405297
Here's one for you as well

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>>35405368
Here's your Jack, friend

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>>35405195
I think that's good, sir, you follow your heart

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one mojito pls

>tfw i am feeling the feels right now

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At what point does it become cyberstalking your oneitis? Give me a rum.

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>>35405498
Here's your mojito, sir.

>>35405525
When you make a collage of her pictures and use it as your wallpaper.
Talking from experience here.

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>>35405525
Here's your rum
Just ask her out and if you don't get to hit it off forget her.

Hey, barkeep here, anyone got a cigarette here? Really gotta light up.

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>>35405527
thank you for the drink and the (you)

>>35405525
do you have a folder with over 500 pictures?

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>>35405555
The most pathetic thing I've done so far is periodically check her instagram for new pictures of her, which she rarely posts. When she does I'll put on some 80s love song and look at her for a bit while fantasizing about her. I'm doing it right now

>>35405561
she has a bf

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>>35405627
You seem troubled... what's wrong, sir?

>>35402088
give me Hope, please, if you have any

>>35405657
Psst... tip from the barkeep, just spread some rumors and have her dump her boyfriend...

>>35405657
>When she does I'll put on some 80s love song and look at her for a bit while fantasizing about her.
I used to do that too, until she start uploading pictures with her new boyfriend, and eventual husband.
Now, whenever I stalk her photos, I'm listening to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76Mbnuwk2d4
Hits me right in the balls, but it feels good at the same time for some reason.

>>35405671
Sorry sir... we dont have Hope... may I interest you in something else?

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>>35405660
I am just sad

>>35405764
We all feel like that sometimes, try think about happier things

maybe something... italian?
or just plain vodka with ice it fine, too.
have too seak a psychologist specialised on sexuality, becouse nobody can help me and thats were I end up... just fucked another prostitute.
Nirvana would be the right choice of music here.

>>35405701
Hm,... can you smile at me ?

>>35405684
I've just decided to wait and spend this time working on myself. I don't know how much more of this I can take, I really wish I could take on a date somewhere nice at least

>>35405698
I've got this song going right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyXuGOfqyZw

>>35405853
Sure *said with a smile* :)

>>35405525
If you had a little sister and some guy was doing this to her, would you beat his ass?

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>>35405832
Here's some vodka sir.
What's wrong with fucking whores? Do you do it too often?

>>35405902
Just looking at her instagram pictures more than he ought to? Probably not. Now if he started stalking her around IRL or harassing her then probably.

>>35405946
fucked 6now, I thought about a girl I liked that never liked me back at 2 of them.
but no, I simply have a problem with myself and sexuality.
my therapists think I want to be a woman becouse of social isolation and my bad upbringing....
it's been bad recently.
however, i don't have the guts to kill myself so after a few sad days... I will just move on.

Thanks for the vodka, after sometime they start to taste like milk.

>>35406000
nice trips kek has blessed you

I will take your best whisky . I'm sure I'm preaching to the choir here but for me it a mix of self hate, self loathing and a general feeling of time slipping away. to add on to this I can feel myself falling for someone who is way out of my league . does not help she the type to sleep around.

>>35406000
How do you get past the whole obsessively hoarding all their pictures thing?

I don't even live in the same part of the country as her. The fuck am I even doing?

>>35406097
I know that feel, my dude...
I simply have here pics in a folder and start too look at them less and less.
Oneday your computer will fail, and they will be gone.

>>35406097
She doesn't really have enough pictures for me to do it even if I wanted to.

>I don't even live in the same part of the country as her
Tbh, that's probably it. I see and interact with her enough in real life to get my 'fix' of her so to speak. Well not really but it's something.

>>35406136
That sounds kind of depressing though.

>>35406154
Fuck me man. What I wouldn't give to see her in person. To know her irl.
Let's be honest here, though. She probably wouldn't be into me.

>>35406279
Have you ever met her before? For me every time she smiles and says hi to me I fall for her even more, I can't imagine what it'd be like if I never even got the chance to see her.

I did it guys. I got the job. But I still feel shitty.

I mean, I signed away all of my free time on weekdays, but I don't use that free time anyways. I just spend it idling on this site, for shit I don't even care about it. It's like there's a muzzle around my emotions, and I can't have fun or enjoy conversation like most people. Just now I relistened to an album I used to love and felt nothing. I hope it's a temporary thing, but I don't know. Maybe God has it out for me.

>>35406426
Unfortunately not. We talk online, but that's about it. And she's not the type to want to meet up with guys she met on the internet, either.

I didn't think people like that still existed, but lo and behold.

>>35406545
> Maybe God has it out for me.
Maybe he has it in for you.

>>35405079
I knew it'd be a hit

>>35406584
I don't understand, is that a phrase?

>>35406565
Kind of the opposite for me then. I'm too much a sperg to get her snapchat or other social media and outside of work I might as well not exist to her.

Man I could use another brandy

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>>35406044
Our best is Dewars so here.
Also, don't hate yourself because of someone else, just try going for it, if not forget it dude.

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>>35406713
Comin' right up, sir, another glass of fine brandy

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>tfw watching Secret Life of Walter Mitty again

I want to go on an adventure. I watch all these people travel across the world on their motorcycles, or backpack some incredible trail or fight wars, or excel in some sport or amazing hobby. I look at my grandparents and great grandparents and I see they were bomber pilots in world war II, or they were part of the space race, or some other amazing shit and I'm here rotting in my parent's basement doing a shitty part time job, being a fat fuck with a comb over desperately trying to maintain any appearance of a full head of hair, struggling to finish a degree I don't even want, with no friends or romance to speak of and with no motivation to fix or do any of these things.

I'll take a shot of any caliber.

>>35406667
Yeah, it's probably for the best. I can talk to people with little issue when I'm behind a computer, but if I ever met her in real life I'd turn into a complete wreck.

Just makes me wonder what could have been if I had met her somewhere else instead.

I'm pretty tired, so I'm gonna check out now. Have a nice day Anon.

>>35402088
>get accepted to grad school
>move to a new city
>hang out with normie roommates
>"hey anon, you don't have any other friends, do you?"
>"n-no"
>think nothing of it
>a week later, "you don't have any other friends in the area?"
>realize they don't like me
>haven't socialized with them for the past 2 weeks
>after awhile they try to make small talk with me, "hey anon, we read a book and guess what! The author's last name was the same as yours! Isn't that crazy?"
>I just ignore them

Why must robots suffer?

>>35402088
Hey, are you still open?
Pastis de Marseille, mixed with water 1 to 3, please.
It's gonna be a long night. I haven't slept decently for months. A year ago she dumped me. I thought i had coped, I even got a new girlfriend. But now the feels have returned.
Ahh, but enough about that. How are you sir?

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>>35406917
Here's a shot of whiskey
You can join the Army if you are failing anywhere else. It will make your parents proud. Or try finding a job. That is motivation enough.

>>35406995
I hope you die, normalfag. Get the fuck off this board.

>>35406995
Sorry sir, we don't have any kind of Pastis, I'll be sure to order some, may I interest you in anything else?
Im good though thank you for asking, also try to forget her with some liquor

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>>35407041
Holy shit what is wrong with you? Be fucking civil.

>>35407068
>Waa, be civil!
How about you stick to your normie boards?

>>35407068
Fuck you and your normie faggot 9gag memes.

kys

>>35407041
>>35407068
Gentlemen, please, calm down

>a bunch of my family members are dropping dead or getting horrendous diseases out of nowhere

I know death of older relatives is natural, but it's sort of all happening at once.

And the ones who aren't dead are getting terrible shit like heart disease, clots, cancer, MS, blindness, etc.

I'm mortified by what my genes could be hiding.

>>35407121
Don't worry, it's coincidential, luck just has it shit for you right now, it'll get better, I promise

>>35402088
i'm under age to drink, but i'll take a shirley temple.

i need something to get my mind off the fact that me and my GF fought

>>35407157
Is this bait? Has this board really fallen this low and gotten this normie?

>>35407176
don't worry. i'm borderline insane

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>>35407157
Here young man, enjoy.
Don't worry, you are young, true love is yet to blossom within you.

>>35407240
thanks bar mang

>>35407298
You can get out now, normalfag. tbo

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>>35407333
nah. i think i'll stay for a bit. nice trips though

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>my depression has gotten to the point where i have no motivation for anything anymore
>i haven't gone to a lecture in 2 weeks and i haven't done any work

I'm a Brit. Got any warm beer? (real ale)

>>35407401
I'm not at that point, but I half feel you.

I'm at that point in life where if I was locked away in a dark apartment with just power, running water, internet and food/drink every day I'd pretty much phase out of existence for real life until I died.

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*ques Love Detterence*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkHFGL1NOfA

I have no will for anything, why is everything so tiresome and lonely for me

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>tfw all my friends ever want to do is get high every time we hang out
>tfw i'm trying to stay sober
>tfw i get made fun of because i'm the only one who thinks there are things in life besides weed

It's so fucking painful having to tell them I don't want to get stoned, I don't want to feel like I'm ruining everyone's good time. But I'm supposed to just do what's right for me, right? And it's not like I can just leave them because I don't have any other friends. There is no choice I can make that feels right and it hurts.

I guess just get me something non-alcoholic, otherwise I'm gonna sound like a hypocrite.

Give me a gin and tonic.

I'm tired of my life. I'm currently unemployed and lost. I'm nearly 24 and quit my last job because it nearly got me killed with an illness due to the working conditions.

I'm sitting in my room right now talking to people on Discord and the world is just flying by me. I want a job in IT but I got a social science degree and no credentials for it.

I'm also tired of being alone. I want someone to hold and just to care about me other than my family. 90% of people I know have a girlfriend. They are working great jobs that they love and making 6 figures at just 23-24.

Meanwhile, I sit here and decay.

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>>35402088
I-I don't drink so could I just have a coke...

>tfw you can't trust anybody beyond a casual relationship and just end up pushing folks away over time.

I even doubt my old man regularly and he is the closest person to me.

Have a song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN7oKfazASo

>>35406992
The best we can do is be polite and not a nuisance so they tolerate us.

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>>35407891
Here.
Don't worry, your time will come, you are a late bloomer, things will get better just hang on, it's just a tough period of your life.

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>>35408034
Here's your coke
I too have trust issues... I too have been betrayed many times, son. Just watch your back and always double check people..

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You know what, /r9k/?
I've had enough.
There were so many opportunities in my life to ask out QTs, some of them propably even had an interest in me, one or two of them definitiely did.
Enough suqandered potential.

I haven't fully fallen from grace yet, and fuck me if I'm not going to do my best and try to experience the normie life now, atleast a little bit.

The next passable woman I meet, I'll ask out.
Since I'm a shut-in, it'll propably be today or tomorrow, depending on when I need to buy some groceries

I'll just go up to her, ask a random question, smile, and then ask if she's free on X day.
Should she be, and agree to go out, then I've done it. Then I've gotten a little taste, and I'll be reassured that I can do it again in the future.
If I get rejected, I'll try to keep my calm.
Say "That's too bad, alright. Have a good then!", count my losses, and attempt it another time.


This ends NOW
oregano oregano oregano oregano oregano oregano oregano

Do you serve coffee? I'm about to be late for a class I'm not prepared for. I'm afraid I'm going to crash and burn in uni and never follow my dreams.

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I don't really believe in God, but I also want to. The only thing I'm lacking is faith.
How can I go about obtaining faith?

>>35409122
I know that feel anon. I would love to have faith in something but never could. I even tried going to church a number of times. Just couldn't get into it.

>>35407735
But anon...smoking weed is the best! I'm sure you know. I'm high as homosex right now holy shitty TTY I'm high! Smoke fucking weed you nigger Chow Chow!

>>35409332
I'm not sure if this is an ironic post or not but I'm just so fucking bored with weed. I hate feeling stupid and I hate feeling paranoid.

>>35409463
I fucking LOVE IT!!! Weed is the bestest :P

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I walked past a qt I have a crush on last night

She smiled and waved to me. My vision immediately went blurry and I almost passed out.

I hope I didn't look too autistic.