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ITT times where we said things came out at the wrong time.
>at dinner with gf at mexican place
>leave after all is said and done
>head over to RadioShack that is around the corner
>work the night shift, it sucks, but i need the money
>on the way there is a nail salon and spray tan place you must pass if you walk there
>door is open to the nail salon
>"Hey! Wanna get a mani?"
>"no thanks, i'm straight."
>walk slightly faster after realizing what i'd said.
>Keep walking
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>Buy a prepaid debt card
>Pay card and registered
>Cashier tells me good luck with the card
>"Yeah you too"
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I don't see a problem here, only faggots get manicures also fuck off, normalfag.
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>>35401175
I only sense jealousy, try again.
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>>35401129
(You) did good anon, next time you should wait and see how they react.
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>>35401153
Google Freudian slip
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uh, every day at work. every fucking day
*boss is looking for an electrical socket*
>"I can't seem to find one big enough to fit.."
>everyone looks at me
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>>35401129
>Has gf
>Nobody REEing him
Goodbye faggots
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>>35401129
>live and work with my dad
>he owns the business and is my boss
>him and another employee we'll call John are standing next to each other talking by the front door
>I'm just finished for the day and I'm leaving
"Good luck, dad! See ya tonight, John!"
>oh fuck people heard and laughed
>oh fuck that looked really gay
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>>35401129
>be on vacation with my mother in Mexico
>we're eating breakfast one morning
>meant to ask her to pass the salt
>instead just say "I hate you"
>we both try to pretend I didn't just say that
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