Fucking end my life.
>standing in line with about 20 strangers
>feel something coming on from the depths of my stomach
>pleaselordno.jpg
>*BBRRRAAAAAP*
>awkward silence ensues
>really wish i was dead right now
You know you can hold in farts, right?
You must be fat.
Here's your solution: Alternate Day Fasting.
>>35400188
That's not healthy. If you do that enough the fart will just go off inside your colon which is just as loud. This has happened to me.