ITT: we act like we're on reddit XD

>>35399540
>With respect as a *** person, I must say you are kind of wrong. But who is not wrong :D

>muh shower thoughts :D

>with that kind of *** (anything, but not jawline, forehead, maxilla) you wont get a gf ever

>generic videogame trailer comes out

OMG THIS VIDEO IS SO MUCH YES

>wtf who downvoted me?

edit: sorry

>>35399540
There's only gore in le 4chan xD

Holy shit, thanks kind stranger for the gold! Was never expecting my top comment to be about sex!

>>35399540
You, sir, deserve an upvote!

Haha, more fuuny images please! .

>>35399540
You, I like you
+1

Lol diny drumpf

>>35399703

Those motherfuckers on 4chan are crazy I'm telling you.

>>35399540
Look at this funny thread I found on /r9k/!

>>35399540
>all politicians are bad

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here's a completely neutral opinion that everyone can agree with with, perhaps with some sharp witticism attached, maybe even with an ellipsis for comedic effect, now give me those epic upvotes please

my good sirs should also consider replying to this post with an equally witty retort, perhaps we can start a reply chain where we try to one-up eachother's jokes, yes quite

>>35399540
>well maybe not everyone is equal, but everyone should be

TIFU by making up a completely unbelievable story to gain up votes from gullible shitheads.

>>35399540
pol is clearly satire Nazis don't exist

>>35399855
Shit dude, sorry to hear. Hope things work out for you, man. +1

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DRUMPF XDXDXDDDDD

edit: weed weed weed drugs drugs drugs
Updoot upvote for you sir
you, i like you
spelling correction grammar correction
thanks for the gold
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>>35399813
Hhhmm yes quite, shallow and pedantic

>>35400000
Nice numbers dude.

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>>35399540
put me in le screen cap xddd le happy sad frog

>>35399540
donald trump is a bad president ha ha nobody likes him. global warming!

>>35400057
That escalated quickly!

EDIT: Downvotes, really?

>>35399540
le memes are le funny.
pepe xD am I right guys.

>>35399540
resident evil 4 is the best game ever made

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(insert inane and unfunny pun chain here with tons of le upboats)

i hate them, i hate them so much, 10 times worse than normies. if i ruled the world, i'd push all the redditors who browse default subs on a regular basis into a meat grinder, if i meet them in real life i feel like imploding

trash tier humans that are even worse than you people, take pride in that you aren't a fucking redditor

i think we should spend more on mental health. depression is a real thing don't ya know. i know everything about history and society because i'm in high school.

To be fair, I did nazi that coming. l came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risk click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro.
CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed.
Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? l read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fag, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'II KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. woosh.
Since rule #1 is "be attractive", I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. l have the weirdest boner right now.
EDIT: Thanks for the gold.

>>35400082
you sir deserve my upvote. To the frontpage with you

>>35399540
Hahah! I LOLed!

Are we being brigaded?

This thread is really making me uncomfortable...

>>35400109
I never ever got puns. Every fucking time someone says some stupid shit pun I can't even fucking force myself to laugh.

>>35399540
bacon narwhals :D XD im so random
edit: thanks for the gold kind sir XD

>>35400109
Basically this, pham.
I bet most of them are le enlightened centrists too because both other sides are equally as stupid hehe xD

So I found this hidden gem today at my grandma's house

>>35400165
Sir, your comment is bad and you should feel bad.
>zoidberg.jpg

>>35400000
Cheeeeeek'd
Original

>>35400000
Sweet repeating numbers my man!

>news story about Israel
>Israel did nothing wrong and Palestinians are bloodthirsty mongrels x 100
>downvote anybody who suggests that perhaps Israel did something a little wrong
>Actual jidf

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>>35400000
Great work anon, originallia comment

>>35400241
Palestinians are just shitskins anyway but Israel still deserves to be glassed.
Remove regular Kebab and subversive Kebab

TIL You can make a 8bit song with your microwave using science

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Has anyone got any she male porn... For science xD

>>35399540
lol /r/blackpeopletwitter is so funneh! I'm not racist btw!

Wow we all suck at this

>>35399540
TRUMP FAGGOT SHILL KIKE JIDF KEKCUKKEKUCKUCUKCKEK

A E S T H E T I C

LE GEM LE GEM LE GEM LE GEM

>>35400103
This post doesn't belong here

>>35400135
Congratulations sir, you win the internet today.

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>>35400171
I don't even hate puns, I hate when some fucking redditor fucking takes the time to type out a low effort and shitty joke for goddam internet points and derail the usually fucking stupid topic so their fucking ego can inflate slightly according to those fucking upvotes

redditors have a garbage mindset, and they have garbage threads, superficial cunts that i know would be completely full of shit in real life

even this utter shithole of faggot rejects is more capable of carrying a better conversation, have more genuine souls. how the fuck does this place have a better thread quality, considering it is sad sack central? reddit is that bad

but yeah, when i see a pun chain it somehow reminds me of the worst of humanity and i get really mad, so mad i start ranting like a madman

>>35400135
username checks out, you sir deserve an upvote for this well crafted comment! xD

>>35400330

t. Former plebbiter that needs to go back

how does one receive a good upvote score?

I seriously fucking hate people that refer to themselves as "one"

>>35401020
but my good sir! why would one not refer to oneself and one. I for one applaud oneself for royally cucking one by bedding one's onitis !!1 xd

fucking powerusers

>>35400109
THIS (+348654375 updoots)

>>35401020
Loads of foreigners do that because they're translating their own language into Londonese.

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Ha, insults about Reddit coming from the cesspool of the internet? That's rich .

Edit: Damn, didn't expect this to get so many upvotes. Thank you to whoever gave me gold, its my first time and this is my most upvoted post!

>r/relationships

>Hey guys, my girlfriend is going out of town to visit her male friend from college and it's making me uncomfortable and insecure.

>How fucking dare you try to exert patriarchal oppression on her?! She is an independent woman who doesn't need a man to control her!

violentacrez was a bad and gross person and totally not a harmless old creep who got shit on by a crew of goons with unreasonable levels of media access, including an actual non-passing tranny rapist who was actually fucking raping people while this shit was going down

____ is a cool woman and totally not a weird overconnected establishment hack who takes vacations in fucking bermuda whilst having opinions about "capitalism"

_____ is absolutely not as murderous and insane as every other communist and i can almost promise you that i didn't redact his name because i'm afraid of him figuring out who i am and fucking pulling a brett kimberlin on me. he's also totally not a maoist because that's not hip

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Am i the only one who *extremely generic opinion* ?

Stop making fun of reddit you virgin losers

Edit: Sorry, I didn't mean to offend anyone

*deletes post because it gets downvoted to hell*

I hope you guys know that XD posting has been entirely dead on the entire internet, let alone reddit, for years now, and you're the only people keeping it alive while simultaneously complaining about muh reddit. It happens 100 times as much here than it does anywhere else. Please stop.

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hehe hey look. r/4chan. i guess im hard now

Hey guys! I just found out this cool new video game. It's called Dark Souls and it's the HARDEST game you'll ever play! We should all play AND ROYALLY FUCK OVER ONE OF THE FUCKING SMALLEST COMMUNITIES.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WE SHOULD HACK SO WHEN SOME RANDOM DOESN'T ADHERE TO OUR ARBITRARY "ETIQUETT" WE CAN ONE SHOT THEM BECAUSE
>LMAO SHOULD HAVE BOWED AND LET ME DO MY 5 BUFFS D'S

Jesus fucking Christ I can't fucking stand those assholes. They're so far up their own assholes that when they stroke their dicks they cum in their fucking mouths like some retarded monkey. I will never like that shitty place for fucking up the comfiest of games.

>>35401777
oh also milo is a terrible monster for not explicitly and vociferously disowning the opinions of his past self. however the chick talking about how she wants to boil the children of the rich in their own blood is completely a reasonable person with awesome praxis whom we should take seriously. i agree 100% with all of your crazy evil bullshit. please don't go back through my post history and dox me.

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>>35399813
>my good sirs should also consider replying to this post with an equally witty retort
I hate reddit so much for this
>I post my opinion on something
>post gets downvoted cause reddit
>someone literally replies with "them's fighting words sonny."
>immediately gets 5 upvotes
Who the fuck thinks this is funny? WHO?

>>35400135
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

EDIT: why all the downvotes?
EDIT 2: stay classy, reddit

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FUCK TRUMP. I'm drunk.

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>>35399540
faggot faggot faggot

im raging homo

FAAAAaaaggg... GOT!

muh reddit xDD

>>35400109
a few years back i worked morning kitchen prep with this girl who was reddit speak embodied. All she could say is shit like "this is why we can't have nice things" or "you just won the ****" or "all the yes!" and other shitty reddit-tier catch phrases. She and I were stuck in a small room for a few hours before the restaurant opened and the cooks arrived--I sat there in silence, and just waited for the time to pass and for that chick to realize I had no interest in talking with her.

also I quit after two days because no sum of money could ever be worth that misery.

>>35401020

Post any popular video on Reddit before anyone else does. You can also get easy upvotes by uploading an old meme video that has yet to be posted on /r/videos.

>>35399786
stick to /r/4chan its safer- i mean better

>>35400000
SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN REDDIT GOLD FOR THOSE QUINTS

>>35400622
(meanwhile in 4chanistan)

>daily reminder
>who /true robot/ here?
>tfw no feels
>woman hate thread!
>check these digits

>Somewhere far away on a distant sub-Reddit, Redditors are having an equally juvenile thread pretending to be 4channers
Hmmm really does stimulate the old prefrontal cortex

I'm gay and I vote democrat

>>35402777
>check these digits

Alrighy, checked sir ;)

Take my upboat, I didn't need it anyways.

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>>35400000
Pahaha I just watched that family guy episode

Don't act like 4chan and Reddit are any different. Both sides have their own forms of shitposting. You just don't realize 4chan shitposting because it's part of your culture. Reddit users don't see their shitposting as shitposting because it's their culture.

>>35400171
Humor is an evolutionary reward for paradigm shifts. My theory is some people are too stupid to ever think about underlying patterns so instead their sense of humor is built around stupid superficial shit like words sounding the same as other words.

>this meme is normie

I'm locking this thread since you kids can't play nice :^) im a pretentious shithead and my job as subreddit moderator makes me morally superior

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OP is a faggot XD

holy shit you guys actually clicked the link I bet you weren't expecting to see peyton manning's face haha

edit: pls stop pming me

>>35399540
>opens image of woman posing suggestively
le hehe
*le nods le respectfully*
le well le meme'd le m'lady
*le tips le upvote*
allow me to le treat you to le gold
>deposits $30 of reddit money into her account

Needs more .jpeg

yo get the updoots!