>In under 3 years, it's going to be 2020

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>the original /r9k/ turns 10 years old in 3 years

GOOD. The 2010s were a shit decade.

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>>35399189
They sure were.

>>35399072
When does the future begin, daddy?

>>35399189
It's only going to get worse.

>Captcha: Rotting FRUITS

>it's closer to 2030 than it is to 2000

>>35399072
>Only 3 years until I get my wizard powers.

They do exist... r-right?

I just gotta get through the next 8mnths

>>35399316

>implying they don't have it already,

Have you checked your business card lately?

>>35399072
[email protected]

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>>35399072
Holy shit.
Where did my life go?
Where did my childhood go?

I won't see next year.

>>35399072
I remember my dumbass science teacher when I was in 5th grade (probably about 2002) saying that we would have flying cars by 2020. Dumb bitch.

>>35399632
You have an incredibly small penis.

>>35399072
>everyone always talking about 2020 like it's going to be some magically technologically advanced time
>it's going to be exactly the same
>I never heard an explanation as to why 2020 specifically was when everything was supposed to be cool

>>35399632
Anyone who unironically believes that flying cars will ever be a real thing is retarded.

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>>35399739
WHERE ARE MY COUNTRY-SPANNING CITIES?
WHERE ARE MY ADVANCE PROSTHETICS?
WHERE ARE MY HOVER CARS?
WHERE ARE MY CLONES?

>>35399632
>believing in flying cars
Motherfucker have you seen how people drive in regular cars? How well do you honestly think flying cars would work out? Besides, only the super rich would be able to actually afford them.

>>35400421
>only the super rich would be able to actually afford them.
You mean like it was for regular cars, and any new technology? ADOIIIIIIII LOOK I'M YOU I WATALDID A DOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DUHHHHHHHHHHH DLLLLLLLLLLLL DRRRRRRRRRRRRRR A DUHHHHHH I WATALDID DUHHHHHHHHH

>>35399726
Are you actually fucking 10?

>>35400474
Any sperg that could save enough would be able to afford a new car by the time the assembly line was a thing. Your strawman has no power here.

>>35400495
>strawman
you're not using that right, and the point you made backs me up. what's wrong with you?
>>35400493
no faggot.

>>35399316
The power is freedom of desire and lust. You begin to see the majority of woman for the holes that they define themselves as. You appreciate the rare woman that is something more, but no more appreciative than that of an anon.

Wizard powers are the direct translation of there are no girls on the internet, into its real life equivalent.

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>>35399744
I'll take Ion Propulsion for $500, Alex.

>>35400493
>the small penis accusation made him mad
Small penis confirmed.