Australia Thread

>>35398402
>>age
19
>>sex

male unfortunately

>>location
north QLD

>>contact info
available on request

>>general chat

Wouldn't mind a friend of either gender to maybe do something with every now and then.

>28
>M
>MeltBurn, Victoria it's so fucking HOT
>nil

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>>35398402
> 19
> Nope
> W.A
> I don't feel safe
> Friends would be nice, or someone to carry me in Overwatch

>>35398440
>it's so fucking HOT
It's really not though.

>>35398504
I'm from New Zealand and I'm not used to this stifling heat

>22
>F
>Melbourne
> 4chan Jks!
> I can't wait for winter to come! And I'm a lonely borderline weeb so any animu/jrpg people would be nice to talk to

>age
Timeless
>sex
Yes please
>location
THE ONLY ROBOT IN CANBERRA
>contact info
Fuck off CIA
>general chat
I am not familiar with this particular general

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>age
23
>sex
male
>location
South Australia
>contact info
Snapchat: abluepotatoe

Would be nice just to have someone to chat with, even better if I could find someone to hang with IRL.

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>>35398440
> it's so fucking HOT

>>35398534
> Jks!

>>35398538
> Yes please

>>35398525
Welcome to the shithole, my sheep shagging friend. Enjoy your stay.

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>>age
22
>>sex
M
>>location
Sydney
>>contact info
[email protected]
>>general chat
Email me if ur interested in helping eachother overcome social anxiety together. We will meet eachother and do exposure therapy together and annoy normies.

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18M

Other ACT fags? Specifically ANU?

>>35398538
You are not.

That said, I rarely come to r9k, but I think I fit the profile/.

>>35398620
Did you grow up on the the northside?
Which HS/college did you go to?
I probably know you.

P.S. I AM THE ONLY ROBOT IN CANBERRA PREPARE TO BE ANNIHILATED FAGGOT YOU STEPPED FOOT IN THE WRONG PERSON'S TERRITORY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35398653
I am an NSW refugee (do spoilers even work here?

>>35398682
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

>>35398695
Wow chill out dude. Now I remember why I don't come here all that often, despite being extraordinarily lonely. I have a liquor cabinet which I am slowly draining myself.

>>35398402
>normie /soc/ shit thread
GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUT

>>35398720
>I don't come here all that often
YOU ARE NO MR ROBOTO I AM THE ONLY ROBUT IN CANBERRA FUCK OFF FAGGOT THIS IS MY CITY YOU'RE GONNA GET FUCKED IN THE ASS BY MY FRIENDS IN THE CIA YOU FUCKER I'M GONNA GET THEM TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND MOLEST YOU SO YOU HAVE MENTAL SCARS SO DEEP THAT YOU KILL YOURSELF THUS LEAVING ME AS THE ONE AND ONLY ROBOT IN CANBERRA YOU FUCK

This is my turf, boy. Unless you want war you best get got, ya hear?

>>35398402
>age
21
>sex
M
>location
Melb eastern suburbs
>contact info
ask
>general chat
desu I want someone I can meet irl
and esp casually fuck
but less likely

>>35398742
> I'M GONNA GET THEM TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND MOLEST YOU SO YOU HAVE MENTAL SCARS SO DEEP THAT YOU KILL YOURSELF

At least it would give me something to do mate.

>>35398735
you're going to die cold and alone anon
if you don't like it just ignore it

>>35398534
what part of melb you from?

>>35398473
Brad dat you?

25 in a month
Male
Ballarat
I'm living off that sweet DSP. All I really do is eat and gym.

>>35398752
Know what else you could do? And this is a right hoot, trust me on this one.
No seriously, you're gonna love this. It's gonna be great just hear me out on this one. You've gotta do it, though, just to see how great it is. Just hearing about it isn't enough you've gotta experience this one first hand. So, you ready? Get this, right. So you, haha. Okay, so you GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CITY YOU WHORE
Sounds outrageously fun, right? You've just gotta try it man.

>>35398803
WEW

fuck man, you seem like the first real Canberran i have "met"

Great to meet you.

>>35398769
Western suburbs , what part are you from?

>>35398799
how much do you get from DSP? what's your disability?

>>35398837
Ah, eastern suburbs
Been wanting to watch more anime though, I've only seen a handful of shows, tho I watched them all through lol

>>35398620
Hi, I'm an ANU student too! 19/first year

Whatcha studying anon?

>>35398862
hmm not getting too specific

CASS/CAP double tho

Not falling for that stem meme.

>>35398824
>you seem like the first real Canberran I have "met"
You're goddamn right.
THIS IS MY CITY I AM THE ROBOT AVENGER THE STALKER OF NORMIES THE SCOURGE OF CHADS I AM THE HERO EVERY ROBOT EVERYWHERE (except for in Canberra, this is my city) NORMIES TREMBLE AT THE MERE THOUGHT OF ME

>>35398862
GET OUT OF MY CITY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

also, same question applies >>35398653

>>35398838
$2000 a month

Schizophrenia and epilepsy. Shit sux.

>>35398873
people like you need to be put down. I'm not even joking

>>35398894
YOU WILL BE PUT DOWN BY MY WRATH HOW DARETH THEE STEP FOOT IN MINE KINGDOM
IT'S MINE I TELL THEE, MINE!

>>35398402
23
m
sa rural
discord
hello

>>35398889
>$2,000 a month

the fuck?

Isn't flat independent DSP rate like $800 at 21+

Where's the other $400 come from?

Also why the fuck do centrelink pay you like $300 more just for being over 21 as opposed to 18-21

>>35398873
No, you need to leave you fucking normalscum. I've been haunting these aus threads for YEARS buddy, this is my god damn turf. You just showed up in the last ten days to sperg out and try to claim the groundwork that I laid for your own purposes.

>>35398865
There are ten thousand or so students at the uni anon, I'm not gonna track you down. I'm doing a Law/CASS degree though.

>tfw you might have seen another robot in some of your classes and not even known about it

>>35398854
Ahaha opposite sides!
Oh you been watching any currently airing ones? This season has a few good ones but I'm going back to previous ones too. Backlogs!

>>35398931
>tfw you probably definitely have and just thought that they were some strange weaboo.

I'm sure that's not you anon

PPE?

>>35398931
>going in AUS (aka normie) threads regularly where people shill information about themselves, hookup and talk on discords
>claiming to be a robot

YOU ARE THE NORMALSHIT I HAVE LURKED THIS GODFORSAKEN BOARD FOR AEONS AND I SHALL FOR AEONS TO COME I AM THE REAL ROBOTO FOR I HAVE LAID IN WAIT PREPARING AND HONING MY SHITPOSTING SKILLS FOR THE RIGHT TIME TO POUNCE AND CLAIM WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE

you faggot.

>>35398949
I've never actually been to the western suburbs. Been near every other place in Vic, even up to Benambra, but not there, funny that.

Hmm, I am watching KonoSuba, but I've never yet found ones I liked as much as Bokurano or Madoka Magica desu

>unimelbfag
>taking a class at monash clayton
>go there for the first time
>mfw it's empty and depressing
>everyone studying some weird double degree combination
How do you study here full time

>>35398970
Not him but no one cares

>>35399025
Oh, you'll care. You'll all care.
Once I reveal my true autism power level to the world you'll know the full strength and ferocity of the wrath of THE ONLY ROBOT IN CANBERRA.

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>>35398955
>PPE
Yeah actually, isn't that spooky. I can't say I've noticed any weebs though. Most people in the courses look completely normal aside from a couple of rare exceptions.

>tfw you've probably seen me too because I have a super recognisable feature

I know it's sudden, but any chance you wanna exchange an email or some way to get in touch? It'd be nice to have friends in the same course even if it'd probably be a while before either of us are confident enough to meet.

>>35398970
I believe in (You) anon, but that's the final one you'll get from me. Good luck in your future shitposting endeavours.

>>35399082
My alt email is [email protected] if you wanna communicate without >>35398970 (you are welcome for the (you) capslock faggot)

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>>35398402

I'm going to kill every non-white I see when the race war comes. I'm going to beat every brown person, Indians in particular, chink, gook, wog, arab, muslim I see to death with a baseball bat with my right wing death squad.

Every night I'll going to get into my Mad Max rampage car that's a 2001 holden commodore vx modified with wheel spikes, barbed wire and a giant spiked ram and run over every shitskin I see while my fashy goy white supremacist brothers sit outside the windows with nail spiked baseball bats and hit the heads of every Indian and Jew we see.

The streets will be flooded with the blood of non-whites.

Every day I'm just waiting for it.

Non-whites literally asked, begged, to be killed the moment they came flooding into white countries

I swear to FUCK I'll kill every chink I see in Australia when the time comes.

>>35398983
I've pretty much always stayed in western suburbs/cbd. Never even heard of Benambra!
Madoka is the best though.

>>35398922
>sa rural
how rural we talking?

Adelaide Hills here.

>>35398923
That's including rent assistance.

I don't know. As far as I'm concerned you should be able to get full C-Link payments from 16 onwards.

>>35399163
Ah, Benambra's real far out bushwhacking, I loved to camp when I was young.

Oh yeah, Madoka is my favourite. I love deconstructions in media.

Do you want to move this convo out of this thread?
I'm probably going to sleep soon-ish anyway.

>>35399137
you sir, you are a good man. I wish you all the best.

>>35399196
Isn't rent assistance like 130 max?

>>35399082
Thank you kind sir.
Now kindly GET THE FUCK OUT.

>>35399119
You haven't seen the last of me, evil doer.

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>>35399206
I made a screenshot, just for you Anon.

>>35399253
If I paid tax I'd be mad.

>>35399253
To clarify, I'm not the same anon you have been arguing/conversing with. Just recently saw that and realised i can get it. kek

>age
25
>sex
M
>location
Brisbane, southside
>contact info
kik: rhythmicism
>general chat
Finally went to the doctor last week about my depression/social phobia. Went again today and got my meds increased and got referred to a psychologist.
I really want friends I can go to movies/play vidya with.

>>35399198
Yeah sure!
Umm if you wanna swap emails or something mine is [email protected]

>>35399351
firing off an email

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>>35398402
>age
23
>sex
M
>location
Adelaide
>contact info
nah
>general chat
tfw no adelaide gf

at least i have decent-ish internet so i can watch streams

>>35398538
yeah...you're not. :^)
2614 here

>>35399450
another one from SA
what's up?

>>35399627
slowly dying in an original way

>>35399253
god i wish that was me, i only get like $420 a fortnight as i'm at home and only 20. at 21 the rates go up

>>35399710
I know that feel anon.
Got much planned for the rest of the week?

>>35399793
mostly league of legends and drinking

>>35399812
That doesn't sound too awful.
I don't know what I'll do.

>live in sunny Oz
>millions of acres of untouched countryside
>Beaches and beer and banter

>Australian """"""robots"""""""

>>35399860
Most of the countryside is dry, inhospitable, desert-tier land. That which isn't is privately owned or is owned by the government.

Beaches are only good if you're with friends or family. If you're alone then people will assume you are a creep.

Banter is the worst thing ever invented by mankind.

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>>35398402

>Mfw the fat short emo kid at my job agency is up my ass about getting a job even though I told him I'm waiting for my security license so I can get a job

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How do we encourage more Aussie girls to date and fuck African men?

>>35399910
All land in Australia is either privately owned or owned by the government.

>>35400027
australian girls know that niggers are just wild apes the only kind of aussie girl you'll get is one blown out of her mind on drugs

>>35400092
That's not true. I have seen many pretty Aussie girls with black men. In fact I know a couple different girls dating black men and they are well adjusted and do not use drugs.

But even if it were true that Australian girls "knew niggers are just wild apes", that would probably make them lust for them more, not less. Women are turned on by dominance.