advanced robot feels thread

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>In love with a woman
>She has a kid older than me and has been married for 28 years

>>35397651
Prostitute? Got your bp pounded? Explain yourself normie

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>>35397701
i sodomized a mentally ill trap
i'm just regretting my whole life and the society that enabled this, i hope they publicly execute me as an example on the day of the fucking rope

>>35397682
Gross bro find someone younger.
You deserve better.

>>35397777
Meh at least you made a trap very happy. You're doing better than most bots here, plus you got quads.

>>35397777
You do know that losing your virginity means piv sex, right?

>>35397651
>robot
>not a virgin
I figured being a virgin was one of the basic requirements here.

>asked oneitis out
>she said yes
>don't know if she actually meant it
>no plans were made
Can I fucking die yet

So who here is REALLY not virgin? For that, you have to

> have sex with a woman
> who has sex with you willingly
> not paid to her (directly at least)
> and without condom, that means she is willing to take to risk getting an infection or take the pill instead

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>>35397777
fuggen

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>>35397651
>get gf
>She's legitimately crazy and constantly tells me how she'll kill herself if I leave her

>>35397788
>robots deserving anything
lol we're the lowest on the totempole you imbecille.

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>>35397821
>>35397855
so on top of being a fucking faggot i'm still a virgin?

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>>35397651
>bullied in elementary and high school
>desperately wanted attention and acceptance from the cool kids who bullied me
>somehow grow up to be a good looking adult
>still a fucking autistic schizo loser
>alpha Stacey notices me at a party
>she's just like the people who would've ridiculed and victimized me as a kid
> we start dating and I'm desperate for her to appease my earlier life
>she uses me, takes all my money, I'm basically her uber, she screams at me, insults everything about me
>too beta to break up with her and don't want to fail with being accepted by someone like her again
>she punches me in the face one night drunk and breaks my nose
>finally kick her out
>lost all my money, self esteem, nose bleeds randomly now whenever I get upset or overheat
>lost my house
> can't sleep
>had psychotic break
>now homeless

Obviously I'm culpable for my own mess for getting involved with someone like that but now I'm a shellshocked husk of myself.

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>>35397824
>oneitis lives in another city
>go see her occasionally
>finally ask her out
>she says yes
>go back to my home
>she texts me the next day and says you know what we shouldn't do this and cuts contact
That was the last time I had a girl I considered a friend and it was a long time ago.

>>35397701
Sit down and let's talk about those quads that almost went unchecked.

>>35397978
Don't worry I'm too despite fucking like 20 whores. It's just not the same.

>>35397987
That escalated far more quickly than it should have by the end. You ok anon?

>>35398063
Thanks for your concern anon. But essentially yes I'm ok. A little shellshocked but on balance I am fine. Even if homeless now, I'm keeping my wits about me and medicated.

>>35397777
>>35397651
Greentext in graphic detail

>>35397855
>The risk of getting an infection
What?

I'm not a virgin, and I've never heard of getting girls infected with dongs.
Take a shower, man

>>35398588
What do you think STDs actually are?

>>35398612
Not my problem, lol

>>35397960
YOU are the lowest on the totempole you disgusting scum.

>>35397651
What the fuck happened to animation in Naruto in that season? I had to drop the show because the animation was so disgusting.

>>35397777
Ha! Gaaaaaaaaay

Originalus

>live good life together with curvy, smart, kind and faithful gf
>want to break up with her and travel to a monastery to meditate
My feels are ascending the material realm

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>>35398007
More or less exact same thing happened to me.

>Oneitis lives in another city
>Known her since school, 15+ years
>Visit her and another friend there occasionally
>Too beta to ever say anything to her
>Go out on the town and get real drunk with her one weekend
>She says shes always had feelings for me and she still wishes I'd say something to her
>Fuck like rabbits the rest of the weekend
>Go home the following week
>Friday night skype call
>"I think we should leave things with that weekend"

I mean, yeah, I completely lost my mind the following week and all that, but come on.