Cleaning cums out of my stomach hair is a pain, any suggestions?

get a boy to lap it up

>>35394262
lay down some tissues

Find a sasquatch mate

Keep a tissue nearby and wrap it around your cock as you cum

Or put a paper towel in hot water and wrap it around your cock and FAP like that

I just plunge my dick into a bucket of sand when I'm about to cum.

>>35394262
jack off underhanded

>>35394282
barafags gtfo this is a fem board

>>35394332
Hahaha wtf am I reading rn

>>35394296
Liking this idea best. They should make tissue ponchos.

>>35394318
>wrap it around your cock as you cum
this desu I don't understand why you would just cum on yourself disgusting tbqhwy.

>>35394262
>Small dick
>Fat
>Hairy body
You are a true robot sir.

make this your theme song because it's true about you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGtpdT-FIwY

>>35394262
>any suggestions?

Shave.

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>>35394419
>>35394432
F-FIVE INCHES ISN'T THAT SMALL

>>35394262
vacuum (or should I say vaCUM, hahahahah) cleaner

>>35394262
shave a target system onto your stomach so you get points depending on where your cum lands, aim for the bullseye

if you dribble you gotta eat it like a filthy animal

>>35394491
Now I'm wondering if anyone has ever done this.

>>35394262
jerk into some tissues like a normal human being?????

jesus christ, if you actually cum onto your stomach and then complain that it makes a mess then you are seriously autistic.

>>35394282
First post is right again. Find a robot boy to lick it off of your belly, OP.

>>35394262

I just take a shower afterwards

I just point my cock at the carpet at the base of my chair when I ejaculate, been doing that for 5 years, is that normal?

>>35394262
ew gross, fucking shave. Nobody likes gorillas anymore

I'll clean it with me feet OHPEE

just jack off underhanded like anon said, like with your dick pointing down towards the thigh, it'll feel better thay way too

>>35394553

lying on my back and cumming feels better to me personally

>>35394296
Was going to say this. It's what I do.

>>35394318
That's not comfortable, tissues on my cock ruin my orgasm.

>>35394594
This desu, especially if you walk your legs up the wall. Makes the cum go straight on your chest though.

Who else /weakshot/ here? Mine gets barely any range and just ends up in my pubes. I jack off about twice a day. If I hold off and wait a few days I can get some good range but it's hard to resist that long.

I jack off through a soft blanket. Just grab my dick through it and cum right into it. No problem.

>>35394629
OP here, distance is the only thing I have going for me. That was my third fap today so it wasn't anything impressive, but my record is about seven feet.

I just put a towel on my stomach and cum on it.

>>35394629
I can only shoot when my dick is wrapped. Cum looks like water lately. I must be losing sperm count as I get older.

>>35394262
Use a wet towel lmao

I lay a long strip of tp or napkins on stomach and cum onto it and fold it when done. That way I can cum uninterrupted directly onto the tissues while still looking at my pornography.

>>35394262
Try cumming on something else besides your stomach

Ugh you fat piece of shit. People like you disgust me. Can we turn this into a fat hate thread.

>>35394262
Just shave anon

>>35394262
Get somebody to lick it off for your tbqh