How does one just "stop" masturbating?

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>>35393425
you dont, when i stop i go cummies in my sleep after 4 days

>>35393462
Is there any way out of this nightmare?

>>35393425
>ywn get that 1hr/day of masturbating back

people who say "become a monk" or w/e are full of shit
monks and whatever don't have any special powers, I bet they jack off in secret and eat the cum so no1 knows
sum1 needs to tell those monks and preists to get real jobs

>>35393425
>tfw I had sex once or twice through some miracle of the cosmic order
>now masturbation is never enough to tide me over permanently
>if I go without sex for a couple of months, I basically start humping furniture

I just had to go and break the seal, didn't I? I should have just stayed a virgin. I thought dying without eer having known the touch of a woman was the worst fate that could befall a man, but to have experienced that touch through sheer luck only to eventually discover that you'll just revert to being undesirable afterwards is a sentence I wouldn't wish on my greatest enemy.