If I go to brazil will I be able to get me some bunda?

>>35391803
Brazil can be dangerous place unless you have friends their i suggest you best avoid Brazil.

>>35391803
you are going to get aids, and your head chopped off

>>35391803
God look at that big thick brown cock. She's fucking loving it.

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No, Portuguese pussy is for bbc only

>>35391803
You are going to get raped by a 17 year old trap.
My city is full of foreigners who fell for the trap gf meme

>>35392177
Are you from bundaland? How is it?

>>35391803
Don't go to Brazil you retard, go to Portugal or Spain.

>>35392231
It depends. It's pretty degenerate if that is your thing. I know a guy from Sweden who comes here only to smoke weed.

>>35392251
Also this. In terms of a better experience, go to Portugal. You don't wanna end up in one of the rape vans here.

>>35392311

the fuck why doesnt he go to holland

>>35392377
Because here he is like a famous person, can basically fuck any girl he wants, most people will treat like a prince for simply being a "rich" foreigner.

>>35392251
>>35392336
But how easy are the women there?

>>35392549
If you're a foreigner? ezpz

If you are local, pray hope you are some lip bastard with 100+ Charisma

>>35392608
What if you are a white latin american?

I look spanish/portuguese, but I am short 1.72m

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Don't. I live in Brazil and it is literally normie central. You will probably never be able to talk to anyone unless you go to a fucking party and find a girl blacked out. If you don't smell like normiedom you will be despised by all or laughed at by pic related

>>35392672
>but I am short 1.72m
heh
height shouldn't worry you when most people here are manlets. I'm 1.80m and getting inside a bus makes me feel huge.

The appearance doesn't really matter. People can tell locals from not-locals and immediately get curious, not only here but almost everywhere you go.

>>35392733
at least everyone is really short, so even 5'7 manlets are taller than most women

>>35392745
Hmm
I might fall for the gostosa dancando funk and the trap memes someday
I wish we had girls dancando funk in Costa Rica

>>35392733
Pareces como un jibaro

>>35392778
Just don't complain later about being raped and robbed.

>>35392832
>Just don't complain later about being raped and robbed.
Does that happens on the south?

/pol/ told me that south brazil is literally Europe

>>35392870
Yeah it doesn't happen as often BUT there are no gostosas sitting their bundas on your face down there so you have to balance that out

>>35392778
>gostosa dancando funk
my sides

>>35391803
come with some money to show you're loaded and don't be a pusy ass tourist because we are scammers and we will trick you into robbing all you have and raping you then. brazilian bitches are the biggest whores in the universe.

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>>35392937
Man I have fapped so many times to garota no funk wathever that means

>>35392992
what do you think about the music in these videos? give your honest opinion.

>>35391803
post sauce op or else

>>35393007
It's pure shit, but I only care about bunda

Tu ta tu tu ta tsch ta tu tu ta

>>35392992
Foreigners have such a shitty taste for music.
Holy shit

>>35393044
>implying I masturbate to the music
I don't even have the sound on when I masturbate

>>35393025
Same, I wanna know sauce so I can fap

>>35393039
>Tu ta tu tu ta tsch ta tu tu ta
HAHAHAHAHA.

>>35393081
found it enjoy

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55eac6079c542

>>35393103
Thanks, bro, what would I do without you?

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>>35393103
top motherfucking keks when tv "SPARTANN WHATS YOUR PROFESSIONNN.... AWOOOO!"