Mummy found the smegma vortex
>>35391478
>Tfw SWAT team found the cum gutters.
>Haven't come out in 3 days. I fear the worst.
Is this gonna increase my sentencing?
>dad got lost in the ass hair maze
he's never gonna forgive me for this one
>mother discovered the cum cauldron
This isn't good.
>Nana found the fetus sinkhole
How do I explain my way out of this one?
>grandpa tripped over the shitshark and fell down the stairs
serves him right
>sister made the menstruation puddle
>dog found the quantum ejaculation accelerator
I have to get him out of it before he gets trapped in the cum dimension
>mom found the virtual tentacle rape simulator
>op makes the same hourly thread again
>>35391478
ok i fucking lost it.
mum found the pooper scooper
what ever shall i do?
>Dad found the Penis Particle
Im done for
>Father fingered the fatal fetal fupa
What do
dad experienced the vulgar object
i'm toast
>>35391478
WHAT IN GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IS A SMEGMA VORTEX
SOMEONE MAKE A VISUAL REPRESENTATION
Genetically related clansman verb the adjective specific object of penis origin
I am in a negative situation
>penis found mommy's junk trunk
>>35391478
>dad found the stiff towel
>sister found the testicle bleeding experiments
If only she didn't open that door
>>35391478
>cia found the cumshot compilation
>sis blew on the diarrhea didgeridoo
uh oh
>soviet police found the fursuit hovel
cyka blyat
>>35392298
It's probably the same singular faggot that posts the banana image in all the ylyl threads on that other board...
>I found that I'm not happy with my wife and I'm not doing anything but wasting time instead of fixing it
>I also found this is because I'm stuck in the turbomonster semen disposal unit 2
>mom found the makeshift portal to the cum dimension behind the shit statues
Shes been gone for 14 hours now I'm getting really worried
>>35392519
I feel like "diarrhea didgeridoo" deserves to be a real euphemism for something.
>Papa found the Morty Juice
i gotta find a better hiding place for it
>>35392533
oh boy this one made me laugh pretty heartily
on an unrelated note: did you notice all those threads someone was starting about enjoying beating up women. Then like a week after it stopped Russia legalized that sort of thing.
>Papa played with the pee pee project
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DOOOOOOO?
>Father found the excrement receptacle.
Oh dear.
>Auntie found the queef compressor.
The noise hasn't stopped for days.
>cousin found the prostate puncher
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35392298
>same hourly thread
I have literally never posted anything like this before and why are you complaining? These threads are gold and are partially a creative outlet of absolute fucking garbage
>MOM FOUND THE BUTT BANANA
>Pedophile uncle found the ona hole hamster
Please dont let him touch mw again /r9k/
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Thanks for using this meme correctly unlike these fags listed above. have a (You) for your service.
>>35394293
I said butt banana because i just savagly squished a banana with my asshole repeatedly till i came super hard
Say what you will about the state of this place, but i absolutely love how the memes evolve around here from being understandable to completely surreal disgusting nonsense, you gave me a real giggle op