>tfw the Bananatwink has a gf before YOU

>no tits
>Manly face

Yup, he's hiding something

>>35391397
Look at that cunt's face.
She thinks she's so and so because she has a rich British BF.
I wanna smash her head through a table and fuck the corpse. See who's powerful now bitch.

I'd rape them both

That's just Ellen Degeneres' lost cousin. No fucking way that is a male.

>>35391397
I had my first girlfriend in 2000. I'm married now.

Reminder that bishounenmode is the ideal male body.

>>35391930
tell that to my balding dome