Hug your sibling

>>35391334
I love that this picture is our inside joke/meme now

wow last thread went from 400 to 500 fast AF!

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>>35391693
quiet fag!

stop handing out our secrets!

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>>35391693

Who is 'our'?

>>35391693
Eventually Beargguy's sister will see it posted somewhere else

>>35391334
>>35391693
This is Bearguy's sister's drawing, right? Pretty good.

>>35391734
law/polsci students who make up 90% of the posters in these threads

>>35391782
The fuck? I thought this was /r9k/. Where are all the NEETs?

>>35392134
in the fembot/trap threads, I guess.

>>35392162
I guess it's better to ask than to just wonder what it's all about. You need to have a more laid back attitude. Don't assume the worst, it's not gonna come crashing down on you all of a sudden. Just think "it's gonna be fine". Unless God himself decides to shit on you, that's more likely than not how it's gonna be. People blow the tiniest shit out of proportion all the time, there's no need to overthink something that's really quite simple.

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Well whoever kept saying Em has a cuck fetish can shut up after tonight.

>Go to dumb friend's house
>No real agenda, the intention was just to hang out
>As usual, Em's dumb friends feel the need to drink in order to enjoy themselves
>Emfriend was more than a little tipsy
>Out of fucking nowhere, she's sitting on my lap and staring at my face
>After studying me for way too long, she declares that my nose is weird and boops it with her nose
>I don't know where Em was before this, but I guess she thought her friend kissed me and gave her a big fucking shove off my lap
>I was scared a fight was gonna start, but Emfriend apparently found something hilarious on the ground and was just giggling
>We caught a few people's attention, Em tried to make it seem like she was just goofing off, but she was mad
>She made some excuse about having work tomorrow and dragged me out to the car
>I quickly explained what happened, Em calmed down and said she felt silly
>E: But still, don't fucking let drunkards have their way with you :P
>P: She didn't do anything
>E: The bitch wanted to
>P: Don't be mean
>E: Don't be so nice :P
>Went home, got milkshakes on the way
>Had a weirdly clingy and make-outy version of our usual shower together
>Just been chilling since

So yeah, that happened. I think I'm gonna try to go to sleep early.

>>35391760
She knows of 4chan, but I doubt she browses any board. I'm safe.
>>35392380
I think an attitude adjustment would be best. Shouldn't even stop at the attitude either. Things are going fine, besides us feeling a bit alone in all of this. I shouldn't worry too much.

But seriously, do I really come off as dense?

>>35392558
Yeah Brendan. You really do. No exaggeration

>>35392550
Jelly Em a cute!
>Emfriend apparently found something hilarious on the ground and was just giggling
Was is autism, alcohol, drugs or all of them?

>>35392720
Well she's not a druggy and she doesn't seem autistic, I'll hope and assume it was just the booze.

I'm just glad Em doesn't cackle when she's drunk.

>>35392550
>that feel when no possessive sister-wife
Why live?

>have effeminate step brother
>grew up closer than any of my other blood related siblings
>same taste in vidya, anime, hobbies, studies, and everything else I can think of
>used to be very cuddly and touchy when we were little. Even had slept in the same bed, since our family was poor and there were a lot of kids
Fast forward to present
>He is now a she
>8 or 9/10 even by robot standards
>still every bit as close as we ever were
>recently she's too flirty for it to be my imagination
>wears a towel after a shower and hangs around me for what seems like an hour everytime
>has fallen asleep in my bed multiple times when we drink
>literally watched Oreimo with me on a "dare" from our friend (I don't think there was ever a dare)

I don't know if I could handle the shame of fucking both my sibling and a trap all in the same stroke. Why the fuck can't I just have a normal degenerate relationship my sister instead of this ticket to hell?

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>>35393166
>He is now a she
>sibling and a trap
>normal degenerate relationship

>>35393166
just do it.

its gonna make you happy and that's good enough for us.

straya cunts playing the I'm not bumping game eh?

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>>35394283
i just realized that it was on page 10.

get to work and bump fags!.

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Night time butthole pleasures bump

Bump for anal guys' degeneracy

Eurobump

>>35393166
Do it if you think it feels right, I'm sure it'll make her happy

>>35393166
Double degeneracy = double fun

I wonder what Little Brother Lover is up to

>>35397081
I don't know what she's doing, but I'm bumping

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Not much anything going on this evening huh? Anyways, just gonna drop this here:

>final exams just finished this morning
>decided to drop by convenience store for a quick snack bought a steamed meat bun
>suddenly lose appetite for no apparent reason
>guess I'm not hungry after all didn't eat anything aside from some cookies I brought with me on my way to school
>tell the female cashier I'll have it as take-out instead
>go home immediately
>it's still warm in my hand by the time I enter the house family dog immediately tries to jump for the plastic moments after I entered
>imouto sees the plastic wrapped around the bun and asks what I'm holding
>about tell her it's a meat bun but she suddenly grabbed the plastic and muttered an "oh ok"
>she proceeds to bite a chunk off before asking me for whom it is
>"Well, I meant to eat that as a snack after getting here but since you're wolfing it down, might as well just give it to you."
>she gives me nod then returns her attention to the meat bun
>family dog crawls on her lap, trying to reach for the bun to no avail, poor mutt
>jokingly tell imouto to share some to the dog
>"okay, I'll give half of the bun"
>she immediately bites the bun into half a piece and gives me the remaining piece
>deciding on whether to accept it or reject the offer at that moment
>take it anyways
>"uh thanks"
>"you're welcome" she replies back

Aside from me trying to offer the piece to our mother, who rejected my offer, and later sharing it with our dog instead, nothing much happened after that.

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>>35394646
>I've got a step sister but our parents have been together since she was 5 and I was 12. as the years went by we eventually learned to treat each other like actual family, you know how that goes. she's in high school now and I see her rarely because she does a back n forth with er birth mother. she has gotten... flirty lately and I can't say I haven't thought about it.

One of us?

Well my sister is home from uni for the first time in a few months and already suspicious of why I'm so affectionate.

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>>35398045
>rejecting your imouto's indirect kissu

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>>35393166
>>literally watched Oreimo with me on a "dare" from our friend (I don't think there was ever a dare)

Great, now watch Himegoto with your imouto (male) next.

>>35393166
>He is now a she.
No, he has a mental disability

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_A7hG-Iy8w Prepare to get fart on!!!!

>>35391334
Fembot here.
I hugged my brother. He shoved me and screamed "go away"

....ok

>>35399422
What are your ages? originaru

>>35398045
I don't think I've seen you post before, can I get a summary of your story?

>Older sister lives across the country and we haven't talked in 7 years
>Older brother is gay and didn't want a hug because "It would be awkward"

I don't even have a dakimakura to hug to take some of the feels away.

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>>35399422
>I hugged my brother. He shoved me and screamed "go away"

Punished Imouto.
A sister deprived of her hugs.

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>>35398494
I guess I wasn't clear with that one. I did take a bite out of the bun since I was hungry af and didn't mind that her mouth had touched the side I was biting out of, though I tried sharing some with my mother and later our family dog.

>>35399516
Well, there's nothing much I could give you anon, aside from the fact that I fugged my cousin last december with whom I have mixed feelings for and that I have a semi neutral/fragile relationship with my imouto and otoutos. I only post here once in a while either to bump the thread or give little updates with my imouto and/or cousin. Other than that I just lurk around.

>tfw no sister to give me hugs

I'll hug you and pretend you're my sister if you want

; _ ;

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Good morning! Heres a buttsecks bupsu

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pic related is half-sister

I hugged her and told her I loved her then she sucked my cock again

It still fucking haunts me that she will be a Stacy because she has very good facial development.... FUCK

>my sister is starting to talk to a guy

Apparently he's quite the guy, according to her friend. She tried to act like he was nothing special but he has a good resume. Maybe he'll occupy her some.

>>35401133
I wouldn't bet on it, she's probably trying to distract herself from her love for you. She's not giving up anytime soon, if ever at all.

>>35393166
She's obviously into you
You get along
She likes spending time with you
And is clearly attracted to you.

Count your lucky stars and fuck her brains out, dummy.

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Butthole pleasures should be shared. Make it happen

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Just think what could have been.

Damn April fool's

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>>35402079
>mfw last week girlfriend admits she enjoys anal masturbation and wants to try anal sex for the first time with me

too bad she's sick as fuck today and we probobly wont be able to sleep together until later next week. any advice on anal bros? she's experimented with it "more than a few times" before but its something new for both of us and i dont know much besides taking it slow and lots of lube.

>>35402811
The type of lube can matter. Cheap water based lubes like ky and astroglide aren't ideal because the moisture evaporates in the middle of the act. A quality water based lube will last much longer. Oil based lubes are better, with coconut oil being a very inexpensive choice. Oil based will destroy latex though, so be aware of it. Silicone based lubes are out there too. I've never used them, so I cannot comment on them.

Foreplay is hugely helpful. Going slow is obvious, but playing with the hole is important too. I loosens them up and gets them ready for something larger.

Spooning anal sex tends to be less painful than doggie. Less penetration and easier to control. This is not for every person, so YMMV

Last: if at any point it hurts too much, stop. Don't try to fuck through it, or wait for it to stop. If its more than just uncomfortable, you can potentially cause real damage. Communication is key

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>>35401133
>Maybe he'll occupy her some.

Just make sure you continue to make her understand that she is loved and cared for. Give her lots of hugs.

>>35401133
>according to her friend
But did she say anything?

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>>35402494
Is the baconator really the best girl?

>>35403989
Tell her to call you baby
And lick her butt already

>>35403989
Hanako reminds me of Lucy. Didn't like her route for the same reason: Hisao tries too hard to white knight her in it, just like the guys here tend to with Lucy

>>35401133
You said you won't lay your hands on her because you're her elder and she's only 15, but now you're letting an (presumably) older guy take her?
Remember when she comes home crying with her clothes torn and semen and blood dripping out of her vagina that you could've prevented this

>>35401181
I'm just hoping that this will make her realize to some extent that there are other guys out there.

>>35403418
I love my sister, I don't know if it seems like I don't because someone always tells me to make sure she knows.

>>35403893
You mean about the guy? That's a pretty loosly written question that could mean multiple things.

>>35404085
Mate, the guy's a sophomore in high school. We're talking about a kid, not a grown ass man.

>>35401133
>>my sister is starting to talk to a guy
Oh no, that's not good. She's just trying to make you jealous.

>>35404235
Sorry I didn't slap my name on.

>>35404241
Maybe, I'm fine as long as clothes stay on and hands stay off.

>>35404235
Yeah, about the guy. >>35404241 probably has the right idea.
>that there are other guys out there
Sure, but not for her.

>>35404400
Apparently he's a really solid dude. On the baseball team, good student, goes to church. He's just a nice kid. He's supposed to be kind of soft spoken and more intentional with his words. She said he was good looking too, dark hair, taller, decent shape. I guess in terms of a 15 year old.

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>>35391334
I cannot. I am deployed in Kuwait right now.

>>35404487
Text them and tell them you love them

>>35404475
>He's supposed to be kind of soft spoken and more intentional with his words
What?
But still, and again, comparisons. Solid? That's great, for him. But compared to you, as far as she's concerned? Face it, nobody is ever gonna have a chance.

>>35404564
He's quieter and not like a typical loud douchebag. Those were her words, I thought soft spoken and intentional would be a better way to describe it. But a good guy with hopefully a healthy family and a good hobby and passion in baseball is the direction I want her to look right now.

>>35404475
>She said
Who? Your sister or her friend?

>>35404608
Alright, if this is just infatuation, it'll pass. Sure, probably. But are you sure you're not considering that she's smarter that you think she is, and that she knows what she's saying, and aren't just looking at her the way you are just because of her age and the way your relationship has been so far? If you're not correct on this, and she does love you, you know that you can't just flip a switch to make it all go away, right?
>is the direction I want her to look right now
And have you asked her what she wants? Don't discount what she says because you don't think whatever she says is actually true, for whatever reason. Didn't you describe her as very smart?

My imouto gave me a noogie!

>>35404645
Her friend. My sister tried to play it off the whole time. She was obviously blushing and a little embarrassed about the whole thing.

>>35404793
I'm like her dad now, my job is to make sure that she has as close to a normal and healthy life as I can give her.

But yeah, she's really smart. Probably a decent bit smarter than I am. The way she can just abuse school work and digest it with ease is pretty unreal.

>>35404910
Give her one back and kiss her on the cheek

>>35404974
>She was obviously blushing and a little embarrassed about the whole thing.
No! It wasn't supposed to be like this, she was supposed to win you over.

>>35404974
>I'm like her dad now
>like
So yeah, she's basically Laura now, is that it?
But you're still her brother, and that's not gonna change. You also shouldn't assume that normal = good. But I get what you're saying.
Okay, can you truthfully tell me that you've never even considered being in a relationship and all that with her, and that has never even been an option?

>>35405085
She's supposed to be a normal and healthy girl.

>>35405108
Being "in a relationship" isn't an option. She's a teenage girl and I'm her brother trying to take care of her.

>>35405370
What better way to take care of her than to be her boyfriend?

>>35405370
Imouto Cuddler said he'd never touch her sister and now she's pregnant

>>35405468
Whoa now, that's too fast. We want him to return her feelings, not be on 16 and pregnant.

>>35405370
I guess that's it then. You should screencap your post. Then you can post it when someone tells you to fuck her or something so you can show them it was never an option.

>>35405468
Did he? He never seemed averse to the idea.
>>35405504
IC's sister was 16, right? Nobody's telling HSG to impregnate her either.

>wanted to respond but get hit with a barrage of calls

>>35404045
She goes through loads of nicknames on a daily basis. Baby has been dropped before though. Also, why is it always the butt?

>>35391334 (OP)
Hugged my sister. She asked if everything was okay.

She's a fucking gem.

>>35405577
Witnessed.
>why is it always the butt
That's because butts are better than tits.

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>>35405577
Honestly Brendan, given your prior physical attempts with shoving her tits, and gagging her on your fingers, it might actually be safer for all parties involved if you stay well away from her asshole

>>35405577
Have her call you baby in front of your parents.
And butts are great, you need to experience the pleasure of them soon.

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Just imagine. This could have been real right now

>>35405646
Never really wanted to do anything like that, but I guess you're right. I'm surprised you remember everything.
>>35405666
Nah, but she has called me that in front of them before.

>>35406217
I know many things, Brendan

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my sister is "genderfluid" and gets very touchy about physical contact

>>35406217
Not call you "a baby"
And we'll never forget how awkward you are

>>35406259
Hug her and tell her you love her anyway

>>35406281
>Hug her and tell her you love her anyway
i will do it tomorrow, parents are around atm and i get embarrassed

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>>35405577
>Also, why is it always the butt?

Because we have too many butt-fixated pervert onii-chans here.

Well we have a new development. This guy, who is a nice guy, is basically me. I'll throw out a little greentext for you guys. It will make it easier to explain.

>drive to my sister's school to pick her up
>she hobbles over with a guy
>make the connection pretty quickly that this was the guy from earlier
>she asked me to bring a notebook she left at home to share notes with a friend
>guess this is what she was talking about
>I get out of the car and hand her the notebook
>I give him a quick check up and down, not to size him up, just kind of checking the goods for my sister
>as she's trying to find the page she wants she introduces us
>he's actually noticeably soft spoken, a really gentle voice
>we shake hands and it was firm but not too much
>not bad so far
>he asks me about baseball because my sister told him that I played in high school
>as we're having standard small talk I realized something
>He's me.
>He is as close as you can get to me in the body of a 15 year old boy.
>She seriously just went and found as close to me as she could get.
>similar build, similar face, similar voice, similar attitude

Well, this is an interesting direction. I'm not upset, he seems like a good kid. It's just interesting.

>>35407570
I told you, bro. I told you.

>>35407570
She'll realize within a few weeks that it's not enough. She wants YOU

>>35407666
This. She's gonna wake you up with a blowjob. Mark my words

>>35407666
It truly is something when even Satan is right.

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>>35407570
BLASPHEMY

originallley

>>35407734
>>35407666

Satan cannot be wrong if he invokes The Trips

Don't panic guys, she says that they're only talking and that it's not a big deal. He's just a nice guy that she likes talking to some. That and now that her confidence is rapidly growing she's probably realizing that she's basically a model and that every guy would love to be around her. So she's opening up a little. Even if nothing happens it's good that she isn't just shut off to everyone but her bestfriend now.

>>35407912
Nobody is panicking, but do you really think the fact that she introduced you to the guy who is basically you 5 years younger means nothing? Do you think it's a coincidence?

>>35407912
>she's probably realizing that she's basically a model and that every guy would love to be around her
Don't let her turn into a roastie or I'll REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE at you

>>35407912
We're not panicking, we know she'll never be attracted to anyone that isn't you.

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>>35407666
The glorious Satan has spoken! Your sister will wake you up with a blojob and when you go to push her away youll reliaze your hands are bound.

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>H: I actually have two tattoos
>P: Didn't you say you regretted the first one?
>H: I didn't at the time!
>P: So what's the other one?
>H: It's another heart, just a regular one
>P: What's with you and hearts?
>H: I don't know, wanna see it?
>P: Where is it?
>H: It's like, right under my boobs
>P: I think we'll both get fired if you take your shirt off
>H: I'm just gonna roll it up!
>P: Please don't, I believe you
>H: Fiiiiine

White women are a mysterious creature.

Also butts are nice, and I hope HSG makes the right call when it comes to what both he and his little sister want.

>>35408103
Have her show it to you in private.
Did you talk in more detail with Emma about her shoving her friend off of you?

>>35408103
You mentioned something about piercings and your sister a long while back, what was that about? HS knows exactly what she wants, it's only HSG who doesn't.

>>35391334
>Have a younger brother
>I'm Danny Devito to his Arnold Schwarzenneger
No way Jose. He gets an awkward forearm bump instead.

>>35408155
I'm not sure I want her removing clothes in a private setting.

>Did you talk in more detail with Emma about her shoving her friend off of you?
Not really, Em called her friend to apologize this morning, Emfriend apparently said she barely remembers any of it but she's sorry for making Em jealous. So everything's cool on that front I guess.

>>35408163
The short version is that she used to be way into the idea of piercings and wanted a ton of them, then she got one on the top of her ear and realized she doesn't actually like them that much. Then there's the nipple thing, tl;dr she thought nipple piercings would help her inverted nipples somehow and wanted those for a while.

>>35408225
Which Danny Devito? Taxi Danny or Sunny Danny? This is very important.

>>35408351
Does she still have her ear pierced or did it heal up?
Lick her pussy clean after she uses the bathroom when she gets home

>>35408417
Maybe he means penguin danny

>>35408417
Danny Devito from Twins.

>>35408438
It's still there, she puts a jeweled stud type thing in there occasionally. I don't hate it, at least it's not a gauge.

I'll consider it.

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>>35408460
>Twins
Thanks for that laugh. I don't know, being Danny doesn't seem that bad. Hopefully that awkward forearm bump turns into a cool one.

And Pat, get a tattoo of best girl.

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>>35408553
Did someone say best girl?

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>>35408553
I don't think Em would appreciate me getting an anime lady tattoo, let alone one with hair shaped like a penis head.

>>35408553
Yeah he's a cool guy. We watch each other's backs like Riggs and Murtaugh.
Btw is there an archive for this thread. You and the other guys' greentext seems pretty chill.
Also I wanted to use Chris Farley but I don't know what buddy films he's been in.

>>35408670
There's not a dedicated archive yet but if you search "imouto" and "sister" you'll find most of the threads. These ones started around november

>>35408762
Cool, thanks man. Also this is a more accurate depiction of me and my brother.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-4mBbTUDq0
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm Jack or Heat Vision.

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>>35408638
There are choices, but I get you.
>>35408601
Stop that.
>>35408835
I wasnt even expectng a bike, but that was good. Hope things keep well for you and your brother.

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>A mom-son doujin in which the mom doesn't know what sex is

I guess now I've seen everything.

I know I got all weird about looking at older sister hentai before, but this is fine, as I don't want to fuck my mother. Don't question my morals.

>>35408911
So you admit you want to fuck your older sister

>>35408911
>cheating
Shame on you.

>>35409002
I must've admitted it before now. Maybe I didn't say it so blatantly, but there you go.

No, it's still not going to happen.

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>>35408911
you think she will ever realize you were never lying about having a girlfriend that worked at a restaurant but the only one that fit the bill was your sister?

what if she straight up asks you out?

Would Em have to choke a bitch?

>>35409172

H im talking about H.

>>35409085
>>35409172
>>35409194
What if H blackmails you into having sex with her? Or even putting a baby inside of her?

>>35406304
>parents are around atm and i get embarrassed
>"ANON LOVES HIS SISTER, ANON LOVES HIS SISTER"
>"ANON AND HIS SISTER SITTING IN A TREE"

>>35409172
I wouldn't be surprised if she already knows I used my sister as the basis for the lie. I doubt she would immediately be able to connect the dots though.

If she asked me out I would say no, pretty simple.

>>35409260
Then I suppose I'd be forced to do it, unless the blackmail was something silly or inconsequential.

>>35409064
>Feel guilty about looking at big sister hentai
>"Nah dude everything's fine"
>Don't feel guilty about looking at mom hentai
>"Dude why you cheating"

>>35409416
Pat if I were you I'd be as nice to H as possible while also letting her know you're not interested in her. If she finds out about you and Emma, she could ruin your lives. She could blackmail you into sex until she's pregnant, then expose you and Emma, resulting in both of you being fired, then file rape charges on you, ending up with you in prison because the system is fucked, and then she'll be collecting child support from you while Emma ends up in a psych ward.

Also looking at porn isn't cheating.

>>35409416
Nah, I was talking about the cheating tag.

>>35409477
I don't think she's nuts enough to go through all that. Still, I don't plan on telling her about me and Em or anything. And I'm already trying to be as nice as possible.

>>35409514
Oh, right. I dunno, it's unavoidable when it comes to mom-son stuff. And the mom doesn't even know she's cheating so it's fine.

>>35409621
>it's unavoidable when it comes to mom-son stuff
No it isn't.
>And the mom doesn't even know she's cheating so it's fine
And no it isn't. Just because you don't know fire is hot doesn't mean it can't burn you.

>>35409621
Maybe you should make H your girlfriend

>>35409654
I dunno, I don't feel the need to take a one-shot fapbait manga so seriously. It's not like they're emphasizing the cheating for the people who get off to that stuff. Also anime mothers are allowed access to their sons at all times, everyone knows this.

>>35409696
I like my current girlfriend though.

>>35409814
You don't have a girlfriend, you have a sister/wife

>>35409843
Well, she's close enough, even though she doesn't like calling me her boyfriend for some reason. Also we're not married yet.

>>35407570
>Rejecting your imouto so much, she ends up with some cheap knock off.

>>35409814
Would you take it more seriously if it wasn't anime, or a oneshot manga? Defending degeneracy in any form is not good.

>>35409951
>Also we're not married yet
Not legally, but if you ask her she'd probably say you're husband and wife

>>35409952
>cheap
You're making him sound expensive, it's obvious that calling her onii-chan priceless wouldn't come close to what he actually is.

>>35409958
Like if it was a random mom-son porno? No, I wouldn't take it more seriously, because porn isn't serious.

>>35409973
I mean whenever we talk about "what we are", she always just insists we're "very close siblings".

>>35410115
So when are you proposing?

>>35410115
No, like if it was real life, for example, your son and your sister

>>35410173
I dunno, someday.

>>35410177
I mean comparing real life cheating to a 20ish-page manga with no consequences is apples and oranges, which was kinda my point.

If you're asking what I'd do if my theoretical son stuck his shit up his mom-aunts vagoo, then I have absolutely no idea how I'd handle it.

>>35410390
What if you only have daughters but one pulls a Lucy and starts her own lesbian harem?

>>35410516
More power to them, I guess. At least that fixes the continued inbreeding problem.

Me and my sister had a really nice nap together. My boss sent me home early, he says I'm working too much and the fatigue and exhaustion was obvious. He's changing my schedule to give me more rest. Anyways, I went to take a nap because I was pretty tired and she joined me. It's been a while since we actually cuddled and it was really nice. I could tell it made her happy to be in someone's arms. It was nice to feel her against me too, I forgot how gentle she feels, if that makes sense.

>>35410606
What if they do that science thing and continuously produced lesbian incest daughters and granddaughters and so on?

>>35410630
Do you still sleep together at night?

>>35410645
Then I hope science also figures out how to stop them from having daughters with three legs or no skin.

>>35410630
>Sister kinda starts moving on.
>Subconsciously arrange to sleep and cuddle with her, to make her remember who's number 1 and sabotage her relationship.
I see what you did there, nice going HSG.

>>35410645
Not right now, I've been letting her have the bed to herself because of her leg.

>>35410732
She joined me. I fell asleep and she woke me up by getting in bed with me.

>>35410756
Ask her if she still wants you to sleep with her. Or will you not do it because you know the answer will be yes?

>>35410796
If I can get her to go back to wearing the shorts I bought her then I don't have much of a problem with it. She isn't much of a dresser in bed, whether I'm in there or not. I feel like we made a bit of a step by making my bedroom officially hers and making it her bed, so I don't necessarily want to go backwards. The plan was I would let her decide when she's recovered fully and doesn't have any risks reinjuring her leg. I'll stick with that I think, I'll let her speak up about it if she wants to.

>>35410927
I though she had already healed, does her leg still hurt?

>>35411099
She's already walking a decent amount but she still has plenty of time before she gets fully cleared. It's three months minimum to full recovery.

>>35410927
>totally avoiding the question
Smooth, HSG, smooth.

>>35411330
I want her to make the decision on her own terms, I don't think that's avoiding the question.

>hug sister
>she gets upset when my boner presses into her

>>35411684
>She gets upset
>You mean turned on, right?

College girl isn't coming back is she?

Also I wonder if Laura got that foot rub?

>>35412309
>College girl isn't coming back is she?

why?

what happened?

>>35411628
It's not a big deal, didn't she sleep with you all the time before?

>>35412935
Her brother pissed her off when she asked him if she loved her, to which he said "Yeah, sure".
When she posted about it some guys started attacking her and made her feel worse.
Then she said her brother was going to see her and talk. She hasn't posted since.

>>35413006
fuck that chinky roastie twat I hope she an heroed

>>35413049
>fuck that chinky roastie twat

you wish you were her brother.

>>35413078
yeah I do I'd have some standards in who I fucked instead of some whiney bitch who cries about her feelings after I plowed her

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Quiet night tonight. Wonder where all the peeps are

>>35413122
>some whiney bitch who cries about her feelings after I plowed her

you cant fuck yourself anon...

I liked Laura more before I heard her annoying voice

>>35414420
Delete this!!!
>Implying you heard her talk.

>give bro smooth ass forearm bump
>tell him about sick ass show
>All is ok in the Devito-Schwarzenegger household
We're pretty boring brothers desu. I have two stories about my bro saving my beta ass when we were younger though.

>>35414605
>I have two stories about my bro saving my beta ass when we were younger though.
Greentext them

>>35414661
Ah ok, Pretty embarassing shit but I'm an adult. Gotta start laughing at them sometime
>Break tibia doing taekwondo (inb4 faggot)
>I'm walking down the school steps
>a group of girls take my crutches and kind of run with it
>brother (year younger than me) sees this shit go down.
>Takes back the crutches
>he and the girls start exchanging words
>If one of them tried something I know he would clock them
>says to the leader of the girls
>"atleast I still have a mom"
I still laugh about what he said. Here's the other one
>Me and bro go to Harvey's
>We walk out having enjoyed some burgers and shit
>A Sikh man, possibly drunk puts his arm around me
>Starts talking in a strange but friendly manner
>me, a beta teen bitch just tries to pull away feeling awkward and alarmed
>Bro starts shouting at the old man, pulls the dude's arm away and we both walk off
I have a third story and this one is where my faggotry shines brightest but I think it saved my bro's ass.

>>35412309
No foot rub
She's gone a few days without posting before so I hope she comes back
>>35413776
>>35414420
Wut

Anyways, dinner was nice, we ate the table instead of the living room. Nothing really eventful, I guess I still get kinda jealous when I see how they look at each other but what am I gonna do? When we got back my dad asked, as a hypothetical, how I'd feel if she spent a night and I said I wouldn't mind. If I hear one creek or the bed I'm fire bombing that fucking bedroom, they can go one night without fucking for my sake
Since it was funny I decided to mention that when my dad came home before we left he was singing the circle of life and said "AHH SAWANYA PUT YA FUCKING SHOES ON". He's funny, he's a hard guy not to love

>tfw you realise they're dead

>>35414976
Sorry to hear that man. I hope they left you with good memories.

>>35414946
>we ate the table instead of the living room.
What the fuck are you guys?

> If I hear one creek or the bed I'm fire bombing that fucking bedroom, they can go one night without fucking for my sake
I pictured you saying that to your dad, which results in him kicking your ass.

>>35414940
Those aren't so bad. Now post the third one.

>>35415018
Thanks and she did leave many good memories.

>>35415081
The third one is basically my bro demoralizing some rich chink (we're both flips who look more chink than mudmen. Bro basically looks like he owns a ricer while I look like a chinese dad)
>Be us near the end of high school
>He's working at a Wendy's that I used to work at
>Some kid comes up to him and starts talking shit about our mom
>He's an easily angered dude, quick to fight
>Bro challenges him to a fight
>He calls me
>tells me to bring our airguns, his katana and bokken (yeah we're part weaboo)
>I arrive, dressed like some hobo cause I was chilling at home doing NEET shit
>On one side, its just me and my bro. The other guy brought a whoel entourage (they;re obviously in it for money, especially the ladies that were there)
>Fight starts and my brother and the other guy go at it. Typical shirt pulling fist throwing teenage fight.
>bro falls on the ground, he and the other guy stand up and he's smashing the guy's back screaming BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD.
>The other guy pulls away looking like a dejected little child
>I turn around and say some faggy ass shit like "look at your leader! He can't even stand up to one man!" or some retarded shit
>My brother had his nose broken, but the other guy looks like he broke his spirit
>All of us are at the parking lot of said wendy's and one of his friends, an indian (curry type) opens the trunk and pulls out an ice scraper.
>I look at him ready to open the trunk of my sienna loaded with swords and air guns. I was ready to throw down too.
>One of his friends goes up to him and asks
>Wtf u doin mate?
>Cont next post

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Pro-tip: Don't let someone who's prone to touching your penis chop jalapeno's.

And that's all I have to say about that.

>>35415306
Did you end up licking her pissy pussy?

>>35415333
No half-Satan, I did not.

>>35415306
Ouch, did she at least suck it until it felt better.

>>35415300
>Cont
>Bro and us are watchiing the group.
>Guy who fought my bro just sits in his parents' luxury sedan looking like he was lectured by his parents for raping the dog and was going to be sent far away
>bro and us drive home
>Both of us in the bathroom he's washing his face
>Mom is at night shift so we're home alone
>bro says "man I feel like I didn't win the fight"
>I tell him "look at that dude, it looks like you broke him. He was just sitting there in his fucking car. You won man'.
Years later, he told my mom, and being an asian Sarah Connor she goes "aww that's sweet honey". And when it comes up, he tells me that when I made the speech suddenly he didn't want to fight anymore.
I think due to the lameness of my speech a switch turned off in his head. Sorry that was a long fucking post. Hopefully someone enjoyed it.

>>35415052
>What the fuck are you guys?
What, you don't eat in the living room sometimes?
>I pictured you saying that to your dad, which results in him kicking your ass.
Yea, saying "fucking" and the rest of that, he'd kick my ass

>>35415413
"curry type" made me giggle, so it wasn't a waste

>>35415513
Well, its not Shakespeare. There was shit him and my dad as well. But that's not for this thread. To be honest, they're kind of boring. And I'm not the best at recounting personal experiences.

>>35415416
>What, you don't eat in the living room sometimes?
I mean you wrote:
>We ate the table
>ATE THE TABLE
>ATE
>THE
>TABLE
>INSTEAD OF THE LIVING ROOM.
I know what you meant, I was just trying to make a joke.

Speaking honestly what would you do if they ever had sex in your home while you're there?

>>35415413
I did enjoy them, they aren't so bad, except that cringey
>"look at your leader! He can't even stand up to one man!"

>>35415557
You and my brother feel the same way. Even now, I'm sure the cringe still lives inside me, waiting to awaken at appropriate times. Glad you enjoyed those mundane tales of brotherhood my man.

>>35415406
She offered to, I stopped her because sticking my dick into a mouth that just finished eating those same jalapeno's seemed like a bad idea. I suppose I could ask her again, now that some time has passed.

>>35415645
Lick her pissy pussy before bed

>>35415557
No that wasn't a typo, we're termites if I failed to mention that

And if I knew they were fucking I'd probably just throw stuff at the door. They don't have to obnoxiously fuck while their child is home, and them knowing how I feel about my dad would just be even worse, it'd be justified to stop that shit

>>35415894
>we're termites
>A 5 foot termite
Jesus christ! That's scary af.

>it'd be justified
I guess it would be.
I can already feel your parents being beyond pissed at you.

>>35416112
>>A 5 foot termite
>Jesus christ! That's scary af.
First of all, give me my 3", second, my dad's almost 6', so he's even scarier

>>35416718
Your dad's a manlet, no wonder you're so smol

>>35416751
>Your dad's a manlet
5'11" is tall, or slightly above average at the least, it's hard for me to gauge but I think K is around the same height, I think a little shorter maybe
>no wonder you're so smol
I'm shorter than both my parents, and I don't think it's genetics

>>35416854
Any guy under 6 foot is a manlet

>>35416885
Okay, fight him, go ahead

Anon who confess to cousin again here.

Date with cousin went better than expected. She's really happy and I bought her a bag of skittles to celebrate.

And I think I cucked the manlet little too hard. I heard from his co-worker he's had his feet and gay scooter crushed in an accident yesterday.

>>35417096
Dude nice, you sure showed him

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>>35417096
>I bought her a bag of skittles to celebrate
Sounds like it's going pretty well for you. Have you fucked yet? Where do you plan on going with this?

>>35417096
>And I think I cucked the manlet little too hard
Nonsense, he deserved it, getting in the way of the purest form of love.

Imouto-licking bump

last bump before bed.

page 8 save

an anon asks us to help him achieve the purest form of love.

>>35417166
>>35417166
>>35417166

Imouto(male)-loving bump

One last bump before bed because I don't trust straya cunts

>>35418937
He already knows the answer, he just need to be guided into the light.

One more bump
original

Here's a bumper car

they're both dead. I'm the last child left now.

Not many updates apart from my imouto starting to text me more and more and getting upset if i dont answer in less then 5minutes.
Also gets pissed if i like some girls pic on Facebook (makes comments when were alone on how im a pervert for liking every girl that pops on the screen)

>>35421423
Who are you again?
oreo

>>35421785
Just an anon passing by

>>35421985
Hug imouto?
oreo

Oi, wake up people, we have imoutos to hug

>>35422921
I can hug myself

>>35417178
I dunno, not like I'm doing anything to him. Does posting about him here count? Like I sorta memed him to accident?
I think I wanna meme about cucking him harder then if that's the case

>>35417213
Got a thighjob, haven't go too far yet due reasons. I'm planning to go get a condo soon, so we' live as a couple there and of course we have to somehow break this out to my parents slowly...

>>35417334
>purest form of love.
Ain't that reserved to /u/? I do admit I'm in relief knowing he'll not bother us for a while.

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>>35423647
>I can hug myself

It's just not the same as a warm, soft, fragrant imouto-hug.

>>35424218
I don't have an imouto
Original, kek

>>35424218
Where have I seen this image before? Oh that's right it's HS holding HSG's dead body after she kills him for not giving her the loves she needs and deserves.

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>>35424401
>Where have I seen this image before?

It's from a visual novel written by Gen Urobochi. Setting begins with the rejection of a cute imouto by her onii-chan.

https://vndb.org/v183

>>35424201
>Ain't that reserved to /u/
They've tried to claim as such, but it's never been the case.

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>>35424826

Why not both possibilities at the same time?

Purest love is between twins of opposite genders, there's no arguing about this fact.

>>35424846
I guess if they're related is the exception, like in Lucy's case.

>>35424401
>>35424517
I don't think she's going to kill me guys. We had some really nice quiet time together last night and she seems happy. Maybe she was missing having someone to snuggle up with.

I can't. He is just 4 days old and I'm afraid to touch him.

>>35424988
At least you have time to develop a good relationship with him.

>>35424903
So she did decide to sleep with you? Was there ever any doubt?

Cum on feel the noize
Girls hug the boys

People better start hugging their siblings soon or I'm gonna shoot someone

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>>35421375
sorry to hear that anon.
unless you hated them. then i guess you would be happy right?

>>35424903

she wants to use your dick like a straw and soon you will fold for her.

>>35426935
I don't think they'll give me a visitors pass at her school to just hug her. Keep fighting the good fight.

help bump our sister thread over at /b/.

>>>/b/725045763
>>>/b/725045763

>>35427640
b threads are always shit. Don't link to them here

>>35427604
go pick up your sister at school stating it is a non-urgent family issue.

take her somewhere secluded fuck each other into bliss for the remainder of the day

>>35427640
I doubt any interesting regulars would contribute there a lot

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>>35427663
dont talk about imouto like that!

>>35427675

the point is to get more content.
where do you think I began these threads before I moved them over here?

>>35427671
You're a madman. Plus, our parents would probably be notified if she was checked out. I'll just wait patiently.

>>35427799
you could tell your parents you needed her help buying a gift for a "female" friend and that it was a one-time thing.

its perfect cause its not a lie. you need her help and the gift is you two making love for hours.(also get her another real gift too)

>>35427865
>real gift too
a baby

>>35427865
>needed her help buying a gift
Still not seeing that work. I'd rather not have her miss any of her classes anyways. We have more than enough time together.

>>35427882
aw. nigga thats kawai!

no bear cubs yet though. too risky wait a few more years beargguy.

>>35428011
why you so dense bro?
you dad already said your dad wanted to see you dating. tell them it was to help you pick something nice for a potential GF.

i mean fuck what time is it now for you anyway? 2pm? no point now! try this strategy next week.

>>35428011
Isn't spring break next week? You got any plans with her?

>>35428062
>you already said your dad wanted*

>>35428065
if hes not a total idiot he will rent out a nice place and proceed to bang eachother for a whole week.

but considering its brendan he will most likely stay home buy a zaku and be awkward and get maybe 3 kisses this whole week...

>>35428062
>you dad already said your dad wanted to see you dating
I don't think he was talking about his sister specifically.

I need to be drunk to express my feelings.

>>35428131
we are aware that his dad probably didnt want his son to bang his daughter.

thanks though anon...

>>35428194
Why? What's preventing you from doing it while sober?

>>35428194
Break out the booze then, we demand results soon

>>35428194
>>35428194
>I need to be drunk to express my feelings.

tell her that! and then get drunk! it will make her curious as fuck and she will then ask you what you meant and you being drunk will spill your heart to her.

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>>35428228

let him be anon. he has a strategy going best to see how it plays out. don't kill his momentum now.

>>35428201
>probably
So he could actually want that? I don't know his dad, but Brendan could probably tell us how likely it is for this to be the case.

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>>35428062
I still don't think they'll like me taking her out of school just for a gift. Even if it's for a girlfriend. Sorry if that's not what you wanted to get from me.

>>35428065
Can't make much plans when my schedule is always the same. She'll be busy being lazy at home while I'm working.

Maybe I'll invite her to come with me. I need someone to help clean up the mess I have.

>>35428268
But he's obviously not drunk. He has no momentum.

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>>35428269

you never know how people react to things.

maybe beargguys dad will see that his son wont ever hurt her and is in fact a man worthy of his daughters hand regardless of the fact they are related.

or maybe he stabs him in his sleep.

YOU NEVER KNOW!

>>35428317
Of course he's worthy, he's her brother. Just ignore the whole being dense thing, though it could probably be fixed.

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>>35428305
which is why he needs to do this
>>35428241
>>35428283
>Sorry if that's not what you wanted to get from me.

the real question here is why isn't it what you want to get for yourself?

just imagine a day (or a whole week) of you and her in each others arms with no chance of being outed or found out. only getting up from bed to eat and shower (together) only to get back in bed again.

>>35428269
The chances would be slim. I don't think he'd put up with the situation very well. But hey, I'm learning not to worry so much.
>>35428317
>you never know how people react to things
Exactly. It's just like with her friend if she were to ever find out. She may want to beat me up, she may rat us out, or she may be on board 100% because we've known each other for a long time.
>>35428401
Why risk it when we'll be moving in together in a few months? We'll just take it easy.

>>35428659
>we'll be moving in together in a few months
Wait, did you ever say anything about this?

>>35428659
>we'll be moving in together in a few months?

and then daily sex?

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>>35428674
I'm sure I have.
>>35428757
Sure. That and more space for model building.

>>35428659
>we'll be moving in together in a few months?

when you finally do your mouth/dick better be on that pussy 50% of the day! time to stop being so damn cautious/airheaded!

>>35428805
fine but only 5% on models though 45% her 50% normal routine.

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Her response:

>"Why? Are you ok?"

She now thinks i'm some retarded faggot in disguise as her brother.

>>35428873
Why what? Why did you hug her?

why the fuck i would i do that ?
hes a normie and a better version of me lol
the only thing i have going for me is that im taller
than him.

>>35428922
>Why did you hug her?
>>35391334
>Go give your sister/brother a hug,

you blind bro?

>>35429271
Try reading my post again. Slower this time.

>>35429298
maybe you should read it.

blind ass nigga

>>35429379
Aw, the poor guy's retarded

Bump for Lucy and Laura's female-only orgy

rip thread on /b/

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>>35430567
RIP thread here as well at this rate.


bump

Where the fuck is everyone

oribenal

>>35432034
I'm eating food and trying to unsee H's underboob, I dunno about anyone else.

>>35432034
Fugging their imoutos, of course. Why aren't you?

>>35432121
Ayyyy she showed you after all?

>>35432121
Did you tell Em you saw underboob

>>35432203
Yeah, she pulled up her shirt in the parking lot. It is certainly a heart, and it is certainly under her boobs.

>>35432121
you gonna fug Em today?

>>35432121
Unsee? Why? How big are her tits?

>>35432273
Does she like to tease you or what?

>>35432268
She's at work senpai. I don't think I'll tell her anyway, not much reason to.

>>35432277
I'd like to, sure. But I rarely don't.

>>35432283
I mean they're not gigantic, but they're bigger than Em's at least. But that's not saying much.

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>>35432330
>implying that matters
Flat chests are still the best.

>>35432273
man she really wants to fuck you huh?

maybe you tell Em about it, maybe she goes and finds H, maybe H goes missing, maybe you tell the cops you don't know anything, maybe you keep living with Em and forget things.

>>35391334
>tfw you are so lonely you don't even have a sibling to hug

>>35432326
If that wasn't clear before now, yes. She'd kinda calmed down a bit up until now, I dunno what's up with her.

>>35432374
I guess, I dunno. I got the impression she just likes showing people her tats (despite claiming she regrets them).

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>>35432400
>that feel when you've never hugged your siblings and they're too far away to hug anyway

>>35432620
I would hug you, but no homo.

>>35432695
What if he was a trap?

>>35432748
Wouldn't hug.

>>35432748
I'm not, but I'm sure it would still be no homo.

nii-nii desu senpai

>>35430125
Still not gay, nor am I into voyeurism

Anyhow, here's the story of how I was dunked on by a kid in Uno today
>Playing Uno with 3 kids
>Kid A puts down a +2
>Kid B puts down a +2
>Kid C draws 6 cards
>I say "C, it's only 4 cards"
>Kid C proceeds to throw down a +2 with one hand and hands me the 6 with the other with a shit eating grin on his face
>Girl I work with laughing her ass off
>Other kids going "oooooo"

>>35433578
rekt by a child

>>35433578
Why didn't you have another +2? that's just bad planning.

>>35433592
Yea I know, it was hard not to hit him, I think the main reason I did that is because I respect that level of cheekiness
>>35433616
I had a shit hand the whole game, the other girl looked over my shoulder and told them I had all blues and yellows, I really had no chance from the start. They ganged up on me too

>>35433698
inb4 Laura gangbanged by little kids

>>35433578

Fucking rekt lad

I've actually never played uno...Is it fun?

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>>35424846
>yuri incest
>tfw I'm not a qt onee-chan trying to woo my cousin

There's not really many manga/anime with that theme, right? The last /u/ incest I remember is Candy Boy.

If repeating integers, the manlet got cucked even more.

>>35433758
W-wut
>>35433770
Yea I was speechless, impressed, angry, ashamed, and a whole bunch of shit
>>35433933
Yea it's pretty fun
Here's an Uno joke I like: Why don't you play Uno with Mexicans? Because they take all the green cards

>>35434150
Why don't blind people skydive

It scares the shit out of their dogs

>>35434485
Okay, can't top that one

Lucy did you carve up your sister yet?

Page 9 already, why are people making so many threads

>>35434751
Have you made any more progress with K?

>>35436255
Don't encourage her, she can't end up with him

>>35436255
We haven't hung out, I should plan something for tomorrow though

>>35436337
Indeed, if he can't have her, nobody can.

>>35436337
It's over Anon, she got cucked by her mother, she'll never win the dad-bowl. Her only option at the moment is a relationship with K.

>>35436434
Have you at least been calling and/or texting each other? If you want to reach boyfriend-girlfriend status, you should at least be doing that much.

>>35436486
>Her only option at the moment is a relationship with K
That'll never be true

>>35436486
Well, not playing the game is also an option.

>>35436542
>That'll never be true
Fine, I guess I'll give it a shot.

>>35436534
We talk sometimes and text a bit, we're playing Ghost Recon now. How much should it be? A call a day? Like a long call? Or just texting. I don't know
>>35436542
You got some fool proof plan to win him over? I'm all ears
>>35436544
Dying alone?

>>35436871
>How much should it be?
A call a day sounds reasonable, how long it lasts depends on you and how much you like K though.

>>35436871
I mean, unless it's a murder suicide or some shit, we all die alone. I suppose you still die alone in that scenario, but whatever. But settling is worse than that. For me, in any case.

>>35436934
>and how much you like K though
I kinda like him, he's nice and funny and we get along. I guess for lack of better terms w click in a lot of ways
>>35436941
Okay so you mean don't move on and just rot in my room? I'm almost okay with that

>>35437249
>don't move on
Yes.
>rot in my room
No.
What I'm saying is that I can't just can't go for the 2nd choice, or 3rd or whatever even if I failed at getting the 1st. I set pretty high standards for myself, and if I did something like you're doing it would bother me for the rest of my life.

>>35437399
I think on my death bed I'd be more bothered that I sat around and waited for my dad and he never came around then trying to move on

And my dad turned the hypothetical of my mom staying a night into tomorrow night to Sunday