ITT: How you fucked up with a girl

To top it off, a friend later asked me "Why didn't you talk to that hot girl?"
I still don't know

Hopefully get some good responses coming in. Bump

>be me
>girl i have huge crush on is selling cookies and approaches me and a friend
>tries to make small talk because she probably liked me too
>'lol it looks like it's going to rain'
>autistically reply 'not really. It's just the tree above us which is wet'
>bitch just turned away

>be me 24 yo
>have crush on this girl
>she starts talking to me and we go out a couple of times
>she steals a kiss from me, it was my first kiss
>she was my first everything and she told me that she wanted me to fuck her
>i didn't because of my insecurities
>but still, things were going great
>lots of kisses, hugs, amazing times...
>we can't see each other daily anymore so things went cold
>she doesn't reply to my texts anymore
>bet she's getting fucked by someone who is not a pussy
>she told me that she loved me, that she have never met anyone like me, that she wanted me to be with her forever
>I guess she forgot
>this is fuckin me up so much and I feel so fuckin lonely again

I'm still a virgin but got some things that I've never expirienced before
back to self-loathing I guess, just get me off this ride...

>with roommates gf and her qt sister
>roommates gf leaves qt and i alone in room together watching movie
>tried to sit so still that i might disappear

still here and still no gf :\ ive done lots for the girl but i was just a pussy. dont even live in the same state anymore..

Oh boi i guess I was already sobbing so why not drudge up some repressed memories too oboi

>be me
>sophomore, hs
>be in robotics
>class is full of shitstain freshmen
>only two levelheaded people in the class
>me
>and senior girl
>senior is easily 9-10
>pale, black, wavy shoulder length hair
>always super nice to me
>class president
>only reason she took the class was because she'd aced everything else and liked software dev
>always asked me about what I was reading/what I was working on
>in hindsight she was absolutely into me
>probably could've had a nice, fulfilling relationship
>might've saved me from this hellhole
>but no
>I never responded
>pure autism here
>only ever answered with single words because I was too scared id fuck it up
>but she still tried for like an entire semester
>month after class ends
>senior friendo texts me
>apparently Brianna was always into you, did you ever notice anything?
>revelation hits me like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs
>"no, should I text her?"
>"she already left for college, idk"
>find out next day that she went literally across the the country for college
>never got the balls to even message her

Just fucking kill me

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I thought to be a robot the opposite sex is not allowed to have any interest in you at all? Or is that just the unfair standard applied to fembots?

I could write a book about all my failures and missed opportunities.

>be 15 yo awkward high schooler
>still manage to have friends somehow
>Brazilian exchange student joins friend group
>Okay face but rocking body
>For some unfathlmable reason this girl decides she likes me
>Always sits close to me, touches me, sits on my lap during car rides
>She's on the soccer team and I live right by the practice fields
>She asks if she can come over to my place to change before practice
>I ask her why she doesn't just use the changing rooms at the fields
>"oh, you're right anon, silly me" she says disappointedly

Looking back I think I just couldn't believe any girl could be in to me, much less a hot foreign one three years older than me

>>35391890
"Fembots" have or had partners

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>>35391890
ROASTIE TOASTIE ROASTIE GET OUT OR GET MY POO POO PEE PEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>35392050
Or they want to date way out of their league, that too.

>>35392069
Robots want to date out of their league too. What's your point?

>>35391556
Aww man, I get tfw you instantly regret what you said

>>35392118
Nope. Well prefer sure but expect no.

>>35391850
That's rough, anon. I'm glad you had some happiness with her for some time though

>>35391556
What? Why did she turn away?

>>35392118
NEET circlejerk being BTFO by Jenna.

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>>35391193
>17 ish
>summer and lots of good movies
>go to same theatre one the same day 3 weeks in a row because discount
>same girl at cashier every time, make some jokes/small talk and she seems pretty cure
>fast forward 2 years. Now 19 and final semester of school
>have a spare, spend it in the media arts/film room which is empty that block and shitpost on my laptop
>a girl who also has the block as a spare sits in the room across from me
>we glance at each other from time to time but I never talk to her or get to know her
>spend half a year like this, being opposite across the room from her without saying a word
>think she's cute but don't really think about it that much because I'm terrible with girls
>last week of school I try to get up the courage to ask her out for coffee or something
>don't even know her name
>pussy out
>school's over and I'll never see her again.jpg
>go to the theatre again, same day
>she's there
>she's worked there for the last 2 years
>she was almost definitely the girl I mentioned earlier
>Jesus fucking christ she probably recognized me but I didn't recognize her
>turns out she's going to the same uni I am
>add her on facebook, she's a total recluse like I am with under 100 friends
>see her every time I go to a movie

It's like the universe gave me a second chance and I'm going to fuck it up anyway

just kill me anons

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>>35391875
That hurts... It's always looking back that we don't get why we acted how we did. GL anon

>>35391556
How is stating a fact about your surroundings and making a correction autistic?

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>>35392043
Holy crap man, that's pain right there. I don't even know what I'd do in a situation like that.

>>35392149
Women settle for the beta bux too. What's your point?

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>>35392187
>No u
>WOW LIKE BTFO HAHAHA
Hmmmmm

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>>35392153
it hurts like hell, I was fucked up a cople of years ago and worked on myself to the point where I could function properly, but this situation has made go to my old self.

Haven't take a shower in days, haven't left the house either. I don't know why this is messing me up so much. Can't sleep at night, can't stop thinking about her...

fuck

sorry for my english and for the blogspot, just wanted to vent...

>>35392314
And they succeed. You either don't settle and keep aiming higher than what you are yourself, and so stay lonely, or you aim only a bit higher and get a boyfriend.

>>35392208
You have a damn chance though. As likely as it is that you'll blow it, you still are in contact and on good terms with her. More than most of us can say nig nog

>>35392352
Inb4 "what's your point?" posting for the nth times.
Far more complicated for robots. 80-20 rule.

>>35391193
>Be 16 girl
>forced to go to basketball game with my older brother and dad
>ask dad for a couple bucks to buy some popcorn because im hungry
>go to concessions and a cute boy 7/10 is running it
>spark a conversation after buying popcorn
>ask him if he wants so
>"No thanks"
>ask him if he wants to sit with me and watch the game
>he denies, at this point im getting desperate
>"haha okay i can pull up a chair and watch from here"
>can't even see game
>guy hasnt said a single fucking word
Fucking hurts anons

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>be me
>never even experienced an opportunity or encounter to fuck up in the first place

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>>35392584
top kek, best response yet. 8/8 I'd r8

>>35392651
Don't worry robo, I'm sure when the opporitunity does come around, you'll fuck it up just fine, nothing to worry about

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>>35391193
>Be me 17,
>Meet this one really hot Loli in a group,
>Spent 2 months with her in that group building a friendship, become reslly good friends, told her I had the hots for her and she seem to be turned on by it.
>Get back in contact via Skype and Kik 2 months later, she says she wants to meet, and she also said she had just broke up
>But instead of just meeting her and being patience, I started acting autistic af, talking to her nonstop, asking her really dumb questions
>Finally she says she's sorry and we can't meet now.
>If I had played my cards right, I could have got laid at 17, and I wouldn't be here right now.
>Month later start talking agian, she asks for a Skype call
>Say sure, she starts talking, but to my horror can't hear her, look in my pockets, forgot my head phones, she sees I can't hear her, looks freaked out because I'm outside a Starbucks, ends call.
>Month later she starts dating someone else,
>Feels bad man . jpg
>2 months later right be for I moved I asked if she wanted to meet up, she said "Sure u can try" mocking me for my failed attempts before, very next day at dentist I swear I saw her, was going to go to her and call her name but the dentist said I wasn't done and I needed to sit down, after done looked to see if she was there nope.
>Same day she changes her Kik to show she's creeped out, she probably saw my mom's big red Van she drives in the parking lot, she's seen it before.
>Now I'm moving far away from my oneitis I'll probably never see her agian.
>Feels bad man . jpg

>>35392208
>>add her on facebook, she's a total recluse like I am with under 100 friends
most retarded sentence in r9k history

>>35392651
This, I hardly leave the house and went to a all boys highschool. I don't know to be happy or sad about this

>I am always one of the places her line of vision stops at when she looks around
Is it literally fucking nothing, robots?

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>>35392699
Oh wow, that's rough friendo

>>35392862
At least you actually got to go to school anon, you could of probably found a hot twink to fuck, unlike me I never got to go thinks to my white trash parents.

Theses are all my rejections

Girl 1
>Be friend-zoned by qt 6/10 girl
>Always beta orbited so much, she got annoyed by me and treated me like shit
>Want to leave her, but a part of me still wanted to stay with her
>Decided to just tell her my feelings
Sigh, it's even more beta than that
I wrote a long as love note and read it to her
>"I'll think about it"
>the next week, she rejected me by text
>We've stopped hanging out a week later

Girl 2
>Go to her house
>She opens the door
>Asked out 9/10 qt acquaintance
>"WWhhhhyyyy?"
>Start to stammer and got confused
>"Ugh. I'll think about it"
>"What that does that mean?"
>"I'll think about it. Bye."
>Go home
>Later on, search up "I'll think about it"
>"No."
>Week later she says "Can we still be friends?"
>Now, we don't even like each other

girl 3
>At work
>qt Asian chick started talking to me
>We had a conversation and some laughs
>"Hey, do you wanna hang out after work"
>"Um. I'll think about it"
>"Okay I'll see ya."
>I didn't see her again"

>>35393011
girl 4
>on the bus
>girl on the bus
>Recognize her from work and she talked to me once
>decided to balls up and talk to her
>we had a good conversation
>Our stop was coming
>"Hey, text me sometime"
>"Oh, but I'm not sure you have my number"
>"Okay, let me give it to you."
>"Oh it's okay, when we see each other, I'll give it to you"
>See her again
>She ignores me/tried hard not to maintain eye contact
>Notthisshitagain.gif
>Since she lives close, I have to suffer awkward run-ins with each other

Girl 5
>Notice another girl from work on the bus
>ballsed up and talked to her
>had a good conversation
>Her stop is coming
>"Oh hey, can I get your number?"
>"Eh, it's kinda late right now. Maybe another time"
>I know it's another rejection
>"Yeah, sure another time"
>She leaves, I grunted on the way home

Girl 6
>One last free ticket to amusement park
>decided to use it to finally ask out my oneitis that works there
>Go there
>She's there
>Ask if I can talk to her in private for a short moment
>Few minutes later she comes out
>I try to have a convo with her first
>"Yeah, um, but anon, what did you want to talk to me about"
>Think to myself "Shit, I gotta come out with it now"
>"I was wondering if you wanted to go out sometime. With me?"
>"Wait as in hang out?"
>Legeorgecostanzaface.jpg
>Nnnooo, I mean I wanna take you out"
>She blushes
>"Wow" "I don't know" "Uh, I'm seeing someone right now..."
>Didn't get me that upset/ had a feeling she was
>"But we can hang out, okay?"
>I think she's lying. Either way, I wouldn't really want to hang out with her again anyways
>"Sure"
>We hugged
>Said goodbye
>Went home miserable/tired
>Went to sleep for hours

>>35391193
>How you fucked up with a girl
truth is I never tried so I never failed but I'm still a failure

>>35392958
It is, I almost want cry every time I think about it, but as they always say, it's better to have loved And lost, then to never have loved at all.

>>35392319
Except the point is correct and shows robot hypocrisy. Keep being butthurt about it though, robot.

> never had a chance
> never tried
> never get attention
Not-so-long story.

>>35392842
let me put this in perspective

Even this fucking actual down syndrome autist at my school had 900+ friends

most normies have anywhere from 500 to 1000 friends

this girl is rarely active on social media anyhow

>>35392050
I'm a khhv. How do you explain that?

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>>35393041
Countless times, and yet you keep trying. Respectable, keep it up. I know other robofags will say "you didn't learn your lesson", but there's more to it than that. Good for you on staying social and not letting it stop you.

>>35392352
Unlike robots, who don't settle at all.

Kill yourself robot.

>>35393041
Girl 7
>New work place
>Break time
>See qt girl sitting alone
>Ballsed up and sit next to her to talk
>try to make conversation and ask her about herself
>Mostly short replies and she didn't bother to reciprocate conversation
>she kept texting her cell
>asked if she wanted to grab something to eat
>"No, I just ate."
>Said okay, then I left

Girl 8

>Been seeing girl for a few months
>Really feel like she'll be the one for me
>Lowered my standards (fat, taller than me, but cute in a way) but might as well
>always talked/flirted with her at night through the phone
>one day she asked if I only wanted her for sex
>"WTF?"
>Got mad at her and told her no
>Decided to to see her in person again and ask her out this time
>I finally explained myself, told her I actually liked her and wanted to go out
>she said no, but she did considered it before

This one time she asked me out for St. Valentines day, but I wasn't even sure if I should make a move or not. I had to ask if I could hold her hand and she said no. It was just a friend date or something. After that, we didn't talk much. After that , I just said fuck it and stop trying to pursue women. Not worth it

>>35393173
You're extremely young, a landwhale, or intentionally recluse. Always a bulls eye.

>>35393222
difference is you settle for a 6/10, we have settle for a 2. kys succubus.

>>35393178
>Good for you on staying social and not letting it stop you.
I stopped eventually, Anon. I didn't see the point anymore. It is an experience and it does teach you anything, but doesn't mean it'll reward you. It just tells you where you fucked up, not always what I could be doing better. Im insecure as fuck. I gave up trying to please women and realized Im not much of a catch

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>>35393173
How do you think? Oregano

>>35393223
Jeez man I would've been crushed so much earlier. You have that on me

I have a few stories from high school.
I'm still a kissless virgin BTW.

>be in hot tub with female friend
>she tells me she had a sex dream about me
>said she really enjoyed it
>tell her its normal to have sex dreams about friends or people you know
>tell her I've never had a sex dream about her
>actually have many times lol

>be at subway
>one of my female friends calls me
>pick up the phone and hear different girls voice
>cute girl I met a few times wanted to talk to me
>she asks me what I'm doing in a flirty voice
>tell her I'm eating subway and I don't wanna be disturbed
>hang up
>get scolded by female friend the next day for hanging up on cute girl

>have slutty female friend
>she makes jokes about us fucking in group chat
>laugh it off, she's just a friend
>DMs me that she's serious
>haha that's funny
>sends me very sexual pictures of herself but not nude
>wants to hook up
>I say no cause my other beta friend liked her

>female friend texts me one day out of the blue
>tells me one of her friends asked if she had any cute and single friends
>assume it's a prank
>get her kik and talk to her
>have a lot in common with her
>she wants to meet in person at school
>really cute skinny blonde
>too scared to talk to her
>avoid her for a month
>she loses interest

>be in physics class
>girl that sits next to me in class always talking to me
>wants me to tutor her in physics
>say yes because I'm an autist and I'm great at physics
>she asks if she can come over to my house
>say no because too scared
>meet at public place
>75% of the time she doesn't even talk about physics
>get frustrated and tell her I have to leave
>she's flirty with me for the rest of the year
>block her on all social media

>>35393316
>backpedaling
Lmao ok tardo

>>35391193

I was 17, she was almost 14.

Her name was Tammy.

Blood red hair, green eyes, milk white skin and F-cup breasts.

First date, she wants to loose her virginity.

Air mattress in the back of my father's truck.

Late August, after a marching band practice, Thursday night.

I was front line trombone player, she was a banner girl.

We had a few wine coolers, she stripped down got under a blanket I kept behind the seat.

I was only wearing my jeans, she was on her back, spread legged, she had a full bush.

Helped me off with my jeans, I was hard as a rock.

I tried to put on a condom, she pulled it off and told me "No", she wanted her first time raw.

She pulled me close, head of my dick was against her inner lips, she said "please".

I stopped and told her I needed to let her know that I too was a virgin.

"What", she sat up pulled the blanket around her and asked if I was joking.

"Nope" I told her, I want to be honest, I really like you.

"Fuck you, asshole, no way am I losing it to a virgin".

She got dressed, got out of the truck and walked home.

Told everyone in band that I was not a stud, but a complete dud.

Humiliated beyond belief.

Ended up losing my virginity to super fat black girl Labor Day Weekend behind a 7-11, we fucked twice and she sucked my dick, I bought her chicken nuggets and a sundae at a McDonald's after and she said I was the classiest guy she had ever fucked, gave me a handjob while she ate, licked her hand clean, she was 31 and cleaned the shop my Mom owned.