>ITT things that have most definitely never been said.

>>35391127
That dust devil is not a green eggshell

''Look at all those refugees peacefully integrating into the community''

>>35391127
>ACA is affordable and low cost to every American.

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I am not in an extraordinary amount of pain for most of my day

I like who I am.

>>35391194
oh shit, negro

Roasties are the vagina in peak condition.

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>>35391127
members of the dark-skinned community are a true benefit to society

>>35391127

liking traps is a homosexual behavior

>>35391266
Those digits are, in fact, not nice

it is ok to be gay

fuck bIacks

I'm confident in my heterosexuality.

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>>35391177
>>35391266
>>35391333
>>35391366
Dear me, what is happening here!?

Yo, bros, guess what? I just got my dick sucked lol

Goodbye Ruby Tuesday

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I will change society as we know it for the better, for all. I will erect a beacon of hope unprecedented in human history.

>>35391127
Can I get a pic with Hillary as fei?

Has the where at we the 12 michigan and enterprise kwonbooglecogle audioibook of chutley marmalade view

I love being a virgin!

I have a great day ahead of time and consideration for the use of this communication including attachments if any one else has been checked for viruses by the way to do it for a couple times a year

>>35391127

Dell there of the deluge, with increasingly beforeso.

>>35391127
Life is a horror story and me and myselves are the protagonists

Existence was most definitely not a mistake.

I'm really happy with myself

IoI jk

Niggers are good for society.

Thus whom Martindale mow how blood Lars Saxon piranha

I don't believe any woman is a slut

Hitler is my hero.

Blacks are good for society.

>>35391177
>>35391266
>>35391333
>>35391366
>>35391655
>>35391688
>>35391966
>>35392099

Why do repeating digits turn me on?

White people arent insecure

>>35392577
this nigger mad lmao

my family loves me and I want to kill myself

I'm high and I just asked a girl out and I was surprised when she said yes

>>35392577
Blacks aren't subhuman animals.

Obama did everything right

I am a successful and well adjusted person.

I am happy to come here every day

>>35392707
I've found my purpose

>>35392715
I can do this on my own

Deep down, most people are good.

people who browse 4chan are productive members of society and are fun to talk to!

Each new day is a new opportunity.

I accept my faults and will find a way to fix them

feminism is all right!

I love my life, my girlfriend, and my job!

naruto is a good anime

>>35391127

Donald trump is nice

blood sharts

prawn porn

pickled snickers

Donna, get me my cummy rag with the lion design

greasy cunts

I b floppin' foreign
I be switchin' blades
I be thumping dream
diamonds on my chainz
fourty five chins
liquor on my lips

op is an upstanding citizen and i respect him

the tye-die bandet has robbed the caravan! sound the bassoon!

>>35391127
funny puns

>>35393622
the bassoon's been taken by the tye-die bandet! sound your lips. bzzzzzzzzzzz

chum gun

>>35393625
punny fun
nubile pre-pubescent rumplestiltskin

>>35393666
princess nubile prepubescent rumpleriltrin

>>35393689
princess nubile prepubescent rumblestiltskin-repunzle

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How do I get over my exgf she was perfect for me and I was perfect for her and I threw it all away

>>35391127
i CARE ABOUT YOU AND I WANT TO BE AROUND YOU I LOVE YOU ANON. I can hope

women are cool

l've become so numb.

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l like pussy

The sexual revolution is amazing, girls approach me all the time now. Thanks feminism.

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I love it when sonic the hedgehog sucks me off and spits my cum into Steven hawkings mouth while I write my thesis on how barney the dinosaur traveled back in time and created the universe before beginning evolution and giving birth to Jesus Christ.

>>35391127
making friends on steam is for straight people

>>35391127
Im proud to browse /r9k/

>>35391177
then have nothing and die,

I'm sick of you amerifats and your bitching about what should have been common sense to implement 200 years ago.

go catch a cold and die fags.

I am incel, but I'm still a feminist

Blacks really aren't that bad.

>>35391127
traps literally aren't gay

>>35394336
Yes! Thank you! That's what we want to happen. We don't want to pay for fucking retards to not take care of themselves and just not give a fuck and think: "Well the government will just provide the healthcare so I can fuck off all day and not have to worry about anything"

Life isn't so bad.

>>35394400
>from each according to his ability
they're forced to work, anon, they can't just fuck off.
>to each according to his need
everyone needs healthcare, anon

>>35394400
like your faggot neet ass is some sort of pillar of the community.

eat a dick you burger fuck.

Every morning I rub my nipples to the beat of tunak tunak tun

>>35391127
I love my girlfriend and everything is fine with my life.

>>35394400
check out this cunt. cant wait to see you begging for those neetbucks like the lazy burger cunt you are

>>35391127

Donald John Trump is now the current President of the United States of America.

>>35394417
Life isn't so good.

>>35393824
l Iike Pussy

White people are benevolent leaders who are responsible for nothing but good in the world

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My hammer is a cactus. The cactus is a root. The root leads to a closet. The closet contains wax.

I think Link would make a great cumsock

anarcho capitalism is viable

>>35394723
SO IS THIS DlCK

>>35392757
Yeah, an opportunity for pain, an opportunity to continue disappointing my father, and an opportunity to keep wasting my parent's money on my "education". I really need to get my shit together.

>>35394739
gottem lad

He wiII not divide us.

>>35394620
profusely[1] chuckled

1. By which I mean mildly, but sufficiently

>>35393602
....Jesus Christ riffle raffle browses a Burmese cartoon image board?

I, in fact, do not think women are attractive

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>>35392653
>>35392603
>affirming your insecurity by responding
You guys make being racist hard

Dude, dBmss www.

I don't hate my job.

Spongebob posters aren't Cancer.

Short men are attractive.

>>35395499
Le doobs of truth

Progressive Dream Funk is better than Post Avant Jazz Core

i am enjoying my life

There was a big rumor going around about a girl that was a t-rex. She was able to manipulate her flesh to appear human. This intrigued me, so I began stalking her. I quickly learned that the rumors were not all spunk in the wind, that perhaps they had some merit after all. This was not a conclusion I came to from any logical reasoning, it was simply my wish and I would fulfill it. I caught her conversing with her friends one day at school about how she'd be home alone the following thursday. My dick stood up in my pants and my brain instinctively began relaying radio static from another planet's radio tower straight to my ears. It calmed me, and I hummed the theme tune of Arthur to match the pleasant frequencies of the static. It reminded me of home, the sound of ghosts in the wind. I went right to work with my plan. I knew when her parents were getting back, I knew where the cards were landing. I snuck in when everyone was gone before the fateful day with plenty of on-brand expensive snacks from the 80s to keep me company as well as a whack-a-mole arcade machine I had stolen from a casino for blind people that came as a special helen keller edition. The secret to the game was that all of the holes had moles, but they were all just pictures of David Spade taking a shit. There was a fortune cookie message generator machine that emitted sound frequencies that could be felt like piano notes through your blood. When you win, your blood flows to your penis. They did this so deaf people would associate erections with happiness and victory so they would try to rape people, they thought it would be funny and the newspapers were running dry for fresh material. They didn't say this game was hard for nothing. I went up to her room the next morning with a chainsaw and planned on cutting off her arms. I was gonna turn her into a real life T-rex. Sadly for me she really was and I died of a heart attack.

>>35391127
Me and your Mom are proud of you OP.

I am a proud german citizen.

>>35394400
Why are you Americans so selfish?

Seriously, the idea of not being ok to pay some more tax in order to ensure people can get sick without being fucking bankrupted is absurd. (Note I don't know too much about the ACA, just talking about universal health care in general)

I lost the will to live once

>>35391164
Underrated
Origami
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

flamingo flamingo, giraffe giraffe

Fucking orchids man, taking all our jobs and polluting our trailer parks with their stink

Hello, Anon. I like you.

Women are not roasties

Traps are not gay at all

I love coming to 4chan and don't want to kill myself.

>>35391194
holy shit, has nobody really said that on /r9k/ before now?

>>35397802
don't act surprised

I have engaged in coitus

>>35391194
l like who I am

>>35391194
l like who l am

>>35391127
Wow, you've really done something with your life anon. All your hard work and effort has paid off. I'm proud of you.