What is your most guilty fap you've ever had?

I fapped hours after grandma's funeral.

When my sister was in 7th grade, she pooped and peed herself because she had issues holding it in. So I took her dirty poop pee panties from the laundry and put it on my face and furiously masturbated while smelling it.

probably something involving gay porn and playing with my butt

>>35389859
I jerked off with an older guy I met on Craiglist

>>35389859
I fap to BBWs

I know being fat is not healthy for them and they will probably die of diabeetus but HNNNNG

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I plugged 50mg of 2C-E. As the orgasm was building up I saw patterns that almost looked like futuristic electronic devices that looked somewhat organic in design and material. They were like flowers almost. They were glowing even. As I came they blossomed. If I remember right shortly after that I saw myself laying in a dark void. Then I saw up from a first person perspective and saw generic looking wireframe human models that were peeking over the edge of the darkness.
The orgasm felt INCREDIBLE too.

The first time I intentionally sought out and spied on a girl I had a crush on in the locker room (am dyke).

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>>35389964
jesus anon
do you turdfuck yourself now

>>35389859
erotic roleplaying as a trap on flist

most degrading would be an erp worshipping a shemale/her cock

>>35389859
>What is your most guilty fap you've ever had?

I stole panties from the laundry machines at my university dorm in my freshman year

a lot
like dozens of times
I am surprised I wasn't caught honestly

I think I was more turned on by the idea of wearing panties than the idea of woman having worn the panties, it's why I fap to traps and ERP now

>>35389859
To my sister, while laying next to her in bed.

convinced myself that I was trans so 'experimented' with some of my brothers GF's old clothes she left before they moved out.

fapped in them and just sat there and looked in the mirror in disgust, thankfully that fetish has gone but I still rub one out to some good trap porn once in a while.

>>35390364
Please say she was underaged, desu.

I fapped to women once

>>35389859
nice tearing, faggot

You know that part of The Diary of Anne Frank where she describes her vulva in detail?

>look up girls licking their own pussy
>no results, but see a video of a trap sucking their own dick
>get really horny
>get into the same position the trap was in
>realize I can suck my own dick
>suck my own dick and cum straight down my throat
The worst part is I've done this about a dozen times now

>>35390670
>suck my own dick and cum straight down my throat
sounds like a pretty positive thing to me, i wish i could suck on my own dick. i could cum down my throat though, i guess, but thats a little less fun since i will almost immediately lose arousal due to the climax...

>>35390715
Cumming down my own throat doesn't physically feel bad, but I always feel like a slut afterwards. The orgasm lasts long enough that by the time I'm come back to my senses I've already gulped down the entire load.

>>35390790
>I've already gulped down the entire load.
ohhhh that sounds hot ^_^
maybe ill try it sometime

Fapped over my sleeping mom when I was 10.

fapping to a alpha male raping me

>>35390670
how do you do it? I want to see if I can try

One time I fapped to an underage with huge tits I saw at the airport

>>35390108
damn that is pretty degenerate. i can't even fucking masturbate on psychedelics at all, like i just think the whole concept is weird and i just want to think about things.

most degenerate i managed was pulling up porn, starting to jerk off, then wanting to be high jerking off, then doing coke, then a vicious hellhole happened of 8 hours later and tabs full of interactive tg porn and motherless links and /d/ and whatever the hell else was happening jesus, cumming felt so good but afterwards i straight wanted to die and felt like a miserable shit. i think that experience was mentally scarring. i have even worse agp now than before. maybe my experience can help psychology research, though

(PROTIP DRUGS ARE BAD and have caused me more pain than pleasure)

When Rozen Maiden was popular I unironically developed a doll fetish

I bought my own doll and cummed on it a few dozen times

>>35389859
I fapped while my littlesister was sleeping in the bed next to me. To tranny porn. So it was double shameful.

Fapped on Skype with a dildo in my butt while the other person didn't know

>>35389859

Did the classic sharpie up the pooper when drunk once, I've experimented with anal masturbation before but I never had stuck a foreign object up my ass mostly my fingers.

I also did a sex rp with a land whale I met on okcupid also while drunk.

Jacked off on a bus under my hoodie once because of a girl in shorts. Her thighs pressed up against the seat and her glowing blonde hair in the sun and her sick ass cleavage uhgwhr.

Someone gets to have sex with that and I touched my dick to it under a hoodie surrounded by people on public transport.

>>35389859
>What is your most guilty fap you've ever had?
I can't stop reading futa x trap/tomgirl doujins

>>35392806
Same... I just can't get enough of cute trap bois getting fucked by futas... I secretly wish to be them ;~;

>>35391037
Look up traps doing it. There are a few different methods, the way I do it might not work for you, but the way you can do it might not work for me.

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>be me
>7th grade
>First Fap was to sonic porn
>Feelsbadman.jpg

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Fap in a library bathroom.

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>>35389859
>friend visits with gf (19 years old) and his little sister ( X6 years old)
>both girls are super innocent and shy
>they hang their bikinis on shower rod to dry
>i take shower
>rub one out
>look over and see bikinis
>masturbate with his gf's top while sniffing his little sister's bottoms
>cum almost immediately
>not on the bikinis tho
>meticulously examine the bikinis for pubes i may have left before returning them to the rod in the exact same position
>get out of shower and take them to dinner

I legit got a semi from typing this

Back in 7th grade, I sat in the corner of my history class. In front of me was this cute new girl I just met starting middle school. A few days in, we were watching a movie and it was really dark. So I slid down a bit and started to rub myself with my right hand while looking at my new crush. I blew in my pants.

>>35390489
I remember that 7th grade english class very well...

>>35393348
>Can relate
>First porn I saw was Pokemonporn.jpg
>Looked at with friends
>No fapping though

Every night when I cum thinking about fucking my sister.

Just die in my sleep already

>>35389859
Some blacked.com material. I rarely fap but once I was in the mood and there was a thread with it here. Feels bad man.

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>futas
>scat
>guro
>that 12 yr old girl who hung herself on webcam
>real rape

>>35394520
I've got a step sister but our parents have been together since she was 5 and I was 12. as the years went by we eventually learned to treat each other like actual family, you know how that goes. she's in high school now and I see her rarely because she does a back n forth with er birth mother. she has gotten... flirty lately and I can't say I haven't thought about it. especially considering we're not REALLY related. this crap is hard when it's real life.

>>35389964

Sounds like a dream there anon.

How was it?

>>35390445

No, they were both in their 70s.

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CP. It was CP.

>>35389859
My aunt... she was my first crush and teased me constantly about it when I was younger

The first time I masturbated it was over the ghoul prostitute in New Vegas.

>>35394791
Fucking normie

Not original of course

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>>35389859
Babies pooping.

>>35395058
Mine's pretty bad, but it's time to end it for you.

>>35395058

That's pretty Freudian.

something tells me this isn't original

I remember Masterbaiting in class while sitting by everyone and got up and it hit a girl in the face

>>35393348

But Sonic has a lot of really hot characters. It's not that bad anon.

>>35389859
vore.

yes, let's beat the idea of submission and self-sacrifice into a guy from ages 4-16 and then be surprised and angry when he fetishises it. brilliant fucking work, society. god, you are so great at planning things out.

>>35389859
I stole my roommates girlfriends dirty panties and a pair of her dirty socks. I stuffed her socks into my mouth and the panties over my head and beat off furiously to her fumes and blew a massive load that I aimed at my face.
That was this morning.

>>35395114
Freud was just a lying jew that killed himself, people really need to stop taking his theories about children wanting to fuck their parents seriously.

>>35389859
Jerked off to a pretty brutal guro/drugs/alleyway rape/left for dead picture with some other tags I'd rather not mention at my grandmothers house.

When I was a kid I was really afraid of spiders. After hearing about facing your phobias head on I headed out into the forest one day in search of a spider. I happened upon a rather large one and took my dick out and started wacking it. Right before reaching climax I aimed my dick at the spider and came all over it. It was a huge load. Suddenly the spider began to freak out and I got scared and crushed it with my shoe. Suddenly countless hundreds of tiny spider babies came running out all over the forest with my cum all over them. I threw my shoe in the forest and ran back home and told my dad some black kid stole my shoe. The next day my dad got on the school bus and screamed in the kids face until he cried. Everytime dad finished a sentence I slapped his hand and made gorilla noises like a hypeman. The bus driver became angsty so my dad took out his shotgun and blasted her head clean off. All of the kids began to scream so I took my penis out of my pants and started wacking it. My dad began clapping like he had just seen the greatest film to ever grace the big screen. In a fit of laughter my dad took his penis out of his pants and put it in a decapitated chomping skull that was laughing post-mortem and it ripped his penis right off. He clapped even harder and aimed his shotgun at the rest of the kids just as I reached climax. He blew all of their heads off and all that could be heard for miles was the sound of shotgun blasts and screaming kids as I aimed my cum at the live ones. I let out a loud moan as my dad began bending his knees up and down in a dancing motion in beat with my faps per second and each dead kid's final scream. Once they were all dead and my balls were drained we took out the cake and all the kids came back to life and we sung happy birthday to the bus driver, but my dad had accidentally used real ammo on her. He started clapping and swaying in a carefree manner and everyone laughed and said OOH DAD, SILLY YOU, but we knew it was no accident

>>35395382

There is a seed of insight and truth in every lie. Especially Jewish ones: that's why they're so successful.

Jung wasn't a jew, and used Freud's theories to rediscover the Western mystical tradition tracing its roots back to Hermetics and the Greek and Egyptian mysteries

>>35395542
free esoteric shitpost for all you faggot /pol/ secondaries who main twitter: the jew von Neumann prevented the cleansing of the kali yuga by averting nuclear war, which was actually supposed to happen

this post will allow you to be edgily misanthropist/so virtuous you're anti-human, while dissing a famous smart guy. it fucking prints RTs

now please get the fuck off my board and leave me to my gay porn and anime depression

>>35394791
what does CP stand for?

who /zeroguilt/ here?

I've fapped to cuckold raceplay, sissy, gay, scat, and other shit.

First time I masturbated to NTR or mom/son incest.

>Was jacking off for the sake of jacking off
>Lurking /v/
>Guy posts infamous gif of guy shitting on a baby
>looked at it and kept jacking it

>>35395946
Castration Pornography

In late high school (years 11 and 12) I used to go up these stairs very few people would go up and just take off all my clothes and fap and cum there. It was a real thrill, the chance of getting caught without any clothes on. Never got caught.

>>35395609
>fag
opinion discarded

>>35389859

In high school I drunk-called at like 3 AM and whacked it while we were on the phone.
I'm not sure she knew what I was doing or if she was even awake enough to remember the conversation. I just listened to her voice and whacked it.

>>35389859

My then girlfriend's sister, now sister-in-law borrowed my DSLR when those were kind of fancy and rare in 2006.

She took a bunch of nude pics for her bf, but didn't delete them from the SD card.

She gave me the camera back when we were at her (and my now wife's) parents' house. I noticed immediately and didn't say anything because a ton of people were around. So I put the camera down and ignored it.

Later that night, everyone left or went to bed. I noticed the camera hadn't moved at all, so I turned it on, and yep, all the pictures were still there.

So I went into the bathroom and jerked off to them. I felt absolutely awful within five seconds. I decided to put the camera back in the same spot.

The next morning, we were having breakfast and my wife turned on the camera to see what pictures we had from the night before. I froze and went completely silent. She started looking at the pics right next to me. There were no pictures from the night before, and no nudes of my SIL. So I'm guessing my SIL somehow realized she forgot to delete them and did so in the middle of the night.

That was almost 10 years ago and I'll take it to my grave.

Either
>self-suck and self-swallow
Or
>fap to interracial cuck porn
Which one is worse?

>>35390469
Faggot

Oregonatti

>>35389859
Fapping to my Grandma or my Dad I reckon

>>35389859
>Having a guilty fap

You Only Live Once.

>>35396168
Interracial is worse

>>35396023

I thought it was clown pornography, lol.

>>35396162
Wonder if her sister was looking for the camera to delete picture while you were furiously masturbating to her. She probably heard you in the bathroom and waited til you were out to delete them. She will take this to the grave with her as well

>>35394554
Whyd you post best game

>>35396162
>she forgot to delete them

Yeah, I'm sure. Just how retarded are you, my man?

>>35395609

I'm familiar with von Neumann as one of the pioneers of cybernetics, but I haven't heard about his averting nuclear war.

Where did you read/hear this, anon?

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>>35394791
You really shouldn't admit that anon.
You're not a bad person.

>>35396208
Newfag get out

Original

>>35396208
CP means "child pornography"

>>35389859
Pokemon (not the humans) porn.
Wasn't once either...

>>35389859
I fapped with my mom's panties at least 3 times. In my defense she looks great for her age.

Second most shameful fap would be loli mangas.

>>35396023
Its child porn

>>35397559
If you fap to that you are a bad person

>>35389859
>playing Halo: Reach when i was 13
>really fucking horny
>look at the file browser
>there was a texture issue in the female models that looked suspiciously like a vagina when the legs were spread wide
>fapped and came hard to female spartan texture error cooch

>>35398254
Fapping to it hurts no one. Yes you should stay away from it because it's illegal but people who deal with it won't have any help by being forced to constantly feel like they're subhuman.

>>35395440
Why were you afraid of spiders?

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>>35394646
>I've got a step sister but our parents have been together since she was 5 and I was 12. as the years went by we eventually learned to treat each other like actual family, you know how that goes. she's in high school now and I see her rarely because she does a back n forth with er birth mother. she has gotten... flirty lately and I can't say I haven't thought about it.

Hug imouto, post results.

>>35390364
Lena dunham pls leave

>>35389859
Empty luxury hotel room in Vegas.

Or the night before my college graduation. Not so much guilty but made me feel like shit.

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>>35394508
>pokemon was your first
I can relate, even now I sometimes look it up because it brings up so much material

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>>35398962

Pretty sure there is some Anon around here who has Gardevoir as his waifu.

>>35391145
I've done that too, Not to tranny porn though.
My Dad's old apartment only had a double bed so he would sleep on the couch and my sister and I would share.

I fapped multiple times whilst lying next to her. Didn't even feel bad about it at the time because I was a super horny 10 year old.

>fapping and edging throughout the day
>headphones in
>knock at the door
>turns out my mom had been taken ill and her work had been trying to call all day to inform me

Felt pretty bad about that one.

>>35389859
Watched Schindler's List and promptly masturbated to google images of dead Jews.

I wish I were joking.

>>35399201
>gardevoir
these fucking casuals man

Despite the fact that I wear my mother panties and bra, while fapping from time to time. Which is ok for me. I feel guilty about fapping to cuckold-porn.

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>>35389859
I once fapped to this cartoon called 'Barnyard', a children's show about some cows.
I fapped to the female cows (pic related).

WTF is wrong with me.

I'm not a retard who feels guilty for touching myself while looking at a computer screen but masturbating to ISIS videos is pretty edgy.

>>35389859
as a fembot i got off to an ISIS beheading video.

Mother cuckold/ntr. Don't even feel guilty anymore though.

>>35389859
Would you consider it degenerate to fap more than 10 times to the same pr0n? Because I've done that, and even to pictures which can't really be considered of a sexual nature...

Going to work at 4 am, saw kinda banged up car that smashed into this empty warehouse. Immediately went to help/see whats up. 17 yr old gorgeous latina sitting dead in the driver seat. It was easy to pull her shirt open and touched her nipples and stuff.Took a pic with my boner next to her head. Made the pic invisible just in case then called the cops. They arrived with an ambulance and told them i checked if her heart was beating and what not. Called into work to take day off cuz i was shaken up by the whole thing. Ive cummed gallons to this experience and the pic i took. It feels so bad. I really was very upset and sad by this dont get me wrong. But its still the only time ive ever got to play with boobs. And they were god tier perfect

>>35394791
Kill yourself. Unironically. You're the reason this world sucks.

The loliest girls I've fapped to were the Illya and Ro-Kyuu-Bu girls, usually grade schoolers are too young for me but those little strumpets are asking for it

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>>35399649
What kind of things did you imagine doing to IlIya, senpai?

>>35399543
Go get your brother please, anon. You might want to wear your noise cancelling headphones tonight also.

>>35399506
you sound like a numale piece of shit

>>35399797
Could you do my little sister after you're done helping him anon?

>>35399716
The thought of me doing anything to her is too far, mostly just imagined scenes of her doing lewd things with Kuro or Miyu

>>35399943
Boo. She needs big lolicon cock senpai.

I ..fapped to actual loli... 2days ago
I'm asshole fck

ERP with some mentally ill weeb who wanted to be a girl. He was the girl and I was the guy.


I deleted him off of steam after that.

>>35390825
>^_^

fuck off CIA, we know your tricks

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>>35393348
First time I've genuinely laughed in months

thank you brother

>>35390827
fuck. dats nasty bruh

>>35389859
Being ordered into the bathroom to fap by my busty aunt when my erection was too obvious

>>35394791
baiting for samefags? nice try FBI

pornography of one of those anamatronic fox animal things from FNAF

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To the "Cash me outside girl" how bout dat?

>>35400544
can word this post!

>>35400721
(((they))) got you man, prepare to get v&

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>>35393381
That's pretty hot desu

Orgasm

>>35400721
Well she's got some big ole titties

>>35399601
Do you still have the pic?
You experienced what's probably a once in a lifetime chance, and all you did was take a picture of your dick by her head?

Anon pls.

>>35393381

You're probably not here but this gave me a chub.

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A toddler with a dick in her mouth that I saw on /b/

I am so sorry.

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>>35401799
Sequel to Daisy's Destruction?

I've been eating my own cum a lot lately

Dry humped my cats, not really a fap though.

>>35390489
jews literally cant stop being degenerate

>>35399626
How is he the reason the world is shit?

>>35389859
Jerking off with a 60 year old guy over cam.

>>35402029
>Dry humped my cats, not really a fap though.

i cum on cat she hiss at penis