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>fucking brits
>fucking amerifats
>the reich over everything

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>>35384636
I see no smug Wojack though

No meme stealers lads.

I make 70% of Britfeel memes.

Don't make me stop.

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got landlord and people coming over tomorrow at 9am for some sort of insurance valuation... i have not been awake before 9am in many weeks. Going to go hide in the local shop for 30 mins and hope they are gone after.

any cute boys fancy a cuddle?

>>35384636

Here's the true redpill on sex, for virgins.

As good as the physical pleasure of sex is, the real pleasure comes from the afterglow. The physical pleasure is probably only 20-50% better than masturbating, sometimes worse, but the afterglow leaves you blissful for ages

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>>35384760
AHHHHH! HE KILLED BRUNO! DON'T MAKE ME FEEL THIS SAD, CALVARY!

lads i did it

i put 30 of my last 50 bennies on barca to qualify tonight at 66/1 odds

i just made 2k

fuck fuck fuck what do i do with it why do i feel like a millionaire

>>35384749

What memes have you made? I've made a couple, only 1 really took off though

>employer puts up 4 identical ads on job website
>send in applications for all of them
Was this a smart thing to do, or will it just piss them off?

>>35384788
Here's the true redpill on sex, for virgins.

the only truly pleasurable thing is manipulating young virgin boys into doing degenerate humiliating things for your own sick sexual pleasure.

>>35384804
Buy a pack of kettle crisps and put it in a display cabinet. The value will only rise over time as the cheese molecules mature even further.

>>35384804
>i just made 2k
Damn nigga. Well done.

anyone else get annoyed at how little they know about whats happened

>>35384827
No one is retarded enough to fall for 'boipucci' and 'trap' shit.

>>35384854
How do you mean lad? With news and shit or just in general?

>>35384804
Look into day trading, 2k is a bit on the low side but you can probably make a start

FUCK FUCK FUCK my funny turns are back I DONT WANT TO DIE YET REEEEEE

>>35384871
what about feminine boys and twinks? people like those :)

>>35384854
Yes. Ever since the "incident" I haven't felt the same.

>>35384804

Do not do this >>35384879 You will only lose money unless you've a professional

>>35384804
thats mad lad, good on ya

>>35384897
i know lad, when that person did the thing in the place...fucking hell thats was a thing that happened

>>35384838
>caring about money
you should open the pack and put the individual crisps on display. show those magnificant crisps off

>>35384823
well i mean you look desperate at the very least, if they're after a desperate member of staff that they can manipulate and treat like shit they'll probably go for you

>>35384788
I've never kissed or cuddled with a girl before. i fantasise about that more than sex.

>>35384896
Gay men like those, you can't turn straight people gay.

>>35384877
everything thats ever happened

>>35384947
yes you bloody well can, you just cant see it.

>>35384804
Good on ya mate, treat yourself to a your favourite drink and get a nice takeout

also if you're in the east mids you can take me out for a few pints

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>Free figurines for your anons! they're in mint condition

>>35385008
don;t make the exact same joke twice in one day you cuck

>>35385008
I collect figures and this shit makes me irrationally angry.

I only buy new figures btw, not in case someone treated them badly but I just like the satisfaction of opening them and removing them from the packaging.

>>35385008
mmm that looks really yummy, not gay but i love cum and it looks so good.

>>35384854
>tfw I found out we had a new prime minister about two weeks after it happened

>>35384921
why would you say that? im offering him decent advice, i dont know if you've ever dabbled in day trading before but people tend to overestimate how 'easy' it is to lose money (if you arent a complete retard you'll profit easily in the mid-long run) at worst you're only ever losing small amounts. it's pretty fail proof if you arent a complete mong, the thing that scares most people off is the misconception that its an easy way to lose money

all im saying is ideally you want to be starting with 5-10k, 2k will suffice though

>>35384854
I'm the opposite. I wish I knew less.

>>35385070
Mate just leave the lad to enjoy himself. He doesnt want to be stressing out about trading.

>>35385070
>if you aren't a complete mong
The guy made his winnings gambling on sports mate

>>35385106
alright fair enough lad

>>35385153
haha i know lad

he's so dumb, i'm glad we're so smart. much smarter than him.

i'm always amazed when i see americans talk about how they work a full-time + a part-time job, or how they study + work 20-30 hours a week on top of that

are we just lazy in this country or something?

>>35385070
>if you aren't a complete retard you'll profit easily
>unironically offering this advice to someone who only ended up with the money by gambling 75% of his remaining benefits on a game of football

wew

>>35385070
post proof that you've made money from daytrading

>>35385223
>are we just lazy in this country or something?
americans just overwork themselves

>>35385223
Americans are just cucks

>>35385223
I work part time at dominos and it sometimes feels like I have no free time.

I actually enjoy the job though so I stay there

>>35385223
Americans are weird when it comes to work.

>american restaurant doing badly
>staff haven't been paid in a couple of months
>they stay there anyway out of loyalty to the company

This happens all the time in these ramsay shows and it doesn't make any sense.

They really are brainwashed into working.

>unions are bad
>it's okay the bosses get paid my salary + 10 million because they "work hard"
>heh 60 hour work week? i work 80 sometimes
>oh yeah my family are hard workers
>working for below minimum wage but i get tips

I think somebody in a previous thread recommended Whisper as a way to start chatting with a certain type of girl, or girls in general.

I wasn't the one who initially asked but bloody hell, good shout 2bh.

So many depressed, needy teenyboppers on here.

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>>35385229
He bet on Barca getting refball, safest money in the world senpai.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clU0Sh9ngmY

>>35385329
>>35385223

Watch this, this video pretty much some up yanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WKgSCPqY4M

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>play game with ebinanon
>he bullies me
Don't fall for his charms, lads

>>35385340
Tell me more, anon.

Is it like tinder?

>>35385070
>>35385230
Exactly. I want to see proof of this.

>>35385389
what game?
blxs

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>>35385389
WHAT.
do you need me to 'talk' to him about this? i will set him straight again.

>>35385379
>work hard

is there a bigger meme?

>>35385438
Only life

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Who invented the skip?

>>35385448
life's not a meme

I enjoy life

>>35385484
cockadoodle who?

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>>35385488
>he fell for the life meme

Muted unoriginal

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You can't dodge the Rodge, not even in britfeel

>>35385566
Couldn't even dodge himself

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>>35385510

> Have I got a forced meme?
> There are so many opportunities for an avatarfa-
> Actually, let-let-let me rephrase that. Can I... No, in fact I'll just repeat the question. Have I got a forced meme?

I don't think I've been this depressed watching a film before. Calvary has made me quite miserable. I don't think I've cried at a film before.

>>35385391
Not like tindr.

The app isn't a hookup or even dating thing but it can be used for that purpose.

Essentially people post secrets/confessions/opinions on some tumblr type graphic and its an invitation for people to comment.

You can search for groups, go by category or - crucially - by location.

You have a pseudonymous profile but you don't put personal stuff on there. Even on the blatant public hookup requests people don't post their pictures. I think you can if you want, people just don't do it. You can reply publicly to people's posts and there is a private chat option where you aren't asked to add a picture to your text all the time

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>>35385603
>Cooking in prison

just bought an 800 quid monitor lads

>>35385566
I think with a bit of makeup and maybe a hint of plastic surgery, Elliot Rodger could have made a decent trap

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>>35385603

Elliot himself was the ultimate robot

>>35385613
i loved that film. very hard, real and intense.

great cast aswell

>>35385638

Anyone can make a decent trap, just put a wig on and wear a skirt.

>>35385627
You need monitoring lad

>>35385587
Couldn't even dodge a door

>>35385614
so is this what the young people use now?

>>35385627
which one? im looking to upgrade mine atm.

POT NOODLE POWER RANKINGS
>God tier
Sticky Rib
Sweet & Sour

>Great tier
Chinese Chow Mein
Bombay Bad Boy

>Good tier
Chicken & Mushroom
Original Curry

>Meh tier
Chilli Beef
Brazilian BBQ Steak

>Low tier
Sausage Casserole
Beef & Tomato

>Abomination tier
Mac & Cheese

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>>35385642
So says the Rodge

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>>35385683

>thw 'door' memer posts in britfeel

>>35385678
monitor this

*grabs dick*

>>35385691
https://www.scan.co.uk/products/32-acer-xb321hk-ips-4k-monitor-nvidia-g-sync-v2-technology-3840-x-2160-dp-hdmi-usb-30-hub-flickless-

Took me a while to decide between 1440p144hz and 4k60hz but after fucking about in pc world for a few hours I made my mind up. It arrives tomorrow. Hopefully without or with very minor backbleed.

>>35385698
>Mac and Cheese pot noodle
ugh don't mind me
that was legitimately the worst thing I've ever eaten

>>35385698
>Elder God tier
Golden Wonder Chip Shop Curry

>>35385698
What about the Mexican one? Or was that the chilli and beef?

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>>35385399
Rocket League
>>35385406
If you think it will help

>>35385699
keked, did more research into the guy today. sad story but he needed to accept why they didn't like him; he is a skinny manlet that has a big silver spoon.

>>35385698
Good list buy chicken and mushroom should be higher

>>35385727
what are your specs? isn't 32 too big?

>>35385614
Just looked at it. Looks like some clickbait site, I don't get it. Thought it was a social media site

>>35385779
i read a lot of people saying 32 was just right and I thought that's crazy but after sitting in front of one it seems just right

4770k at 4.5
1080 sli (maybe 1080ti instead when it comes out)

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>>35385664

ooh... ladyboys

>>35385756
This poster is a good Rocket League player!!

>>35385759
>that has a big silver spoon.

IT AIN'T ME

>>35385690
Some of them. There's a lot of these more niche apps.

>>35385811
They have a website but the app is the main thing. You don't use the app to read the clickbait stories.

Do you think you could kill someone?

Assuming a sufficient cause was there, could you go through with it?

>>35385756
Dont worry, he wont be able to bully anyone again.

>>35385838
careful you don't pop out alan

>>35385868
Wouldn't think twice about killing some of the drugged up homeless round here. In fact, I know a few ways I could do it and most likely evade the long cock of the law but the risk isn't worth it.

What ya'll up to lads?

Done the dishes, tidied my room but I'll hoover it tomorrow. Just sat down and poured a nice single malt to be honest.

>>35385868
As I am now: some days maybe, other days definitely not.

If I was in the army or something I probably would be fine with it. I'm pretty dead inside. I stabbed myself in the stomach last year and the paramedics said they hadn't seen someone as calm as me before in a stabbing.

>>35385868
>Do you think you could kill someone?

yes if it was in self defense

>>35385897
To do:
>wash my frying pan
>wash my face
>brush teeth

That's it and then bed around 2 probably

>>35385868

Absolutely, and it really makes me wonder how frequent killing would be if murder was not a criminal offence.

hedgehog's dilemma
The phrase hedgehog's dilemma refers to the notion that:

(1) The closer two beings come to one another in a relationship, the more likely it might be for them to inflict psychological pain on each other
(2) Yet if they remain apart, they each might feel the roughly-equivalent (psychological) pain of loneliness.

This notion comes from the conjecture that hedgehogs, with sharp spines on their backs, might hurt each other if they get too close. It is a character trait believed to be possessed by some individuals, in real life as well as in works of fiction, sometimes causing anti-social behaviours, often allegedly caused by an unpleasant past experience of intimate relationships. A person who suffers from the hedgehog's dilemma will usually avoid becoming too close or involved with someone, due to fear of another similar, possibly painful, experience, such as they had experienced in the past.
Porcupines are a better example of the hedgehog's dilemma due to their commonly known dangerously sharp spines. As you can imagine, getting too close to them will provoke them and might force a few spines in you in self defense.

>>35385867
Just downloaded the app. I feel too old to be using this. The amount of "I'm going to kill myself confessions" as if

>>35385389
this is fake news
we both kind of get carried a bit sometimes

>>35385868
probably

though murder is illegal so I'd try not to

>>35385947
that'll take 2 and a half hrs.
wew lad i thought i was lazy
i'm impressed
holy fuck i've just done 5 captchas da fuck

>>35385951
how could you not feel guilty about it, do you literally posses no empathy?

>>35386005
where did i say that would take 2 and a half hours?

learn to ready you dumb fucking idiot

>>35382501
That's ace bud, reminds me of one of my favourites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr0XWmEbiMQ
>>35383480
Aww they brought you in just to have you do nothing? that's annoying! Least you got some loot though heheh
Glad you've got a soundtrack for tonight! Chilling with some weeb tunes myself
Aye was a good day!
Did you finish your doodle?

>>35383522
Aww sorry to hear about the bad times bud, glad to hear you're feeling better now though!
Hope you're having a good night with your D&D buddies!

>>35385991
We did, but you still bullied and stole my goal that one time!

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>>35385566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY2Z0qhhgk4
Real human Rodge

>>35385838
Living in a service station is like something you'd read about on britfeel

>>35386049
I'm wondering if Elliot posted on /r9k/

Some of you lads might remember my post last week about heading out to LA to meet some studios about my script.

It didn't go well at all. They all said "We'll pass on this one but we'd love to see your next one."

I got depressed and drunk and asked my agent to lend me $300 for a hooker and she said she's dropping me as a client.

Fuck.

>>35386049
God I wish I could feel sorry for this guy but the faces he makes just make him look like a villain.

haha lads gonna go get a glass of milk rn

>>35386009
>do you literally posses no empathy?

Of course, but I wouldn't go around killing random innocent people would I

>>35386103
Oh wait, he is a villain. He murdered innocent people. /r9k/ is making me forget what he actually did

>>35386107
You've just inspired me to do the same. Thanks lad

>>35385868
Sufficient cause?

You mean like if I saw someone collecting sticks on the Sabbath?

Of course.

>>35386092
im sorry they didnt like but lad.. you could of still made it if you kept on writing. im sure a lot of writers get turned down. you're young as fuck. you have a lot of time to grow and develop as a writer.

did you literally say to your client "can i borrow money for a hooker"?

>>35386112
so you would be like Rorschach or something and only kill baddies?

Just had a 3way lads wahey

>>35386187
how was it? tell us all about it lad

>>35386187
a 3way with the lads?

>>35386187
Pretty hot lad, which 2 lads here was it with?

What would you say the single stupidest thing you've ever done was?

>>35386187
Bet that was a pain in the arse lad.

>>35386187
take any pictures?? i want to see their cocks.

>>35386141
nice1 m8, hows yours? went a bit cheeky here and got a chocolate hobonob, haha absolutely mental

>>35386218
start breathing after being born

>>35386218
trying to get back with a girl that betrayed me

never again

>>35386224
Excellent choice lad. I'm having mine with a caramel wafer, no dipping though I'm afraid

>>35386186

The original question said 'sufficient cause' which kind of implies the person you are killing has done something to warrant it.

>>35386218
I've never done anything that stupid tbqh

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How active is /britfeel/ during the night? I usually go to sleep at 11 but I need to stay up this time.

>>35386204
Yep
>>35386209
2 lads not from here
>>35386221
A pain but also a pleasure
>>35386222
I did not
>>35386203
It was pretty good, the 3way cuddling afterwards was brilliant though

>>35386264
fairly active, but you better enjoy boipucci and dicks.

>>35386218
Got fat desu

>>35386276
>A pain but also a pleasure
Fucking hedonists

>>35386218

cut someone's brake lines, it was extremely impulsive and I hadn't considered the risks to other people other than the guy I targetted.

>decorator coming tomorrow to pick up the payment
>haven't got cash on me

Should I walk to the atm now or hope I wake up early enough to go early?

>>35385868

If someone had done something awful to someone I cared about very deeply, I would.

But that's why we have a state infrastructure to prevent people from making a bad situation worse!

>>35386019
well i was annoyed at first, but that's cause my battery was going quick. but the room was like aladins cave. found loads of blank certificates for new managers so promoted myself. there was a lamenating machine so i made it all official. found some play doh so made some workers to boss about. then found loads of old grievance forms and previous employee dissmisal stuff. don't it was a great day. i'm doing the same tomorrow :)

>>35386254
matter of perception that though init mate. some people would murder someone over leaving them, having a different opinion, or calling them a mean name.

>>35386218
probably going to university since I ended up wasting 2 years and dropping out and then wasting another 4 years sat around the house all depressed

>>35384788
Not true. When it's over you go to sleep or have a shower. Afterglow is for women.

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>>35386264
>He's never experienced the britfeel /nightcrew/

>>35386353
yeah, there is someone i would of genuinely murdered a few years back if the law didnt exist. glad i never.

>>35386382

I meant more the next day

>>35386247
don't quite know about no dunk desu m80

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>>35386287
>you better enjoy boipucci and dicks.
I'll just binge-watch something.

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>>35386305
on his peddle bike, r-right?

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>spend several nights working through a huge, ultra-comfy archived thread
>greentext stories of personal experiences, feels, etc
>reach the end
>feel empty inside

>>35386382
>Afterglow is for women.

not it isnt. women typically feel slutty after having sex while men feel empowered.

having good sex is harder than having a good wank

>>35386019
sorry lad forgot to say about muh doodle.
errr no, not even started yet. was having a boogie, then tea gonna do an hr now but doubt i'll finish it tonight

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>when you have a pain "down there" and you don't quite know what it is
>similar feeling to a mild kick in the balls or an ache up the bum

just wish I knew what was causing it desu

>>35386449
an archived thread she be left well alone

>>35386502
>cue ten anons saying "i know how to make it better"

>>35386502
i will check it out for you if you dont mind hehe

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>finish a show
>avoid feels by immediately restarting episode 1

somebody lock me up haha

>>35385698
Bombay Bad Boy
Chicken and Mushroom
The list starts and ends there. Brown or yellow out of pure desperation.

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>>35386425
Stay up with us and watch the magic of late night brits

>>35386523
>and 8 involve a good bumming

>>35386502
i know how to make it better, get treatment for testicular cancer

>>35386502
I know you to make you feel better lad haha
bend over

>>35386502
Sounds like someone kicked your balls up your bum mate.

>>35386534
That's super devilish lad

>>35385868
If there were no risk of prosecution I'd do it in a heartbeat, just to see how it felt. Stab someone to death and hold eye contact with them. Just really get into it. Given my general tastes I'm p sure I'd get a rager.

less then a week and i've already failed nofap. how do people do it?

>>35386502
did you die??
maybe its because you are a bully

>>35385868
This isnt helping the anon who thinks the government is trying to make robots kill people.

>>35386502
I think that's what love is. Who's the lucky lad?

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Just a heads up lads, keep an eye on SXX - Sirius Minerals stock. I live within a few hours, and it's sounding like it might really come to something, long term.

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When does the loneliness go away lads

>>35386617
Are you the lad doing it for Jesus? I gave up day 4

>tfw try to reply to ass many posts as possible and dont have much of a thread 'character'
Who else here /teamplayer/?

>>35386667
Nah. I'm the lad doing it for Lent. Still going, I was tempted a couple of times but I'm pushing through.

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>>35386682

>Over a thousand of my posts have contained the phrase 'Lethal dose of morphine'

>>35386502
let me rub those balls and bum better

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Hey lads, how are you all doing tonight?

>>35386702
>Nofap
What sacrifice is that, when compared to the temptations of Our Lord in the wilderness?

>on a discord channel
>one guy has a really loud whiny voice
>put him down to 5%
>still just as loud and whiny

>>35386667
>>35386702

How? I've tried several times. The closest I managed to lasting any prolonged period was actually on a 'retreat', and on about the fourth day I was so distracted by fantasizing/fucked up thoughts I was nearly walking into doors and ended up yanking it on a bed that had probably had a dozen nuns sleep on it. It wasn't my finest moment.

http://i.imgur.com/jNjfO3p.gifv

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>>35386715
Sometimes I make posts about my life but then I slip back into the shadows. People would be suprised to find out all my posts were by the same person. I think.

>>35386741
Just mute him

>>35386731
I wish I could fast the same as Christ but I am a weaker man than he is.

>>35386758
Same anon. Weird really isn't it. I bet there's no more than 50 regular posters, and at night no more than about 10. A lot of the same people speaking to each other every night but don't know who they are.

7 Captchas, jesus christ

>>35386758
>People would be suprised to find out all my posts were by the same person. I think.

I think exactly the same.

>>35386758
>People would be suprised to find out all my posts were by the same person. I think.

I am one of the posters that is known for something and I think people would be very surprised to find that that person has a fairly satisfying sex life, and is generally a happy person.

>>35386751
I don't know how I could describe how I'm persevering to other people. I'm just doing it.

>>35386795
>same 10 sad bastards repeating the same thing everynight to eachother

>>35386842
I'd start with "I just don't wank"

>>35386834
>a fairly satisfying sex life, and is generally a happy person.
REEEEE etc etc

>new job
>evening shifts
>come home at 10 feeling exhausted
>wake up at 10am
>commute time is 1 hour
>no personal time at all

my god this is hell, this is wageslavery the memesters talked about

>>35386877
Basically really. If I'm aroused I just ignore it. I've even looked at porn to try and tempt myself just so I can ignore it.

>>35386887

I was probably posting on /r9k/ before you, anon.

>>35386781
True. Plus, beyond thirty days at the outside you'd probably die. It has been done, but it takes more than just willpower. There's genetics, luck and a fair bit of meditation too. Buddhism has a similar effort involving buying a monk for an extended period of time in a barrel, where he will survive on meditation and the air from a piece of bamboo. Many lack the special characteristics needed and die in the attempt.

>>35386914
I'm just kidding. As long as some provides good chat I dont really care if they get laid.

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i'm going to sleep, have a great gay night and cum lots for me!

>>35386927
I think being the son of God helped a fair bit too

>>35386891
at least you dont have to think while you are wageslaving

just a few thousand days until its over haha

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Anon, tell me why you are not currently saving up to go on a pilgrimage to Isla Vista

>>35386979
ACtually its really stressful lad, im not meeting targets and will probably be fired soon t.b.q.h.w.y

So my waking hours = stress and a hoarse throat.

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Lets judge each other by our youtube feeds eh lads? Ha.

>>35386944
>>35386927
do you lads think that jesus was influenced by buddhist philosophy? i think he might of been

>>35386658
This has me curious so I'll take you advice

Lads, I'm straight but I'll occasionally swoon internally for some weird reason. Is this evidence of a repressed gay subconscious or normal?

>>35386944
If he had hax then it was without value. Might as well brag about winning in a video game when you have infinite health and ammo. If he was a man with great fortitude, it was impressive.

>>35387038
Very interesting idea but I'm not sure how he'd have been exposed to it.

>>35387024
>heather feather
Patrician taste lad

>>35387059
Bisexual probably. Or chadsexual

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for me, it's a lamb donner + chicken shish kebab every time

>>35387078
i have those forks

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>>35387024

need text to fill

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>>35387024
Pretty basic package

>>35387095
it's the cheapest set from ikea

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>>35387024
>Watch one fucking video of this guy
>Suddenly YT wont stop suggesting his videos no matter how many times i tell it im not interested

>>35387038
He wasn't.
>>35387065
Buddhism had reached the Roman Empire at that point but just barely. I highly doubt it would have gained any traction in Roman Syria.

>>35387065
>Very interesting idea but I'm not sure how he'd have been exposed to it.

dont people say that their is a period of jesus life that isnt documented, and they speculate he might of traveled the asia? im really uneducated with regards to Christianity, i just remember hearing about this

>>35387078
Thats a yummy dinner lad, hope you enjoy it

>>35387107
Who's the French chick?

>>35386834
What do you mean known for something? You're a tripfag?

>>35386753
that looks shithot, would love to go and ride around on the trains. cheers lad

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>>35387136
Alizee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

>>35387141

As in "that you who posts X, or is interested in Y

>>35387038

My, that's a unique heretical thought you have there.

>>35386768
I have. My ears are relieved

>>35387124
http://www.thezensite.com/non_Zen/Was_Jesus_Buddhist.html

>>35387113
yeah but they are pretty comfortable still considering

>>35387130
Cheers mate, just wish I had something better than Budweiser to wash it down with tbqh

>>35387129
Again interesting but that kind of thing is just conjecture. Not impossible, but not especially likely. Ideas like asceticism, self-denial and altruism are not uncommon regardless of culture. In essence, nurturing endurance is a good test of the strength of one's will; the mind/ spirit overcoming the commands of the body.

>>35387169
she is cute, CUTE!
unoriginal content

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKelPiDXEwc

I'm just going to get drunker and watch limmy videos until I fall asleep

>>35387169
You should just tell us who you are.

>>35387169
what did the French mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfXBNQMj2SE

>>35387024
just a load of kpop and random car videos most likely

Sakulad a cute.
Cute!

>>35387196
i wonder what did influence his though. i cant imagine he developed his ideas on his own, even if he is the son of god, some books, or teachers must of guided him

>>35387229
remember that actual french are scum bags
https://youtu.be/MrL4FC-JbCw

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for me, it is Paul Scholes

>>35387257
>i cant imagine he developed his ideas on his own
You think the son of god isnt capable of independant thought?

>>35387266
all gingers look alike

>>35387078
Jesus christ looking at that makes me realize how hungry I am. I am fucking starving. I should go out and get a donner kebab right now, there's a kebab shop about 5 minutes walk from my flat. It's open until 5am. Should i go lads?

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>>35387214

ElliotDoxxer, one of the most obsessed Elliot posters of all. I'm also a 24 year old wagie and guy who posts 90% of the Shipman posts.

I'm also the guy who's own family member has a page on Murderpedia

http://murderpedia.org/male.I/i1/ingram-nicholas-lee.htm

I'm also that guy who the mixed race anon keeps trying to wind up

I also went through a short autistic phase of posting random 5 card poker hands on the catalog with no context. >pic related

>>35387322
Yes you should lad, don't let those cravings be suppressed

>>35387328
Honestly mate it doesn't surprise me that much you have a decent sex life. You seem a lot more normal than most people here.

I post loads of OC here and came up with at least 5 or 6 of the main Britfeel memes, and my girlfriend is asleep next to me right now.

>>35387024
>tfw I browse this general with such plebs

>>35387257
He probably did read around where possible. That said, philosophers often come up with things based on what's to hand. So using the Torah as a jumping off point for a doctrine intended to stabilise that part of the world - remember his 'Give to Caesar what is Caesar's and to God what is God's' and of course the Good Samaritan. Who didn't he like though? Kike money lenders shitting up the temple, which was supposed to be for worship and prayer. Red pills desu. If only they had listened.

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>>35387368
>tfw I forgot my pic

>>35387342
Would be the first time I'd ever had one sober lad.

I'll just have one on Friday night after a few beers instead.

>>35387365

You should tell us which memes are yours. I suspect you may also be east devon anon

>>35387276
perhaps i am just projecting but it would take away his greatness, for me. all philosophers are influenced by teachers, writers etc. People cant just conjure up thoughts on their own. think of all the greatest philosphers, they develop their thought from other teachers and personal experience. of course if he is the son of god, he isnt a man, but i dont like to think that he possessed a hack, it diminishes his strength of a character for me.

>tfw unsure whether to spend my last fiver on an 8g of baccy and a bottle of cheap wine or just go to sleep and save my last cig for the morning
someone decide for me

>>35387434
go now lad, you'll only have to go for it tomorrow

>>35387365
>and my girlfriend is asleep next to me right now.

BritNormie detected.

>>35387382
i think this might be of interest to you

http://www.thezensite.com/non_Zen/Was_Jesus_Buddhist.html

i will read the bible more. i need to read into all the stuff you have said more. dont know much about jesus tbqh

>>35387484
You got me lad. Sleepy gf.

>>35387365
>You seem a lot more normal than most people here.

True, but the standards have changed a lot since I first came here.

When I started posting here, you had to be at least somewhat normal, otherwise you wouldn't have any interesting awkward stories to greentext.

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I've never actually used Reddit before, and I always assumed that how bad it was was just a meme.

Jesus fucking christ it's a terrible site.

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>>35387024
I barely watch any of this stuff desu

>>35387365
Now you're just making things up. I manufactured 100% of the memes you all enjoy today. In fact, I'm the only person here.

>>35387523
The very idea of the site is flawed. "Upvoting" opinions? It's distilling every discussion into the lowest common denominator.

>>35387504
Fair enough then. I'm not Christian personally but I was raised in that environment and do find it interesting.

>ElliotDoxxer is a normie
>BirtNormie is responsible for almost all OC

This has got to be the single most depressing thread ever

>>35387551
>>35387523
If you google Dark Souls and any given weapon Reddit is among the first to come up. Reading about the meta there is always very informative. Plus the No Sleep Podcast started there and it's a lovely comfy listen.

>>35387558
neither am i but i own a bible and find jesus interesting.

my parents are very agnostic

>>35387598
>edgesoulfags also browse reddit
what a shocker

>>35387585
>OC

which original content are we talking about? he might be lying, i know people personally that have created some memes here

>>35387601
All other things aside, the Bible is objectively a fascinating collection of stories and a good read.

>>35385868
most definitely, I rarely think about things when I've done them. probably some form of autism.

>fuck a ladyboy in thailand I thought was a girl when drunk
>never really think of it and when I do I don't really care

Whenever I hurt someones feelings I rarely ever care so yes, I think I could kill someone. I wouldn't really enjoy it and wouldn't choose to do it but I doubt it'd gnaw at me like it does some people because frankly, nothing I ever have done ever really gets to me

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for me, its the class 158

>>35387598
This is the case for most things. If you want to get a quick rundown on a craft, come to a 4chan niche board and read the sticky. For everything else type reddit at the end of your question and you'll get some pretty good answers. Other than that its pretty garbage though.

>>35387585
the epic maymays he's referring to will be pictures of black guys fucking blondes or something

>>35387617
Dark Souls isn't edgy, you're just ignorant.

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>>35387636

Bible bashing rapidly intensifies

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>>35387551
It's so fucking stupid. Why would people go on a subreddit for a topic when they know that anything negative is going to be downvoted and will never be seen? (especially political ones because politics is supposed to be at least somewhat about debate, go to the Bernie Sanders subreddit and criticise him or his policies and you'll get deleted.) At least here the comments that go against the status quo are the most visible because they get the most replies.

The one that really pissed me off was someone said "why is being friendly with Russia a bad thing". Literally every comment was about how Putin murders babies and lynches gays and is literally the anti-christ.

If I wanted a cancerous circlejerk I'd go the the Hospice Gloryhole on intake day 2bh.

>>35387656
>Hebden
I once shat on that station when the toilets were shut for the night. Wiped my arse on dock leaves. Didn't expect it, think there were some nettles mixed in. Bad night, that.

>>35387628
Almost all vocaroos, Terry arc, cricket farm, kettle chips, high class call center, my mum is a scientologist, loads more that I've forgotten,

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>Haven't eaten anything all day
>Somehow feel fine

>>35387663
>grimdark world which is all about death and killing others
>not an edgelord dreams
Sure thing mate

>>35387671
Not bashing owt you daft twat, just saying I don't believe it's all true. I have no problem with them as thinks it is. Most of my family do.

>>35387701

Why's that anime dribbling? He is sick?

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>>35387656
For me, it has to be Percy

>>35387523
If you want to see something really fucked, look ar r/Relationships.

If it's a man asking for advice they say "just do what your wife/gf wants"

If it's a woman asking for advice they say "OMG what a monster leave him immediately"

If you post a dissenting opinion they just delete it and if you post too many they'll ban you. It's literally "women can do no wrong"

>>35387701
You don't actually need to eat, its just a capitalist scam so we keep buying food.

>>35387701
as someone who frequently didn't eat for 30+hours its a lot like sleeping, your most hungry like 6-10hours after not eating then it just goes away.

in my experience anyway

>>35387718
Because Final Fantasy X was edgy, right? Dark Souls is an allegory for depression. Is it any wonder people can relate?

>>35387679
It might have been the same thread but I saw a screencap of a post on reddit that said "Remember when US and Russia used to be enemies" and everyone was saying how great that was. If any of them would look past the +6000 karma x3 gold they could realise that they're talking shit and making no sense. A bunch of 20 year olds waxing nostalgic about a cold war they were never involved in.

On Reddit the first opinion to get traction is the dominant opinion.

>>35387726
He's salivating because he's seen some tasty food

>>35386218

I made a mechanically sound bike out of my shit matter all smushed into shapes and dried, i ate loads of varnish so that my poop would harden better. It was all very precise but of course the material I used wasn't amazingly strong so when I went to test it out on the halfpipe in the neaby park an old man offered me money to suck my dick then when he was done I forgot to take the money off him. I ran to the police station and only realised I was holding a bike like 50 yards away so I didn't even use it very much. I reported the crime but the police told me to away, I forgot my poo bike at the station. When I got home I took a massive shit onto newspaper and tsarted smearing it on the windows so that it would dry cast into very thin squares. I hoped to make a shit kite but I fell asleep making the poo crispy with a hairdryer and the dryer heated up one spot on the carpet till it set alight. Fuck aids piss.

>>35387754
>>35387750
Yeah the hunger wears off and you get used to it.

Some fat cunt went a year without eating.

Looked him up, his name is Angus Barbieri.

>>35387700
i know he definitely bull shitting about some of that because i know the person is real life who created the kettle chips meme.

i wouldent take it as fact. if he is lying about the kettle chips, which i know for a fact he is, then he is probably lying about coming up with most of the other memes.

>>35387718
something being dark doesent make it edgy. being edgy is acting a certain way that is cringy because you want to be different

We are gonna need some Meme lawyers in here

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>>35387758
I found the one I was talking about

https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/5xuxeo/eli5_why_is_it_so_frowned_upon_to_be_friendly/?st=j01p0qe6&sh=04f3f3f3

The thing that annoys me most is that the OP didn't take any convincing, he basically said "why does this thing happen" and when he gets the answer that matches his opinion he's all "exactly as I expected". There is no counter argument on his part.

Literally every top comment is hugely negative of Russia. There's about 10 stupid analogies of 'imagine a schoolyard bully is going around...'. There's no variety of opinion what-so-ever.

Edit: Thanks for the gold

>>35387820
Bollocks. He was the first one to call someone a pleb for not being able to afford kettle chips. Either your "IRL mate" is lying or you are.

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I'm having hip-hop big cums, lads.

>>35387859
>What is 2 + 2? (I know it's 4 but I want someone else to say it)

>>35387864
my mate called someone a pleb and made it a meme, other people may of helped but i know it was his idea, and i know he was the first one commenting a lot about he kettle chips, other people picked up on it after him. why the fuck would my mate lie about making up a meme. he literally told me that he was making it a meme, and he would sometimes write out big paaragraphs here larping about kettle in an attempt to make it a meme.

you can choose to believe it or not but i know the truth, lad. and i will find proof when i can be bothered.

I thought I was fine with not having a GF
But recently I've been really depressed because I will never be with Kirsten Schaal
I honestly can't sleep because of it. Now I just want someone to love but I'm such an unsocial, useless person that I can't see it happening

>>35388015
hahaha Kirsten Schaal out of all people. She does kind of have a weird attractiveness about her though, ill give you that

>>35388015
i feel the same way. i sometimes wonder if any girl would be willing to look past my problems.

>>35387955
The guy who wrote the big story about "Mr Patel feinting" wasn't me. But I commend the lad who did that.

But I was definitely the first one to call someone a pleb in relation to kettle chips.

Would love to see your proof, because I know what I did.

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Do you love someone that's not real, night lads?
Would you like to post them?

>>35388143

Paper bitches pussy be too dry.

>>35388114
>But I was definitely the first one to call someone a pleb in relation to kettle chips.

you might of done that, im not sure. but i definitely know my mate was the first one to post loads about the kettle chips in an attempt to make it a meme, and he first set it off. im not sure if he posts a lot about them as of late, but i know he definitely used to. i guess he will have to say because everything i say is second hand info.

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Has anyone here ever been in a fight?

Tell the story.

>>35388247
>i definitely know my mate was the first one to post loads about the kettle chips in an attempt to make it a meme,

That is true. I never try to force memes.

I suppose it's a team effort then. I commend him for his top meming.

>>35388247
here is some back ground on the kettle chips meme. me and a few of my mates always buy kettle chips when we to go to asda, and we used to joke about how no one else eats them, and the price suddenly rose when we started eating them.

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>>35388306
I've never been in a fight, but I once got sucker punched in the nose by a chubby kid because I called him Eric Pickles.

But then immediately after that he lost loads of weight and became /fit/ so I'm convinced I did him a service.

why the fuck did i have to mature

it's like having an oppressive parent inside your fucking head.

i'm still immature as fuck, but this cunt presence means no fun allowed ever.

>>35388143
I love you fellow night anon

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>>35388143
>lesbianism
How foul

>>35388480
>Post girl from yuri show

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>>35388480
>saying that with a picture of Karen

>>35388316
yeah, maybe it was a team effort then.

i have tried to force memes in the past but got bored.

Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 20:28:15 No.16219031 Report
Quoted By: >>16219051 >>16220405
>>16218950
>Only girl who has ever touched my penis was a cute locum at the local walk-in clinic
>She gently pulled the foreskin back to look at the head
>Lightly touched it with gloved fingers
>Start to tell her that it can't be an STD because I'm a v-
>"I know, darling."
>Oh...
>"You have balanitis. It's caused by not washing properly. When did you last have a shower?"
>Er... well
>"Please try to look after yourself"
>O-okay...

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>>35388143
yeah sure why not eh
1 not real love of my life

>>35388041
I've never been one to have a crush over somehow I have never met
But I have genuinely sort of fallen in love with her, and I can't sleep. It doesn't help that I'm a 19yr old neet and I will never be as successful as her.

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>>35388143
She's real to me lad

aahhaahhahaa. I just posted as my /britfeel/ name on an unrelated thread. don't want to start a war lads sry deleted in time, hope no one saw it

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what you listenting to tonight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TGKJ9MgCOQ

i'll listen to everything you post, I'm quite bored of my music

>>35388753
https://youtu.be/98fqXx-KFgI?list=RD98fqXx-KFgI&t=761

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>>35388753
https://youtu.be/temPAe6E9fc

>>35388753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e82PQyY1djI

>>35388753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKHD6INztfA
i'll be kind and post a nice 1

>>35388753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbXj2OGXFjI&list=RDGMEMHDXYb1_DDSgDsobPsOFxpAVMHbXj2OGXFjI

brit feel dance party when ?

>>35388753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H13tgwE4VUw

>>35388753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxYXV2RrwIs

not to be a shill but anyone started playing the app "snatch" recently? its basically pokemongo but you collect parcels instead of pokemon. I
got it the other day and its actually pretty cool cause u can get gift cards easily, received 2x nandos 1x starbucks and a tshirt so far.

my refferal code is 6H68ZL - if you enter it after installing we both get some gifts

>>35388306
I went to one of the worst schools in the UK. Fights were common place

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>>35388789
Really enjoyed that desu, saved it thanks

>>35389093
look up city pop for some similar stuff mate

i love you all

and i hope you all find happiness, peace and joy in life

>>35389394
love you too anon
goodluck out there

>>35389394
fuck off mate will ya

>>35388753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qy9k3aKhLI

What's your weirdest story from school lads? I got accused of threatening to rape my english teacher and had like 2 weeks of interviews with staff and police over it

Trying out that whisper app. Its actually kinda entertaining. Shit, but entertaining.

>>35389464
god bless you. have a beautiful night

>>35389028
i won a few giftcards but a normie friend of mine won a 1000 quid on it. dont even know how the devs make money

>>35389394
love you too lad.
i'm not gonna find happiness in life though. i came to terms with that years ago

>>35389834
How long ago was this lad?

>>35389995
It was like year 10/11. I said to my mate I'm going to bend you over this english table, you know, typical banter, but the teacher thought it was directed at her so reported it