>pic related smiles at you
Finally, this is your chance! What do?
>smile back
>finish drink
>sweat furiously
>leave
>go home
>watch anime and cry
>>35384121
she's a whale so i keep enjoying my beer obviously
Tell her she is painfully attractive right before I prematurely ejectulate.
>>35384145
Tippity tipperino my friend!
>>35384209
Into your drink, of course, you then proceed to drink it
>>35384121
Ask myself what the hell am I doing in a club
>may I smell your braps, m'lady?
>H-hey...
Probably all that I'd say
>tfw no Amazonian gf to have her way with me
Smack her ass then ask if I could liposuction her thighs and make soap to clean her greasy ass face.
>>35384121
>*unsheaths katana* step back m'lady, foul Chads are afoot!
>be an alpha
>Eat the braps
>>35384121
>Be me
>Be ""liked"" because I helped people revise for exams
>Get invited out to a club
>"Sure....whats the worst that could happen"
>Feel awkward as fuck all night
>Don't fit in
>Constantly asking "why did I think this was a good idea"
>At on point some girl comes over to me and tries making small talk
>"I like your polo"
>Get irrationally angry and yell "It's a v-neck"
>Walk off
>Walk out
>Get a taxi
>Never get invited out again
I either need to drink more, or less.
>>35384121
>smile back
>mumble "hey"
>walk back to where I was sitting, drink in hand, and continue the rest of the night as before
If she wants something then she can damn well come to me.
>>35384290
i actually keked out loud, thanks anon
orgianananao
>>35384362
>>At on point some girl comes over to me and tries making small talk
>>"I like your polo"
>>Get irrationally angry and yell "It's a v-neck"
I didn't know gay autists were a thing
>>35384121
>she is smiling at the dude behind you
>>35384121
I'd think to myself "of course shes a prostitute." After all, why would a girl smile at me.
http://fortworth.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/curvy-brunette-college-student/48164097
> take dis dick cunt
>>35384121
She's not black, so I won't do anything.
>>35384121
too old and too fat, not interested
>>35385111
>18
>too old
Pedo-senpai, we need to talk
Normally I'd think she's too fat, but I'm getting desperate so I'd try my best to talk to her.
>cue spaghetti drop
>>35385592
Look at her pics shes been doing this for a long while, at least 22, probably 25 or older.
>>35384121
>try to put my 5incher into her huge grown up vag
>fail miserably
>go home
>cry
>>35385592
kek i only looked at the thumbnail and thought she was 35
i never know what the fuck to do when people smile at me
what am i supposed to?
what is the actual normie response here?
like my instinctive reaction would be "what the fuck is she looking at"
>>35384121
H-hey there, gee y-you look nice. what's your name? W-why w-w-what a pretty name! So uh...Would you like to sit on my face all night please?
>say "what are you doing tonight?"
I'll inevitably fail in my escapade but at least I'd try
>>35385782
Lol no, she is 18
http://fortworth.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/curvy-brunette-college-student/48164097
>thinking that 18 is too old
wtf senpai
>>35384121
>um... hi?
>Hey there, Anon ;))) wanna come back to my place?
>y-you too...
>>35384145
L O W T E S T
O O
W W
T T
E E
S S
T T
Look behind me out of curiosity to see which attractive man she was actually looking at, then politely step out of the way.
And then leave, asking myself why I went to a wretched place like -- whatever that place is.
>>35384121
>look at her
>look at my drink
>keep looking at my drink
>take sip of drink
>overthink swallowing
>swallow loudly
>wonder if anyone heard
>look back at her
>she's no longer interested
>somewhat relieved, somewhat disheartened
>abuse myself internally for being too much of a pussy to talk to her
>go home
>>35385863
I was saying that she's a liar
>>35384121
>hey
>"hey"
>you here on you own?
>"no my friends are somewhere around"
>can i buy you a drink
>"sure"
>so are you from around here?
>"no im originally from blah blah but im a student at blah university"
>what's your major?
>"i dont have a major im just reading a few courses"
>what course are you taking right now
>"english litterature"
>you wanna be a writer?
and supposedly the conversation continues on about how she likes the idea all the while i encourage her and somewhere along the way i switch subject or crack a joke or invite her to go dance or w/e
>>35386335
Well, I feel retarded.
Thanks for clearing that up pedo - kun
>>35386392
Implying your autism wouldnt kick in and ruin everything
>>35386392
I detest this
>>35384711
>>35385863
She's not a prostitute you autists, she's an Aerie lingerie model. She has a billboard ad in Times Square. Those pictures are all taken from her Instagram.
>yell out "thicc"
>flash her my 'cep (not because of autism)
>take the first sip of my white monster
>she mires
> say "y-you too"
>walk home alone
>>35384121
>uh h-hey how's it going?
>y-you come here often
>I know I do haha....
>s-so... what's you're name
>mine's anon
and then I mess up
>>35384362
I raffed because I would probably do the same
>>35386467
whats her ig?
sdf89f
>give her a mildly disgusted look
>roll my eyes and laugh
>drink up and get a seat further away from her
>order another one and drink it as smug as possible
>go home and cry myself to sleep
>>35386458
I agree its super boring but you have to understand that the conversation doesn't really matter as long as it is normal
You see, this is about sex, nothing else. She could've looked away when you looked at her, but she didn't because she wanted you to start talking with her. Why? Because she's interested in you, be it genuine or out of pity. Regardless, this is you chance at getting with her.
The reason you have to talk to her is because she doesn't know you and needs to be reassured that you're a normal guy who won't do anything weird, someone she can trust, at least for tonight. The difficult part is maintaining her interest. Hopefully, for this part, you will be able to lead the conversation into familiar territory, like one of your actual interests. If you connect on this part then its basically open goal, just ask her if she wants to continue the conversation somewhere more private, be that your apartment or the toilet.
>>35386431
dude ive gotten laid by talking about skyrim
>>35386392
Uh huh. And what do you say when she doesn't go to university but is neet and is living off daddy's credit card? And you're not in university, either, and are min.wageslave or neet?
It all falls apart, doesn't it.
>>35384121
my chance for what? Listening to some dumb cunt's life story? Pay for child support? Buy her drinks only to have her bail on me? Fuck you, faggot.
>>35384121
Related story
>be me at a metalcore gig
>smoking in a designated room before the support start
>see some 6/10 qt sitting on a window sill
>she smiles at me
>decide to act all Chad ant wink at her
>she laugh adorably
>we talk for a while
>holy shit, it's going well
>alright anon the support starts playing, gonna check them out, hope to see you later yeah?
>u-uuugh yeah totally
>never see her again
"H-h-hello my lady,y-you're p-p-p-pretty t-thicc hehe"
>>35384362
>friend manages to convince me to hit up the bars downtown
>already downed several drinks while we barcrawl
>some qt actually approaches me
>I'm so drunk I just give her a handshake, nod and politely introduce myself
>she walks off
At least I can speak to women when drunk, but I become a total stoic.
>>35384362
>"I like your polo"
>Get irrationally angry and yell "It's a v-neck"
>Walk off
kek, roastie btfo
>>35384121
>smiles
fwy can't smile back because your teeth look like they have been through a lighting storm.
>>35384121
wonder if Im hallucinating because i'd have to be outside for this to happen.