People with big dicks cannot be robots

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You guys are clearly not aware or are in complete denial about what kind of advantage you have.
You will never feel what its like to be insecure and ashamed of your [insert body part or personal trait of choice]


Goddamn, you are stupid OP. Implying having having an 8-inch cock matters if you will never see a naked qt anyway.

>tfw I wish OP was right

>>35383986
Just, like, whip it out in front of a girl and she'll want to fuck you, retard. It's that easy.

>>35383986

Go to omegle or any other videochat app and use your location as your interest, masturbate on camera and ask girls if they want to meet up for a quick fuck. Thank me later you massive faggot.

>>35384011
This

You may not know it, but just flat out show or in any way let the girl see you have a huge dick and most girl will want to fuck it, simply because of its size.

>>35384092

This. They dont even have to prefer big dicks, they'll want to fuck it simply out of curiousity at the very least.

>>35383932
What's the cut off for big dick? The average is like 13cm and the SD something like 2 cm.

>>35384126
This. No matter where you are, she'll spread her cooch and assume the reproductive position

>>35383932
is 6 inches enough to please a woman?

>>35384203
Sure, if she's 4 feet tall.

>>35384146
I'm just 7" and I'm pretty sure I'm average. My dick is really thick though.

>>35384203
More or less
http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0133079

>Women preferred a penis of slightly larger circumference and length for one-time (length = 6.4 inches/16.3 cm, circumference = 5.0 inches/12.7 cm) versus long-term (length = 6.3 inches/16.0 cm, circumference = 4.8 inches/12.2 cm) sexual partner

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Big dicks arent like big breasts. Girls dont treat me special/extra nice because they see my dick cleavage. They see me as a normal/below average dude with no redeeming qualities that i can immediately show off without whipping out a sketchbook and shoving it in their faces.

>>35384225
>and I'm pretty sure I'm average

You aren't. That's about 2SD above the mean. Don't use porn as your reference.

>>35384236
Nice try. Your sketches suck, and you have shit taste in women, so I can tell you have a small dick.

>>35384203
>>35384146
According to my mother, she wouldn't want any less than 6 inches. Especially after having 3 children.

>>35384284
so i fulfill the parameters to fuck your mom, thanks anon.

>>35384278
Theres no point in lying about having a big penis on /r9k/ but sure. Also im black. So theres another thing you can make fun of. Thanks. Also way to ignore my actual comment ass clown.

>>35384334
>Literally "muh dik"
How's it feel to be a meme?

>6.25x5.25

am I gonna make it?

>>35384278
By the way, that was a commission. You dont know shit about my taste in women, which are all 2D anyway.

>>35384355
?

>>35384373

>6x5.7

Am I gonna make it?

>>35384373
>>35384407
>Average dicklets think they're big
Never gonna make it

>tfw 7 inch thicc dick, but have two skin bridges, so extremely self conscious
H-help

>>35384373
If you manage to reach a girl's panties I doubt she will turn you away for pee pee size, considering you're not a fat autistic weaboo.

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just because we are robots it doesn't mean we need to be fucking stupid

>>35384011

women are actual people you retard, you can't seriously believe this

>>35384033

eh, I have done the whole omegle-thing, but girls are only in it for the cheap thrill of seeing some losers show off their dicks on the internet. I have gotten some positive inital responses I guess but it doesn't really lead anywhere. because it isn't that simple friend.

Just a reminder

0-3 Micro

3-4 Small

5-6 Average

7+ Big enough not to worry

As somebody with a slightly large penis (7.25x6) I can tell you right fucking now that having anything larger would probably be hell on earth. As it stands, it's already a fucking pain to try and keep it contained

you can't be a robot if any of the following applies
>white
>big dick
>tall
>wealthy
>not a NEET
>have the means to acquire drugs
>were raised by your married biological parents
>have a friend
>have talked to a girl
>athletic
>under 30
>non-virgin
>live in a first world country
>ever leave your house
>eye color that isn't brown

there, that should clear things up

>>35384538
Sitting down to take a shit but your dick touches the water. Literally JUST.

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>>35384519
Shut the fuck up Chad dick. You'll be the first to hang in the dicklet uprising

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>>35384466
Go to the doctor you moron.

>tfw 7 x 6 inches, tight frenulum

>>35384451
This, my dick is thicker than most of these dicks are long.

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>>35384581
how are you gonna find me when no-one has even seen my massive schlong?

>>35384567
And then you have to do the awkward hold to keep it out

REEEEEE

>>35384548
>>white
nope
>>big dick
im not sure.
>>tall
nope.
>>wealthy
nope
>>not a NEET
i have a shitty part time job but come on
i need money for vidya
>>have the means to acquire drugs
nope
>>were raised by your married biological parents
nope
>>have a friend
thats cheating
>>have talked to a girl
does work count
>>athletic
nope
>>under 30
didnt know i had to be a certain age for women
to ignore me
>>non-virgin
why even add this
>>live in a first world country
what does this have to do with women not liking me?
>>ever leave your house
job
>>eye color that isn't brown
yep mine are brown


>>35384635
You know whats up. (unfortunately)

>>35384167
This, I have a 9inch cock and have gotten at least 5 slave girls out of it.

>>35384526

Nah thats for asian countries, new list in 2017 is

0-5 micro
5-6 small
6-7 below average
7-8 - average
9+ you're good to go.

>>35383932
I have a big dick, everyone knows and they still dont want to touch me. That's a low feel.

>>35385101
>2017
That's 2000 lists anon. 2017 is:
>0-5
Fucking pathetic
>5-6
micro
>6-7
small
>7-8
below average
>8-9
Average
>10-11
Just about big enough
>12+
Perfect

>>35383932
They won't ever understand OP.
They will constantly find excuses after exudes as to why they are losers.

Having a big dick right now is like top three traits to get easy sex.

I will never understand how men with big dicks lack confidence. You could literally be yourself and get easy sex.

You could literally just post your lower body and have people want to have sex with you if you have a big dick.

It's madness.

>>35384538
>slightly large penis (7.25x6)
That's bigger than 99% tho

>>35384567
Oh no, the travesty...

>>35385049
No one cares how many black girls you fucked.

>>35385167
i dont understand this. i mean i doubt they could just pull out their dick in public when they see a girl they find hot (at a cafe or something) and the girl would give them their number. what if a cop or someone else sees and they get classified as a sex offender? also robots will find a way to fuck it up even if they have a girls number, i know i do, even if a girl said she was willing to fuck, id probably fuck it up.

>>35385167
D...do people honestly think this here or is it just another ebin maymay?

>>35385333
just post your huge dingus on /soc/
someone will bite

>>35385333
Fuck off Chad dick. Why don't you go fuck some more pornstars, you fucking normie

>>35385356
>>35385362
But it's not true. I have a dick that's above average and I'm massively insecure about it.

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>Mfw 6.7x5.5
>mfw not even 7
Why even live bots?

>>35385320

To take advantage of having a big dick without building any sort of real life rep you have to play the online dating game.

Admittedly there's not a lot of way to get attractive woman to look at your dick, but if you're gay/bi a big dick makes you an instant 10/10, you'll have your pick of the traps at least.

>>35385405
what is there to be insecure about? is it narrow or have a strange head shape?
just take a photo from a flattering angle

>>35385435
It's about 7x6. But I'm pretty overweight and not that attractive.

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ITT insecure faggots who think porn is real life think their above average dicks are small

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>>35383932
Having a big penis such a retarded thing to be proud of and people have been making fun of how retarded it is forever.

It's all the insecure projection that people make fun of men for taken and exemplified with literally having an inch more skin on your reproductive organ.

There becomes a point where it matters (like anything) but the amount the average woman would care about your penis size is grossly outshadowed by the turnoff of being so insecure in your masculinity this is actually something you stress over.

Signed someone with a tiny dick that actually has sex on a regular basis.

>>35385529

>he thinks big dicks don't exist outside of porn

you may be retarded

>tfw 4.875 girth
God, why couldn't I have just had that extra 1/8 inch

>>35383932
It's true. I met my bf on here and he is attractive with a big dick. He used to see himself as an incel, but that's retarded. He didn't even have to do anything and I was already infatuated by him physically.

If you are attractive with a big dick SOMEONE will fuck you

>>35385611
having a small dick makes it worse for me because it makes some of the positions really inconvenient

also there is less in and out action

>>35385611
>Signed someone with a tiny dick that actually has sex on a regular basis.

You say that like it means anything. Most girls won't know your dick size before you fuck, and are too polite to turn you down by the time the pants come off.

>>35385430
Tell me more.
Girls hate dick pics too

>>35385679
Or maybe they don't care

Female attraction is so intangible that saying your dick size is the main delimiter is absolutely laughable

>>35385620
He didn't say that dumbass. He said that men are taking porn sizes to be real life averages. If you couldn't gather that from his post then you might be the retard here.

>>35385679
if you are in normie circles and girls fuck you, word gets around

>>35385755
How do you join those circles?

>>35385734

Of course a girl can be attracted to you with your small dick if you make up for it by being a beta provider, the point is you'll never be able please her fully on a sexual level. Every time you fuck her she'll be bored and unphased as you pound away with your baby dick, she may play along to not hurt your feelings, but really shes just going through the motions for the """man""" shes cares for.

>>35385829
You don't leave the house.

Please stop making profound statements about humans and telling people how to live when you view human interaction through a telescope.

>>35385649
>reverse cowgirl with small dick
>one way trip to snap city

>>35383932
6.3 here. Not huge, but above average, so I'm not insecure. Gets the job done.

>>35385919

You know what I'm saying is true. Any sexually experienced girl isn't gonna feel a thing if your dick is too small, every time you fuck will just be a sad joke.

>>35385101
>>35385155
Nah nah nah you fuckers got it all wrong.

>0-6
Just end your life
>7-9
Pathetic
10-12
Average
13-15
Perfect

Size ALWAYS matters.

>>35385977
Double sevens confirm.

>>35385957
>You know what I'm saying is true.
I don't though. I actually have sex and that's an incredibly tunnelvisioned appreciation of what turns people on.

You've been drinking the 4chan koolaid for far too long. If you aren't careful you'll bury yourself before you even have a chance to experience life

>>35386020
tfw I'm already 6 feet under, but at least my dick is bigger than 7 inches.

>>35385977
>>35385999
TRIPLE NINES CONFIRM FURTHER

tfw no 8+ inch bf.,......qq

>>35386020

Hey man its cool if you wanna live in denial, I won't.

>>35385977

Are these centimeters?

oreagnoaonoa

Pray tell, how is a butt ugly guy with a big dick supposed to get laid?

Are you completely retarded?

I have a big dick. Never got it wet. Never will. I am not even socially retarded. Just ugly as sin. I get instant rejection from women. Most guys get a first date at least before being ghosted. I don't even get a first date. Just an instant, "sorry anon, not interested".

>>35386122
Meters
organic

>>35383932
I have a 9.5 inch dick
It doesn't matter because I was home schooled by an OCD mother. She didn't want me to have friends and even as an adult she keeps me from socializing. I'm never going to use it ever

>>35386144

>tfw only 7 meter dick

How do I compete with the other futas, mate?

>also, checked

>>35383932
>have 7.5 inch dick
>fucked a girl once for a solid 25 mins
>she didnt orgasm

its wasted on me tbqh

>>35386121
Well it's worked well for you so far

>>35386168

You could literally go buy an Arizona tea and send dick pics over Tinder. You could easily get the vaganya.

>>35386197
Sendingdick pics is allowed? It won't get you banned?

>>35386197
Did you miss the mom part? She refuses to allow me to do anything that will allow me independence. She wants me to stay a jobless virgin so you she's not alone when she dies

>>35386140
Same, have you ever gotten the shocked laughed followed by the under her breath gross before? Shit hurts.

>>35386192

Well I have no interest in wasting a girls time or being used for my resources, I'll leave the fucking to the destined few who are actually capable of pleasing a woman.

>>35386168
Fuck your mom, she is obviously into you.

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>Dick is longer than the average length
>But is small than the average girth
There is no advantage when you have pencil dick. Id gladly give up 2 inches of length for it to be fatter.

>>35386275
I don't think so she usuall complains that I smell bad and she was mean af growing up. She's getting older but she's not really nice at all

>>35383932

The things I would do to this girl

>>35384232
>More or less
More like perfect size according to your own post.

>>Women preferred a penis of slightly larger circumference and length for one-time (length = 6.4 inches/16.3 cm, circumference = 5.0 inches/12.7 cm) versus long-term (length = 6.3 inches/16.0 cm, circumference = 4.8 inches/12.2 cm) sexual partner

>>35384548

Lel, so having a computer with internet means you aren't robot? I guess that disqualifies all of us.

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>>35386311
>Top percentile girth
>Average length
>4" Flaccid
It's not all it's cracked up to be, Anon.
There's issues with wearing shorts in public, I can't even wear swim trunks without something underneath or I get stares, condoms get painful if I wear them for too long, finding underwear that fit is annoying and I stopped even trying to hide boners in public. It gets the wrong type of attention if you catch my drift. Not to mention I can't even exercise unless I'm wearing something extremely tight so my dick isn't flopping around.

Agreed. I'm only 6 inches and when I watch porn I get depressed

>it's another larp thread where everyone has a 10 inch dick

>>35386793
This. I'm around 5 inches. I wish there was a site where you could write in the specifications like 5 inch dick and C cup tits and so on. Then you would be show porn. I just want to see how my dick would look like having sex.

I saw a couple of clips where the guy was supposed to be 5 inches, but it looked huge, like pornstar huge.

>>35386793
>>35386876
/r/realitydicks/

>>35385829

Yeah that is only true when talking about dicks smaller than 4.5x4, which i dont think too many people have.

Curious though, what do you get out of purposefully trying to make people insecure? Is this a fetish or something?

I have a 6x5 so i have no problems with mine, but i dont get why you would devote your time to trying to make people insecure about themselves. What do you gain from it?

>>35387054
What am I supposed to do with that?

>>35387115
Go there and stop being insecure about your dick.

>>35387144
Go where? You posted a link that goes nowhere.

>>35387063
>which i dont think too many people have.

false, 4 to 6 is the average range.

>Curious though, what do you get out of purposefully trying to make people insecure? Is this a fetish or something?

Its just a harsh truth I've come to accept. I am purposefully being a bit of an asshat though, I know you can eat pussy, play with the clit, etc, but even you admit that below a certain size penetrative sex is just gonna be sad for some men.

6 and above I'd say you're good, 5 and below is when it gets depressing.

>>35386232
That sounds perfect, my current lifestyle makes my mom and dad have no respect for me, you have an easy out familia

>>35383932

no this isn't right because girls can't tell who has a big dick or not, you can have a huge wang and be a robot because no one is ever going to see it and you are never going to get the opportunity to even use it on a girl because they are repulsed by you the moment they see you (where you will be clothed)

it's literally the same as having a micro-penis from the point of view of everyone else because only the robot gets to see his penis, no one else will....


that said having a micro penis is more likely to have made a failed normie after they obviously got to the point where they could use their dick sexually and were laughed at

>>35387163
Add reddit.com in front of it

>>35387217
What's worse - being a Chad-looking normie with a micro dick or being an autistic lose with a huge cock?

>>35387301
Second one, 100%.
Organism

>>35387198

I totally understand just giving people the harsh truth on things, but it sounds like you and many other people who post stuff like this purposefully try to make the other guy insecure about himself. First of all i dont understand why you would want to do that, secondly, cut the guys some slack, they already got fucked over by life.

>>35387337

Oh yeah there is a lot of exaggerating that goes on in these threads, but the fact of the matter is the smaller you are the more likely a girl won't be satisfied with the sex that you offer, and there's nothing you can do to change that but get gud at foreplay, which a guy with a big dick can also do.

I refuse to be in denial about the thrill girls get from having a big dick wreck their pussy, its truly the upper echelon of sex, the way sex should be, pleasurable and exciting for both partners the whole way through, not just foreplay followed by the girl zoning out or pretending to be into a sweaty guy smashing his pelvis against her as she feels like a tampon is going in and out of her vagina.

>>35385320
You don't just pull it out dumbass
It's the confidence that comes with having a big dick.

You've been given a loaded pistol, just need to learn how to aim.

>>35385333
It's not a meme at all. Imagine you live in bizzaro world where everyone makes fun of you for having a big dick and girls get wet at themselves from finding out a guy has a small dick. Of course you wouldn't feel confident in yourself.

>>35385611
>t.someone with a dick over 6 inches

Go fuck yourself

>>35386140
Literally just post it online. Someone will fuck you on that merit alone.

>>35386232
>this is the "crises" a big dick faggots faces

I hate you more then I hate normies

You guys haven't paid much attention.

Girls gossip about dicks all the time. Size doesn't matter, but apparantly it's a great topic of discussion and having everyone up to date about the recent discoveries, namely who is hung.
As soon as a guy is known to be hung, it gets around, very quickly.
And girls will then try it out, one by one.

>>35387217
>huge dick
>robit

>same tier as micro penis

Kill yourself

>>35383932
my dick is very close to 8'' long (not bullshitting the measurement) and almost 6'' around and i am still insecure about my dick

>>35387911
If only all the staceys knew about my huge cock

it would be pretty great

>>35386184
i'd love to hear more as we measure up the same

>>35387301
I rather be an autistic loser with a huge dick. I can work on my other qualities and someone will eventually fuck me.

Being a micro dicked Chad must be the worst. You pretty much have to brush off women on a daily basis and not interact with them at all

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>tfw just short of 7 inches and slightly above-average looking
How can babydicked robots even compete?

>>35384548
Most robot are white, shitskin. One of the reasons they become robots is having to deal with people like you.

>>35387911
>size doesn't matter
>except it does

Stupid poster

>>35388005
What are you insecure about exactly? You have a meme dick. It's like reaching the top of the biggest mountain and feeling bad because other people have climbed higher, when in reality there is nothing higher.

>>35388073

I was obviously mocking the women who say that.

>>35383932
Who is this semen demon? Asking for a friend, of course.

>>35388122

Past a certain point its just ridiculous. Yeah you could try to be a billionaire, but being a millionaire already gives you the gift of not having to worry about money, wanting more will just drain your soul. Its the same with dick size, being big enough not to have to worry is the best.

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What about having a completely average 6.5 inch dick?

>>35388161
Oh, the last part confused me and didn't make it sound sarcastic

>>35383932
>8.5" donger

but

>Balls hang WAY up shaft, severe turkey neck especially when it's hot, when it's not, my dick just appears to come out my scrotum instead of my body
>Circumcised
>A BOTCHED one at that
>Skin Bridges
>Pencil Girth
>Around the peehole there's like these "lip" skin things
>Wide hips so everything looks smaller
>ugly anyway so never getting to use it

lmao

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>>35384519
>women are actual people

I need a non-meme answer
Is 7x5 good?

>>35388223
Yeah thats exactly what I was saying.
You literally don't have to worry because in most circumstances, your dick will be ideal. You might be to big at certain times, but you won't ever be to small.

>>35388238
What about that completely average guy walking down the street?
Nothing special, just average.

Also, people with breasts larger than a B cup cannot be fembots. Anyone with breasts that big is a normie Stacey.

>5.5" length
>4" girth
>pencil dick out the ass

No girl will ever feel me in her

>>35388284
No, but it might be enough for virgins, petite girls or Asians.

Don't go after Latina, white or black women. Goes double if they are thick.

>>35388341
bost a bic?

>>35387911
All my friends are women and they all know my dick is huge and I'm a kissless virgin

>>35383932
>you can't be an amateur artist, you have an expensive painting kit
Just because you have something does not mean you have the skill to use it properly.
Robot is a mindset, not a side effect to a lackluster physical attribute.

>>35384548
>have the means to acquire drugs

Everyone with access to the internet has this though, anon.

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My dick is 7x6in. Am I a chad even if I'm still a virgin?

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>>35383932
>tfw as a lesbot I will never find a thicc asian like this

That's like saying a person can't be a robot because they can fly, but only on Neptune.

Stop worrying so much about penis size. You can literally make a woman cum with two fucking fingers, and most of the time vaginal penetration is not even that important. You are just hurting yourselves by being insecure about your body ;_;

>>35384203
depends in the girth senpai

>>35390329

yeah but every time you have sex shes gonna be bored and laughing at you internally

Where are my four inch cock robros?

How do you figure?

I have an 8 incher but nobody has ever seen it. It's an undisplayable asset. I can't just walk up to a chick and go 'hello I have big penis sex me pls' when I'm an autistic balding ghost pale skeleton

Retarded thread