>mom discovered the empty vodka bottles this literally

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rip you OP

iktf

>>35383678
Would your name happen to be Charlie?

>>35383813
no

Dnsjrbfbf

>want to start drinking again
>parents get me some alcohol
>anon you'll get sick and throw up...i won't throw up from two drink

>>35383803
>iktf

what happened with you, my man?

my mom looked under my bed and found my stockpile of 8 or so empty absolut+smirnoff bottles and lost her mind

>>35383857
are you and your parents retarded?

>>35383678

That's what you get for living with your parents, you useless peace of shit

>>35383678
I know this feel.

a few months ago my mother went into my room for some unknown reason while I was out getting cigarettes and she saw the 20+ empty 40oz bottles of hurricane, the uncountable empty natty light cans, and few dozen empty wine bottles.

her and dad sat down with me the next day and wanted to know how they could help me. apparently they knew I was drinking heavily but they didn't realize how far gone i was.

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>dad looks changes a tile in the drop ceiling
>empty bottles of robitussin rain down upon him
>checks the whole ceiling and finds the almost 200 bottles I stashed there over by adolescence

>>35384007
i have literally no reason to move out yet

>hiding 5 empty vodka bottles from mummy
>tfw she's going to find them because of this thread

Hey at least she didn't go into your room and find a 9 inch girthy dildo like mom did.

It's funny because I'm a 6'3" womanizing Chad.

>>35384108
Just sound like a furfag to me anon

>>35384108

I have the Doc Johnson's BAM. Beat that!

If my dad ever find it I am dun goofed.

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>come home
>"have you been smoking weed with [robotfriend], anon?"
>"what jesus fuck mom how dare you cheapen our friendship like that"
>"I'm sorry anon, I didn't mean it I was just worried"

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>>35383678
>mommy found the jenkem jars

>>35384312
>having a friend
>smoking the herbal jew
>""""""""""""""robot""""""""""""""""

KILL yourself

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go go go orginal

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This was one Anon's weekly intake. I wonder if he's still alive?

>>35384624
jesus fuck

originalewdawd

>>35384624
I kind of miss when I would drink a bottle a day

>>35383894
i hope y mother dont find my alcohol

>>35383894
very long story, alcoholism led me to many blackout stories I don't remember doing, verbal abuse toward my ex gf, almost attempted suicide while drunk once, was hospitalized when that happened (was a horrible experience, had to sit and sleep in an upright chair under bright lights for a week waiting for a hospital bed to become available), got into a physical fight with my father, punched a massive hole in my wall

>>35384084
Supreme kek. That's like a sitcom, only even funnier because it's true

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>>35384817
At first I didn't really try to hide it until trouble started with the gf, used to have hundreds of empty handles in my closet just to collect them for fun. Was drinking half a liter every day.

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>>35383678
Your mom give you shit about drinking too? I go to work, I have no friends, I don't go to party's or clubs but I still can't drink in the comfort of home. I'd love out if rent prices weren't insane and I didn't want to pay some Jews mortgage.

>helping dad replace the black board in the garage with dry wall
>find over 100 pbr tall boys and a acrylic bong behind the black board from when he put that up
>dad was getting fucked up and putting up black board and hiding the evidence

wew

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>>35384892
Sounds like you were doing it right anon. Liquor is our one and o my friend. Who was there when my dad died, who was there when my grandmother died, whose been there Everytime a dream of mine dies? Alcohol that's who.

>>35385007
I pretty much agree with you. I haven't had a drink in 7 ish months because my dad said if I ever got caught with any again I'd be kicked out of the house. At the moment I'd rather be sober than homeless... But I miss the booze like a best friend I haven't spoken to in ages.

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Reminder that this is the eventual fate of you Alcoholbots:
https://youtu.be/CrTlI6seM0A

>>35384624
What was his camera drunk too?

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>>35383678
>mfw smoking cigars in my own apartment an getting paranoid as fuck a month later when my mom comes to visit

>>35383857
>I won't throw up from two drink
What the fuck?

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>>35384482
>having a friend
It's okay as long as he's a massive loser like I am.
Misery likes company, that's why we're all here.
>smoking the herbal jew
Yeah, I also drink vodka, what's wrong with that?
>KILL yourself
I certainly will at some point, thank you very much.

>>35385090
Jesus thanks for posting this man.

I'm not much of a drinker but I'm 20 mins in so far and never want to touch a drop again.

>>35385090
is there a version of this with English subtitles anywhere? I couldn't find it and I'm too hearingly retarded to understand things w/o subtitles

>>35385090
>Some fat Irish guy named "Paddy" drinks a lot
Wow, I'm really surprised!

>>35385090
Didn't know I could use Gatorade. You have given me a new chaser anon, thank you. Funny I started drinking heavily after my father died too.

>>35385054
My mother would never kick me out, she knows that's what I secretly want. Then I can booze all day long in my car and on the streets.

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>used to drink alot
>Weird feeling in stomach
>Constipation
>Pain in right lower side of stomach by hip
>Feels bad man

>>35385090
Holy shit that ending.

>>35384046
>her and dad sat down with me the next day and wanted to know how they could help me

That's asking a sick person how to make them well. If they knew, they wouldn't remain sick, would they? This is really basic stuff that an adult should be able to understand.

As your parents, the people who are closest to you it's their obligation to help you and figure out how to help you.

>>35386028
This is some sick twisted learned helplessness thinking, please ignore this guy

>>35385653
It's not okay. Go back to that cancerous website you know you came from. Stop making up excuses that will force your own situation into the concept of being a robot. I know it sounds cool and unique, but if you're not one you can't help it.

>>35386073
if they can't figure this out on their own then they're not dedicated enough to help you through with your addiction

people needs to be scared first to take the situation seriously e.g. someone talking about how they are depressed or having thoughts about killing themselves won't invoke the same response as a failed suicide attempt

by letting those who wants to help you off the hook easily you also decrease the seriousness of your situation

>>35383678
better than mom finding the poop bag and pissbottles

>>35384624
Thank god I can get cheaper vodka. For 1 Smirnoff I could get 2 cheaper ones.

>>35386082
And you wonder why /nogf/

>>35384892
>>35384624
How do you get rid of them?

Fucking piece of shit mods: You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>26
>live at home
>never drank in my life
>will be home alone this weekend
>have a few things of liquor that I use for cooking sometimes
>kinda want to know how drunk feels but I know my brother calls people when he's drunk and I want to avoid that

>>35386725
>26
>never been drunk

youre the definition of a manchild

>>35386764
I grew up in a Mormon household with a brother who would periodically get hammered, stumble inside, then piss in the middle of the room as I tried to keep him quite and clean the mess. It has never appealed to me.

>>35386640
Well, I assume your inability to figure this out means you can't drive or don't have a car... take a walk at night carrying them and discard them in a recycling bin somewhere? Or if you have any friends at all you can trust with the secret, ask them to pick them up for you?

>>35386725
>>35386764
>>35386813
meh, good for him never drinking desu, that doesn't make a person a manchild

>>35385090
damn that ending i didn't see that shit coming

>>35385090
Yeah i know, but I am ready to join him in the next life, at least he fucked that one girl like once

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>>35386640
No Recycle banks in your area?

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>mom sees 67,000 empty weed bags on my nightstand
>she already gave up on me years ago and doesn't give a shit

We've reached a point where she's fine with me smoking weed around her as long as it's not in the afternoon.

>>35386593
>Get BTFO
>A-at least i'm not a virgin
Classic

>>35384046
>>35384046
>20+ empty 40oz bottles of hurricane, the uncountable empty natty light cans, and few dozen empty wine bottles.

Christ, there's these things called trashcans, anon. How the fuck were you even able to walk inside your room

>>35387271
TRIGGERED

please recycle don't throw plastic/glass bottles in the trash

being an alcoholic doesn't mean you have to fuck the earth too

>>35384624
That pic reminds me of when I was with my ex. We'd get through a 1.75L bottle of vodka or more every day.

Spoiler alert: he turned abusive and we broke up.

>>35384675
>>35384624

>bottle a day

That pic is easily a dozen handles. I don't know how someone could drink that much. It seems medically impossible.

>>35387331
I'm going to guess that the original poster of that image had a very heavy drinking problem, but also likely exaggerated his story. That's likely more than a week's worth.

>>35387300
>implying glass and plastic don't literally come from the earth
EnvironMENTALists need to fucking stop

>>35387317
>ex
>>>/soc/
>he
>>>/lgbt/

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>>35387402
>plastic literally comes from the earth

HEY FAGGOTS!!! I JUST GOT 25 FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!

>>35387429
Got eem senpai, everybody knows petroleum comes from unicorn farts

>>35384046
>hurricane
I remember drinking those when I first started. Tasted like fucking ass sweat and you could literally feel your stomach rebelling against you. But they were like 15% abv and like 2$ for a 40.

Only beer I say I would hate more is 4loko

>>35387362
He mentioned he was on the verge of death having only eaten a Peach in the last 3 days of drinking, vomiting blood/bile and going through severe withdrawal (which is why the pick is so shaky). He claimed 3-5 litres a day but that was most likely exaggerated as you said.

>>35387549
Well shit, that sounds awful. I hope he's been able to improve!

>>35387429
Where do you think it comes from you goon? Outer space?

Not that the other Anon is right. Uranium also comes from earth and it still fucks nature up.

>>35387429
Cars are made out of rock.

>>35387627
Where the hell are you saying it comes from?

If it's always been here, then why is global warming only recently a problem?

>>35383678
>Keeping evidence of your misdeeds.
You deserve whatever happens.

>>35383678
>>35383803
>>35383894
You guys have good taste in alcohol

>>35387104
Why not in the afternoon?

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>regularly throw away alcohol bottles
>parents never find them

really makes you drink

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>>35385090
Wait so not drinking killed him? I better keep drinking then. So much for the sobriety meme.

>>35387771
I drink and my parents never find out because I put the bottles in the trash

Really activates the almonds

>>35383678
She has uncoditional love for you.
Nothing will change as long as you tell her 'no more'.

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>>35383678
>mom finds 10 empty bottles of booze I drank over 3 years
>mom confronts me about my "drinking """problem""""

>>35387666
>if oil has always been here, then why is global warming only recently a problem?

>>35387803
Alcohol and Benzos are the only 2 drugs that can kill you from withdrawal.

>>35387967
Why the hell are you keeping trash in your room for up to 3 years?

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>>35385090
thanks for posting this, anon. the ending hit me.

guys. look at the stories like >>35384817 . that is probably why she was flipping shit. alcoholism is a junk road man.

i was at a fifth a day personally and had the same problem you guys have. it is really fucking serious and can get out of hand and start killing you and hurting people around you. alcohol is about the worst drug there is, i've done about all of them, i know. please. find it in you to quit if you have a serious problem.

i know it is a coping mechanism, but it causes more pain than it fixes. just learn to try to be happy with what is going on day to day. you aren't going to die. quitting drinking will be tough due to chemical changes. every day will be a battle. relapses will happen. please. help yourself. get better.

i've been down such a ridiculous number of addiction paths that have caused bad things to happen. they all had similar patterns. please, try to cut back on your substance use or cut it out entirely. it can be really dangerous. i just want the best for you. in this miserable fucking life, understand that this is just hurting you more. from someone who has been down this path already.

christ i probably sound like your dad. who listens to their stupid parents anyways, huh

>>35388201
>i've been down such a ridiculous number of addiction paths that have caused bad things to happen. they all had similar patterns. please, try to cut back on your substance use or cut it out entirely.
What if I'm addicted to the internet?

>>35388145
Because im too lazy to go to the glass recycling deposit, i just kept all of them in a drawer.

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>went to the liquor store on Monday
>already drank half my 2L of Vodka

The cashier lady won't judge me if I only visit once a week, right guys?

>>35388201
glad my story could serve as an example, also I do agree with what you said although I've only ever been addicted to alcohol

>>35388432
less shitty than chemical addictions but still scars your brain in the same damn way, try to clean yourself a bit. no internet in the modern day and age though is a joke if you want to stay current
its the stupid fucking habits that form and scar your brain that is what is bad

>>35383678
>Cum dumpster found the cumster dump

I remember the first time my Mom found my jug of vodka (it was empty).

Now whenever she finds my jugs she just makes fun of me for it.

>>35388679
please stop. you can still help yourself. not a funny road, do not joke about it. i know people who have died going down similar paths using it as a coping mechanism or lightly. you burned through that litre pretty fast man. you're going to withdraw at that rate and it will hurt you. deal with it. get better. you are going to hurt everyone around you. she is totally judging you, by the way.

>>35387549
>3-5 litres a day
most people dont even drink that in normal fluids

>>35388880
>>35388679
>>35388042
i forgot to mention if you get serious symptoms like DTs or other shit you need to taper or you will die. you are probably not at that point yet though.

>>35388918
Tapering is a meme and will still lead to painful withdrawals. If you're actually addicted go to rehab where they give you drugs and therapy to get you stable

>>35388969
tapering is NOT a meme why would you say something so stupid

>>35388880
My post was mostly lighthearted, but thanks for your sincerity Anon.

>you burned through that litre pretty fast man

It's because I'm fat and I have alcoholism in my genes. I'm half Irish, half Native American. I can't really get sauced on anything less than 40%.

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>>35388880
Anon I drank over 500 mL of vodka today and I feel great. Drinking is good for you.

>>35384624
as if that isn't complete bullshit

>>35389024
>thinking an alcoholic has the willpower to regulate his drinking to the point of tapering

The instant they start to feel withdraw they'll whine like a bitch and drink MORE. Alkys need professional help.

>>35385090
Well guess I'm gonna watch alcoholic documentaries all night now. That was sad, dude seemed like a really nice guy.

Maybe these can convince not to walk up to gas station to get my fix tonight. I only need to find one more dollar and I can get a 12 pack of Steel Reserve, though.

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>>35383678
>parents forced me to drink jagermeister at 22 because they wanted me to know what it was like to be drunk so I wouldnt get in any trouble
>now 27 and full-blown daily alcoholic
>go through a case of pedialyte a week
>have made peace with the fact that I will die young and miserable from liver failure
Thanks mom.

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>>35386640
>Fucking piece of shit mods
>/r9k/

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GTFO NORMIE SCUM

>>35389141
Kind of similar to me, the first two years of my relationship with my ex gf were her always egging me on to keep up with her drinking and me going ehhh I just don't feel like it, tastes kinda bad, etc.

Over time I started keeping up and at some point always drank more than her and then I fell out of lover with her and in love with alcohol. Funny how she kinda pushed me into that.

Don't get me wrong, I don't use it as an excuse, just an explanation of how I got into it the mess in the first place.

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Who here /MD2020/?

>>35387331

Very serious alcoholics can probably drink that much in a week but by that point no longer have the ability to buy that quantity of the same, not-bottom-tier-or-mouthwash alcohol

>>35389210
Nope we all only drink cheap tequila and chase it with chilled vodka.

>mom asks if you're an alcoholic
>ask her why she thinks I am an alcoholic
>she says I drink alone
>tell her I have nobody else to drink with
>she gets real quiet and sad
>I go to my room and drink alone

>>35386239
i think it's more to do with not being codependent as shit on your folks, ya goof

>>35388969
>>35389024
tapering is not a meme for certain drugs. benzos and alcohol can literally kill you from wds. you can medically manage your own tapering. i get what the other guy is saying though, were you addicted to opis? because tapering opis can pretty much be a meme unfortunately. that was not a fun road at all.

>>35389038
your insides are going to be screaming in pain. you'll wake up needing a drink to make the internal terror go away. you'll have cold sweats not being able to sleep heart pounding need a drink to go to bed. have a drink just this one morning, i'll have a double shot before i go to work today. all gets fucking normalized. you're going to get sicker physically and normalize stupider and stupider shit until it kills you. even using it as a coping mechanism, it lowers your baseline so much over time that you are worse off than when you started even though it gives you a little boost for a bit. move your head back, look at your fucking life. no fucking joke dude. i've went through a comical amount of liquor bottles. STOP WHILE YOU ARE AHEAD!!!

>>35389141
alcohol culture is retarded. i dont know why we normalize basically the worst drug there possibly is. the only thing i can think of coming to close in damaging people is benzos which are basically alcohol.
that being said, i don't think you are beyond help. that is not a good place to be in, you should start trying to cut back. if you can't do it yourself, tell a doctor about your condition to get the help you need. it isn't worth dying slow and painfully over. you can get control back.

>>35389240
:(
please don't use it to cope, you are hurting yourself.

>>35389037
stay safe, my dad was an alcoholic and was irish too. damned genes.

>>35389079
the professional help INVOLVES tapering though, otherwise they literally die from the WD symptoms. so it is not a meme. it saves lives.

>tfw drank coffee during the day and beer at night for years
>tfw starting to notice more sudden jolts of heart pain

probably shouldn't have done that

>>35385231
MOMS GONNA FREAK AAAAAAAHHH

>>35384108
>dildo
>singular
Casual. How did you explain your way out of that one?

>>35389240
I've had the same thing
I get why though since my dad was a massive alcoholic before he died

Tbqh I don't drink much but drinking by your lonesome is automatically alcoholism by normie standards

>>35388679
I work at a liquor store part time.

We recognize the regulars that come into the store for sure, if that means anything.

>>35389397
>the professional help INVOLVES tapering though, otherwise they literally die from the WD symptoms. so it is not a meme. it saves lives.

I've been to rehab and talked to numerous people who have gotten treatment and not once have I ever heard a professional prescribe alcohol

>>35389559
>oh yeah, you should just go ahead and die of withdrawal because no professional like me would ever prescribe alcohol to an alcoholic that's iNsAnItY!!!

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>>35383678

hey this happened to me today too.

i hide them at the bottom of normal recycling bags but today it was super windy and blew over the bin so there were bottles of vodka all over the front yard.

>>35387271
I couldn't just throw them out normally. I didn't want my parents to realize how much I was drinking.

more recently I've been waiting for trash day and getting rid of all the bottles/cans after they have gone to sleep and the trash is already at the curb. by the time they're awake, all the evidence is gone.

they still pile up if I forget for a week or two though.

it was hard to move around when it was that bad. probably 2/3 of the floor was devoted to empties.

>>35387476
yeah I was drinking them a lot because they were dirt cheap, 4 loco too back in the day. 3 hurricanes a night was enough for a good blackout.

My parents know I drink heavily and I've been through this multiple times, but I'm a 4.0 college student, happy, and have been doing great at life in general (besides my semi-regular hangovers).

I've drank at least a half-liter of vodka every night this past week, lol. I'm not even sad or anything, I just have no self control with drinking.

>>35386028
they can't really do much to help me if I don't do anything to help myself a little bit.

it was nice to know that they cared though.

>be me
>decide to clean my room after three day binge
>find countless fifths of burnetts and handles of aristocrat under my bed
>feel like a worthless drunk
This whole drinking might be becoming an issue anons.

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>get drunk on the night Trump won the election
>get so drunk I walk in to my parents room and say "the memes are after me"
>don't remember saying that and my parents had to tell me about it the next morning

>>35387666
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>>35389756
gonna catch up with you some, man. it will just drag down your QOL so slowly you won't notice.

>>35389765
it is. help yourself. its no joke.

>>35389782
is this a regular occurrence?

>>35389675
ever think about why they wouldn't want you drinking that much? christ, they spent all that time raising you and you're killing yourself and putting everyone in danger.

About a year ago I had a dream where I stabbed a hole in my abdomen and my liver crawled out and died. I felt agonizing pain the whole time it was squirming out of my body.

I am still drinking.

>>35389756
do you usually blackout for the last bit of the night? when I was doing half litres like you I usually didn't remember going to bed and falling asleep. but I only weighed about 180lbs back then (I'm down to 140lbs now that I've quit).

>>35389893
You're right. I've been on-off drinking for a while (I'll quit for a month or two, and then get back to heavy drinking). QOL is way better when sober. Maybe I should just quit for good ... I don't want to mess up what I have.

>>35389924
Pretty much. It's rarely total-blackout, but instead fuzzy memories of going to bed. Falling asleep is almost always unintentional, but my alarm automatically sets itself. I almost always wake up with a half-finished drink by my bed, and my teeth left un-brushed with is a dumb thing to do.

>>35383678
>>35383803
Had the same thing happen

My mom just said "anon, I found a lot of vodka bottles in your room" (I was going through a 1.75L bottle every 2-3 days and had about 5 bottles laying around the room)

I just told her they're all old and she fucked off

I usually put them in a garbage bag and throw them out on garbage day, even those are technically supposed to be recycled, but if I miss a week I have low-level anxiety due to all the shit in my room

>>35383678
>mom drops my fishing box and all my used syringes from shooting speed come flying out
welp

>>35390905
you also have "low-level" anxiety due to constant alcohol abuse. look into your fucking problem. it's killing you and making you miserable. get help. i care.

>>35390956
pretty jenky, man. i giggled thinking about that shit, like your mom is flipping shit about the needles and you are like mom, you dropped my box and broke all my shit!!

>>35388880
tfw drink a half a liter a day and stop regularly with no withdrawls.
really makes ya think

>>35391056
people have different genes, maybe you got lucky. it is still possibly silently killing you. stay safe, don't play it like some kind of stupid contest.

>>35391056
i did that for a couple years. Eventually I started getting the noon shakes and the dry heaves.

I"m glad I stopped, but the sobriety described by teetotallers is bullshit.It's very lonely, but I'm much healthier now. I've got abs no one sees and I make delicious nutritious food that only I eat.

>>35391010
it was in the back of my car and she and my sister were cleaning out my car for some reason
i think the lid wasnt closed so when they picked it up shit just went everywhere but its funny to me too

>>35391056
>>35391146
I was kinda the same, rarely felt hungover either, and even when I was at almost my worst a blood test at my GP doctor found only moderately increased liver enzymes

>>35391201
what a fucking scene. that would have been so unreal to watch unfold. i'm not going to throw any of my syringes into my tackle box, i remember that for sure.
do you still shoot speed? seems pretty unsustainable

>>35391286
lol no man
im a bit afraid of coming across speed these days becasue i know Ill probably say fuck yeah

>>35385090
Dude was born the same year I was.

That's depressing as fuck.

But I blame his family.

If his family had chained him up in the basement for half a year or something he might have quit alcohol.

They were too lenient.

>>35391146
Yeah I know I should stop soon, justfor my liver health if nothing else. It's just become a stupid habit at this point. bleh.

>last summer
>living in my house at college with my good friends
>we all game
>my desk is fucking littered with beer cans after each week
>they call it the natty castle because the spires are stacked so high

I finally overcame my problem, but it wasn't easy. Was drinking 5 days a week for a year straight.
I know it's not as serious as those faggots who drink fifths of vodka each day, but it was really destructive and addictive.

I'm down to just drinking on weekends. My tolerance is way down, which is great.

>>35391319
i hate having the epic retard addict brain. i've done jenk shit to get high. i'm trying to get totally sober but it is hard. and i don't know if totally sober is correct. i gotta cut back though, i'm tapering my daily opiate habit. that shit was getting retarded. i had diarrhea today from cutting back, means it is working.

i really only do speed if i got a lot of work i wanna get done or to jerk off, but if i do it for the latter boy is it the jenkiest feeling ever after you cum. even finishing loads of work and doing it all well makes me feel like a drained degenerate shitbag.

the ride is bad, and i want it to slow down so i can relax and not need to be high 24/7

>>35385090
Shit, I have a lot more 3 pints many days. Hasn't caught up to me yet, but that's seriously worrying.

Thanks for sharing.

>>35391509
Im 40 now, so it changes, but i know people who have never slowed down
shit catches up with you but youll work it out, and make some great stories along the way

>>35391511
Do you eat when you drink? This guy was eating the amount of calories in swell he should have been consuming in a day. Probably sped up the effects of the poison.

Sad story, guy seemed like a nice person who just couldn't get over his addiction in time.

>>35391706
In a week*

Fuck.

>>35391706
Yeah I usually eat when I'm drinking (or at least I eat regularly). I'm pretty skinny though.

Alcohol is no joke, so it's good to be reminded of that!

I've never drank alcohol because I've never socialised and the smell puts me off.

But my onine friends seem to enjoy it to dull the pain of life so to speak. Is it actually good for that? If so I might start.

>>35387331
nibba thats a fifth not a handle

>>35391809
it is not good for that. your quality of life will go downhill so slow you won't notice.

>>35385090

Congratulations, they killed him. Cold turkey withdrawal from that amount of drinking for that long is terrible idea and everyone at that treatment centre should be held accountable.>>35385182

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>literally every alcoholic
>can get jobs back to back
>ALWAYS, LITERALLY ALWAYS, GOES THROUGH GFS BACK TO BACK
>MOST OF THEM CAN GET A GIRL PREGNANT AND SHE'LL JUST WALK OFF WITH HIS SHITFUCK GENES AND BEG FOR WELFARE
>EVERYONE FUCKING GIVES THEM MONEY AND PUTS UP WITH THEIR SHIT
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU SHITFUCK NORMIES. KILL YOURSELVES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35391672
that's good to hear. i just want to get totally clean for a while and see how it is. you've been there i'm sure though. it gets better, doesn't it?

>>35383678

Happened to me last year.

I had probably twenty or thirty empty liter bottles of vodka lying around my mom. My mom threw a minor fit and accused me of being an alcoholic. I just told her they'd accumulated up over the months and were leftover from parties.

Of course, I drank them all myself.

Nowadays I just toss my liquor containers into a plastic bag and throw them into a dumpster every week or two. On the off chance she comes back into my room, she'll only see evidence of light and sporadic drinking rather than the sort of serious addiction I've been fostering.

Cheers, OP!

>>35391912
I used to put my empty whiskey bottles on my window ledge, had like 10 of those 3 litre bottles there and when my grandmother come over she started lecturing me on my "profuse" drinking. I don't know why though, it was like, 7 years worth of bottles. I just hate cleaning shit up.

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>>35391868
yeah haha man, alcoholics got it made, ez drug ez life!

>>35383678
>tfw you have an extremely large amount of cough medicine bottles stashed in a chest in your room
I don't know what to do

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>>35392812
I just did 420mg DXM (the number was not memed, just happened to be 420 with 28 15mg cough gels) last Friday. It was my first time with the drug in like 3 years. I was drinking some pomegranate juice during the day and while taking the gels to help potentiate the DXM.

Hit me way too powerfully, potentiated more than I expected it to, I think. Was on my floor for hours lost in the music of a random assortment of songs in a playlist on YouTube. I don't remember what I thought about, but I definitely feel like I saw some intense closed eye visuals, just can't remember what any of them actually were.

Think I'll try 300mg this weekend without any pomegranate juice. This pic isn't mine, saved it a while back. I'm glad I did gels instead of syrup, the inevitable throwing up part wasn't so bad with gels.

>>35392812

Every time you go somewhere take as many as you can discretely carry on your person. If you go out as often as much as the average robot it should only be a matter of decades before you are rid of them.

>>35392812
toss them out when no one is home, like take them to the town recycle place. then never touch that shit again. dxm is actually neurotoxic. baaad shit. if you like dissos that much play with things that don't give you brain damage (as much).