Tfw no qt alien gf...why can't we date some qt aliens anons?

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She makes me blush

Maybe we'll find waifus in Trappist

They'll probably be traps though

>>35383106

They'd still go for Chad's so I refuse to see how their existence will make your life any better

>>35383106
"People" who unironically watch shit like Star Trek can't be robots. You're too retarded and not self-aware enough to actually experience suffering or pain, and your taste in escapism is so plebeian and trashy that you will never lack in distractions, you could literally just sit and smear your shit on a wall and giggle at it forever, it's the same as Star Trek and all that garbage. Kill yourself.

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>>35383106
>Actress with shit drawn on her face
>Alien
I hate this meme.

>>35383363
You have a lot of anger anon, hope you're okay :3

>>35383106
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>>35383363
>star trek
>trash

Please tell me more about your exquisite taste in media you complete waste of space

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>>35383106
I know that original feel my dude.

>>35383900
I want to just explore space on a cool ship and have a qt tali as my gf.

>>35383998
>you will never romance tali for the first time again.
>her image was ruinedby one photoshop.
>nubioware is obsessed with making ugly looking terrible personality love interests now.

>>35383900
>original

Way to make everybody older than 18 sick to their stomach, faggot.

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>>35383900

>when ur Turian gf offers you a blowie

>>35383998

Tali is getting married to Garrus, you CREEP.

My head cannon = FACT

>>35384072
At least your canon avoids her dumb picture.

>>35383363
Screencapped for hilarious accuracy. Truth
>"People" who unironically watch shit like Star Trek can't be robots. You're too retarded and not self-aware enough to actually experience suffering or pain,

>>35383106
Because every Mexican girl has about ten gangbanger cousins who want to beat your whitey self up. Not worth it.

>>35384072
>Tali is getting married to Garrus, you CREEP
Get the fuck out of here

>it's an aliens are actually just humans with some very minor differences despite evolving on a different planet many light years away episode

>>35383106
>literally everything Scotty does, she jumps in and replaces him
>le grrrrrrl power xDDDD
I want off Mr. Goldbergs wild ride

The only way I would have some hopes it's by dating some sort of alien like the ones form the Fairy Oddparents, the ones that find repulsive things attractive and attractive things disgusting