The girl at McDonalds smiled at me today. Should I go in boys?
I really think she's into me.
>>35382505
She smiled at you because it's her job, not because she cares about you. I've made this mistake before.
>>35382505
With retail/service workers, they're paid to look friendly. This isn't really a sign in either direction. But what the hell, why not? Fortune favors the bold.
>>35382543
>>35382551
I don't know bros, if I don't pick up whats she's putting down, I may never get a gf.
>>35382719
Has it occurred to you that she is not "putting down" anything? She works behind a counter, she is supposed to smile at customers.
>>35382551
I've worked in retail for 7 years and I've never smiled at a customer, not once.
>>35382829
What? No, it was definitely a please love me, go out with me and give me your babies smile.
>>35383000
How can she say no with digits like those?
>>35382719
just be hip, brother man. Be cool.
>>35383081
Ok, I'm gonna ask her out. It will go something like this:
>Can I take your order sir?
Can I have a large big mac meal please.
>Coke for the drink?
Yes please
>Anything else sir?
Yeah, you and me. Dinner. Friday night. I'll pick you up.
>Hehe, ok. I thought you'd never ask!
>>35382505
why are asian girls so fucking ugly?
>>35383216
Or
>sir I'm afraid I will have to ask you to leave, you see im tapping that prime teen ass in exchange for raises and promotions, I'm sure you understand.
Anon leaves maccie D's with children laughing at him and people cringing hard.
He never returns to that establishment again
>>35383216
maybe you should just start off with small talk, build up to conversations, and just keep coming back around the same time.
Don't get fat, though.
>>35382505
stop posting this photo it makes me horny
>>35383216
Terrible idea unless you are hugh jackman or something
>>35382543
Hahahahaha this so much. I did the same thing
>>35382505
I want to marry this girl! Yeah!
>>35382505
>Harriet Sugarcookie
Jerked off to her sex diary a couple times. That's always fun.
>>35383216
>Yeah, you and me. Dinner. Friday night. I'll pick you up.
>Proceeds to take her to her job for dinner
What is wrong with you?
>>35383959
Are you high? I never said I'd take her to McDonalds.
>>35382987
>single autist represents all retail workers
>>35384265
I make joke, it funny
>>35382505
She's after your McNuggies senpai
>>35383000
The digits.
Anon is right. Fk her and make her babies
>>35384541
Ok, I'm gonna go for it. Wish me luck bros.