r9k and degeneracy

>>35380075
wouldnt it be easier to just fuck men earlier than shoving a 12 inch dildo up your ass

Wow you're fucking gay dude, get some help..

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>use sausage as dildo
>cook it and eat it later

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>>35380075
>don't take cage with me for the encounter because I don't want to reveal my power level
>incredibly excited and horny on the train
>boner won't go down even after playing some games on my phone for 10 minutes and my dick is 8 inches long so it's very obvious
>the only way to get rid of it is if I fap in the train's restroom
>shame hits me like a truck when I cum, actually just stare at the floor with my flaccid dick in my hand for a good two minutes
>still go to meet guy because he knows my number and address
>get there and the whole idea of having sex feels incredibly gross, and the guy is also nothing like his pictures so that doesn't help
>make very awkward talk for 20 minutes then leave
>throw out all my degeneracy stuff and manage to not even think about any of this shit for two months
>eventually relapse of course, but it's never as bad because I keep being reminded of how degenerate this really is
>over time my degeneracy stabilizes at the level of wanting to cuddle and kiss cute boys and playfully play with each other's penises
>20 year old khhv NEET at this point though, so getting a bf doesn't feel realistic at all
>develop self hate and convince myself no cute boy would want me anyway
>get gf from a league group completely by chance
>no longer a khhv and I don't feel undesirable anymore
>think about doing lewd things with a cute robot in secret, but gf loves my body hair and I'd feel gross if I did that while not being smooth and cute myself
>don't really love gf as much as she loves me, and I don't feel happy
>feel like the only thing that could make me truly happy is being in a monogamous relationship with a cute boy
>would feel terrible for leaving gf

What do I do brobots? I gave up on women completely by age 15 and haven't even considered the possibility of ever having a gf.
I feel like I should be happy because I overcame most of my degeneracy and somehow got a fabled gee eff, but I still just lust over qt bois

>>35380119
>>35380117
bunch of casuals
>>35380137
you know what's up

>>35380075
Second sphincter? You mean where your small intestine meets your large?

Why not buy a colonoscopy tool to put up your ass? Then you can use the camera to reliably get into your small intestine every time

>>35380165
Post nudes you whore

>>35380075
>>35380138
>keeps using "degenerate"

/pol/, we know it's you. You can stop fantasizing about black men now.

>>35380138
Fuck you dude. Appreciate what you have.

Fuck.

People like you make me sick

>>35380178
used to camwhore on /b/, but deleted everything and I just look like an average gross hairy man now
>>35380196
I think degenerate is a hot and lewd word
Also niggers are gross and I never liked milo
>>35380200
I know I should but I can't force myself to be happy when I'm not. I also feel really bad about not loving gf back

>>35380138
I cant figure out if youre just really ashamed of being gay or if porn confused your mind so much since you started so young with out there things like sissy hypno

>>35380241
I like gross hairy men, what am I? Some confused hetero? Post your hairy ass

>>35380253
4chan and porn definitely did fuck me up, I'm not even sure if I'm really bi or it's just 6 years of prison gayness and the prostate feeling really good.
When I first started fingering myself I had this feeling that it wouldn't feel good if I was a real man and that made me feel ashamed in a sexual way.
But I don't feel bad after cumming anymore, so maybe I really am bisexual. I think the shame was because my fantasies were always fucked up and degnerate. Now they just involve affection and vanilla sex with cute boys

>>35380322
alright give me a minute
it's an extremely generic and uninteresting hairy male ass though so don't get your hopes up

>>35380344
>I had this feeling that it wouldn't feel good if I was a real man and that made me feel ashamed in a sexual way.
I kind of understand, for me it was just more the shame and taboo of getting fucked and dominated. I looked at unabrasive gay occasionally for a while but it started to feel less exciting and i eventually got a gf.
I think one of the things that ruin it for me is that im just too masculine to be truely qt

Degeneracy story

>had constipation issues for a long time
>taking a shower, plugged up for days
>figure I'll just pull the poop out
>ehh, pretty fucking weird but whatever
>do so, don't feel anything special, other than a little grossed out
>keep doing this for a long time
>start to really dig in there for future poops
>starts to feel good,oh no
>find toothbrush holder, start using that
>it has a hole in it tho so it makes me bleed
>move on to flashlight with a smooth end that I gut
>mom finds it and throws it away (it was in bathroom drawer)
>never talk about it
>start fucking cucumbers, slice them up and flush them when done
>or worse, put them back
>toilet plugs up from it, have to BS about not liking cucumber so I slice them up and flush them
>my family thinks, no, knows that I am a complete fucking autist
>stop fucking cucumbers
>years pass
>lonely as fuck, crave human interaction
>look up chat boards, find Furry Chat room
>not a furry but these people are fun as fuck
>slowly exposed to the hot furry porn
>I'm a furry fuck
>people tell me about Bad Dragon dildos
>get a medium Echo the Snowstrider

Mfw over the course of a year or two. I went from shy but likeable (failed) normie to complete shut-in furry anal degenerate

I still poop in the shower, the hot art makes it easy and it feels good.
>mfw when one time a temporary roommate found poop I forgot to clean and the whole family discussed it and I BS'das hard as possible to blame it on the dog
>theybought it
>I think my mom knows the truth

>>35380550
*hot water

You have been muted for 2Kek seconds because your comment was not original.

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>>35380362
>>35380322
Here you go friend
>>35380500
Well yes of course I've had that also, but it started with the notion that I was somehow born to be a homo because I enjoyed prostate stimulation

>>35380590
I'd fuck and cuddle afterwards.

>>35380550
>>35380584
I think unironic furries are the bad kind of degenerates
The accidentally discovering prostate stimulation and using non designed dildos thing is kinda hot though.
I remember walking around the house in ecstatic excitement looking for suitable objects after my parents went to sleep.
Good times
>>35380619
Thanks anon. I assume you aren't a hairless boy though. They only seem to like fat daddies or other hairless boys feelsbadman

>>35380711
But I got a designed dildo

And furry porn is fucking hot

I like to roleplay as my animal but at least I'm not so mentally ill as to believe I'm actually an animal, or wear fursuits or shit
I worry about my future though

>>35380746
No I meant designated, as in objects that aren't actual dildos.
I was referring to the flashlight and the cucumbers

>>35380711
>The accidentally discovering prostate stimulation and using non designed dildos thing is kinda hot though.
>I remember walking around the house in ecstatic excitement looking for suitable objects after my parents went to sleep.
>Good times
So did I.
well I still do it because I don't want to buy a dildo

>>35380774
Buy one m8, discreet shipping and pretty easy to hide
And bliss, of course.

Make sure to get a good one

>>35380746
>>35380764
Also I just can't find drawn porn hot, and I don't understand the psychology behind liking furry features.
>>35380774
I haven't had any butt play in over a year but goddamn I really want to finger my hole now. I threw my dildo out and I'm glad I did because someone would have probably found it, but I would definitely buy one if I didn't live with my gee eff

>>35380809
Ur gf would find it hot nigga.
Women go crazy over that stuff I dunno why.
Guaranteed, man. Guaranteed.

>>35380809
>I can't find drawn porn hot
NORMIE GET OUUUUUTTTTTTTTT YOU DISRESPECTU MY WAIFU

>>35380800
>living at home with my parents
>can't into buttplay discretely
>the smell, sound, cleanup etc make it a chore
>finally get myself a real vibrating dildo
>super excited for a chance to use it
>first time, home alone, both parents at work
>warm up and fuck myself for a while
>it's fucking amazing, moaning like a slut
>go shower and clean everything up
>realize my father came home early
>he must have heard everything
>the buzzing vibe, the wet lube
>me desperately moaning "fuck me fuck me"

kill myself
i'm not allowed to have anything good
it's only hell for me

>>35380918
>ah fuck man, the feels

Just do it in shower, lock door, keep ur bitch mouth shut

Sorry bout that tho, know that feel
My parents are pretty religious and go to Bible study every thirsday for like six hours. Thursday's are good days

>>35381001
What kind of lube do you use that it works in the shower?

>>35381058
I don't use lube, just spit and the water from the shower.

I don't understand how people are so reliant on lube, I can shove the whole thing in after like 12 seconds in the shower

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>>35380075
Another victim of brainwashing. You realize there are groups pushing trap shit on /b/ for a reason right?

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>>35380846
I'm not gonna reveal my powerlevel to her, that one's for sure. Even if she would like it, I want to keep things separate
>>35380918
Damn anon I'm sorry. I'm also sorry for your dad, imagine being in his place. Thankfully I'm really stealthy and always doublecheck everything so nothing like this has happened to me.
>>35381095
This. You just gotta be skilled. And don't give me that "I'm just tight" shit, your ass is a muscle it can relax and be widened and still go back to being tight
>>35381096
I've never seen any conclusive evidence for this, and I don't think it falls under the shilling category covered by ctr and the like, but if it is really like you say then can you really blame my 14 year old sexually frustrated self for falling victim for a group of professionals?
also Plato's cave comes to mind. I'm glad the degeneracy got to me, it's much much more exciting than non degeneracy

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>>35380550
>start fucking cucumbers, slice them up and flush them when done
holy shit anon I kind of feel your pain but that is just fucking ridiculous

>>35381417
>imagine him then explaining to his family that he dislikes cucumber so that is why he cuts them up and flushes them down the toilet

>>35381417
Yeah idk wat I was thinking lmao
It also got blamed on my roommate jap exchange, my dad's reasoning was "she's from Japan she must not know how American toilets work"

I was too ashamed to admit it was me.
He made her pay half to fix it.
Lmfao I should probably kms

>>35381869
I admitted I did it after she paid so I dunno if she got reimbursed

Well here's mine
>little sister always hugs me and grind for some reason
>orgasm one time
>she feels the bulge
>what's that anon? In your pants?
>mom hears whole thing
>never trusts me around her again

Thankfully no one knew I came but still

>>35380075
Dat's a super cute girl. Got any more of her? I don't care if she has a girldick

>>35382166
Unfortunately not. She is really cute though, I wish I had sauce
>>35381869
They 100% know you used that cucumber to fuck your ass, sorry anon

>>35382166
>>35382238
nvm, found the source

sdgfa

muffinsthefemboy

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>>35382661
Damn anon, thanks. Some of the pics on his tumblr are pretty unflattering, but that smile is angelic