/britfeel/ International sweaty martial arts girls day

tfw no muzzies to beat up as a constable.

can anyone hook me up with weed in birmingham?

Original please.

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>Implying mai waifu isn't highly trained

>>35378223
>not using the dank web for your dank green

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What should I do today britfeel?

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>>35378198
>tfw no milf gf
Why live?

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I was at a party with Peter Andre, I met him on Friends Reunited and we had been talking with each other for over a year now (we were living in the same city) and he was playing beer pong with George Michael. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down. George made a bet that if Peter lost against him, he would have to play the next round topless.

Next thing Peter loses (because he is bad singer) and ends up literally taking his pecs out for everyone to see. Then George, presumably to try his luck, bet Peter that if he lost again he would have to suck his dick. Peter turns to me and smiles with his father-of-the-year grin and says "I know I can win this time! I've sucked a lot of cocks in the past to get my record deal"

I thought he was joking, so I just casually replied "Yeah, whatever"

Then he loses again, and this George asshole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and Peter responds with some bullshit like "This is insania" Within the space of fifteen seconds Peter is literally on his knees, topless, sucking George's dick. There was nothing I could do about it.

Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta faggot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear George saying "Go, show him. Let him see" Peter taps me on the shoulder, opens his mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.

Fuck Peter Andre. Fuck George Michael. Fuck life. I'm out.

remember is international womens day lads - inspirational video from the BBC here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0C4HYF_6II

>>35378241
tfw no big titted lactating gf.

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>>35378250
>tfw no big titted lactating gf.
I know that feel

>>35378245
What's got her knickers in a twist?

>>35378245
Are women incapable of banter? Even the dumbest males I meet are good for a laugh or two?

my psychologist is such a normie bitch holy fuck

how can this therapy shit work for anyone other than normies it's literally manipulation

>>35378245
Haha these comebacks are great. Take THAT patriarchy

>>35378245
((((((((((witty))))))))))

Women are absolutely incapable of banter

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>>35378245
This has to be satirical. It's pure garbage

>>35378262
Where can I find more of this milky mistress?

>>35378245
Its true isn't it? Why are women incapable of being funny?

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Just back from the job centre. What a miserable shitty day. Thinking about kms soon. Or explaining my mental state to a doctor and getting ESA. I bet they'd decline me though.

I'm just too riddled with anxiety & paranoia to be a normal human being.

How's your day been lads?

>>35378303
Anxiety isn't a disability anymore lad.

>>35378303
don't do it lad, thats originally what they want, don't let them win

>>35378294
Apparently she's Lana Ivans but I'm not 100%

>>35378245
>BBC
>You are paying for this

>>35378322
Yeah. I think I'm right https://xhamster.com/movies/5313713/epic_nipple_and_boob_sucking_skill.html

>>35378330
God I'm glad I don't pay my TV License anymore

>>35378309
Exactly that's why I think I'd get declined. So I just have to stumble through life as a complete social retard with no skills or abilities

I've recently resolved to try and get fit in the hopes that it'll have a domino effect on other aspects of my life but I'm not getting my hopes up

>>35378322
>>35378343
Good lad *unzips dick*

>>35378238
>live with family
>they ask what every package that I get is.

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Wat do if this was u?

>>35378284
What are you in for? What makes her so normie?

>>35378351
when are we gonna do away with the TV license in favour of a more modern system. We shouldn't have to pay the BEEB money when we don't even want to watch their channels

>>35378245
I was trying to be open-minded but really very mediocre bants. My favourites were 'No.' and a perplexed laugh with zero comeback.

Also the comeback of shoving them and breaking their stuff is great so long as they just allow you to get away with it.

>>35378373
They're debating the petition today apparently (or have done so already?)

Got the email because I signed it at some point

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/170931

>>35378364
>Good lad
Don't say that while unzipping you poof

>>35378351

Can they actually get a warrant and come with the police to force entry if you tell them to fuck off the first time?

we dont need women when we have each other, right lads? :))))))

>tfw stuck in wet east devon

>>35378393
>>35378406
signed it

and yes they can get a warrant but it will take them a while, mostly they use that as a way to get you to pay up

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>>35378198
Oh, it's great being black in a white neighbourhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>35378406
Yeah they can. They've only ever came to my house once though, it's easier to just let them in if you've got nothing to hide. Was a laugh when I saw the old mans face when he came into my house and saw my cute anime posters, figures and dakimakura though. Maybe that's why they never came back kek

>>35378431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1zp953kVLs

>>35378406
Just don't acknowledge anything when their goons visit. Don't tell them your name or anything, just tell them that their implied right of access is removed. Good luck friendo.

>>35378369
depression

she just doesn't understand me or the way I feel, she just thinks it as completely irrational and it's obvious she has no real idea to help me in any meaningful way, she just spouts normieshit platitudes about how it can all get better and how great my life can actually be

classic dumb normie bitch and that's most what these psychologists are

>>35378413
Should we gang up and bully Dorset?

T. Somerset

>>35378413
You think you have it bad?
>tfw stuck in the isles of scilly

>>35378452
we don't take bait round 'ere lad

>>35378418
>>35378441
>>35378467

I was worried about that, I had heard of "revoking implied right of access" the first time round but I might be fucked if they come with the police as I'm using a TV to watch animes from my computer, it's not even going to be plugged into an aerial but I'll have other TV channels via my BT box or something so I'm sure they'd say I was still committing a violation.

>>35378497
this is exactly why i havent bothered going to counseling.

they wouldent understand, how im torn between philosophies, feeling scared and uncertain in a world i feel i belong, angry at the hypocrisy of society.

i would probably start going on, puring my heart out, and they would reply with some classical normie shit.

>>35378497
Is she actually a psychologist? They normally provide more substance than that

Is it against the law to persuade people to harm (not kill) themselves?

>>35378558
Should I move to North England for the cheap rent?

>>35378366
Just lie to them about it.

>>35378452
White women prefer black men. Just accept it

>>35378562
feel i dont belong****

>>35378565
didn't mean to reply, fuck's sake.

>>35378558
I don't think they search your computers and shit. They just check if your TV is hooked up to a aerial

Finished workout lads. Now to spend the rest of the day getting high and watching anime. Maybe a wank or 2.

>>35378615
tfw tried making a schedule for Biceps and Triceps on mondays, fridays and sundays and ended up being mondays, tuesdays, thursdays, fridays and saturdays. Is it even a good idea to workout every day?

>>35378558
If the BT channels are live then yeah you need to pay. The only time you don't pay for the TV license is if you don't watch live TV or BBC iPlayer. The TV License isn't a BBC fee, it's a fee for all live TV broadcasting but the BBC do get paid from it

>>35378640
>Is it even a good idea to workout every day?
Not really. And certainly not a good idea to work out the same muscle 2 days in a row. You need to let them rest.

>>35378615
noice. whatchu smoking whatchu watching
been downloading some stuff to fill my weekend.

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>>35378577
What have we whities got left?

>>35378666
Shit, guess I'll take a 2 day break for all workout. Workout is addicting apparently, never thought I'd say this.

>>35378666
Every other day is a decent system, Satan. It's also a good idea to do some high rep, buffet-style workouts until your condition improves, at which point splitting and dropping the reps is dandy.

>>35378681
Amnesia haze and probably Dragon Ball Super. Although thought I'd get comfy nostalgia feels but it seems really retarded a lot of the time.

Why are there basically 0 horror anime lads?
Japanese horror is well respected but it seems to only exist in live action form

>>35378697
Why dont you work out some other body parts? Obviously arms are top tier.

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What's your opinion on this lads? What a cruel joke mother nature has played on poor women. They don't get to pull strings their whole life.

>>35378697
Just work out something else. Ideally, if you lift a lot take a cardio day if you'd rather be in the gym. Use that motivation when you have it, don't let it do to waste just because Satan is whispering in your ear again.

>>35378562
exactly

>>35378563
yes she is, unfortunately. and most seem to be of that dumb normie ilk who try to manipulate you into their dumb normie ideals.


feel like shit

>>35378716
>amnesia haze
my favourite

>>35378735
>>35378740
I mainly workout my biceps, triceps, forearms, shoulders and chest. On Wednesdays (today) I worked out specifically my chest and shoulders. It's just that arms seem to be the most enjoyable and I got carried away a bit. I guess I'll focus on my middle back and traps on fridays. With a 1 day rest interval.

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Out of seminar feeling great, where my cute and handsome bois at?

>>35378734
Give Shinsekai Yori a go. If you haven't seen it yet, Monster is an all-time classic. Lastly, try Shigurui: an underrated masterpiece.

>>35378769
here lad, want me to come give you a little cuddle?

>>35378738
it's the way nature works I guess, They give women all their looks when they are young because they are supposed to be attracting guys so they can have kids after that, it's downhill for them

>>35378696
Ignore the troll. White male/asian female AND white male/black female are more successful than 'u mad whit boi' pairings.

>live at home with my mum
>mums about to lose her job
>too autistic to work
>too autistic to claim bennies
>probably gonna unironically kill my self

im not gonna make it brahs

>>35378794
Yeah please mate, on the bus now and the normies are really annoying.

>>35378768
I dunno why, but biceps always feel like shit to me. Feels like an impractical and vain muscle group. You need to get them pullups/ downs in and also:
>skipping leg day

Why would anyone buy a 4chan pass lads?

>>35378835
To get rid if those fucking street sign captchas

>>35378835
For high speed shit posting.

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>>35378835
No captcha and quicker posting speed, lad
Feels good

>>35378818
Yeah I need to focus on my legs more, I don't think my cycling will heavily improve my quads and legs in general

>>35378813
put your head on my chest and listen to my heart beat while i hold your hand

>>35378862
Squats or comparable resistance machines would be the obvious thing. I tend to use machines and do a lot of treadmill. One thing I like to do is give chest or whatever you're working a rest while you do a few sets on your legs. That way you feel fresh for your next few upper body sets and vice versa. I do the squats but also leg curls and extensions, and also hip abductors.

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look at how happy i made the loli guys, pretty chuffed desu

>>35378850
>>35378855
>>35378857
All good points, but when you get banned it attaches the ban to your pass. Meaning you can't use your pass while evading.

>>35378896
Only if I can rub your thighs and have a nap on your sexy body.

>>35378942
Well that's your fault for getting banned

just bust the fattest nut to bbw japanese face sitting videos and now contemplating buying a fat escort. how deep does the degenerate rabbit hole go

As it's International Women's Day, I'd like to remind everyone that being born with a vagina does NOT necessarily make you a woman

Being a woman is a CHOICE, based on your FEELINGS

>>35378942
Pretty sure if you change your ip it's fine.

>>35378913
Sounds good, I'll try that myself.

>>35378969
Hard to get cute fat ones, though there are a decent amount of chubby milf sluts in my area.

>>35378930
u dint change the filename im gonna hack ur nitendo account and all linked accounts

>>35379027
its just from my twitter, if you find out my twitter account you get to look at all my tweets which are just screenshot uploads from my ps4, wiiu and switch

>>35378198
never post in these threads but i do come here to see the OP images occasionally

very good work senpai

>>35378943
its a deal bby

>>35378971
Preach it sister, I'm a cute little girl and no penis or thick hirsute lady hairs means otherwise. Stupid bigots. It ain't gay if he identifies as a anime girl

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I want off this God forsaken rock. Why has He abandoned us?

>>35378309
What do yoou mean?
anxblockds

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>>35378238
>parcelto your name with your address gets intercepted by the rozzers, or opened by neighbour/whoever by accident
>"ur nicked son"
>try and plead innocence
>trace your IP to having visited naughty websites
>if not IP just hack your pc and check that way thanks to Mummy May's watchful eyes
also i've never used the darkweb before, where would i even start - i wouldn't know which websites to get it from, do you pay for it with bitcoins? How can you be sure that you won't get ripped off or get shit weed, or fall into a honey-pot

asking for a friend

>>35379146
Off as in, into space?

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>>35379002
I just had a gander, theres a few alright chubby girls near me but I can't find any milf asian bbws though

>>35379170
SWIM felt the same way the first time on the dark web. It was intimidating but they got by pretty easily. They recommend having some bitcoin just in case

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anon here that got sent the free figurines! thanks again wonderful anon, i'm really enjoying them

how would you reccomend cleaning them though?

>>35378245
>those comebacks
heard better from my 8 year old niece tbqh

>>35379171
Space, death, doesn't matter. I want off by any means.

>>35379194
>anon here that got sent the free figurines!
what have I missed?

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>>35379183
Thicc asians are supreme

>>35379189
yeah but my friend wants to know where you start, because he doesn't want to just type "where to buy weed" into google

Asking again: any lawfags know whether there's any crime in encouraging people to hurt themselves but not kill themselves? I have a friend who is a fetishist you see.

>>35378528
No. Let's bully Cornwall.
>stuck in east devon born in Taunton
>>35378548
Fucking shit lad. Cornwall is bollocks and you're stuck in the worst place.

You should take over the islands and create kekania

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>>35379213
Well death is easy, the world is in most cases actively trying to kill you

Just jump in front of a train

>>35379244
What is this out of? Sounds good

>>35379244
I don't want to commit suicide. I want to die but I don't want to spend eternity away from God by killing myself

>>35379221
Some anon was giving away some of his animu figurines that he didnt want anymore

>>35379264
As far as I know it's just a made up quote from /tg/

>>35379271
But in your first post you said that God had abandoned you/us.

Fuck God, he's clearly a dick.

>>35379291
But there are quotations. I guess its just the work of a professional quote maker

>>35379239
I'm very thankful I'm on St Mary's so it's not as bad as it could be.
Might take over St Agnes, invite you lot and then expand from there.

>>35379278
What characters did you get anon?

thinking about getting a new game for my ps4. what games do you lads recommend. the last game i played through was oden sphere.

thank you

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>>35379230
top taste lad

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>>35379338
Ta.
>tfw no fat arsed asian gf

>>35379355
Fug she's so cute. Video of her taking big white cock where?

>>35379335
Don't bother. Games are OVER, DONE. bloodbourne though I guess

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>>35379390
>big
>white cock
Pick ONE AND ONLY ONE YOU PATHETIC CUMSKIN

>fixing an armored cable to an outside wall
>kneeling down close to the patio
>went to stand up
>head struck the outside tap on the way up
>still feeling spaced out hours later

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>>35379423
>poley at it again with the bait

>>35379423
Niggers/pakis aren't allowed ITT

>>35379355
Fuck. I just went to step into that booty and live there

>>35378801
White women don't just love black men, they WORSHIP us. They have completely given into our culture, emulate our mannerisms, slang and worship the ground we walk on. White guys move on over...you're not wanted nor needed anymore. Just enjoy the cuckold porn we make for you with "your" women loool

>>35379445
Why? How does it affect you?

>>35379500
White women only go for niggers to rebel against their parents because blacks are literally sub human. They'd fuck a dog to piss off their parents if it was legal.

>>35379542
White shits suffer from a huge inferiority complex. They're not wanted nor needed by their women and now they're throwing their toys out the pram.

White "men" are so fragile

T H I C C

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyLJsPJVBEs&feature=youtu.be

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What did they mean by this? oriririr

>>35379335
Got to be Yakuza Zero laddio. You don't need to have played the others, and if you're a fan of crime/ intrigue type tales the series as a whole will be to your taste. If you can appreciate Japanese humour it has that too. As a rule the main story is fairly serious with a bit of shirtless fighting and shouting people's names and that, and the side quests and distractions tend to be pretty off the wall.

>>35379594
utter disgust

>>35379594
Those are some shit dicks

>>35379542
Because you shit up threads and cause ethnic tension. Go away to some groid forum and leave us alone.

>>35379603
will probably pick up yakuza 0. was thinking about getting tbqh or persona 5

>>35379563
>says the guy who feels the need to go onto the internet and pretend that he's the superior one.
The idiocy has reached new levels

>>35379335
Nioh, no question.

>>35379445
Can non-whites who dont make a big deal of it into?

>>35379644
I'm not black, but I think that's a very rude thing to say. Why can't a black person talk here? Not all cause ethnic tension, and I'm willing to bet if it happens then most of it is brought upon by people winding them up so I don't blame them

>>35379670
>Nioh

is this one of them really hard games like dark souls? prefer comfy games if it is

>>35379649
Ah, so you're already a weeb then. Planning on getting P5 myself, but first I have to finish Nioh as well as my SL1 run on Dark Souls 3.

>>35379700
Black perpetual victims waaaaaa

anyone ever eaten a girls arsehole before? what does it smell/taste like?

>>35379706
FFX/X2 HD remaster

tfw no pale skin, green eyes, freckled, fire red hair, gaelic gf

>>35379736
rotten haggis

>>35379736
>what does it smell/taste like?
Gee I wonder.

>>35379720
So you actually think black people come on this thread and actively try to provoke white people? Are you talking about the "u mad white boi lool" shitposts? Because if you actually fall for poe's law that easily I feel for you.

>>35379711
>Ah, so you're already a weeb then

somewhat. i will only watch an anime series on one offs.

not big on dark souls myself. i like a bit of a challenge in games but i found myself repeating the same parts over and over again when i played the first dark souls and it just wasnt fun

>>35379758
well some people say it has a sweet and pleasant scent/taste to it

>>35379736

It can be made quite palatable by the administration of multiple warm milk enemas beforehand

>>35379673
Well I for one really don't mind, but some of the morons here actually think non-whites come on here just to provoke whites for some strange fucking reason. It's really fucking stupid

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>I'm giving away free figurines anon! barely used

>>35379740
actually considered this. might get it for when im off or the ff12 remake

>>35379802
I imagine almost all of the 'u mad white boi' posts are bored /pol/acks wanting to start a race war.

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>>35379594
SOP>SOF
Imo senpaitchi

>>35379769
Yes, they do. You can not go anywhere on the internet without seeing some slack jawed, useless groid being racist towards whites and bragging that they're "taking over your country" or "we be fucking your women"

But, in your mind blacks can do no wrong and everything is somehow the fault of whites.

>>35378244
Have a (You). First time I laughed today. Thanks lad.

>>35379810
What was a weak ejaculation

Its a good thing you're a virgin

>>35379810
The amount of times I have cum all over my akari figures face is simply amazing, I always lick it off her and imagine her disgust.

>>35379831
They're exactly that. And some of the people here actually fall for that level of poe's law which is just trolling by their own ilk.

>>35379736
Bit like Marmite lad

>>35379774
Maybe Nioh would be more your taste, couldn't say for certain but it's a bit more dynamic and colourful I'd say.

>>35379831
>>35379802

DINDU NUFFIN

It be da whyte mans fult n sheeiiit

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>>35379841
>>35379841
>>35379854
this hot gluing is the sickest one i've got
>>35379835
bit noncey that image there lad, shall be reporting that to mrs may

>>35379839
Ffs why are /pol/tards so easy to bait?

>>35378362
I wouldn't get your hopes up at all.
I've gotten fit. Only thing it's good for is killing time. Doesn't make you better socially so you're still fucked lad. Sorry.

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>>35379872
Posted the wrong webm, sorry lads, honest mistake

>>35379827
FFX remaster is shit, get the original

>>35379839
That's a gross generalisation. And funnily enough I haven't really seen that at all apart from obvious troll shitposts by /pol/tards and some of you are so fucking autistic that you actually fall for poe's law on these troll posts by your own ilk.

And no, of course I don't think blacks "can do no wrong and everything is somehow the fault of whites", I just think your claims of black people intentionally riling people up on here to be grossly exaggerated.

>>35379866
>Maybe Nioh would be more your taste

i will look up some reviews on it and watch some walkthroughs to see if its my cup of tea

>>35379888
cba buying a ps2 for one game, and dont really fancy playing games on this laptop.

>>35378497
Fuck that. I agree women therapists are shite though.

Used Samaritans a few times, the only decent human being I ever talked to was a bloke. The fucking women nearly fucked helped tip me over the motorway bridge. Same with therapists. Had a decent one though, bloke with a limp, clearly been through shit himself. Pretty helpful but everyone has their own reasons; depression is always far more personal than even therapy can truly reach. decent therapists know that. Find a bloke, women are proper shit.

Watching a bit of groundhog day desu lads. Feels fitting for my NEET life. Proper boss film this desu

Heard a growl last night again lads, this time around 3am and it woke me up. Sounded like someone using a drill.

Watching a bit of groundhog day desu lads. Feels fitting for my NEET Iife. Proper boss film this desu

>>35379888
The remaster is fantastic. All they've done is update the graphics.

>>35380005
And ruin the music

And add that weird 2.5 shit

want one of those really expensive big boss figurines

>>35380016
You have to set "arrange" as the music option to hear it. The original is the default.

Watching a bit of groundhog day desu lads. FeeIs fitting for my NEET Iife. Proper boss film this desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdX55I9WHDw

Are you with Her?
Don't forget it's international women's day so maybe you should be the one cooking dinner tonight?

>found 2p under the sofa

Who else /in the money/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7sP6t1QyrI

More great music for you lads.

>>35380042
>tfw your dad will literally stop in the street to pick up a one or two pence piece

Absolutely embarrassing and unhygienic.

>>35379953
This is very true. I've been in and out of therapy my entire life and women just can't do it right. Their 'understanding' is too superficial. Men listen and try to puzzle out a solution. Women just listen and try to imagine how they would feel.

>>35380065
>literally free money
>embarrassing

This is the mindset that stops us becoming first world again

>>35379941
That's a gross assumption. How do you know, for sure, that these posts are by /pol/ browsers?

>I'm willing to bet if it happens then most of it is brought upon by people winding them up

Nothing more needs to be said

>>35380065
Your dad knows that looking after the pennies will make the pounds look after themselves, I used to go into the local shops as a boy and look under the stalls for dropped change.

I found a 2gbp coin under there once.

>>35380038
Yes, I am cooking tea for mum tonight, I am making pancakes. My cooking is shit though.

>>35380029
>>35379965
>>35380002
How did this get past the oregano robot?

>>35380089
>I'm willing to bet if it happens then most of it is brought upon by people winding them up
Literally he dindu nuffin it waz da negroes fault he gud boi.

>>35379736
actually tasted of nothing and smelled of nothing. But I was extremely drunk so maybe that obscured my senses, It's strange because she had a very peculiar shampoo-ey strawberry smell that I still smell around other girls all the time that I never noticed.

Watching a bit of groundhog day desu lads. Feels fitting for my NEET Iife. Proper boss fiIm this desu

any of you lads look at the years on all your coins to see if you've got a rare one?

quite fun desu

AINT NO PARTY LIKE AN S CLUB PARTY!

>>35380123
proper cracker that lad. might pop open a bud and a pack of nuts and re watch that myself

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>>35380123
>>35380029
>>35380002
I see what you did there, nice one.

>>35380127
Yes, I've got some Japanese money from the 1800's and a 1969 50 pence piece.

>>35379594

> Those weak beta loads

>>35380153
Fuck lad, that takes me back.

>>35380153
REACH UP FOR THE STARS

lads iv got 6k in savings and im probably gonna kill my self in november

what should i do with my money before that?

>>35380191
Move to Japan and become an English teacher, get married to a Japanse bird and have a few children. Then 50 years later die.

>>35380191
Heroin and whores.

>>35380191
Buy me the night of my life with some nice looking hookers.

>>35380153
This reminds of that anon who was playing he was a s club 7 or junior member

>>35380202
i cant speak japanese and i dont want to live 50 years

>>35380153
>>35380173
>>35380172

SING SONG TIME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SxSnjL3nZ0

>>35379736

Smells like sweat desu - if shes clean you won't smell poo. Tastes like skin, doesn't have a strong taste or anything (if she's clean) but it's got a strange feeling against your tounge - the ripples of her asshole are sort of like the flesh of erect nipples.

Any time I've done it I've been noided af about germs and shit but if she's washed her asshole you generally have nothing to worry about.

>>35380191
give it to me, i'll spend a bit of it on girls clothes and you can have your way with me

>>35380191
Go on holiday and enjoy life.

>>35380089
>How do you know, for sure, that these posts are by /pol/ browsers?
Because my aspergers is only mild, I guess. You are falling for poe's law far too easily.

>Nothing more needs to be said
I was saying that from what I saw going on here. I noticed that it's hardly ever provocation done on behalf of black people but rather very obviously the other way round and done by /pol/tards, and it can then turn into a shitfest of other /pol/tards either falling for poe's low or joining in to troll.

>>35380191
Go on one of those cruises that go to various different countries and live it up

>>35380073
One of the bitches on Samaritans had literally no time for me; because I was tipsy (as you get when you're trying to work up the courage to jump). She treated me like shit; genuinely stayed alive out of anger to spite the bitch. Filled out a complaint form because this bitch probably kills people.

>neighbor caught me dancing and singing along to abba

I can I stop them from making fun of me? It was this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkL7Fkigfn8

My entire last 4 months of photos on my phone has just deleted itself. Wtf. Didn't have it backed up

>PS4 finally getting update that allows for external hard drive support
>find my hard drive
>can't get my pc to recognise it to format it

why cruel fate

>>35380203
>Heroin
i don't like needles

>>35380276
On one occasion I was feeling pretty edgy as a teen and she started saying
>'I bet you're getting off on this, aren't you?
(I wasn't)
>People like you make me sick
On another occasion a female therapist told me not to look at the things she'd left out on her desk. Tidy up if it's private then, cunt. Fuck em desu

>>35380191
try getting some positivist in to your life. try zen Buddhism

>>35380276
tbch lad why would you ring the samaratins if you were about to kill ur self? that means you were looking for an excuse to stay alive which means you didnt really want to kill yourself anyway

never understood that, and thats probably why she didnt really give a fuck when u were on the phone. you reached out for help at that point its pretty clear u dont have any intentions of jumping

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>tfw no group of multi-racial normie friends to have drinks with.

>>35380321
You don't always have to inject heroin.

>>35380346
Yea I don't get when people do this. If I seriously wanted to kill myself I'd 100% succeed.

>>35380347
They look terrible to hang out with. I don't hang out with non-whites either

>>35380346
Really not true. I know someone who volunteers with them. It's very common for people to want someone with them in their final moments so they just talk it out as they bleed out in the bath or whatever (Samaritans cannot call the police or an ambulance no matter what you tell them, unless you give permission). The boss told my friend they should consider that a privilege, and to provide whatever comfort they can in those cases.

>>35380242
Provide proof that it's /pol/ and not actual niggers being their usual spiteful braggart selves.

>>35380334
im not gonna find positivity in some meme religion, iv been fucked in the head for as long as i remember and im not after a way out because i already have that sorted

>>35380401
>their usual spiteful braggart selves.
Do you even know any black people or do you get all your info from /pol/?

>>35380346

Samaritans because you're fucking lonely and have literally no one else to talk to.

Ofc I didn't want to kill myself (hence typing now and hence drinking to get up the courage).

>>35380325

Talked to a bloke before, much nicer experience. No judgy horseshit. I swear these cows are the ones getting off on being desperate souls last ports of call.

>>35380334
That shit only works for toasties who want to "find themselves"

closest i got to killing my self was standing at the top of the multi story car park, had been stood there for a minute or so and as id just came to terms with the fact i was about to launch my self off a busker started playing my mums favorite song (dreams by fleetwood mac) nearby. my mum had passed away just over a year at this point and im not a superstitious person but something about that seemed too coincidental

quite funny to think that busker probably has no idea that they saved someones life

>>35380403
its not really a religion though, it mostly focuses on the positive aspects of meditation and how to gain a better out look on your situation.

>>35380480
its not the new age, lad. dont judge something if you havent looked into it. there are plenty of atheists that get into it because of the positive influence it has on people. if this person is going to kill himself, this is the worst attitude to have. what i am suggesting may not. the fella needs a new perspective on life.

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>>35378245
>>35378268
>>35378285
>>35378286
>>35378297
>>35378408
>>35378738
>>35378800
>>35380038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o49cGq9UUBY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o49cGq9UUBY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o49cGq9UUBY

>Me, An Intellectual
>RWDS Entertainment

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>>35380592
these are the fucking boy

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>>35378198

I wonder how much testosterone the average user of britfeel has

I'd guess 40% of normal level for their weight/age etc

Any good new for you lads from the Budget today?

>>35380655
>I wonder how much testosterone the average user of britfeel has
I have tons because I'm on steroids.

>>35380346
>that means you were looking for an excuse to stay alive which means you didnt really want to kill yourself anyway

you can still feel like you want to kill yourself and cry out for help. he may of not been planning to do it right that second but he could of been contemplating suicide

>>35380655
guessing mine is above average because i lift. i can be confrontational if pissed off.

>>35380680
so at what point should you seek out help? i contemplate killing my self every day and it seems less and less daunting the more i do so tbqhwy

>>35380644
Pretty good song desu. Still don't find women funny though

>>35380644
What is this shite

>>35380655
I don't know. I usually cry once a day and I'm very emotional.

>>35380644
Not sure what this has do with anything?

>over 30 matches on pof
>too much of a pussy to message any of them

social anxiety is the biggest curse imaginable.

Can any of you lads recommend me a film?

>>35380802
Groundhog day. Its a proper boss film desu.

>>35380737
as soon as you start contemplating. i have contemplated suicide before, and still do something, and i have used various methods to help myself. reading, and working out helps me but it all depends on the person.

anyone like the music blind melon made? i feel like i can relate to quite a lot of it

>>35380802
Wristcutters: a love story or Look who's back

>>35380802
jacobs ladder tbqh

>>35380802

Falling Down, about a guy just trying to get home.

One of the most robot-core films ever made.

>>35380802

The Running Man
Commando
Total Recall
The 6th Day

Pretty sure that my dealer's gf fancies me, lads.

>>35378368

Thanks for that anon, gave me a hearty kek

>>35380282
What like in Johnny English?

>tfw naturally black hair and it spikes up when I cut it short
Feel like Gohan lads.

>>35378368
>>35380883
i remember when i nearly done something this autistic. thank god i didnt. i was dating the girl tbf but it still would of been cringy.

>>35380891
I feel you there lad, black hair is a weird feel

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Lads, its the first time in 4 days ive had the energy to get out of bed

Fuck the flu desu

>>35380851
you really like arnie eh lad

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>haven't fapped in 5 days
I've just lost the energy

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>>35380920
It's annoying when people assume you've dyed it like some try hard. Also my body looks extra hairy because it's so dark.

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ooo been promoted. you can tell it's official it's lamenated.
already got my team of workers. i'm a good manager so got a diverse team.
token purple to cover the ethnic need and mr and mrs wagie.
best day at work yet

>>35380947
Cant remember last time I did. I go to watch porn and just...cant be bothered.

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>>35380950

Enjoy the kettle chips lad

>>35380947
I haven't had a good wank for a while now

>>35380818
Seen
>>35380836
Sounds rubbish
>>35380848
Not in the mood for something like that. Good suggestion though.
>>35380849
Seen that a dozen times
>>35380851
Seen all of them

>>35380949
I got that when I was in school senpai, people assumed I was a goth that dyed his hair really black

>>35380936

What's not to like?

also I forgot Last Action Hero

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>>35380949
Holy shit that's why I find it as a mixed feel, I always get asked "did you dye it? it looks really good" and when I say its natural they're genuinely surprised. I thought it would be obvious my hairs naturally dark because the hair on my arms, face, etc. are really dark, but no its just not enough. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I was blonde or something.

>>35380851
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and worn leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>it's 20 quid to view this whores snapchat
https://hutt.co/cherubesque
Fucking hell some people think to highly of themselves

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>>35380950
Good stuff famalam
jj

>>35381067
Not their fault there are a significant amount of orbiters who will pay that.

>>35381067
Nice, i've got a couple quid to spare for this

>>35381067
Camwhores honestly make me feel sick to my stomach

>>35381067
why would anyone pay that when they can get amateur vids for free

>>35381067
Shall we all chuck in a couple of quid and spread it everywhere?

>>35381160
Smart thinking lad, we would be doing a public service for all the lads.
If 20 of us chip in a quid each on a shared account, its good

anyone else kind of want to fuck ebinanon? haha

>>35381177
>>35381160
fair shout, lads. not bad if its only a quid each

>>35381209
is there no virgin arsehole you won't claim jun?

>>35380644
>3 hour conversation between me and 10 other people who share my viewpoint

Yeah because that's not describing TDS at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4VTq0sa9yg

Who chilling the fuck out here

>>35381177
I would but the account holder will probably take the money and retire on a beach somewhere

>>35381232
>>35381177
Alright I'm in. /britfeel/ circle jerk tonight?

You guys ever wish that deadly creatures like werewolves and ghouls were real?
Think it would make the world a bit more interesting desu

>>35381242
>song
>it has no lyrics

>>35381281
We already have a creature far more terrifying and dangerous than that. It's called man

>>35381281
I wish I was a werewolf desu lad

>>35381304
There is a version where the CJ VA does some rap but its shit

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>>35381236
a hole is a hole lad
>>35381281
it would give us a lot of adventures sure but lads might die from stray werewolfs and vampires often

>>35381160

M-maybe we could meet up IRL and fap to it together no homo

Did one of you lads share this? Bbeen stuck in my head since
>tfw not token white guy in scary black gang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssssO84qy9A&index=13&list=PL0vcsrxTSWngaWRPO-SejqN-l4htAEJS_

/britfeel/ bukkake when

Your comment was not original

>>35381281
They are but they've been pushed to the bounds of human society.
Bears, wolves, the big cats, poisonous animals, sharks etc. all do exist and will kill you if they get the chance but hundreds of years of us pushing them away.
It would be the same with ghouls and other mythical beasts.

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>>35381209
yes i do
>>35381236
HOL UP
>>35381327
THIS AINT ME (but i agree with the sentiment)

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>>35381209
wh-where did that come from anon?

Lads I just had the biggest shit I've ever had, it was a real struggle to push out and it feels like ir has stretched my ass

>>35381281
kinda wish it. i think it would give us a common enemy and make things more interesting.

rather than blaming pakis, and black, we wcould blame werewolves and ghouls

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>junlad posts
>quality of the thread harshly drops
RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

>>35381281
I think it would be really comfy to live in small central European village surrounded by woods haunted by all sorts of dark and vile creatures.

>>35381429
You say that now but when you live near a forest filled with pikeys and niggers...

>>35381429
>everytime you hear a noise it could be some hellspawn come to claim you
literally the opposite of comfy

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>>35381416
ill post some zelda to improve the quality of the thread

couldnt fit the whole map in on the screen but this is what ive done on it so far

>>35381454
SPOILER THAT SHIT
REEEEEE

alright lads im willing to put up 10 bongs (50%) and take care of the money handling, ill upload all the pictures on here

>>35381429
That's a funny way to describe Germany dead boy *dignified chortle*

>>35378198

>tfw jungle and impregnation fetish
>Have fucked a few black women bareback
>Get the thrill of this
>No actual consequences (pregnancy)

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>>35381470
here's a less spoilery pic

>>35381475
>dead boy
Dear boy* REEEEEEE

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>>35381311
Finished a RPG that pulled this crap a few days ago, every damn time.

>>35381487
Nier right?

>>35381454
>>35381482
what about that sexy crossdressing link though lads? dont you just want to tongue his biopucci until it bruises and wank off his little boiclit.

>>35381470
what exactly is there to spoil about it?

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>>35381502
nintendo certainly knows how to fanservice

>>35381509
The locations of shrines and towers, other world objects.

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>>35381509
locations in the game for story purposes, locations of shrines and towers, things like that

>>35381502
People like you need to be buried at sea - alive.

>>35381517
>Jews cerainly know how to jew
FTFY

>>35381376
you being a little cumslut, that's what
now bend over for daddy junlad and me

Going on holiday for the first time in yrs this summer. Just me mum, nan and lil sis (11). I'm 19 and will get to go off on my own. Any tips I should consider? I wanna approach girls maybe even get my first shag.

>>35381494
Not picked it up yet, great to know the tradition continues though senpai. I am Setsuna.

>>35378223
where you from mate? B26 here I drive will deliver for petrol money

>>35381376
ignore the bad man. come hold my hand and talk to me

>>35381575
Not gonna be able to bring girls back if you're with your nan and that are you lad? Just get some nice food, awkwardly avoid people while listening to music, then go back to where you're staying and watch a film with your family.

>>35381575
Whereabouts are you off to lad?

What would you lads do if every day was the same line groundhog day and there were no consequences? I'd break into the royal kettle chip vault I think.

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>>35381576
Haven't you got some traps to fall into, Sestuna?

>>35381726
lots of murder and rape

>>35381617

It's a long shot but I'm mainly hoping for a bit of experience dropping game. I have a 6.5/10 face but I'm pretty tall and trying to get into good shape by then

>>35381624

Going to cyprus

>>35381726
get people to crush my balls and rape a lot.

>>35381783
Why do you want your balls crushed?

>>35381773
you don't need game when you go to a foreign country. just go to the red light district.

>>35381812
because i am trash and like being hurt.

What's a good excuse for ignoring/ghosting someone, lads?

It's been a few months now...

>>35381858
Autism

Original desu

>>35381758
>>35381783

And then what if it didn't reset?

>>35381858
"Sorry I've just been... out of sorts these last few months..."

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Absolutely drowning in feels at the moment, lads

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Good evening, /britfeel/!

How are you all doing today?
What have you been up to?
What are you listening to?

Hope you've all had a great day so far and continue to have an even greater night!

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>>35381948
Here you go lad. Hopefully this will cheer you up.

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>>35381858
pic related

oregano for the second time you fucks

>>35381995
That the fella from Dante's Inferno that eats his kids?