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ITT: Insufferable parents 2017-03-08 02:45:38 Post No. 35376937
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>setting up new sento isuzu figure that arrived today
>mom knocks on my door
>'honey i brought you your sodies and snacks for your little playdate tonight'
>have to correct the stupid bitch
>'IT'S Sento mom, Isuzu Sento and she's what you would call a waifu. I know she's not real'
>hands me mountain dew and pizza rolls
>STUPID idiot
>'i asked for mountain dew: code red'
>'sweetie the gas station i stopped it didn't ha-'
>'I said SPECIFICALLY CODE FUCKING RED STUPID'
>tears start coming to her eyes
>'anon please i sta-'
>'LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU'
>plug my fingers in my ears and begin thrashing around on my bed
>she's begging me something; i don't bother to pay attention anymore
>grab several of the piss jugs from the rotation
>begin to pour the contents over the new shirts she got me for my birthday
>screaming 'I WANT TENDIES I WANT TENDIES GIVE ME TENDIES'
>she's weeping on the floor with her face buried in her hands
>whip the empty bottles at her before slamming the door
>several hours later she knocks at my door again
>i open, i see she removed the urine soaked shirts i threw in the hall
>'here anon i'm sorry about earlier'
>hands me a 2 liter of Mountain Dew: Code Red and 10 piece Wendy's spicy chicken tendies
>stuff 2 in my mouth
>issh okay thanksh mom
>slam door
Why the fuck can't people just listen to simple instructions? I don't repeat myself.
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It was kind of funny to read one of these in a long time.
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Awww your mom is so nice
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>>35376937
The roastie is fucking retarded. You gave her clear, simple tasks and she was unable to even complete them. She's lucky that you were so forgiving this time, but make sure that she doesn't mess up again.
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>>35376937
>Wendy's spicy chicken tendies
>tendies
Those are nuggets, retard.
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It' only March and we've already hit peak autism.
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>>35377815
Wendy's definitely has chicken strips anon.
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>>35376937
You thanked her?!
Pssh. The only time my mommy got thanked is when she took the blame for me killing chaddy daddy... and even then i had my fingers crossed.
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>>35376937
>Code Red
>not demanding White Out
spotted the pleb.
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>>35378139
What do you call these, hotshot?
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>>35376937
5/10
asdfaerfgr
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>read comments
>get hyped
>listen
>literal autism
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>>35378139
>>35379775
BTFO
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F
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L2 FAST FOODS YOU HIDEOUS NEET, I WILL BASK IN GOLDEN CRISPY ACTUAL /TENDIES/ THAN YOUR BREADED MUSH YOU CALL PSEUDO TENDIES "NUGGIES"
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>>35379915
Wrong thread shit
Ogrgrgininiol
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>mommy and daddy went on vacation
>bitch whore tells me to "fend for myself" for a week.
>all I have is 6 bags of Tyson tendies and some cans of gross stuff
>I can't fucking cook them
>I cannot sink myself to the level of doing it.
>I burn them every time
>I keep throwing them out and trying again.
>within 2 days I am down to just the cans
>I call mommy
>tell her I can't cook tendies
>she tells me to just eat other stuff and that international calls are very expensive
>REEEEEEEEEE
>she hangs up.
>the bitch actually hung up.
>I call one of those dirty talk hotlines at 5 dollars a minute
>put it on for 5 days.
>suffer through veggies
>mommy gets phone bill
>She takes it out of my good boy points
>worth it
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>>35380468
You should have ordered Tendy Takeout every single day you autist
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>>35380468
>5 dollars a minute
>>on for 5 days.
That phone bill would have been $36,000
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>get prison mail from my father about how he'll be out again soon and he can't wait to see me
>He doesn't seem to grasp that I'm almost 30 and don't really even know him
>he gets out for a few months then ends back up in prison every time
>its been this way since I was 5 or 6
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>>35380468
>>I burn them every time
Follow the instructions on the bag, dumbass.
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