Tell me about your parents, r9k

>>35375820
Never knew my father.
Mother gave me away at 5 then had children with niggers
Grandmother ruined my mental and physical health.

Lots of other shit but that's an important chunk. Even my mother isn't sure who my father is. Fucking slut. The only good thing she has done in my life was let me be white.

>>35375820

My dad is a construction worker and a drunken fucking idiot who can't even spell "last". He asked me how to spell it recently.

My mother is a loving idiot and she buckles under her own weight of stupidity sometimes and can be very mean. She has put up with a drunken idiot for years because she knows she couldn't do any better and could never support herself.

>23m still live with both parents
>they aren't married but have been together since they were teens
>haven't spoken with my father since I was 13
>mother and I get along fine
>there relationship is terrible and I can't fathom why she hasn't left him yet
>I give 0 fucks about my family and once I move out I doubt that I will ever return (only reason I haven't move out is because living here is free)

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>>35375820
My mother is a crazy mexican schizo lady who is currently confined in a mental hospital.

Never knew my father.

My dad worked construction and my mom worked in government. Spent a lot of my childhood debating against their political beliefs. It also seemed the were never home, but I know that's not true now.

>>35375820
They were alcoholics when I was a kid
My mom is bipolar
They decided getting divorced when I just started highschool would be a good idea when my whole life they said they only stayed together for me
Nowadays they just feed me money I'm guessing to cover up their guilt of raising an angry fuckup

Father died at 11 unknown causes and mother died at 18 from lung cancer. Moved to another province for work currently 25

>>35375820
My parents are good people. And it's because they are good people, they caused pain and suffering by overprotecting me.

I went to another country when i was 17. Now i am 23. I do talk a lot with my mother, she is the only social relation that i have.

My parents are good but holy shit reading this thread makes me feel very grateful for my parents.

No wonder why you're all fuck ups

I don't really trust them desu. The communication between us seems to be unsincere and forced, like a cordial protocol, like the kind of conversation I'd have with a policeman or a teacher. It feels awkward when they try to talk to me in friendly manners.
They were overprotective and shit. My brother is even more of a sperglord than me. Hikikomori-like nigga, all he does is play LoL and watch gameplays in his room. He's 16 now, he's cool with some of his school pals but never wants to hang with them. He doesn't ever say shit to me or my parents.
My pops are both kind of puerile, I think. When they were young my dad had plenty of mommy issues (dat bitch threatened to kill herself in several occasions, as far as I know; my grandpa's voice was practically castrated in the home), smoked a lot of weed; my mum had been raised by a young single mother. Also she used to steal in stores and shit.
I feel like my mom has always been willing to let others see how she sacrifies herself. She doesn't proclaim it or complain, but it's like she tries to make her silent abnegation omnipresent, loudly arguing with my dad because they both want to do the dishes or shit like that.
My dad seems insecure as fuck. He would only perform as a father when mom was already scolding me or my brother; he suddenly came to us and start yelling what he guessed he was supposed to. Most of the times my mum would tell him not to shout, he would go mad because she was undermining his authority and they would end up arguing about it.

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>>35375820
Never knew my dad, mum left him because he beat her and my older brothers

Mum's nice, old but she's had a pretty rough life. Her parents used to lock her in a room and starve her back in the 70s. When my grandmother got mouth cancer my mum was the only one to look after her even after the shit she did to mum. All my older brothers are druggies that didn't move out until they were 30 and she had to deal with that.

She's always been nice to me and saw something good in me (especially when I joined the military) I look after her and stayed off drugs but she might have throat cancer. If this is the end for her I'd honestly just be happy keeping her comfy to the end.

>>35376419
Godspeed anon, bless your mother. May she live out a happy life.

>>35376462
Thanks pal she isn't a bad woman she's just old and needs her rest

>>35375820
My dad is a moron and my mother is a fat whore.

>>35376698
t. Angry 16 years old """"""robot""""""

>>35375820
My Mom drank herself to death and died early in my senior year of high school and I just kinda stopped going so I guess im a dropout

And i've basically been a NEET now and im 22. My Father has recently tried to push me to get a job and I'm finally trying but it just feels hopeless and shit.

I wish I would just die in my sleep anyday now.

My mum is fucking swole. She goes to the gym 5 times a week and lifts. I think she can deadlift around 80kg, which isn't bad considering she just turned 60. She goes on these 50 mile ultramarathons and goes to lifting competitions too. Drinks protein shakes for breakfast and shit. She belongs on /fit/.

Although shes stronger than me, im happy for her because 5 years ago she was seriously overweight and pre-diabetic.

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Dad
>in his mid fifties currently
>works at home, builds custom furniture for people in our community
>really conservative
>used to be in a band called Mr. Ectomy in the 90's
>Plays bass guitar, owns a custom 6 string Jackson made of ebony wood
>Love him to death
>has a thick beard
>kicked cancer's ass

Mom
>50 currently
>dyes her hair red
>she's the parent I take after more
>works at Nu-Lite, an electrical. Company that supplies the surrounding parishes with electricity, if you were building anything, they're the people you go to for electricity
>tried to go for the "milf" look at her late 40's but gave up on it
>used to play clarinet

Pic related. Dunno why pictures goe sideways when I post on mobile.

>>35377084
Post pic of her
Oreganisimus

>>35376871
*19 year old robot and it's true. My father never taught me anything in my entire life and my mother is a fat disgusting creature. We always had financial problems because my ''parents'' never grew up to be adults, they are just big retarded children trying to look and sound like they are mature.

>giant 60 year old alcoholic autist who loves animals, hates humans, and is a socialist
>shrill 50 year old woman who places most of her identity in being an artist, and spouts facebook memes
I actually like both of them a great deal.

>>35377284
no way fag. She's a headteacher and you'd reverse image search and dox her. I don't want her to be harassed by thirsty robots or become a /fit/ meme.

>>35375820
Dad and mom are separated and are both kind and supportive although my dad was overprotective while I lived with him, making me fed up and moved over to my mom. Despite this, we still patched up.

Came out as bisexual to both my parents and was crying rivers because I thought they'd hate me, turns out they both just pat me on the back and told me it was okay and that don't think it's a big deal and want me to be happy either way.

I am lucky

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Mom left when I was 6 years old, she didn't say good bye or anything. Dad struggled to pay the bills, so we were homeless for a bit. He met my stepmother. We stayed at her grandmother's house. This all happened in a 2 week span. It really fucking confused me, I'm pretty sure my dad was cheating on my mom with stepmother. Stepmother is tucking cold hearted piece of shit. Years later she has two kids and is slowly trying to exile me out of the family. I sometimes hate my fucking dad for this but for nature, I still love him. I just can't wait until I move out and will speak to them again.


>>35377154
You parents look happy that's good

My dad used to basically be a Chad. Broke records in high school/college sports, tons of friends, did well in business, liked by everyone. Around the time I was born, he lost a shit ton of money in this small business he started and he's been a fat, depressed drug addict ever since. He also used to trim my finger and toe nails, shave me, trim my pubes, and pop pimples on my face and back. Once he even took a shower with me when I was 5 and my brother and mom were out of the house. I haven't spoken to him in 5 years.
Mom is a nervous wreck who despises her job. I love her to death, but it's like I'm the parent and she's the kid. She constantly needs reassurance from me and is obsessed with all the high-school level drama going on in her social circle.
I assume both of them resent me because I'm a fat, stupid, autist with no social skills and I'm terrible at sports. At least my brother will give them grandkids, hopefully.

Dad
>always wanted to be a chef but has an even more stressful job, which pays better
>still cooks for us a lot
>besides work and cooking, all he does is read and watch TV

Mom
>used to be a professional dancer but has been a professional mom for a while now
>can freak out somewhat easily

anyone who saw us all in action could tell we have a loving family, probably biggest issue is we're "numb" (??)

it's hard to explain it and that's also part of why we're numb

>>35375820
Habent seen nor heard from em in months