How do I get a qt hotwheels gf?

Good luck, even they want wheel-Chad

>>35375352
look at her
you can sense she's spoiled even just looking at a single pic of her
she would reject you STAT if you ever tried to approach her.

>get qt gf
>break her legs
Literally that easy

>>35375411
>>get qt gf
how?

Im already worried enough that a girl would resent me for having sex, this would only guarantee it.

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this image just made me realize
wheelchair girls HAVE NO ASS
disqualification right there

>>35375368
wheel chad most likely can't use his wee wee because the nerves operating the muscles are also giving away the nerves for sensorical innercation for the penis and legs
N. genitofermoralis

>>35375467
If wheel chad can't feel or use his dick, how does he pee?

>>35375500

They piss and shit into colostomy bags which you'd have to clean up.

That's why I wouldn't want a wheelie gf.

I'd only date one if they had control over their bowels.

>>35375572
Not all of them do. A colostomy is a pretty invasive surgery.

Visit /Norgetraaden/

>>35375411
This
>become friendzone to a qt
>wear mask and break her spine
>offer to carry her places like a big guy
>in her low point she will believe no chad will want her
>this is your window to confess

There is a very small window here, it may not even be there if you don't also break her will or friends and family cock block you.

>>35375467
my friend is in a wheelchair and im not having any problems getting him going

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Tfw on a date and I'm more interested in the specs of the wheelchair

>>35375672
Greentext or gtfo

Pics welcome too

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>>35375352
do you anons think there is some jaded and sarcastic wheelchair girl out there
>tfw i want to date fem johnny joestar

>>35377369
There might be.

How jaded and sarcastic do you want her to be?

>>35377608
i mean like i want the hard and sarcastic outer facade to be a front because she has a sensitive heart and just needs a good friend/bf to get it out (just like what happened with johnny joestar)

>>35375415
>how?
be chad

protip: being chad also guarantees that she'll thank you for breaking her legs because she knows she deserved it

>>35375666
Can I wear a Bane mask? What if she knows its me?

>>35377674
Find a Multiple Sclerosis girl. They're jaded and understand physical suffering like no other. She's probably very humorous because she needed a way to keep herself and others smiling while she continues to deteriorate. She might try to seem like a hardass with deadened nerves... but she's really a sweetheart who is trembling on the inside.

I'm not projecting.

>>35377721
>wanting someone who is going to degenerate into a husk that can't talk properly, can't move, shits itself and needs constant round-the-clock care

Nah.

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>>35377777
Lord Kek has spoken. Nice digits.

>>35377777
Checked

Also confirming that a fit, healthy girl who just happens to be paralyzed from the waist down is the superior option.

>>35377777
im not this guy
>>35377674
here. i'd love to care for someone

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>>35377777
fucking checked
this aint katawa shojou niggas

>>35377777
But she would love you. Kek.