Roastie slut here. Ask me anything.

describe your pussy's current odor

>>35374701
Age? City?


t.Chad. Not even kdding.

>>35374717
Ummm...natural? A bit damp.

>>35374729
23, New York.

>>35374717
Neutral

>>35374729
19, San Antonio

>>35374701
What's your Instagram name, phone number and credit card?

why do you do it?

do you do it for free?

>>35374756
>A bit damp.
like a cellar?

>>35374701
How many guys have you fucked? Have you ever fucked any black guys? Every have sex in a public place? How old was the oldest guy you've ever fucked? The youngest?

>>35374701

Prove it. Ragatoni.

>>35374756
>23, New York.
>>35374757
>19, San Antonio

What? Ostia puta, which one of you is the real OP?

t.Chad

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How many of these muffins would you eat for $500,000 each? Tax free

>>35374767
Because I get horny and I like sex.

>>35374777
>How many guys have you fucked?
6
>Have you ever fucked any black guys?
None. Only white boys
>Every have sex in a public place?
Let a boy titfuck me in a pool changing room once, but never any public sex
>How old was the oldest guy you've ever fucked?
18
>The youngest
13 (I was 17)

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>>35374701
Do you suck original dicks?

What incentive do you have to remain loyal in a relationship, and do you and your friends stay loyal in relationships?

Women are hit up with way too many suitors these days.

>>35374804
I've never cheated, and if I don't like a relationship and want variety, I'd rather just be a bitch and break up than be a liar.

>>35374701
Prove that you're real with a timestamped pic of your tits roastie.

Otherwise this thread's going nowhere.

Woo boy, another robot pretending to be a woman so we can collectively shit on ""her""

>>35374818

Good to hear.

Maybe there's hope yet.

>>35374797
>thinks shes a lot
>has only fucked 6 guys
Lol you larping prude.

>>35374756
Hi, I'm willing to visit new york for a day if you're willing to take my virginity.

Post tits or ass with stamp.

Stupid female pedo, hope you get necked.

>>35374701

this thread, on my /r9k/? jesus

>>35374797
>6

Im a bigger roastie whore than you and I'm male

>>35374797
How big are your tits, if they can be titfucked?

Do you like giving blowjobs? Do you swallow?

>>35375069
C cup.

Yes and yes.

Have you ever had sex someone for money or special favors?

>>35375123
Yes I have. Once got my grade improved in my psych class by fucking my TA.

post tits now or fuck off

>>35374778

All this time and not a shred of evidence. I'm not even like these mongrels demanding tits. I don't give a shit about your body. You can wear a turtle neck and snowpants in the picture for all I care as long as there's a timestamp and you're obviously female.

But without proof this thread and your answers in it are worth fuckall. I could make one myself tomorrow and do what you're likely doing: Jacking off while you type out some retarded fantasy wish-fulfillment fiction.

Do you actually have a roastie or innie?

>>35374797
>6
you are basically celibate... Lots of girls your age have fucked >20 guys.

>>35375204

Thread rekt.

Time to pack it up and go home boiz.

>>35374756
>New York

Sheeeeeit, New York city? Wanna be friends?

I'm some artsy weirdo with a girlfriend who's a doctor so I'm not exactly looking for anything else.

My kik is noicebrew if you're interested.

My ex gf wanted a break, she fucked 5 different guys but now she wants to come back, she said ahe needs love more than sex.
Would you consider her a rostie slut?
Should I go back with her?
Do you think she will always compare me to other guys? (she said one guy was huuuge, I'm average)

>>35375484
>Wanted a break

Its over. That means its over. Even if she says she wants you again, that relationship is dead now. She'll just leave again when something comes along

>>35375484

Absolutely do not go back to her unless you want to learn the definition of misery and suffering.

She even bragged about it by saying one guy was huge. That detail in no way belonged in anything about wanting love that she said to you; it would make her lover feel inadequate.

>>35374756
>>35374757
what kind of guys are you into?

what does it take to have sex with you?

what are your fetishes?

>>35374701

tits with timestamp or you're a larping male virgin.

Is small penis a dealbreaker for you ? Would a big dick make the relationship more fun and lovely ?

>>35374804
my incentive to remain loyal in a relationship is that im a monogamist. out of all of my group of friends i dont know any who have cheated on their boyfriends

>>35374701
Have you ever taken the knot?

>>35375908
do you mean https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tie_the_knot ?

no, i have never been married

>>35376003
No, he means being fucked by a dog. A dog's penis turns into a knot after ejaculating, forcing it to stay inside you a few more minutes while he tries to wriggle it out, intensifying the entire experience.

>>35376017
haha you guys are dumb

>>35376023
Welcome to 4chan, anon.

There's a bunch of questions you haven't answered yet, though.

>what are your fetishes
>what kind of guys are you into
>what does it take to have sex with you?

>>35375624
Into cute white boys. Not even kidding.

>>35375885
No and yes.

>>35376017
No.

>>35376033
>what does it take to have sex with you?
Be a cute white boy, be friends with me, get me to like you

>>35376055
I got the first part down. How do I get to the second part?

>>35376039
>Into cute white boys. Not even kidding.
cool, what about my other 2 questions?

>>35374797
How did you fuck a 13 year old? Details please.

>>35376066
My fetishes are pretty tame. Just spanking/hair-pulling etc. Very low kink.

>>35376067
He was my younger brother's friend who had a crush on me. He was really cute and confident for a 13 year old. Had a quickie with him in my walk-in closet. He didn't last long at all. Might've been a virgin. Kinda regret it tbqh

>>35376098
Post contact info for the cute white boys in the audience

>>35376119
That live in nyc

>>35376098
so how does one get to have sex with you? must flirt with you and stuff or you just grab the guy you like and fuck his brains out like a proper slut would?

>>35376170
Gotta flirt with me and stuff. If I already like you, it'll be very easy for you.

>>35376119
>>35376234

Hey chopped liver here

>>35374701
Will you please leave my board?

>>35376562

This. Roasten raus

Who else wishes they could find the OP and bash his/her head in with a stone ?

Aaah anonymity..the cruel mistress

>>35376637
personally i wish i could bash your head in with a stone

>>35376647

Stay toasty roastie

Orginginull

>>35376647
Alas you wont ! and neither will I.
oh well , such is life, roasties will never change

>>35376681
>>35376735
i'm a man, baby

sorry to disappoint

>>35376767

Damn it of course you are